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My dick smells like burnt hamburger.

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[Sep 28,2004 12:43am - hoser ""]
I haven't taken a shower since I've been home and...uh....Houston, we have a problem.

I went to take my ceremonial "I'm home from work" piss, and much to my chagrin, it smelled as if Emeril was having a BBQ in my jockeys. I'm serious...burnt fucking hamburgers. You Vegetarian fags will keep your lips away from my dick now I'll bet.
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[Sep 28,2004 12:51am - Abbath ""]
hahahha nice!
where the hell have you been man!?
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[Sep 28,2004 12:53am - hoser ""]
I'm a big broker now dude. All I do is fucking WORK WORK WORK and WORK some more. Driving me fucking nuts dude. Anyway, when the hell are we playing with you dudelets again?
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[Sep 28,2004 12:56am - Abbath ""]
well powerkok is trying to hook us up with some shows with you guys at the end of october, i'm just waiting for some emails
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[Sep 28,2004 12:56am - hoser ""]
sweet...
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[Sep 28,2004 1:10am - Kalopsia ""]
i think everybody stayed away from your dick to begin with
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[Sep 28,2004 1:39am - powerkok ""]
yup...although he had a pic of it on jis fridge for the longest time.
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[Sep 28,2004 1:39am - powerkok ""]
*his fridge
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[Sep 28,2004 3:15am - MyDeadDoll ""]
a pic of his weenis on his fridge... why?

err... same reason i have the little instruction sheet that comes in a box of condoms on my fridge i guess... makes for good conversation when you have a few people standing around in your kitchen drinking


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