To all on the board......
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[Dec 23,2004 12:04pm - Lincoln ""]
Have a happy and safe holiday!!![Dec 23,2004 1:12pm - dreadkill ""]
same to you abe
[Dec 23,2004 1:18pm - suckreligion ""]
the upcoming months have the highest rate of suicide each year! keep that in mind when you unwrap your gillette razor stocking stuffers.
[Dec 23,2004 1:19pm - MyDeadDoll ""]
hooray for suicide?? more presents for me then!!
[Dec 23,2004 1:36pm - the_reverend ""]
http://www.mymiserablechristmas.com/
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[Dec 23,2004 1:59pm - succubus ""]
you should have posted that link in shannon;'s thread
the site is blocked so i had to get in via bablefish so the words are a little messed up
but some sad stories on there...
[Dec 23,2004 3:34pm - swamplorddvm ""]
I'll be having an UN-holyday.
[Dec 23,2004 3:39pm - ram_girl ""]
swamplorddvm said:I'll be having an UN-holyday.
Black candles and goat offerings, Swampie?
[Dec 23,2004 3:42pm - swamplorddvm ""]
maaayyyybe. We need a female offering thought. Can you help? Don't worry it doesnt have to be a virvin. hahaha
[Dec 23,2004 3:43pm - ram_girl ""]
hahahaha.....who told you I wasn't!
[Dec 23,2004 3:50pm - suckreligion ""]
why dont they have a day devoted to the birth of satan... and instead of getting presents everyyear under a tree a creepy guy could come to your house and burn it down every year.
[Dec 23,2004 3:50pm - dread_104 ""]
suckreligion said:the upcoming months have the highest rate of suicide each year! keep that in mind when you unwrap your gillette razor stocking stuffers.
not true. although they are high this time of year, the highest is spring. with all that renewal shit and love is in the air garbage, and everyone else being in such good fucking moods for no reason...
for a good read, pick up "Suicide Notes" by Marc Etkind. It's basically a collection of suicide notes left behind, stats, interesting little known things, etc.
Here's one I like: Roy Raymond, founder of Victoria's Secret, killed himself by jumping off a bridge.
So next time you're at the mall, go in and ask the uptight bitches that work there if they know what Victoria's Secret is. then tell 'em it might be the above. they get really uncomfortable...
[Dec 23,2004 3:54pm - swamplorddvm ""]
ram_girl said:swamplorddvm said:I'll be having an UN-holyday.
Black candles and goat offerings, Swampie?
You don't remember that magical night we had? I'm hurt. :(
[Dec 23,2004 3:56pm - ram_girl ""]
swamplorddvm said:ram_girl said:swamplorddvm said:I'll be having an UN-holyday.
Black candles and goat offerings, Swampie?
You don't remember that magical night we had? I'm hurt. :(
OH, how could I forget, thats why I mentioned the candles and goat!!!!
[Dec 23,2004 3:57pm - swamplorddvm ""]
haha I'll try to pay less attention to the goat next time.
[Dec 23,2004 3:58pm - ram_girl ""]
and I will burn you with the candles more, next time!
[Dec 23,2004 3:59pm - swamplorddvm ""]
cool
[Dec 23,2004 3:59pm - ram_girl ""]
then we have a deal?
[Dec 23,2004 4:03pm - swamplorddvm ""]
just got a call from Satan. She says we need a newborn...
[Dec 23,2004 4:06pm - ram_girl ""]
Newborn what?
[Dec 23,2004 4:09pm - swamplorddvm ""]
good question.... hold on....
.....She'd like a human.
[Dec 23,2004 4:11pm - ram_girl ""]
Oh, Ok....now that we have that cnfirmed...
Hmmm, there is this chic at work that looks like she is about ready to pop. Would one ripped rght from the fetus be more of a gift?
[Dec 23,2004 4:13pm - swamplorddvm ""]
hell yes. She likes the fresh from the womb.
[Dec 23,2004 4:15pm - ram_girl ""]
Sex doesn't matter, right?
[Dec 23,2004 4:20pm - swamplorddvm ""]
not really but chicks have that "original sin" thing going.
[Dec 23,2004 4:26pm - ram_girl ""]
I would think she would prefer males....
[Dec 23,2004 4:27pm - Lucifer ""]
eating baby chicks twat is a homosexual act and "god" hates that.
[Dec 23,2004 4:35pm - ram_girl ""]
Ah ha, I see and she wants anything that god hates!
[Dec 23,2004 4:36pm - succubus ""]
dread_104 said:
Here's one I like: Roy Raymond, founder of Victoria's Secret, killed himself by jumping off a bridge.
So next time you're at the mall, go in and ask the uptight bitches that work there if they know what Victoria's Secret is. then tell 'em it might be the above. they get really uncomfortable...
i have nothing better to do..so i started searching about this...thinking it was just an urban legend..
but it's true
http://deirdredaymacleod.blogspot.com/2003...w-yorker-on-golden-gate-bridge.html
Every two weeks, on average, someone jumps off the Golden Gate Bridge. It is the world’s leading suicide location. In the eighties, workers at a local lumberyard formed “the Golden Gate Leapers Association”—a sports pool in which bets were placed on which day of the week someone would jump. At least twelve hundred people have been seen jumping or have been found in the water since the bridge opened, in 1937, including Roy Raymond, the founder of Victoria’s Secret, in 1993, and Duane Garrett, a Democratic fund-raiser and a friend of Al Gore’s, in 1995. The actual toll is probably considerably higher, swelled by legions of the stealthy, who sneak onto the bridge after the walkway closes at sundown and are carried to sea with the neap tide
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now i want to know WHY he did it
OH and i've heard of that book and read from pages of it..i don't have it though
[Dec 23,2004 6:33pm - dyingmuse ""]
yayee
cheers
\m/
[Dec 23,2004 6:44pm - Abbath ""]
it'll be my birthday this saturday.... ironic eh?
[Dec 23,2004 7:04pm - dyingmuse ""]
bummer, must have sucked when you were younger, less presents and all.
it sucked for me as a kid because me and my brother were born on the same day.
[Dec 23,2004 7:09pm - dreadkill ""]
were you the older brother? if so, at least you could kick his ass and take his birthday presents.
[Dec 23,2004 8:46pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""]
the book is actually called "...Or Not To Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes blah blah blah"
but the title, at any rate, is "Or Not To Be" by Marc Etkind.
[Dec 23,2004 11:44pm - dread_104 ""]
the_taste_of_cigarettes said:the book is actually called "...Or Not To Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes blah blah blah"
but the title, at any rate, is "Or Not To Be" by Marc Etkind.
sorry. as trent lott would say, "I misspoke" (er...mis-typed)
[Dec 24,2004 2:14am - lady czerach NLI ""]
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[Dec 24,2004 2:21am - dreadkill ""]
ha, that picture is awesome