Waynes World I + II appreciation[views:7735][posts:39]______________________________ [Mar 3,2005 4:02pm - dan. ""] Garth: Wayne, um, what do you do if every time you see this one, incredible woman, you, you think you're gonna hurl? Wayne: I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, it was never meant to be. :bow: |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 3,2005 4:04pm - paganmegan ""] shawing |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 3,2005 4:04pm - paganmegan ""] I feel weird |
| ______________________________ [Mar 3,2005 4:06pm - dan. ""] did you ever find bugs bunny attractive when he'd put on a dress and play a girl bunny? |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 3,2005 4:08pm - paganmegan ""] You didn't tell them about my pubes did you? |
| ______________________________ [Mar 3,2005 4:09pm - dan. ""] Why is it if a man kills another man in battle, it's called heroic, yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion it's called murder? |
| ______________________________ [Mar 3,2005 4:10pm - dan. ""] If she were a president, she'd be Babe-raham Lincoln. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 3,2005 4:10pm - dan. ""] Hi. I'm in Delaware. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 3,2005 4:12pm - paganmegan ""] Didn't you find the crack in the indian's bottom a bit unneccessary? |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 3,2005 4:12pm - diahrea tsunami ""] waynes worlds gay......mike myers and dana carvey are shit actors |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 3,2005 4:14pm - FecesForJesus ""] diahrea tsunami said:waynes worlds gay......mike myers and dana carvey are shit actors Thats blasphemy! |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 3,2005 4:14pm - paganmegan ""] tscha and monkeys might fly out of my butt |
| ______________________________ [Mar 3,2005 4:14pm - dan. ""] EXSQUEESE ME? A BAKING POWDER? ARE YOU MENTAL?!?! |
| ______________________________ [Mar 3,2005 4:15pm - dan. ""] i'll have the cream of some young guy! |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 3,2005 4:17pm - kellthevalkyrie ""] a gun rack!?!....a gun rack. I don't even own A gun, let alone many guns, which would necesitate the use of an entire rack. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 3,2005 4:17pm - Aegathis ""] I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 3,2005 4:18pm - dan. ""] To the left and right of the stage are machine-gun pillboxes, M-60 Browning. Now these babies tend to heat up so shoot in 3 second bursts. In the event of capture I will personally distribute these cyanide capsules to be placed under the tongue like so. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 3,2005 4:18pm - dan. ""] Uh, Wayne, you know, I don't think you should mention that Jim Morrison thing anymore. It's just that people have started to talk, you know. They're saying things like, "Hey, there goes Garth and his friend Wayne... the psychopath." |
| ______________________________ [Mar 3,2005 4:19pm - dan. ""] HORNY HORNE |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 3,2005 4:25pm - paganmegan ""] ribbed for her pleasure... ew |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 3,2005 4:27pm - lady_czerach ""] If you book it they will come. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 3,2005 4:28pm - tbone_r ""] We'll just run through these with a fine-toothed comb-cross the t's and dot the....lower case j's. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 3,2005 4:29pm - Aegathis ""] dan. said:HORNY HORNE nah man it was Honey Horney |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 3,2005 4:29pm - paganmegan ""] I think I smell a pork product of some kind |
| _________________________________ [Mar 3,2005 4:29pm - Aegathis ""] "Ya got any Megadeth" |
| ______________________________ [Mar 3,2005 4:30pm - dan. ""] Aegathis said:dan. said:HORNY HORNE nah man it was Honey Horney Kim Basinger .... Honey Horneé |
| ________________________________ [Mar 3,2005 4:30pm - tbone_r ""] I don't know man, I hate my father, I hate my life, but i feel GREAT man, you guys are great... I'm gonna go pick a fight |
| ______________________________ [Mar 3,2005 4:32pm - dan. ""] thats what imdb says! Gordon Street? Ah yes, Gordon Street. I use to know a girl who lived there, when I was young. Not a day goes by that I don't think of that girl and the promise that I made which I will always keep. That one perfect day on Gordon Street. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 3,2005 4:34pm - paganmegan ""] If you're gonna spew, spew into this |
| ______________________________ [Mar 3,2005 4:37pm - dan. ""] i have an extesive collection of nametags and hairnets! |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 3,2005 4:38pm - KillerKadoogan ""] I'm low on gas and you need a jacket. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 3,2005 4:38pm - paganmegan ""] But nothing you'd call a career |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 3,2005 4:44pm - WhyamIandasshole ""] I says Ozzy, were am I gonna find 1000 brown M & M's at 2 in the morning? |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 3,2005 4:51pm - KillerKadoogan ""] [img] |
| _________________________________ [Mar 3,2005 5:19pm - litacore ""] asphinctersayswhat? |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 3,2005 5:52pm - Strep Cunt ""] HELL YEAH. ''Did you remember the scene from Scanners when that dude's head blew up?'' ''mmmrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr'' |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 3,2005 5:54pm - Strep Cunt ""] ''Actually, it's pronounced MEELEEWALKAY which is Algonquin for ''The Good Land'' ''I was not aware of that'' |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 3,2005 8:34pm - brutalhank ""] Garth:"what are we gunna do with those?" Wayne:"oh nothing i just always wanted to open a door to a bunch of people being trianed like in James Bond movies." |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 3,2005 8:43pm - brutalhank ""] If she were a president she would be Baberaham Lincoln. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 3,2005 8:56pm - Dissector ""] brutalhank said:If she were a president she would be Baberaham Lincoln. I'm surprised Ania didn't ask any stupid questions when we were watching it. "whaaaat?...that doesn't make sense...." |