Talk about fucked...
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[Oct 23,2008 12:33pm - Martins ""]
hahahahaha oh god, that would be awesome
I may have to take you up on that. We'll see. hahaha
[Oct 23,2008 12:38pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
I'll dress up as a cop, go with Ouchie, and we'll arrest everyone and yell "YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO LAND ON A COCK!"
[Oct 23,2008 12:39pm - Martins ""]
lol i really wish this could happen. Oh God. It would be more epic than power metal.
[Oct 23,2008 12:40pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Let's fuckin' do it.
[Oct 23,2008 12:43pm - Martins ""]
This will have to happen. I'll try to organize it for it to work. This will be epic.
[Oct 23,2008 12:47pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
If you can find a police uniform I'm down, haha.
[Oct 23,2008 12:47pm - yes ""]
awww your so stupid!!! ;)~
[Oct 23,2008 12:47pm - Martins ""]
Oh yea. You could just come as Mark Richards and yell it anyway.
[Oct 23,2008 12:48pm - ouchdrummer ""]
no organizing needed. Pick a night where everyone will be home, let us know, me and MFR will show up, you will act as suprised and dismayed as all your roomates. I think the most epic way for all of it to end would be for me and mark to demand blowjobs from your roomates otherwise, they're getting kicked outta school... hehe, obviously that's as far as it would go, but it would be fun to see their reactions, and how long it took them to figure it out. We should bring a camera man too, i can bullshit with the best of em, so i could explain that the camera is for evidence for the expulsion board, and is totally standard procedure.
This HAS to happen, please?
[Oct 23,2008 12:48pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
I'll hide in the dude's closet and just jerk off on him while he's sleeping.
[Oct 23,2008 12:49pm - ouchdrummer ""]
no no, we work for the school, so we wouldnt need uniforms. we could just wear business attire.
[Oct 23,2008 12:49pm - Martins ""]
hahahahahaha
Blowjobs for the win.
[Oct 23,2008 12:49pm - Martins ""]
Undercover cops lul
[Oct 23,2008 12:50pm - yes ""]
;)~
[Oct 23,2008 12:52pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
We got an anonymous email from a student that viewed an internet discussion of illegal plants being grown in a Northeastern dorm. The discussion was led by the internet handle, "Martins," which just so happens to be the last name of one of the students in this dorm. We'll have to come in and take a look, please.
[Oct 23,2008 12:53pm - ouchdrummer ""]
yes said:;)~
i must admit, i have no idea what the tongue-sticking-out is for..
[Oct 23,2008 12:53pm - aril ""]
Mention the IP address.
[Oct 23,2008 12:53pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
It's for blowj0rbs.
[Oct 23,2008 12:54pm - ouchdrummer ""]
MarkFuckingRichards said:We got an anonymous email from a student that viewed an internet discussion of illegal plants being grown in a Northeastern dorm. The discussion was led by the internet handle, "Martins," which just so happens to be the last name of one of the students in this dorm. We'll have to come in and take a look, please.
to make it even worse, we can say creepy things to each other as we look around, and then when we tell them we will look the other way for blowjobs, it will be all the more believable.
How about this weekend?
[Oct 23,2008 12:54pm - yes ""]
it's for give me the shockwave amp for 350 instead of 400!
[Oct 23,2008 12:55pm - ouchdrummer ""]
oh, i get it.
[Oct 23,2008 12:56pm - ouchdrummer ""]
yes said:it's for give me the shockwave amp for 350 instead of 400!
it's not my amp. And i am not in a position to bargain. 400.
[Oct 23,2008 12:56pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
ouchdrummer said:
MarkFuckingRichards said:We got an anonymous email from a student that viewed an internet discussion of illegal plants being grown in a Northeastern dorm. The discussion was led by the internet handle, "Martins," which just so happens to be the last name of one of the students in this dorm. We'll have to come in and take a look, please.
to make it even worse, we can say creepy things to each other as we look around, and then when we tell them we will look the other way for blowjobs, it will be all the more believable.
How about this weekend?
I think I'd be free Sunday.
[Oct 23,2008 12:57pm - ouchdrummer ""]
we gotta do this.
SO? hows this weekend? I can do
fri/sat/mon/wed/thur
You think everyones gonna be home any of these days, how about you mark?
[Oct 23,2008 12:57pm - yes ""]
bastards ;)~
[Oct 23,2008 12:58pm - RichHorror ""]
Revenge Of The Nerdfags
[Oct 23,2008 12:59pm - Martins ""]
Maybe on Sunday. I just need to make sure that everyone is here. I'd need to sign you guys in so you might have to wait to make it seem inconspicuous.
[Oct 23,2008 1:01pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
I should put a dildo in my pocket and let it fall out when we walk in, and play it off like it's no big deal that I have a dildo in my pocket.
[Oct 23,2008 1:01pm - aril ""]
this has sketchy written all over it
[Oct 23,2008 1:01pm - ouchdrummer ""]
well, i can make sunday work. How about you martins?
[Oct 23,2008 1:03pm - ouchdrummer ""]
aril said:this has sketchy written all over it
your a pussy. this has hilarious written all over it. We aren't gonna actually cause any trouble, and we (I) definitely won't let anyone (of martin's roomates) suck my dick. So as long as they don't freak and jump out the window or something, than it will be fine. Anyways, they deserve it, they started it.
[Oct 23,2008 1:04pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
I reeeeeeaaaally hope I'd be able to keep a straight face for this. I'm an excellent bullshit artist but I suck at not laughing unless I'm making a ridiculous face.
[Oct 23,2008 1:05pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
PREPARE FOR BATTLE
[Oct 23,2008 1:08pm - ouchdrummer ""]
MarkFuckingRichards said:I reeeeeeaaaally hope I'd be able to keep a straight face for this. I'm an excellent bullshit artist but I suck at not laughing unless I'm making a ridiculous face.
go with ridiculous then. It's better than laughing, if you laugh they will catch on too quick, and they won't have to ponder which is worse: getting kicked out of school, or having our cocks in their gullets!! BOO YA
[Oct 23,2008 1:11pm - aril ""]
hahaha, i'm no pussy.
i would just do the old fashioned things:
diarrhoea balloons: balloons filled with liquefied shit from laxatives rather than water. that way, when you throw them, they have shit splattered all over them.
stink bombs: good way to get them back, although stench would attract attention to dorm room
fart spray: you can buy this at any gag store. the kiosk at fanueil hall has a bunch of types of them, and they're all horrid smelling
replace shampoo with honey: works sometimes. you empty someone’s shampoo and pour loads of honey in there. when they go to wash their hair the honey ruins everyone's day.
or, you can just do what you're doing for shits and giggles. but, you weigh the options.. should you do it for SHITS (diarrhoea balloons) and giggles, or for regular "shits and giggles"
[Oct 23,2008 1:14pm - Martins ""]
Lol while I was originally thinking small the more epic the better. I just need to make sure that everyone is here on Sunday. I know that one roommate who started it is coming back Saturday night but that one might be gone all weekend. I don't know yet.
[Oct 23,2008 1:24pm - Mess ""]
nah, i don't think you have anything to worry about. just tell them you did't know anything the kid was up to. tell them to drug test you for mari-j (since you don't smoke) and tell them you don't drink much either. afterall they know you can't pick your roomates so how much control are you going to have over someone you hardly know? i bet eventually they'll find out it was him anyway. deny everything, say you have no idea what they are talking about.
like whoa
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[Oct 23,2008 1:28pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
Mess said:nah, i don't think you have anything to worry about. just tell them you did't know anything the kid was up to. tell them to drug test you for mari-j (since you don't smoke) and tell them you don't drink much either. afterall they know you can't pick your roomates so how much control are you going to have over someone you hardly know? i bet eventually they'll find out it was him anyway. deny everything, say you have no idea what they are talking about.
like whoa
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it was a practical joke.
[Oct 23,2008 1:45pm - Mess ""]
tank u
[Oct 23,2008 2:26pm - Martins ""]
IMPRACTICAL JOKE
[Oct 23,2008 2:52pm - immortal13 ""]
Kick them in the box. It makes everything better.