i just drank spoiled milk[views:5247][posts:20]___________________________________ [Mar 7,2005 11:49am - dreadkill ""] yuck! |
| __________________________________ [Mar 7,2005 12:00pm - litacore ""] reminds me of that fridge scene in The Naked Gun, when Drebin pours old Milk into the sink and it comes out nice and clumpy like caca |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 7,2005 12:11pm - dreadkill ""] yuckers! |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 7,2005 1:18pm - KillerKadoogan ""] teehee caca |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 7,2005 1:25pm - Christraper ""] A certain someone i know was banging the shit out of a couple of girls one night. He was on acid, coke, lots of pot, and was topping it all off with a bottle of cough syrup. Well.....the room was dimly lit and we were...i mean this guy and the people he was with were tripping their faces off. So this guy..........not me......reached over the bed and found what he thought was his trusty bottle of cough syrup and proceeded to guzzle it down only to find out seconds later that it was a bottle of lube. Yummy. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 7,2005 1:26pm - KillerKadoogan ""] ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahha ha |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 7,2005 1:27pm - Christraper ""] yup. good times.... |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 7,2005 1:28pm - KillerKadoogan ""] was it at least scented lube? |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 7,2005 1:29pm - KillerKadoogan ""] ya know, for flavor purposes |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 7,2005 1:30pm - Christraper ""] no. it was just a bottle of lube that had been half emptied on the assholes of innocent youg girls. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 7,2005 1:36pm - KillerKadoogan ""] it should have tasted great based on the situation alone, then |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 7,2005 1:39pm - Christraper ""] it definitely didnt slow down the nights events. what a great way to celebrate ash wednesday. "for lent im going to give up not having sex with more than one girl at once" |
| ______________________________ [Mar 7,2005 1:39pm - Boots ""] Christraper said:no. it was just a bottle of lube that had been half emptied on the assholes of innocent youg girls. yesssss. that's the best thing i've heard all day |
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| _____________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 9:10am - ouchdrummer ""] i learned from cooking. I always smell any dairy product before i drink it. If it doesn't smell bad than it probably is totally safe to drink. |
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| _________________________________ [May 4,2009 11:16pm - reimroc ""] This thread just got interesting. |
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