most metal thing ever: a dead seal[views:2075][posts:18]_______________________________________ [May 18,2003 10:55pm - the_reverend ""] I was hanging out with some friends. one of them had something in the back of his truck.. a huge dead seal. There was an organ bulging out. I unforunately left my camer at home. actually, I'm going to go see if I can take some pictures of it now. |
| _________________________________ [May 19,2003 2:38am - Terence ""] Maybe it was a member from beyond the sixth Seal. HAR! |
| ______________________________________ [May 19,2003 1:16pm - the_reverend ""] I guess beyond a sick seal would be a dead seal. [img] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [May 19,2003 1:32pm - baneofexistence ""] DOH!!! :NEWHORNS: |
| _______________________________ [May 20,2003 9:37pm - eben ""] ooo that gets my jagon so hard, i want to fuck that seal in its thresher while you suck my jagon |
| _____________________________ [Feb 2,2006 7:59pm - nick ""] bump for dead seals. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 2,2006 8:02pm - KeithMutiny ""] [img] id be better if he was in the back of a truck with organs hanging out. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 2,2006 9:08pm - davefromthegrave ""] both of those seals appear to have been clubbed in the face |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 2,2006 9:29pm - infoterror ""] I WOULD RATHER THE NEGRO WERE DEAD NOT FROM RACISM, BUT SIMPLE MATH SEALS (THE ANIMAL) ARE NEARER TO EXTINCTION THAN NEGROES WHICH MAY BE PLANT OR MINERAL SINCE THEIR AVG IQ IS IN THE 80s |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 2,2006 10:38pm - contagion ""] where did they get that? and why? i feel bad for teh seal. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 3,2006 12:10am - Ryan_M ""] infoterror said:I WOULD RATHER THE NEGRO WERE DEAD NOT FROM RACISM, BUT SIMPLE MATH i would rather the negro were dead not from racism, but simply because his music sucks balls. |
| ______________________________________________ [Feb 3,2006 12:13am - chris_from_shit_fuck ""] a baby seal walked into a club |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 3,2006 12:14am - infoterror ""] RYAN THAT TOO |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 3,2006 12:33am - KeithMutiny ""] contagion said:where did they get that? and why? I was thinking the same thing, its not everyday im driving down the street and im like, oh, theres a seal on the road, lets toss it in the truck and drive around and show people. BUT, my friend did have a goat, and it died, and we tried to lay it out so that rigormotis would set in and we'de be able to stand it up in the back of his truck and drive around with christmas light and a cowboy hat on it. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 3,2006 12:47am - anonymous ""] Ryan_M said:infoterror said:I WOULD RATHER THE NEGRO WERE DEAD NOT FROM RACISM, BUT SIMPLE MATH i would rather the negro were dead not from racism, but simply because his music sucks balls. HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! Another funny thread!!! |
| _________________________________ [Feb 3,2006 7:34am - succubus ""] nnoooooooooooo his friend works at an animal shelter when they find out about one dying they go get it and figure out how it died |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 3,2006 8:55am - the_reverend ""] yes, he does work at a shelter, but this was for his volunteer at the boston aquarium. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 3,2006 11:22am - intricateprocess ""] ok, this thread is so fucking funny. if i walked past someones truck and there was a dead seal in the back, i just dont know what the fuck i would do. also the thing about that pet goat dying and trying to stand it up and put lights on it literally made me piss my pants |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 3,2006 11:32am - dreadkill ""] davefromthegrave said:both of those seals appear to have been clubbed in the face ha |