Post Humorous Overly Satanic Lyrics[views:1816][posts:17]___________________________________ [Sep 1,2004 11:15pm - Dissector ""] Some lyrics by these satanic death metal and black metal bands are just way too funny. "You Say You Are God, I Say Kill The Jew. You Say I Am Forgiven And I Say Fuck You" Blood For Blood by Nunslaughter That's the only thing on my mind right now but I know there have been countless others in the past that has made me giggle. Anything from Deicide. :satancross::satancross::satancross::satancross::satancross::satancross::satancross: |
| ________________________________ [Sep 1,2004 11:31pm - assuck ""] off the top of my head all i can think of is: "God is dead! You're god is dead! God is dead! I am the Devil" -God Dethroned. I forget the name of the song. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 1,2004 11:35pm - blue nli ""] any deicide lyrics. end of story. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 1,2004 11:40pm - Dissector ""] "Hail Satan, kill the savoir he stole my lollipop now he's going to pay. I hate it when people wrong me so I will kill him now. I hate bullies" - Really Nasty Papercut. One of the funniest bands ever! |
| ________________________________ [Sep 1,2004 11:58pm - assuck ""] IMPALED NORTHERN MOON FOREST! |
| __________________________________ [Sep 2,2004 12:02am - abhorred ""] dark funeral - open the gates Oh, mighty lord of the evil realm Open the gates to your dominion Save me from this holy light That makes me suffer like a pig Satan lead me to your throne And make me one with hell I kneel before you dark lord And swear the unholy oath Unholy master Satan - make my wish come true Open wide your kingdom-where all the evil rule Lord of hell possess my soul With thousand mad and insane demons Lock up, the seven gates And bring out your infernal legions Lucifer - lead me to your throne Satan - bless my damned soul Belial - baptize me in blood Leviathan - take me to the depths Open the gates - Satan Open the gates - Satan Open the gates - Satan Open the gates - Satan Master-cast your spell on earth Curse the waek disciples, their holy soul must burn Lord of fire - consume the holy lord Your black flame of damnation shall purify the world Lucifer - let the cursed soul burn Satan - make fire consume the world Belial - sacrifice thy holy blood Leviathan - show their lord your wrath Open the gates - Satan Open the gates - Satan Open the gates - Satan Open the gates - Satan this song is great he says the word satan somthing like 22 times in the song..... |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 2,2004 12:06am - Dissector ""] Yeah I like the fact that Dark Funeral can write whole song lyrics with just reciting different names for satan. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 2,2004 12:07am - Josh_hates_you ""] jesus christ is dead and bleeding jesus christ is dead oh my jesus christ is dead and bleeding jesus christ wants me to die. random verse/chorus i wrote. doesnt mean anything but it fits a slow blast beat or a 1-2 beat nicely. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 2,2004 12:08am - JellyFish ""] lyrics to god of emptiness arent exactly overly 'satan rahh!!! satan rahh!!' but are enjoyable and satanic, nonetheless. |
| __________________________________________________ [Sep 2,2004 2:55am - attendmyrequiem in maine ""] I'm crucifying Jesus, banging in the nails, And I am so happy, because old Jesus failed. I'm crucifying Jesus, nail him to the cross, The poor old bastard bleeds to death and I don't give a toss. I'm bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, banging in the nails. I'm bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, banging in the nails. I'm crucifying Jesus, in my piss he bathes. I think I am a pervert, I think I am depraved I'm crucifying Jesus, beat him to a pulp, I stick my organ in his mouth and on it he must gulp. I'm bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, banging in the nails. You see that crown of thorns upon his head? Well that was my idea. I think I might be going to hell, Oh dear! I'm bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, banging in the nails. - The Tiger Lillies |
| ________________________________ [Sep 2,2004 11:01am - assuck ""] SATANSPAWNTHECACODEMON! |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 2,2004 11:02am - Joe/NotCommon ""] Move in! Big Truck! - coal chamber |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 2,2004 11:08am - christraper ""] Any Dark Funeral song: SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| ________________________________ [Sep 2,2004 11:15am - assuck ""] "Open the door Jehovah you whore" Deicide - When Satan Rules his World |
| ______________________________________________________________________________________________ [Sep 2,2004 11:41am - litacore with a strange parasitic phallus growing out of her armpit ""] Hell has granted me three wishes I picked Immortality I ride the gates of darkness (...huh?) Fuck your Blessed Trinity 'Cos I'm bursting I'M BURSTING OUT! -- Venom "Bursting Out" |
| ________________________________ [Sep 2,2004 11:51am - Abbath ""] Joe/NotCommon said:Move in! Big Truck! - coal chamber :bow: WORST SONG EVER |
| __________________________________ [Sep 2,2004 5:28pm - Dissector ""] Joe/NotCommon said:Move in! Big Truck! - coal chamber I think I peed a little when I read that. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 2,2004 5:41pm - swamplorddvm ""] I rape the nun in thy name. I piss on monopoly, a crapy game!!! -DVM |