Who wants to be in my new band, Gaypalm Death?[views:3820][posts:37]____________________________________ [Mar 9,2005 4:52pm - Josh_Martin ""] Songs include: You Suffer (From AIDS) Born on Your Kneepads Siege of Condoms Caught....In a Gay Bathhouse sCum Prison Without Balls Its a Man's World Unchallenged Gay Cock-Rock Facination Cum in the eye Blurs the Vision Suffer the Children (When They're in My Van) |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 9,2005 4:54pm - dreaminginexile ""] is this the Dan Robinson tribute album? HAHAHA, just kiddin Dan, you know we all love you :p |
| __________________________________ [Mar 9,2005 5:38pm - dyingmuse ""] lol ha ha ha ha haha thats awesome!!!!!! ohh and ahhh, fuck you mark lol |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 9,2005 11:01pm - DreamingInExile ""] dyingmuse said:fuck you mark lol I'm sure you'd love to Dan, lol! :whipper: |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 9,2005 11:05pm - KillerKadoogan ""] these made me laugh like a little school girl Unchallenged Gay Suffer the Children (When They're in My Van) |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 9,2005 11:06pm - PatMeebles ""] I'm in. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 9,2005 11:20pm - DreamingInExile ""] you forgot "Twist the Cock (Slowly)" my favorite Gaypalm Death song ever! and what about: Placate, Sedate, Ejaculate? man, you're leaving out some classics! |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 9,2005 11:27pm - dread_104 ""] "Retching in the Dirt-chute"? "Hind Snare"? "Uncut Girth"? |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 10,2005 12:40am - dreadkill ""] excellent |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 10,2005 7:28am - DreamingInExile ""] haha, I think we should all do this, make twisted covers of ND songs and play live :newhorns: |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 10,2005 8:28am - diahrea tsunami ""] this thread is gay, trying to be anal cunt are we??? get a life???? |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 10,2005 8:31am - the_reverend ""] josh is one of the only people who is technically and legally allowed to make anal-cunt-esque jokes. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 10,2005 8:44am - Joe/NotCommon ""] diahrea tsunami said:this thread is gay, trying to be anal cunt are we??? get a life???? josh was in anal cunt, you ugly bastard |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 10,2005 10:30am - Josh_Martin ""] Sorry, I stopped buying their albums when they wimped out on Fear Emptiness Despair. I only know stuff from before that. I Abstain (from pussy) My Ass Keeps Burning Uterus Banished Hot Chicks? I'm Uninterested The Chains That Bind Us (are getting sticky) Readdress the Prostate Awake (to a room full of men) Someone photoshop the "S" off the cover of Scum. and change the corporate logos to gay stuff like Out, Honcho, GLAD, NAMBLA, Shadows Fall, and whatever the name of the company that makes cock rings is. |
| _______________________________ [Mar 10,2005 10:39am - nate ""] post an image of the cover and I'll photoshop it... |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 10,2005 10:50am - Josh_Martin ""] [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 10,2005 2:21pm - diahrea tsunami ""] don't you got something better to do, someone thinking of all these gay overtones might want to question there own sexuality. yer stab at being funny has been done before. former ac or not, leave the funny shit to seth, come up with yer own. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 10,2005 2:31pm - paganmegan ""] shut up. this is a brilliant idea and I am very entertained by it. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 10,2005 2:32pm - dreadkill ""] i think anyone is entitled to make funny music if they want. my guitarist and i have a few retarded funny projects we've done in the past but never released. we are working on a new one and possibly putting out the others as a split cd. most of it is nothing original or special, but it is fun to do for a laugh. gaypalm death sounds pretty funny to me. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 10,2005 2:34pm - Anthony nli ""] paganmegan said:shut up. this is a brilliant idea and I am very entertained by it. Seconded. Some of these titles are ridiculously funny. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 10,2005 2:38pm - dreaminginexile ""] Anthony nli said:paganmegan said:shut up. this is a brilliant idea and I am very entertained by it. Seconded. Some of these titles are ridiculously funny. and I third this motion! I haven't laughed so hard at work in a long time! |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 10,2005 2:41pm - Josh_Martin ""] diahrea tsunami said:don't you got something better to do, someone thinking of all these gay overtones might want to question there own sexuality. yer stab at being funny has been done before. former ac or not, leave the funny shit to seth, come up with yer own. Wow, you are so stupid I'm wondering if you're my ex-girlfriend. Anyways, genius, since you claim to be such a big AC fan why don't you go check the song writing credits and then go fuck yourself. But something tells me you're just a poseur. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 10,2005 2:52pm - dreadkill ""] i still enjoy death metal, as played by bands who didn't invent death metal, so i will enjoy funny metal made by bands who didn't invent funny metal. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 10,2005 2:57pm - Josh_Martin ""] The 2nd Gaypalm Death album will be called From Provincetown to Fire Island. Then we'll put out an ep called Mentally Turdburgled and break up. No 2-guitar gay shit for Gaypalm Death. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 10,2005 3:00pm - Josh_Martin ""] Funny metal was invented by Spinal Tap. I guess Sore Throat, Wermacht and Intense Mutilation should've never formed because Spinal Tap did funny stuff first. I bet Diahrea head has no clue what I'm talking about. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 10,2005 3:00pm - Josh_Martin ""] Oh, and I guess all comedians should kill themselves because WC Fields told jokes first. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 10,2005 3:06pm - dreadkill ""] i'm going to cut my penis off because someone else was the first person to have a penis. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 10,2005 3:07pm - dreadkill ""] i didn't realize it was going to hurt so much |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 10,2005 3:26pm - norwellbob ""] dreadkill said:i didn't realize it was going to hurt so much LOL |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 10,2005 3:28pm - norwellbob ""] Josh, you should check out the gay Misfits covers I wrote and we were going to do... some funny shit, if I say so myself. Nother ever came of it though... pity, really. I think I might still have it in my notebooks, next time we bump into each other, check it out. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 10,2005 3:41pm - dreadkill ""] i wrote lyrics for a gay nu metal parody project that never happened. i wrote in a part for fred durst and it was pretty gay. i sketched out faggy nu metal costumes for the band members too. it would have been the gayest thing ever. i was also going to start a dork metal band with some nerdy friends too. i was going to make the bass player wear a darth vader costume and the songs were going to be about microchips and other dorky things. i think i posted on here looking for people to be in it, but nothing ever came of it. i have too many ideas and not enough time or drive to make them happen. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 10,2005 4:03pm - Josh_Martin ""] norwellbob said:Josh, you should check out the gay Misfits covers I wrote and we were going to do... some funny shit, if I say so myself. Nother ever came of it though... pity, really. I think I might still have it in my notebooks, next time we bump into each other, check it out. "We are all really gay, we are all really gay, we arrrreeeeeee all really gay." Skull is just too easy. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 10,2005 4:19pm - norwellbob ""] If I can remember a little of my Skulls lyrics: "Penises hang, hairless and limp.. Big schlongs with no surprises, And the come drains down like creamy rain... I'll slurp tonight." |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 10,2005 4:21pm - norwellbob ""] Also, if I might be so bold, "Astro Faggots" was a masterpiece. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 10,2005 4:27pm - Josh_Martin ""] "Mommy, Can I go out and Felch Tonight?' "I got something to say, I blew your father today" |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 10,2005 4:30pm - norwellbob ""] "20 Guys in My Bed" |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 10,2005 4:53pm - Josh_Martin ""] norwellbob said:"20 Guys in My Bed" Haha, you win the thread. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 11,2005 8:32am - anonymous ""] i got something to say i raped a san fransican today and it doesnt matter much to me as long as he's gay |