Fucking Apple[views:14066][posts:98]_____________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 12:07pm - arilliusbm ""] No, not fucking Apples Fucking Apple. I went to the store on boylston street to get a new phone the other day and now they're calling my office trying to set up a meeting to switch all of our employees over to apple products. I told him "only blackberries are real" but he continued to try to sell us shit. What the Fuck man, all I wanted to do was switch to a new phone. Fuck Apple and their marketing schemes. Cool story bro. /rant |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 12:09pm - RichHorror ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 12:13pm - arilliusbm ""] That boylston store is ridiculous. It's a castle of glass full of hipsters and nerds. a FUCKING CASTLE OF GLASS |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 12:14pm - the_reverend ""] I'm going to call sprint and get them to lower my bill.. which went from $55/mo to $96/mo and this month was $109! I priced it out and I can get an iPhone through my company with everything for $54-$62/mo and if my manager signs for it, free. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 12:14pm - RichHorror ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 12:14pm - the_reverend ""] arilliusbm said:That boylston store is ridiculous. It's a castle of glass full of hipsters and nerds. a FUCKING CASTLE OF GLASSgo there and throw stones? You are the fagboy with an iiPhone. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 12:16pm - nekronaut ""] My girlfriend HATES thay glass staircase. Freaks out everytime, I don't blame her though. Also, Alexcutioner works there. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 12:18pm - arilliusbm ""] Fuck throwing stones. Give me a trebuchet with your fucking head on it. |
| ____________________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 12:18pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i you told Alex he sucks at life while you were there |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 12:19pm - RichHorror ""] i you told |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 12:20pm - arilliusbm ""] Wait a second, I think the ass that called me was named Alex...?? |
| ____________________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 12:21pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] hahaha well he does work there as far as i know |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 12:22pm - RichHorror ""] Alex is a soulless corporate shill. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 12:23pm - Martins NLI ""] You are all black people that carry iphones that like Acacia Strain. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 12:25pm - arilliusbm ""] That building is the fortress of hipsters, outside of Allston. Must make metal militia to capture fort. Alexcutioner can serve as a spy. I've got a plan. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 12:30pm - the_reverend ""] arilliusbm said:Fuck throwing stones. Give me a trebuchet with your fucking head on it. If I know anythign about real life, this would be the best way to deal with it [img] |
| ________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 12:32pm - boxxy ""] arilliusbm said:No, not fucking Apples Fucking Apple. I went to the store on boylston street to get a new phone the other day and now they're calling my office trying to set up a meeting to switch all of our employees over to apple products. I told him "only blackberries are real" but he continued to try to sell us shit. What the Fuck man, all I wanted to do was switch to a new phone. Fuck Apple and their marketing schemes. Cool story bro. /rant blame Alexecutioner, he works there. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 23,2010 1:10pm - Yeti ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 2:26pm - Alexecutioner ""] i count money, i dont waste my time with making phone calls trying to be a tool for Apple, you're right tho, its pretty much a glass box full of hipsters, i like to think i am one of the few exceptions, i need a fucking paycheck! |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 2:27pm - arilliusbm ""] You guys have like 100 people working at once |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 2:28pm - Alexecutioner ""] hahaha, now that i think of it, i bet some dude named Zack called you, he's a fucking tool. they are pretty desperate tho, if you even walk into that store with a suit on they will suck your dick for a business lead so they can sell more computers |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 2:30pm - Alexecutioner ""] yea, its ridiculous the amount of people they have working in there |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 2:32pm - Alexecutioner ""] i was off today anyway, but i usually just work the cash register and count money, im glad i dont have to sell shit cuz i dont really give a fuck if someone buys a fucking mac |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 2:32pm - arilliusbm ""] they dude wouldn't hang up |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 2:34pm - the_reverend ""] I think everyone wants to know aril, did you get your dick sucked? |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 2:34pm - Alexecutioner ""] yea, they are really fucking desperate man, its kind of pathetic. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 2:38pm - Alexecutioner ""] they are the equivalent to one of those lonely drunk chicks at a house party, shes kind of fat, you might fuck her if you wanted to, but she just wont stop asking you if she looks pretty so shes kind of annoying and you just want to get away from her as fast as possible. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 2:38pm - arilliusbm ""] That what happened. I walked in in my work attire and they quickly brought me over to a desk an asked what company I worked for. I said "this is my personal phone, not business" and the guy was like "I know but this is standard for our records." Needless to say, my broken phone had 150 fart/shit recordings on it.. I hope they listen to them. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 2:43pm - Alexecutioner ""] haha, thats even worse than ive seen, i guess they are trying anything these days. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 2:45pm - arilliusbm ""] Guy that served me (Andrew Anderson) seemed like such a nerd. I could tell he likes D&D more than DYA |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 2:48pm - Alexecutioner ""] haha, that fucking guy. he's one of those people that wont shut the fuck up about work even when he's in the break room, trying to tell me stories about his customers while im eating my lunch, as if i gave a fuck |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 2:49pm - arilliusbm ""] I told him only Linux is real and he laughed and went back to Appletalk |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 2:57pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] this is called punishment for owning/being associated with an Apple product. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 3:03pm - Slag NLI ""] I just fucking punched myself in the dick for accepting an IPod for a gift the other day. What the fuck was I thinking? |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 3:09pm - arilliusbm ""] SlagPodulastic |
| ____________________________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 3:15pm - RustyPS should be working ""] iPods are awesome....the rest of Apple can suck a mule's asshole |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 3:16pm - arilliusbm ""] Tell that to filmmakers and art students across the world |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 4:45pm - bloblovesmusic ""] that reminds me I need to stop over at Alex's store and get some supplies. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 4:49pm - the_reverend ""] arilliusbm said:Tell that to filmmakers and art students across the worldno need since they all use pcs. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 4:54pm - Your father ""] Look son, if you'd gotten into a real school they might have given you an iBook or whatever the fuck you're begging me to buy you. But since you decided smoking grass in the fucking car (the car your mother thought was a great idea for a 16th birthday gift even though you whined like a fucking faggot because it was a used shitbox) instead of going to class was a great idea you're going to NEC like a fucking vagina. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 4:56pm - arilliusbm ""] lol, your father is the best new troll |
| ____________________________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 4:59pm - RustyPS should be working ""] arilliusbm said:Tell that to filmmakers and art students across the worldfuck those art fags...I'll kill them all |
| ____________________________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 5:00pm - RustyPS should be working ""] arilliusbm said:lol, your father is the best new trollhahahahaha agreed |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 5:02pm - nekronaut ""] RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said: arilliusbm said:lol, your father is the best new trollhahahahaha agreed backed |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 5:03pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] reminds me of the father from Bill and Ted. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 23,2010 5:49pm - GO DEMS! ""] arilliusbm said:I told him "only blackberries are real" but he continued to try to sell us shit. AWESOME, LOL |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 9:42am - the_reverend ""] my iPad died yesterday... I need to go at lunch and have it fixed. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 9:53am - arilliusbm ""] died? It hasn't even been 6 months? |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 10:11am - the_reverend ""] I think I got it in April... so 4 to 9. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 24,2010 10:18am - arilliusST ""] hahah nigga you a foo.. go listen to pdiddy on a zume faggit!!!! Nigga knows wassup |