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new words i learned today

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[Sep 2,2004 6:03pm - succubus ""]
~fuckstain
~fucklick
~cuntrag (although i thought it was CUMrag..har har, my bad)


thank you Shannon!



who wants to teach me more??
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[Sep 2,2004 6:04pm - Hooker ""]
are you serious? Those are old. here are a few that I cooked up myself....

cockbison.
bone holder.
ass battalion
vaginal flapjack
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[Sep 2,2004 6:05pm - succubus ""]
ok but tell me what they mean, or use them in a sentence or something

english is my 3rd language ..i don't know a lot of slang dirty expressions
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[Sep 2,2004 6:09pm - Hooker ""]
I don't know.

Just call people them.


Here...


Bank Teller: how may I help you?

Carina: I'd like to deposit this check.

Bank Teller: ok just fill out this form plea....

Carina: fucking cockbison. go eat a vaginal flap jack. oh, and do you sell stamps?
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[Sep 2,2004 6:09pm - swamplorddvm ""]
Triceranigger

Stinkflags

Danilo Vega-Mucci
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[Sep 2,2004 7:18pm - powerkok ""]
manbat

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[Sep 2,2004 7:33pm - dugoxistance  ""]
cock-knuckle
douche-nugget
spank-a-tron
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[Sep 2,2004 7:39pm - succubus ""]
these are great!
cockbison is my fave so far
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[Sep 2,2004 8:00pm - Slayer272 ""]
yea, cockbison and vaginal flapjack are the best
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[Sep 2,2004 8:05pm - succubus ""]
yeah hooker's are the best!

he also posted: "cacaclown" in another thread....
he's full of them!

heh
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[Sep 2,2004 8:08pm - Hooker ""]
oh I'm glad you guys like them. slayer, send me pictures of you in various states of undress..

hooker@randomactsofviolence.com
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[Sep 2,2004 8:15pm - Hooker ""]
I like dudes.
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[Sep 2,2004 8:15pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""]
piss flippers
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[Sep 2,2004 8:25pm - succubus ""]
piss flippers..heh

hooker..i thought you and slayer were in the same room..each on a different computer..why don't you snap pics
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[Sep 2,2004 8:26pm - Hooker ""]
Nope.

There are enough pics of me half naked on the net don't you think?
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[Sep 2,2004 8:31pm - succubus ""]
i only know of the topless ones i took on my site and the ones rev took on here
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[Sep 2,2004 9:35pm - Slayer272 ""]
lol, when did this become the naked hooker thread?
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[Sep 2,2004 10:47pm - Abbath ""]
my favortie word i ever invented is "Douche Ass Hat" say that to some one and see the funniest reaction you'll ever witness
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[Sep 2,2004 11:02pm - ASSUCK ""]
words i made up:

gump: vaginal discharge
meat mop: either a really dirty loose vagina, or a tampon

there's at least 20 more but im drawing a blank for some reason
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[Sep 2,2004 11:02pm - powerkok ""]
crayon-cock
zuchhini tits
beef drapes
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[Sep 2,2004 11:03pm - ASSUCK ""]
used in sentences:

"I was eating her out and she blew her gump all over my face."

"That girl is such a whore, i bet she has a meat mop"

or

"She took out her meat mop and slapped me in the face with it."
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[Sep 2,2004 11:05pm - powerkok ""]
or...
the bitch with zuchhini tits stuffed assucks crayon cock into her beef drapes.
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[Sep 2,2004 11:07pm - ASSUCK ""]
exactly


beef drapes, meat mop, its all the same
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[Sep 2,2004 11:10pm - powerkok ""]
we call our singer pepperoni nipples.
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[Sep 3,2004 1:32pm - succubus ""]
i wanna take that cumrag and suffocate the cuntrag with it, after that
and why is he acting like a fuckin cockbison? god man fucktards
the world's a cacaclown
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[Sep 3,2004 1:34pm - Lincoln ""]
Shit neck
Asscake
fuckstick
dicktits

Those all rank as good ones that you might or might not have heard
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[Sep 3,2004 3:28pm - Shannon  ""]
assuck would be proud!!!!

Carina: oh and last week i was in the caf with steve B
Carina: he bought me a coffee one day
Carina: and then next day i was buying him one
Carina: and then ryan came up behind us
Carina: and i ended up paying for his coffee too :-(
Carina: YUCK
Shannon: you SAP!
Shannon: :-D
Carina: and he went to DD with jill...you think he offered to spot me?
Carina: nope
Shannon: of course not....you only pay for his if you can spit in it 1st!!!
Carina: dammit
Shannon: what?
Carina: dammit because i paid for his coffee and didn't get to spit in it
Carina: :-(
Shannon: or like that guy on RTTP who said he used to piss in his bosses coffee, maybe we should have gone to DD for the group.
Carina: hahahaha
Carina: next time
Carina: we should
Carina: i'm not kidding
Carina: wow that would be awesome!
Carina: next testing cycle?
Carina: we volunteer
Shannon: yeah, we could put our meat mop in their coffee (famous words of assuck).....hahahahahaha
their coffee (famous words of assuck).....hahahahahaha
Carina: lt's do it
Carina: let's
Carina: would that be really mean?
Carina: what do you think?
Carina: answer!!1
Carina: i'm serious
Shannon: fuck em, they suck anyway!
Carina: we would go to hell for that?
Carina: i mean..i feel like it's mean
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[Sep 3,2004 3:33pm - succubus ""]
shannon: fuck em, they suck anyway!
Carina: i mean..i feel like it's mean
Carina: but they are such pricks to us
Carina: him and her only though
Carina: no one else
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[Sep 3,2004 3:34pm - succubus ""]
is this why i am going to hell?
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[Sep 3,2004 3:42pm - MyDeadDoll ""]
i don't think you're going to hell... maybe just to visit everyone else, but you can leave when you want
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[Sep 3,2004 3:46pm - succubus ""]
good point...i mean the rev ASKS me to pee in his coffee instead of using milk..so how bad can this be?
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[Sep 3,2004 6:16pm - ASSUCK ""]
HOORAY FOR MEAT MOPS.

i hope you mean the tampon one though, cause i'd feel bad for aaron if you had a meat mop vagina


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