5 Hour Energy = liquid crack
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[Aug 20,2010 3:32pm - arilliusbm ""]
I know this shit tastes like shit and is probably horrible for you with all the chemicals, but man does this shit fuck you up for 3 bucks. It does NOT last 5 hours.... more like 2-3. It's the only way I can survive work right now.. Hours of energy now, No 230 feeling later, bitches!
thoughts on this shit tasting potion?
[Aug 20,2010 3:34pm - sigh ""]
I think you may have a case for false advertising then.
[Aug 20,2010 3:39pm - arilliusbm ""]
no doubt.
[Aug 20,2010 3:41pm - arilliusbm ""]
in b4 martins offers organic alternatives
[Aug 20,2010 3:42pm - mutis ""]
Cure light wounds is the only real potion.
ehhh fuck
[Aug 20,2010 3:54pm - the_reverend ""]
it did nothing to me when I took it.
[Aug 20,2010 3:54pm - narkybark ""]
it's supposed to be taken orally.
[Aug 20,2010 3:58pm - mutis ""]
post of the day
[Aug 20,2010 4:13pm - TIMMA ""]
I love this stuff. Works for me, and doesn't make my whole body tweak out like Red Bull.
A+
[Aug 20,2010 4:23pm - Alexecutioner ""]
yea, that stuff tastes like shit, but it depends on the flavor. the lemon lime flavor isnt nearly as bad, almost tolerable in fact. but im sure if you drink them enough that you wont notice it after a while, you might even love it haha. i remember that being the case with red bull, the first time i ever had it i thought it tasted like shit, but now i cant get enough of it, cuz well im an addict!
ive pulled myself off almost all caffeine now tho, i used to drink a full size can of red bull on a daily basis but that shit cant be good for you after extended periods of time, and by the time a quit, it wasnt keeping me awake anyway.
[Aug 20,2010 5:02pm - Pires ""]
If you put it in the fridge, it doesn't taste as bad
[Aug 20,2010 5:21pm - reimroc ""]
drink one of those, wash it back with a nos and you're good to go.
[Aug 20,2010 5:22pm - aaron_michael ""]
TIMMA said:I love this stuff. Works for me, and doesn't make my whole body tweak out like Red Bull.
A+
Agreed, and FUCK red bull. Garbage nearly killed me on my way home from PA one time.
[Aug 20,2010 5:42pm - SkinSandwich ""]
Who cares about the taste, it takes 2 seconds to drink! Besides half you niggers eat taco bell so stop bitching about taste.
[Aug 20,2010 5:43pm - narkybark ""]
oh you so did not just dis taco bell.
[Aug 20,2010 5:49pm - arilliusbm ""]
Taste doesn't bother me... It's just shit.
[Aug 20,2010 5:52pm - quintessence_nli ""]
I actually prefer NOS. It has surger but is fucking CRACK.
[Aug 20,2010 5:58pm - reimroc ""]
quintessence_nli said:I actually prefer NOS. It has surger but is fucking CRACK.
reimroc said:drink one of those, wash it back with a nos and you're good to go.
[Aug 20,2010 6:02pm - irate niglet ""]
SkinSandwich said:Who cares about the taste, it takes 2 seconds to drink! Besides half you niggers eat taco bell so stop bitching about taste.
dis nigga d0n b eetin dAtt t@co bLLe shyt.. kFC dj ya hurr?
[Aug 20,2010 6:31pm - AndrewBastard ""]
i get these: [img] at Dollar Tree. Better than 5 hour energy and a GREAT hangover cure. Its vitamins B6 and B12
[Aug 20,2010 7:29pm - scourged ""]
all energy drinks make me feel like im gonna puke.... once and awhile they actually do make me puke
[Aug 20,2010 7:34pm - chuck norris ""]
the most powerful energy drink
[Aug 20,2010 7:36pm - chuck norris ""]
the most powerful energy drink 2
[Aug 20,2010 7:54pm - Phrozenspite ""]
redline is awesome it's like a bunch of those 5 hour energy drinks concentrated and poured into one container.
[Aug 20,2010 8:48pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""]
i drink Rockstar Punch instead. tastes ok and gives a good wake up buzz
[Aug 21,2010 12:27am - anonymous ""]
(fukitol)
[Aug 21,2010 9:18am - severnli ""]
Coffee or GTFO
[Aug 21,2010 11:22am - Kadoog-a-go-go ""]
driving to NC with my uncle, he drank two of those, and an hour later, I asked him how they were working. His answer:
"I- I feel that I can't blink."
[Aug 21,2010 12:52pm - Mutis ""]
severnli said:Coffee or GTFO
Coffee makes my bowels GTFO
[Aug 21,2010 3:47pm - brodown ""]
My bowels are GTFOing as I type this.
[Aug 21,2010 6:51pm - Beleth the energized ""]
Im on about 3 hours of sleep since 10 am on thursday back in anchorage. I took a 5 hour energy drink a few hours ago and im still going real strong. I fucking love these things
[Aug 21,2010 6:53pm - beelze ""]
Four Loko or GTFO
[Aug 21,2010 7:07pm - nekronaut ""]
beelze said:Four Loko or GTFO
This man speaks the truth.
[Sep 13,2010 11:40am - arilliusbm ""]
just had an extra strength one... I feel like the old spice guy just anally probed me with scissors
[Sep 13,2010 11:48am - boxxy ""]
Neither this stuff nor the monster/nos/redbull drinks have ANY effect on me. Amphetamines or GTFO.
[Sep 13,2010 11:51am - DreadKill ""]
rockstar guava juice or you're a dicknose
[Sep 13,2010 11:59am - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""]
Only drinking Monster like it's soda is real.
[Sep 13,2010 12:28pm - Mutis ""]
Assault tastes way better than coke, anyway.
[Sep 13,2010 12:57pm - TIMMA ""]
Crank2O is all that matters, really.
Caffeinated water FTW.
[Sep 13,2010 1:01pm - Doomkid ""]
I'm gonna have my first experience with this potent potable with the release of Reach tonight.
Wish me luck!
[Sep 13,2010 1:05pm - TIMMA ""]
This shit is the TOPS for mega gaming sessions.
I played MW2 for about 10 hours straight the day it came out due to this fine product.
/nerd
[Sep 13,2010 1:07pm - Yeti ""]
i don't touch any of this energy drink shit. it may even taste good, i just don't want that chemical garbage in my body.
"pleasing taste, some monsterism"
[Sep 13,2010 1:41pm - ValkyrieScreams ""]
boxxy said:Neither this stuff nor the monster/nos/redbull drinks have ANY effect on me. Amphetamines or GTFO.
^^^what he said
[Sep 13,2010 1:44pm - arilliusbm ""]
this already wore off. Sucks
[Sep 13,2010 1:51pm - ValkyrieScreams ""]
"Already"? You started this thread last month... if it lasted til now, I'd say that was a hell of a good run.
[Sep 13,2010 1:53pm - arilliusbm ""]
Lol Nah I drank an extra strength one at 1130. It was digustung.. I think I may be done with these drinks.....
Unless they make nutella energy drinks haha
[Sep 13,2010 1:58pm - bloblovesmusic ""]
My energy drink is the Nutella Frozen Hot Chocolate from Paris Creperie in Coolidge Corner! That stuff is my crack!
holy shit I'm going through withdrawal now...
[Sep 13,2010 2:01pm - arilliusbm ""]
wait are you serious? that exists?
[Sep 13,2010 2:04pm - ValkyrieScreams ""]
must have......
[Sep 13,2010 2:04pm - bloblovesmusic ""]
http://www.paris-creperie.com/menu_smoothies.html