Attention Joe Not Common[views:19869][posts:88]_________________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 11:08pm - KeithRichards ""] All I gotta say is you're a loser. I read the thread you made a comment about Dimebag. What have you accomplished? You haven't done shit, you're a loser, and your label is crap. You think you're a badass, yet no one outside of the regulars on this board even know you exist. :middlefinger: R.I.P. Dimebag :bow: |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 11:15pm - dugoxistance ""] shut up. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 11:17pm - retzam ""] He just says really shocking things to be funny. It's the same as George Carlin's schtick, except a little more offensive. It is a rare occasion when he's saying offensive or angry things for him to be completely serious about it, so don't let them bother you. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 11:19pm - KeithRichards ""] I'm looking to hear from the man himself. Why should I shut up? I'm still trying to figure out what Joe Not Common has accomplished, but nothing is coming to mind. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 11:21pm - retzam ""] He's helping the local scene pretty well... does it even matter what he's accomplished. I hope you don't expect a serious response from him. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 11:21pm - retzam ""] that first period is a question mark |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 11:22pm - KeithRichards ""] Who the fuck are you? |
| __________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 11:22pm - MIDGET ""] more than you with your blood transfusions. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 11:24pm - retzam ""] KeithRichards said:Who the fuck are you? Who are you? Are you also posting as KeithBuckley? Register for christsake. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 11:26pm - KeithRichards ""] I'm pretty sure I said "Attention Joe Not Common." Are you in one of the bands he hooks up? and yo to the dude who responded with "more than you and your blood transfuions..." Real clever asshole, I will not respond any further that than. Dumbass |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 11:28pm - KeithRichards ""] who are you Retzam? |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 11:28pm - dugoxistance ""] you suck at internet fighting. go home. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 11:29pm - KeithRichards ""] Who is fighting? I started this looking for answers. You guys are the douche bags who keep going off track |
| _________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 11:30pm - retzam ""] I'm not in any band, just a metal fan... does it matter? I didn't engage in any sort of fight with you, I just wanted to let you know that Joe wasn't any more serious than his response to this will be. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 11:31pm - retzam ""] Yeah, I'm a douchbag, right. I love you. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 11:32pm - KeithRichards ""] I wasn't talking to you about the douchebag comment, unless you're also dugoxistance. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 11:33pm - retzam ""] My mistake, sorry. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 11:34pm - KeithRichards ""] ATTENTION JOE NOT COMMON YOU'RE A PUSSY |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 11:42pm - KeithRichards ""] :middlefinger: |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 11:42pm - KeithRichards ""] :middlefinger: |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 11:45pm - BestialOnslaught ""] Retarded... |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 11:47pm - KeithRichards ""] Joe is not so common right now. He's a pussy |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 11:47pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] Dimebag is gay OMG CUNTRAVERSAAAY! |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 11:47pm - sarahkubrick ""] attention keith richards shut the fuck up |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 11:50pm - KeithRichards ""] KeithRichards has all the right to respond to something Joe Not Common said. He had his right to make his comments, now KeithRichards will be sharing his. He's a pussy. And he hasn't accomplished shit. You guys are retarded. |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 12:04am - CongoogetalZobotomy ""] your a fucking idiot, who gives a shit if joe said shit about dimebag, its not like anyone here knew the guy personally so what. i hope joe kicks your faggot ass. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 12:09am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] All that Dimebag did was be a chameleon. When glam was hot, he was glam. When music got more aggressive, tough-guy PANTERRIBLE crap and then Nu-Metal is big and here comes DAMAGE PLAN. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 12:19am - dread_104 ""] if everyone would just listen to Exhorder, all this pantera shit would just go away. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 12:26am - dreadkill ""] i thought this was the wretched asylum guy for a while, but this dude is way dumber. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 12:28am - Abbath ""] KeithRichards said:Joe is not so common right now. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA brilliant |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 12:38am - Joe/NotCommon ""] I accomplished making you upset, do you want a tissue? |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 12:44am - Kalopsia ""] Joe/NotCommon said:I accomplished making you upset, do you want a tissue? wow.......... i really gotta hand it to you joe, that was a fucking BRILLIANT response *note* i'm not being sarcastic |
| __________________________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 12:53am - my_pretentious_erection ""] [img] i wish there were more metal bands in massachusetts. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 12:54am - Joe/NotCommon ""] yeah the hundreds we have now are not nearly enough. |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 12:54am - CongoogetalZobotomy ""] in that picture he almost looks like raven from ecw/wcw |
| _________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 12:56am - Abbath ""] joe, you're totally not so common right now |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 12:57am - Joe/NotCommon ""] Maybe if I start anonymously asking other people what they accomplish, while personally hiding my own identity, I could be less common. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 1:03am - otto ""] CongoogetalZobotomy said:your a fucking idiot, who gives a shit if joe said shit about dimebag, its not like anyone here knew the guy personally so what. i hope joe kicks your faggot ass. hahaha JOE NOTCOMMON IN A FIGHT BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH thatll be the day. that kid will be all about fighting someone and face to face he'll cry like a bitch and yell "save me" to beakey or his brother. and to keith richards dont waste your time on this kid he'll never fight you one on one even if you should up at his shows or his house. pretty much as back of tha neck would say joe is your typical "internet thug" a shit talkin piece of shit that can't back up anything he says. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 1:07am - Joe/NotCommon ""] haha back of tha neck was pretty fucking tough anytime someone stood up to them, i am the easiest person on this board to find, so if you want to fight me stop trying to act tough under some anonymous screen name, and then try to say i am an 'internet thug' I might be a pussy, but for the record, Chad from BOTN has an online diary and cancelled a band meeting to decide what him and his super friends gang should do to me, which turned out to be nothing because he is fat. |
| _________________________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 1:15am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] Keith - read the interview with Joe in the new issue of Heavy Rotation. like him or not, you can't say he hasn't done much. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 1:22am - succubus ""] keithrichards eh? you mad because joe rejected you or something? or are you just jealous of him that you gotta pinpoint him on here? |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 1:49am - KeithRichards ""] KeithRichards owns you bitch. Joe Not Common is a pussy, and he does jack-shit. Obviously none of you are doing anything either because you're kissing his ass as well. His label is a joke. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 1:49am - KeithRichards ""] KeithRichards also thinks its funny Joe Not Common decides to respond when all of his boys start showing up to the thread haha, you big pussy. |
| _________________________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 1:53am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] 1) Never call Carina a bitch. She's a good person and doesn't need internet poop talking like you're doing. 2) A real man would have PMed, emailed, or IMd him and handled it discreetly. You're just making a mockery of yourself by trying to hurt him publically, mainly because Joe is good at taking criticism and also because he is good at making witty combacks. Just email him and save yourself the public "pantsing". |
| _________________________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 1:54am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] 3) Joe has a life outside the net (It's true!) so he can't always respond to every post ever |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 1:59am - KeithRichards ""] Joe Not Common is on this board everyday, don't give me that crap. He even responded at one point. He's still a pussy, and hasn't done jackshit. Heavy Rotation? Give me a break, you guys kiss his ass so bad, just admit he doesn't do shit. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 14,2004 1:59am - moran ""] I've pretty much been with Notcommon since the beginning, and to see what its become is pretty impressive. Without Joe my band would never have gotten where we did. And I'm sure some other bands on this board will say the same. And although I don't agree with a lot of his views, especialy the his Dime posts, he is partially responsable for bringing the local music scene back to where it should be. What have you done Keith? |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 2:03am - KeithRichards ""] HAHAHAH are you kidding me? No one knows your band or Joe Not Common's label. Are you a full time touring band? What scene are you talking about? You're out of your mind! You realize there is life outside of RTTP messageboard correct? What do you mean what have I accomplished? I'm KeithRichards, and this is about Joe Not Common making a comment about Dimebag who has accomplished more than Joe Not Common has. |
| _________________________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 2:06am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] Keith - why are you so concerned with humiliating and degrading someone else? Why not just accept you don't like Joe's ways, mention it to him in a way that's not threatening (i.e. email him instead of making billigerent posts), and then just never live your life like his? Should we follow your example and just internet harass everyone we don't like? Besides, whether Joe likes DB or not, unless you're going to let that affect your opinion of him, I don't see why it's an issue... |
| _______________________________ [Dec 14,2004 2:08am - moran ""] [img] |
| _________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 2:40am - damnose ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 4:19am - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] i can't believe i just wasted my time reading this junk !!! fuck i need to drink some more and forget the retardness on here !!! |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 5:38am - dugoxistance ""] KeithRichards said:Joe is not so common right now. He's a pussy Well I think it's unanimous, you win for the most retarded post of the year. Good job Mr. Richards. Oh yeah, shut up. worst.troll.ever. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 7:15am - Kalopsia ""] hey guys, i think this thread is officially GAY!!! |
| _________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 8:23am - Lincoln ""] We all have a right to our opinions and while Joe's opinion on Dime was harsh...it's his opinion. Yeah Joe you should eat a giant bag of shit for what you said about Dimebag....but all of us here on this board know to not take Joe that seriously. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 8:51am - SuperFly ""] can't we all just get along? |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 9:50am - KeithRichards ""] You guys are all fucking sheep. There's obvious proof that Joe Not Common is a big internet pussy. My guitarist even challenged him to a fight at one point and he weaseled his way right out of it. He just ended up making a bunch of pins with his face on it. Wow, real fucking tough. Joe Not Common is a pussy that hasn't accomplished anything in his life. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 9:53am - damnose ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 9:58am - Joe/NotCommon ""] Making those pins of Paul was actually a great accomplishment, I don't see where you are going with this? Go be a fag somewhere else, and listen to Devourment doing it. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 9:59am - paganmegan ""] the arafat pictures are getting steadily weirder Jason |
| __________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 10:01am - damnose ""] the stupider the thread, the weirder the arafat picture. for the sake of all that is good and holy, let us hope that I do not have to pull out the whipped cream bra pictures |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 10:03am - litacore ""] accomplishments, huh. which rocket are you currently riding, Keith? |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 10:03am - paganmegan ""] HAHAHAHAHAHA ... its the fact that you have such things in your possession.. haha |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 10:04am - Joe/NotCommon ""] I think I better leave this thread in the capable hands of Jason, Megan and Larysa |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 10:04am - paganmegan ""] litacore said:accomplishments, huh. which rocket are you currently riding, Keith? I think hes riding the fake fag metal butt rocket just my opinion:itchy: |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 10:05am - paganmegan ""] I mean the metal is fake, not the ass rocket, with that last post |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 10:06am - litacore ""] hahaha, Wretched Asylum Thread II--SUPREME FAGOCITY! COMING SOON TO A MESSAGE BOARD NEAR YOU! rated G |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 10:07am - Joe/NotCommon ""] no, this guy is obviously one of the people from ummm, shading the end i think was their name? |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 10:07am - paganmegan ""] G for GIGANTIC FAG |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 10:09am - paganmegan ""] shaving the end should play january 1st at goodtimes and they can call it fag fest 2005 |
| __________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 10:09am - damnose ""] Joe/NotCommon said:I think I better leave this thread in the capable hands of Jason, Megan and Larysa in that case, I declare today's theme to be Bestiality: [img] the elusive question: which is man, which is beast? |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 10:10am - paganmegan ""] HAHAHA |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 10:12am - litacore ""] I mean don't get me wrong, I think the whole incident was a tragedy. I'm not a fan, but I felt bad for the guy. But Joe can say whatever the fuck he likes. He could say "Cronos of Venom is a big gaywad who should die of testicular cancer" and I wouldn't take it personally. It'd be more like, "Oh I see Joe is online today" don't buy into celebrity culture so much Keith. It's arguably what caused Nathan Gale to do what he did. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 10:14am - litacore ""] uh-oh I think my response is going to trigger another Arafat picture SORRY EVERYONE! my bad-- |
| __________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 10:15am - damnose ""] haha no, i only post them when the thread gets stupider... or when i feel like it |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 10:15am - paganmegan ""] I personally think its a tragedy dimebag died, he was a great guitarist.. but you can't take things so seriously. not everyone is going to jump on the bandwagon of singing his praises now that the man is dead. So what? |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 10:16am - Joe/NotCommon ""] I think everyone misunderstood what I found funny, it wasn't because of who died but how and why he was killed. Also, I was never a fan of Pantera or Damage Plan so I didn't really see it as any sort of loss. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 10:18am - litacore ""] :doublehorns: |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 11:42am - Bradness ""] Joe/NotCommon said:I think everyone misunderstood what I found funny, it wasn't because of who died but how and why he was killed. Also, I was never a fan of Pantera or Damage Plan so I didn't really see it as any sort of loss. how DARE you have an opinion! |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 12:32pm - BestialOnslaught ""] KeithRichards said:You guys are all fucking sheep. There's obvious proof that Joe Not Common is a big internet pussy. My guitarist even challenged him to a fight at one point and he weaseled his way right out of it. He just ended up making a bunch of pins with his face on it. Wow, real fucking tough. Joe Not Common is a pussy that hasn't accomplished anything in his life. Haha way to retain your anonymity, retard. PS - Based on those dancing pics, Paul couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 1:25pm - armageddonday ""] KeithRichard posted "YOU'RE A PUSSY Joe is not so common right now. He's a pussy He's a pussy. Joe Not Common is a pussy, you big pussy. He's still a pussy, Joe Not Common is a pussy" ...you probably don't get any. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 1:28pm - Christraper ""] oh snap! |
| __________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 2:47pm - litacore ""] Keith if you dug Joe's take on the tragedy, you'll LOVE this guy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- from http://www.iconoclast.ca/MainPage.asp?page=/newPage6.asp ------------------------------------------------------------------------ AESTHETICS OF HATE: R.I.P. DIMEBAG ABBOTT, & GOOD RIDDANCE -- Time For Conservative Imagination! by William Grim, Iconoclast Contributing Editor You've undoubtedly heard by now that a demented fan last week killed heavy metal guitarist Dimebag Abbott at the Alrosa Villa in Columbus, Ohio. While I am extremely happy to hear that the assassin was shot to death by a brave Columbus policeman and I in no way want to engage in a blaming the victim scenario, I cannot deny that there much in Mr. Abbott's demise of one being hoisted on one's petard. The squalor, inhumanity, filth (both in the metaphorical and hygienic senses), depravity, ugliness and ignorance of everything that heavy metal represents (Like rap, I cannot use the noble term music in a description of heavy metal) creates a mindset among its devotees in which Mr. Abbott's assassination was an event that was all but waiting to happen. It was highly amusing, and also terribly sad, to watch on television fans conducting a "vigil" for the slain Mr. Abbott outside of the Alrosa Villa. It was an assemblage of ignorant, semi-human barbarians who were filthy in attire and manner, intellectually incoherent and above all else, hideously ugly to the point of physical deformity. Here is a definite case in which the outer appearance of these "fans" accurately represented the hideousness of their souls. That the physical deformity of their ugliness was self-inflicted makes the spiritual tragedy of their misspent lives all the more tragic. But one can see why the heavy metal fans so closely identified with Mr. Abbott. He was an ignorant, barbaric, untalented possessor of a guitar and large amplifier system. Freakish in appearance, more simian than human, he was the performer of a type of "entertainment" that can be likened only to a gorilla on PCP. Lacking subtlety, wit, style, emotional range and anything approaching even the smallest iota of intellectual or musical interest, Mr. Abbott was part of a generation that has confused sputum with art and involuntary reflex actions with emotion. De gustibus non disputandem est. Matters of taste are not subject to argument. That has been a general principle of aesthetics for some time, and when we are talking about the visceral preference for Mozart or Haydn or Beethoven among civilized human beings we are on pretty safe ground. I do not understand exactly why I prefer Haydn to my good friend who prefers Beethoven. But we both agree (as do all civilized human beings) that both Messrs. Haydn and Beethoven are numerous steps further along the evolutionary trail than Dimebag Abbott. Here is one area in which conservatives have failed and failed miserably. Whether it is out of a lack of interest or despair, conservatives for too long have ceded the entire field of aesthetics to the trust fund red babies of the blue states. And look at what this has brought us. So-called heavy metal music, so-called rap music, operas and stage plays in which modern "stagings" reduce Verdi and Shakespeare to the condition of a schizophrenic's finger paintings. Leftist domination in the visual arts has made a mockery of the aesthetic greatness of modernism and replaced it with the turd encased in Lucite. And the grammatically-challenged racist rantings of Amiri Baraka now pass for poetry. However, we conservatives should not confuse family values with aesthetics. In the realm of art, our evangelical brethren have many crimes to answer for. When a church replaces Bach with Bacharach it has engaged in the aesthetic rape of the liturgy. Just because one has good intentions and approaches the numinous with "sincerity" and "authenticity" (the latter term ironically being a buzzword among the Marxist aestheticians of the Frankfurt School), that does not absolve one from aesthetic responsibility. As far as I am concerned, those who advocate a dumbed-down liturgy and schlocky pop music substitutes for Bach, Handel and the masses of the Renaissance, are as offensive as the Presiding Bishop of the Episcopal Church and his perverse sexual politics. Part of the hard work of civilization is teaching young to be able to distinguish between the good and the bad in all aspects of life. If we teach our young children to obey the 10 Commandments and to obey the laws of the land, but don't teach them to realize that Johann Sebastian Bach is superior to Dimebag Abbott, we have failed as parents and mentors. If a person has gone through 12 or 13 years of education and has not developed an appreciation for the greatest artistic achievements of mankind, that education has been an utter failure. While laissez-faire is the correct approach to economics it has no place in the realm of aesthetics or morality. A confidant civilization imposes its morality and aesthetics on it young people. Yes, you heard it right. We impose. The Rousseauian noble savage is a myth. Left unchecked and untutored the savage will never attain nobility. There are those who will accuse me of elitism. And I admit it. I am a conservative elitist. I want the very best. The very best form of government, the very best of civilizations, the very best educational system, the very best literature and art, the very best music, the very best way of life. If I need open heart surgery I want to go to an elite heart surgeon. Mediocrity is the goal of socialism. Americans should aspire to greatness. In the past forty years, conservatives have won great victories in the political, economic and moral realms, but we stand to throw all our gains away if we do not reclaim ascendancy in the aesthetic realm as well. And while the murder of even a semi-human barbarian like Mr. Abbott is tragic and to be lamented, it would be wrong to ignore Mr. Abbott's complicity in contributing to the soul-deadening culture of death, ugliness, depravity and inhumanity that spawned his killer. Hugo von Hofmannsthal once remarked that "all powerful imaginations are conservative." It is time for conservatives to utilize their imaginations and reclaim the field of aesthetics from the left-that is, while there is still something left in the aesthetic realm worth reclaiming. Iconoclast contributing editor William E. Grim is a writer who lives in Germany and is a native of Columbus, Ohio. He may be reached at wgrim@myrealbox.com. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 2:56pm - Josh_Martin ""] Remember when I said that any metalhead who votes for Bush is a moron? That guy is exactly why. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 3:01pm - litacore ""] I like how the "inconoclast" is projecting all of his own hangups on a guy he never met nice thought mode. You'll go far in life you...you...BARBARIAN! BTW, Capitalism is ordained by Christ |
| ________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 3:08pm - retzam ""] I read a little more than half of that and all I got out of it was "The only art is the music of 3 guys who have been dead for hundreds of years. Everything else is horrible and should be stopped. Opinions are bad". |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 3:31pm - paganmegan ""] That guy is an example of what I like to call a fucking cock dolly no, we must not argue taste |
| ________________________________ [Dec 14,2004 3:34pm - retzam ""] litacore said:But Joe can say whatever the fuck he likes. He could say "Cronos of Venom is a big gaywad who should die of testicular cancer" and I wouldn't take it personally. It'd be more like, "Oh I see Joe is online today" That is exactly what I was trying to say to him at the beginning of this thread, but I couldn't figure out a good way to put it like this. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 14,2004 3:39pm - eddie ""] the people on this board are sheep? i don't think so read some of the other threads on this board. |