I spank for science[views:4051][posts:24]_______________________________________ [Feb 12,2005 12:44pm - swamplorddvm ""] So yesterday I spanked the monkey amd decided to take a look at some thing... I got my microscope and saw my little dudes swimmimg around. It was awsome!! I named one timmy but they died in like a minute. I was sad.:spineyes: ALL dudes should do this. It brings you closer to you inner sack... If you will. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 12,2005 12:56pm - Crucifire ""] Dude...you shouldn't refer to spanking it and a microscope in the same post. Interesting, though. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 12,2005 1:04pm - swamplorddvm ""] Is mastubating a better word? |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 12,2005 1:08pm - wakeoftears ""] hahaha. Did you know your little 'dudes' can survive in a moist warm place for about a week? So after you inject your girl with love, they can still get preggo for a week afterword. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 12,2005 1:17pm - swamplorddvm ""] wakeoftears said:hahaha. Did you know your little 'dudes' can survive in a moist warm place for about a week? So after you inject your girl with love, they can still get preggo for a week afterword. Yes I know this all too well. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 12,2005 1:26pm - aliciagrace ""] slut. oh, D. i got your little valentines day card in the mail this morning. and my answer is No, i will not put out for you. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 12,2005 1:31pm - swamplorddvm ""] aliciagrace said:slut. oh, D. i got your little valentines day card in the mail this morning. and my answer is No, i will not put out for you. Sigh. Very well. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 12,2005 1:48pm - KillerKadoogan ""] i wish i had a microscope |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 12,2005 3:53pm - swamplorddvm ""] Buy one. Then spank it. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 12,2005 3:54pm - KillerKadoogan ""] i used to have one, but i burned my finger on the light, so i never spoke to it again. i think it moved somewhere west of the mississippi. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 12,2005 4:04pm - swamplorddvm ""] You should make up with it. When you find it. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 12,2005 4:33pm - KillerKadoogan ""] alas, i dont think i shall ever find my microscope she was a tramp anyway probably sleeping with some scientist in utah... |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 12,2005 4:56pm - swamplorddvm ""] Imagine all the sperm she's been covered with. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 12,2005 5:31pm - malettey ""] wakeoftears said:hahaha. Did you know your little 'dudes' can survive in a moist warm place for about a week? So after you inject your girl with love, they can still get preggo for a week afterword. thats why you don't inject your girl with love, you pull it out and eject your love all over her her belly....or if you're banging her from behind, all over her back.....and if you're banging her in the ass, then inject your love right in her crapper!:duffbeer: |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 12,2005 5:33pm - swamplorddvm ""] I just injected my "love" abunch of times today. oops. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 13,2005 2:09am - swamplorddvm ""] Any ladies willing to lend me their eggs? |
| __________________________________ [Feb 13,2005 3:36am - powerkok ""] My sperm gives bitches scrambled eggs! |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 13,2005 6:56pm - swamplorddvm ""] I can for some of those eggs right about now. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 13,2005 7:44pm - the_reverend ""] I tried doing this once and I couldn't see anything... what is the resolution you had on you microscope? what did you stain the cells with? |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 13,2005 7:46pm - swamplorddvm ""] Don't know. It's a crappy little microscope. and I didn't use any stains. Fisrt time I tried it didn't work. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 13,2005 7:50pm - the_reverend ""] hm... I only tried it once. did you us slide covers? |
| __________________________________ [Feb 13,2005 7:57pm - niccolai ""] I don't think you need to stain them if you have the right kindof light. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 13,2005 8:02pm - swamplorddvm ""] no cover. just on the slide. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 13,2005 9:00pm - Hung_to_Bleed ""] this is probly the funniest thing i've heard in a while. Id try but i always shoot blanks, is there something wrong with that? |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 14,2005 3:48am - swamplorddvm ""] Hung_to_Bleed said:this is probly the funniest thing i've heard in a while. Id try but i always shoot blanks, is there something wrong with that? I do SOMEtimes. |