Yo mama's so ugly[views:3879][posts:6]________________________________________ [Nov 4,2004 8:08am - baneofexistence ""] Yo mama's so ugly, well.. look at you! Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like you. Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama. Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower. Yo mama's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies. Yo mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks. Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection looks back shaking it's head. Yo mama's so ugly, when the terminator said "I'll be back" he left running. Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory. Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks. Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork. 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Yo mama's so ugly, it makes me wish birth control is retroactive. Yo mama's so ugly, Yo father takes her to work just so he doesn't have to kiss her good-bye. Yo mama's so ugly, when Yo father is having sex with her he puts two bags on her head in case one of them breaks. Yo mama's so ugly, Yo father's breath smells like shit 'cause he'd rather kiss her ass. Yo mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mama said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it." Yo mama's so ugly, when she goes to the therapist, he makes her lie on the couch face down. Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, they named her "Damn!" Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her and her parents. Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor smacked everyone. Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her ass, then her face, and said "Twins!" Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor smacked her face. Yo mama's so ugly, the doctor is still smacking her ass. Yo mama's so ugly, she pretends SHE's someone else when she's having sex. Yo mama's so ugly, even Bill Clinton wouldn't sleep with her. Yo mama's so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin. Yo mama's so ugly, your real pops could only be a fuckin' dog. Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor smacked the wrong end. Yo mama's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday. Yo mama's so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train. Yo mama's so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie face down. Yo mama's so ugly, when two guys broke into her apartment, she yelled "rape" and they yelled "NO!" Yo mama's so ugly, she was a guard for Castle Greyskull. Yo mama’s so ugly, that if ugly were a crime, she’d get the electric chair. Yo mama's so ugly, she has to get the baby drunk to breast feed it. Yo mama's so ugly, she scared the stitches off Frankenstein. Yo mama's so ugly, they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. Yo mama's so ugly, they know what time she was born, because her face stopped the clock! Yo mama's so ugly, if you looked up ugly in the dictionary her picture would be next to it. Yo mama's so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints. Yo mama's so ugly, they put her face on box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty. Yo mama's so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes. Yo mama's so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her. Yo mama's so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away. Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming. Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras. Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born she was put in an incubator with tinted windows. Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, her mama saw the afterbirth and said "Twins." Yo mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares. Yo mama's so ugly, even a blind man wouldn't have sex with her. Yo mama's so ugly, Yo dad first met her at the pound. Yo mama's so ugly, you could stick her face in dough and make monster cookies. Yo mama's so ugly and fat, Greenpeace mistook her for an endangered elephant. Yo mama's so damn ugly and desperate, she did Winnie the Pooh and Tiger too. Yo mama's such an ugly bitch, she has a sign in her yard that says "Beware of Dog." Yo mama was such an ugly baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot. Yo mama's so ugly, she can stand on the front porch and count the chickens in the back. When Yo mama was born they had to take her out of the trash can cause doctor said "Throw this shit away!" Yo mama's so ugly, when I last saw a mouth like hers, it had a hook in it. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 4,2004 10:26am - powerkok ""] Yo mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." hahahahahahahahhahaha |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 4,2004 10:28am - ReturntotheShit ""] lame.... |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 4,2004 10:36am - dirteecrayon ""] wow this brings me back to elementary school --- we would have yo mama contests and i got into it with this chick who lived on my street --- she was jamaican so i said "yo mama is so black that at night she has smile so people can see her" sadly that was the end of my "yo mama" career --- i sucked so bad lol |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 4,2004 11:59am - ReturntotheShit ""] hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| _________________________________ [Nov 4,2004 1:41pm - powerkok ""] hahahahaha dc. thats bad. Ive heard darker than a struck match. hahaha |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 4,2004 2:15pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] Yo mama's so fat that she broke her leg and hot fat and blood sprayed everywhere, even on the mayor! |