ONLY SPAG'S IS REAL[views:28839][posts:87]______________________________ [Nov 3,2011 12:52pm - Yeti ""] TODAY'S FREE COFFEE FLAVOR - BURNT DIARRHEA GET YOUR CRUSHED PRINGLES CANS WITH SOGGY CHIPS FUCK THE FAIR INDEED |
| _________________________________________________ [Nov 3,2011 1:09pm - ANTHONY 'SPAG' BORGATTI ""] OIL CAN BOYD & RICH GEDMAN REPLICA JERSEYS - 14.99 - GO SOX |
| _____________________________ [Nov 3,2011 1:34pm - BSV ""] MARTY BARRETT TRAPPER KEEPERS - 1.09 RICK PITINO'S RED SAUCE - .69 TIGER HANDHELD KARATE KING - 34.95 |
| _____________________________ [Nov 3,2011 1:39pm - Yeti ""] ASSORTED BATTLE BEASTS - 10 for .10 LITTLE LOST AND FOUNDS THAT CRY BLOOD - 6.99 FREE DEMON POSSESSION WITH EVERY BIO-EXORCISM |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 3,2011 1:41pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] BSV said:TIGER HANDHELD KARATE KING - 34.95 WANT |
| _________________________________ [Nov 3,2011 3:23pm - SPG4LFE ""] MASS MARAUDERS STARTER JACKETS $19.99 SHOW YOUR ARENA FOOTBALL PRIDE |
| __________________________________ [Nov 3,2011 3:30pm - arktouros ""] goatcatalyst said:I still have no idea what is going on herę good because out-of-staters need not apply |
| __________________________________ [Nov 3,2011 3:35pm - arktouros ""] YOUR MOM FOUND THE GUY SHE CONCEIVED YOU WITH - CHECK NEAR THE BIRDFEEDERS JUNE SPECIAL ON SNOW SHOVELS AND THOSE SLEDS THAT WILL STERILIZE YOUR KIDS TOILET BRUSHES? ALSO NEAR THE BIRDFEEDERS |
| __________________________________ [Nov 3,2011 3:37pm - narkybark ""] lol at "sleds that will sterilize your kids" |
| __________________________________ [Nov 3,2011 3:39pm - arktouros ""] i'm still dying every time i click on this shit |
| _______________________________________________ [Nov 3,2011 10:16pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] oh man, I waited too long to click this thread. Shit is GOLD SHOP SPAGS FUCK YOU |
| _______________________________ [Nov 17,2011 10:44am - Yeti ""] "9 VOLTS LEAKING BATTERY ACID" BARGAIN BIN L.A. LIGHTS WITH NO SHOELACES - 3 BUCKS HOVEROUND PILE-UP IN AISLE 7 |
| __________________________________________________ [Nov 17,2011 1:57pm - purveyor_of_heavy_sorrow ""] [img] [img] |
| ______________________________ [Nov 29,2011 5:26pm - Yeti ""] CD-R, THE LATEST TECHNOLOGY - 10 FOR A DOLLAR ALL YOUR REWRITEABLE INFORMATION ARE BELONG TO US SOGGY CRAB RANGOONS WITH EVERY PURCHASE |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 3,2012 11:46pm - narkybark ""] BIC PENS 50 PAK - ONLY BLUE - DRIED UP AND USELESS - $3.99 TASTEE POTATO CHIPS - POUND BAG - CRUSHED INTO DUST - $2.49 DOG FOOD MADE FROM CHINESE HORSE MEAT AND SEAWEED FILLERS - $1 A CAN |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 4,2012 11:50am - bitch_please ""] WASHINGTON'S BIRTHDAY? FREE TABLE TALK CHERRY PIE WITH THE PURCHASE OF 3 B.U.M. EQUIPMENT HOODIES. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 4,2012 12:30pm - goatcatalyst ""] There's this hella-fine modelhott with a vish ass from CT named Jesse Pagz and this thread reminded me how I want to imprison her poops in little manila envelopes made of semen. |
| ______________________________ [Jan 4,2012 12:44pm - ark ""] LITTLE MANILA ENVELOPES - JUST ADD SEMEN - 32˘ |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 4,2012 12:48pm - DYA is NO U ""] MISMATCHED TAZ MUDFLAPS (LEFT ONLY) - BUY TWO, GET ONE FREE |
| _____________________________ [Jan 4,2012 1:05pm - Yeti ""] OVERSTRETCHED BUNGEE CORDS POOP SHACKLES FORGED - $1 WATERLOGGED CHOOSE-YOUR-OWN-ADVENTURE CLEARANCE |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 4,2012 11:14pm - bitch_please ""] MISPRINTED LOTS OF ZUBAZ AND SKIDZ |
| __________________________________ [Apr 2,2012 12:54pm - SPG4LFE ""] JUST IN TIME FOR SPRING! 25 POUND BAG OF FERTILIZER $4 SORRY NOBODY'S HERE TO PUT IT IN YOUR TRUNK, ALL THE KIDS GOT LOCKED IN THE BROKEN FRIDGES ROUND BACK BRET HART SUNGLASSES NO FOAM NO STRAP $2/5 KANGAROO CROSSING TSHIRTS? FUCK YOU |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 2,2012 1:00pm - RichHorror ""] SPG4LFE said: bennyhillifier |
| _____________________________ [Apr 2,2012 1:17pm - Yeti ""] TEDDY RUXPIN MISSING BOTTOM JAW - 1.00 FRAGMENTS OF EURONYMOUS' SKULL - .67 LOOK AT ALL THEM HOTPANTS |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 2,2012 5:24pm - DukeManjunk ""] i remember once reading a story about how back in the day the old man used to throw handfuls of nails into the middle of rt. 9 just so people would come to his store for a new tire. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 2,2012 7:08pm - arktouros ""] BOX OF ASSORTED GARDENING TOOLS - IMPERIAL AND METRIC - $20 (CASH ONLY) FREE TOMATO SEE---WAIT, WE SUCK NOW AND DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE SINCE DAD DIED KNOCKOFF NORTH FACE WINDBREAKERS - FREE WITH TIRE PURCHASE |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 11,2012 11:21am - SPG4LFE ""] WE ARE JUST AS MUCH FUN AS THE GROUND ROUND EXCEPT WE DON'T NEED A SCALE TO TELL YOUR KIDS ARE FAT. WE CAN TELL BY LOOKING. YOUR KIDS ARE FAT. SILVERHAWKS EPISODES ON VHS $19.99 BRAVESTARR EPISODES ON VHS $1.99 |
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| ________________________________________ [Aug 14,2012 5:21pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] SPG4LFE said:WE ARE JUST AS MUCH FUN AS THE GROUND ROUND EXCEPT WE DON'T NEED A SCALE TO TELL YOUR KIDS ARE FAT. WE CAN TELL BY LOOKING. YOUR KIDS ARE FAT. SILVERHAWKS EPISODES ON VHS $19.99 BRAVESTARR EPISODES ON VHS $1.99 FCKN SOLD |
| _______________________________________________ [Aug 14,2012 10:53pm - SPAG'S WEEKLY SPECIAL ""] PICK UP A COMPAQ PRESARIO FROM THE ALL NEW SPAG'S COMPUCENTER ON DEWEY ROAD! $29.95 AND WHILE YOU'RE THERE CHECK OUT ALL THE HOTTEST NEW TITLES IN PC GAMING! SHOGO:MOBILE ARMOR DIVISION- $1 KISS: PSYCHO CIRCUS: THE NIGHTMARE CHILD- $2.95 AGE OF WONDERS- $4 OPERATION FLASHPOINT:COLD WAR CRISIS- FREE |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 15,2012 12:05am - ValkyrieScreams ""] Make your own peanut butter - $1.99 a pound - Mouse poop included free! Girls' and Boys' Huffy Bikes in Neon colors! - tires not included $19.99! Located next to the pet department. Huffy Bike Tires - $0.99 each - visit our Hardware department! |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 15,2012 12:06am - ValkyrieScreams ""] Lee Jeans - overstock from Maurice The Pants Man, available in white only - $9.99 while supplies last! Keys copied while you wait - visit our lighting department! "No copy"? No problem! Gain stalker status immediately! Authentic autographed Rich Gedman photo to the first 100 customers THIS FRIDAY ONLY! Don't miss out! |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 15,2012 12:58am - DAVE DINGER ""] YOU CALL ALL THESE STEAMING PILES OF DONKEY SHIT DEALS!? YOU WANNA SEE HOW IT'S DONE? YOU FUCKING SICK OF TOMATO SEEDS, BENT WOOKIES AND RUSTY CANS OF TOMATO PASTE? COME TO FUCKING BRAINTREE KHED '78 MUSTANG KING COBRAS (FIVE ON THE LOT)- $2995 with 0% interest and GET THIS SHIT, NO MONEY DOWN WHAT'S THAT? YOU DON'T WANT THE PUSSY SOAKING KING COBRA? FIRST OF ALL, YOU A FAGGOT? ANYWAY HOW ABOUT THIS SHIT, I GOT ASSLOADS OF UNSOLD FLEET INVENTORY, YOU EVER WANTED TO FUCK UNDERAGE GIRLS IN THE BACK OF A '77 RANCH WAGON? HOW DOES DINGER DO IT? COME AND SEE, COME TO DAVE DINGER FORD IN BRAINTREE! ON ROUTE 128 IN BRAINTREE! |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 15,2012 1:12am - DestroyYouAlot ""] SPAG‘S%20WEEKLY%20SPECIAL said: AGE OF WONDERS- $4 ARILSOLD DAVE%20DINGER said:YOU CALL ALL THESE STEAMING PILES OF DONKEY SHIT DEALS!? YOU WANNA SEE HOW IT'S DONE? YOU FUCKING SICK OF TOMATO SEEDS, BENT WOOKIES AND RUSTY CANS OF TOMATO PASTE? COME TO FUCKING BRAINTREE KHED '78 MUSTANG KING COBRAS (FIVE ON THE LOT)- $2995 with 0% interest and GET THIS SHIT, NO MONEY DOWN WHAT'S THAT? YOU DON'T WANT THE PUSSY SOAKING KING COBRA? FIRST OF ALL, YOU A FAGGOT? ANYWAY HOW ABOUT THIS SHIT, I GOT ASSLOADS OF UNSOLD FLEET INVENTORY, YOU EVER WANTED TO FUCK UNDERAGE GIRLS IN THE BACK OF A '77 RANCH WAGON? HOW DOES DINGER DO IT? COME AND SEE, COME TO DAVE DINGER FORD IN BRAINTREE! ON ROUTE 128 IN BRAINTREE! A CHALLENGER APPEARS |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 15,2012 1:13am - DestroyYouAlot ""] IN BRAINTREE |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 20,2012 12:00pm - SPG4LFE ""] ONLY FOUR SHOPPING DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS! HOT TOY OF THE YEAR - TICKLE ME JORDAN LEVY - $25.99 RUBBER POINTSETTAS $2.10 TEDDY RUXPIN BOTTOM JAW $30.50 THE 7TH GUEST INTERACTIVE CD-ROM COMPACT COMPUTER DISKETTE PROGRAM BUY 1 GET 1 AT THE SAME PRICE GORDIE LOCKBAUM IS HIDING IN THE STORE SOMEWHERE - PRIZE TO WHOEVER FINDS HIM (ALIVE ONLY) POOP SPATTERED DAVE DINGER FORD COVERALLS $.99/dozen IN BRAINTREE |