People who shit and don't flush depreciation thread[views:1858][posts:28]_______________________________________ [Mar 16,2005 11:39am - the_reverend ""] I can understand if it was a munument or something... but a greasy puddle? wtf! and leaving ass hair all over the seat! WTF do I work with? monkeys? |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 16,2005 11:41am - KillerKadoogan ""] there was a kid at my high school who the faculty called "the mad shitter", and he just shit and never flushed. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 16,2005 11:43am - paganmegan ""] there's nothing like an old shit just floating around in the toilet of a public restroom. Especially if there are pubes decorating the seat |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 16,2005 11:45am - the_reverend ""] it's like jimmies on an icecream cone, eh? |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 16,2005 11:51am - paganmegan ""] Yes. Exactly. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 16,2005 12:21pm - the_reverend ""] man.. I want icecream now. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 16,2005 12:22pm - Christraper ""] I went to the bathroom and saw one of the special ed students taking a dump in the urinal. He just looked at me like "what?" |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 16,2005 12:24pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] "the mad shitter" would be a difficult legacy to top. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 16,2005 12:47pm - anonymous ""] that\'s gross ~carina |
| ________________________________ [Mar 16,2005 1:30pm - Abbath ""] when i was in high school back in the day i went into a bathroom that was full and a kid walked out one of the stalls and didn't flush, so i grabbed him and made him flush the toliet in front of everyone else, fucking asshole |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 16,2005 1:51pm - dreadkill ""] Christraper said:I went to the bathroom and saw one of the special ed students taking a dump in the urinal. He just looked at me like "what?" i laughed my ass off at that. what a great story. one of the special ed kids got caught jerking off in the bathroom when i was in high school. i saw him out in public somewhere a couple weeks ago. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 16,2005 1:51pm - WhyamIandasshole ""] I cant understand this practice. Its not like you forget immediatly after you shit. It's bizzare. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 16,2005 1:53pm - the_reverend ""] maybe they turn around, to exaime it... and then get side tracked and forget. or they are too fat to turn around and look? |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 16,2005 1:58pm - WhyamIandasshole ""] Ha. They get mezmorized by it and the next thing they know there are sitting back at there desks like nothing happened. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 16,2005 2:04pm - the_reverend ""] ahahah |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 16,2005 2:10pm - Christraper ""] my ass exploded all over a hotel bathroom in italy once. i felt kinda bad about it because it looked like a scene from amityville by the time i was finished. i had eaten some greasy italian and topped it off with some sorbet and a bottle of wine. i had to shit like never before. i ran into a random hotel which turned out to have the most disgusting bathroom youve ever seen and even though i had to shit like a motherfucker there was no way i was putting my ass on that toilet. So...since the bathroom was the size of a closet i pulled a spider man and braced myself with my arms and legs up on the wall and sink. I was drunk alright??? It seemed like a good idea. Well i managed to not have to sit on the toilet but my ass shot like a hose everywhere in the bathroom. Some of it even got on the mirror and sink but i have no idea how. yea that was gross. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 16,2005 2:12pm - paganmegan ""] That story is fucking amazing |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 16,2005 2:12pm - Christraper ""] i cant believe i didnt get any on me |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 16,2005 2:14pm - paganmegan ""] You pulled a spider man and sprayed shit all over a foreign bathroom, that is incredible |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 16,2005 2:37pm - Christraper ""] yea its my crime fighting super power |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 16,2005 2:56pm - thegreatspaldino ""] thats my super hero idea... Unusually Large Bowel Man... he goes to the badguy's lairs and takes massive shits and clogs up their plumbing so all of the villian's funding for world domination is wasted on a HUGE plumbing bill. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 16,2005 3:38pm - Christraper ""] brilliant! |
| ________________________________ [Mar 16,2005 4:00pm - Abbath ""] dreadkill said:Christraper said:I went to the bathroom and saw one of the special ed students taking a dump in the urinal. He just looked at me like "what?" i laughed my ass off at that. what a great story. one of the special ed kids got caught jerking off in the bathroom when i was in high school. i saw him out in public somewhere a couple weeks ago. i guess retards are like the biggest horny people in the world because they can't oppress their urges, this kid was telling me his dad works with a bunch of retards at a high school and he has to deal with that shit all the time. this one time the guy caught two guys jerking each other off in a closet. i laughed for hours when the kid told me that also at my college they put on these lame parties once in a while and i walked into one once and all the people that were on the dance floor were retards and they were all grinding on each other, biggest orgy i've ever seen |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 16,2005 4:09pm - dreadkill ""] ha. my ex-girlfriend's mother and sister worked with retards too. i was always hearing great stories about the retards' jerkoff sessions and sexual expressions. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 16,2005 4:33pm - Christraper ""] The drummer of my old band has a side project with a song involving the rape of a retarded child in the lunchroom. he needs to hurry up and finish that thing because those are some of the funniest lyrics ive ever read |
| _________________________________ [Mar 16,2005 8:25pm - tbone_r ""] im such a non-flusher. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 16,2005 9:14pm - BestialOnslaught ""] WhyamIandasshole said:I cant understand this practice. Its not like you forget immediatly after you shit. It's bizzare. Haha yeah, that's not really a passable excuse for someone under 75... |
| ______________________________ [Mar 16,2005 9:17pm - Mary ""] WhyamIandasshole said:I cant understand this practice. Its not like you forget immediatly after you shit. It's bizzare. Seriously. I came across an unflushed shitbowl myself at work today. It's fucking disgusting. People are disgusting. :middlefinger: |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 16,2005 9:18pm - CarrotsandSticks ""] I made the most gigantic dump in Wal Mart the other day, and was to proud to flush it. I was in a really up scale clothing store once, and I had to use their bathrooms once. The bathroom was spotless and really nice, so I pissed everywhere. I felt like some sort of class terrorist. |