if you could go back in time and tell your 17 yo self one thing...[views:12828][posts:95]_______________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 10:44am - the_reverend ""] What would it be? |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 10:46am - SkinSandwich ""] Get a vasectomey right now. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 10:48am - largefreakatzero ""] Pay better attention in school or be prepared to break your ass at a job you hate. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 26,2010 10:49am - Yeti ""] i'd just walk up and punch myself in the face. there is far too much to say that can be summed up nicely in a nice, hard face smash. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 10:49am - boblovesmusic ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 10:49am - the_reverend ""] Be gay because vagina isn't worth it and bjs are probably as sweet from a dude. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 10:51am - DreadKill ""] make different friends |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 10:52am - arktouros ""] Yeti said:i'd just walk up and punch myself in the face. maybe add a nice "HEY SELF, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG" |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 10:56am - bornofosichris ""] i'd tell myself to chill out about my academics and cut loose a little bit. for some reason or another i waited until i got to college to relax and have fun. ha. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 10:57am - slag nli ""] Finish college or be prepared to get stuck in a job with no flexibility and have to go back when you are 28 |
| _________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 11:01am - xmikex ""] Even if you bust your ass in college and graduate with honors life will still be shit because this world rewards shitheads and slackers. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 11:04am - DreadKill ""] kill yourself now. it just gets worse. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 11:04am - DreadKill ""] DreadKill said:kill yourself now. it just gets worse. that's me talking to my 17 year old self, not anyone in the thread. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 11:06am - reimroc ""] keep doing what you're doing because this world rewards shitheads and slackers. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 11:12am - SkinSandwich ""] reimroc said:keep doing what you're doing because this world rewards shitheads and slackers. HAHA |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 11:20am - arilliusbm ""] Not to work in corporate america. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 11:30am - largefreakatzero ""] arilliusbm said:Not to work in corporate america. Fucking right. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 11:33am - DYA is BZZZZZZZZZZ ""] "Buy that WWF stock your dad talked you out of." |
| ________________________________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 11:42am - SkinSandwich's 13 Year Old Kid ""] SkinSandwich said:Get a vasectomey right now. uh, dad? WHAT THE FUCK!!! |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 11:46am - thirdknuckle ""] Pay very close attention to everything your parents do and say.... and be prepared in a few years to do the exact OPPOSITE |
| __________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 11:47am - RustyPS ""] DreadKill said:kill yourself now. it just gets worse.this |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 11:47am - SkinSandwich ""] SkinSandwich‘s%2013%20Year%20Old%20Kid said: SkinSandwich said:Get a vasectomey right now. uh, dad? WHAT THE FUCK!!! Quiet you!! |
| ______________________________ [Jul 26,2010 11:47am - GUY ""] HAVE more sex with young girls |
| __________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 11:48am - RustyPS ""] ....and also, stop being such a pussy about pussy GET LAID |
| __________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 12:05pm - AlxNLI ""] join GWAR |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 12:18pm - nekronaut ""] AlxNLI said:join GWAR DO IT YOU WON'T |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 12:19pm - nekronaut ""] In the next year you will live with a hooker and fuck a midget. Living the American dream. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 12:41pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Don't ever go to Taco Bell. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 1:05pm - AndrewBastard ""] pay your bills so you have decent credit... |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 1:08pm - Nocuous_Fumes ""] "In two years a cute, seemingly harmless girl is going to suspiciously ask you for guitar lessons, STAY FAR AWAY!" |
| __________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 1:10pm - ShadowSD ""] "That chick can make you as miserable without her as she can happy with her, and for far longer, despite every instinct telling you otherwise..." |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 1:11pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] the cute seemingly harmless ones are always the most dangerous |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 1:17pm - Nocuous_Fumes ""] FuckIsMySignature said:the cute seemingly harmless ones are always the most dangerous Truth. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 1:20pm - DYA is BZZZZZZZZZZ ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:Don't ever go to Taco Bell. This just thouroughly convinced 31yo DYA to go to Taco Bell. |
| ________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 1:23pm - xmikex ""] Straightedge... you will lol. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 1:32pm - goatcatalyst ""] Don't major in English, fuckface. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 1:40pm - Alexecutioner ""] Don't bother graduating from college cuz you'll still be working the same shit job you had before you got your diploma |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 1:51pm - aaron_michael ""] Fine/Graphic arts? There's no job market there. You're fucking stupid. Oh, and when you hear of "communications" being a lucrative major, give the school the middle finger and go with Psychology instead. It's more fun anyways. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 1:55pm - largefreakatzero ""] goatcatalyst said:Don't major in English, fuckface. I will vouch for this as well. |
| _______________________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 1:57pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] be more persuasive when you tell Mom you want to go to Vocational School for electronics since this is pretty much what you do now. Getting a head start on that trade will bring you more money sooner so you don;t have to go back to school when you're 33/34. Oh, and after you break up with your first girlfriend, take her back for a little while, then dump her again. And don't sell the Aria Pro Thor guitar, that thing fucking ruled |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 1:59pm - AndrewBastard ""] graducated with a BA in graphic communication....and now i drive for a living as a courier for the most part... |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 1:59pm - arilliusbm ""] largefreakatzero said: goatcatalyst said:Don't major in English, fuckface. I will vouch for this as well. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 2:00pm - AndrewBastard ""] i gradumacated! |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 2:00pm - RichHorror ""] SkinSandwich said:Get a vasectomey right now. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 2:00pm - arilliusbm ""] Although it has major benefits if you want to further your education (in a non-English focus, that is) |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 2:03pm - largefreakatzero ""] arilliusbm said:Although it has major benefits if you want to further your education (in a non-English focus, that is) It never ceases to amaze me that many of the most successful people in the business world can't write to save their fucking lives. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 2:08pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] In like five years you should beat the shit out of your roommate. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 2:11pm - arilliusbm ""] haha yep. There are a few executives in the insurance industry (only real industry I'm familiar with) that had ENL bachelor degrees. There's also quite a few lawyers that got their BA in it before law school. I was gonna try to go to law school but fuck it. Metal/beer > lawyers. They suck major ass. Good thing is that Umass now has the states first Public Lawschool - now it's relatively affordable considering how much $$$$ those fucking schools are. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 2:11pm - AndrewBastard ""] never try cocaine |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 26,2010 2:20pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] -Good call on not going to Pratt Institute, oh wait even without a useless art fag degree you still don't have a real job. -Don't buy those two shitty cars. |