Attention Marge Simpson, your son has been arrested.[views:8101][posts:80]_______________________________ [Jul 16,2008 10:45am - Yeti ""] Attention Marge Simpson, we've also arrested your older, balder, fatter son. Simpsons quotes time. go! |
| ________________________________ [Jul 16,2008 10:54am - aril ""] "Press any key." "Where's the Any Key?" |
| _________________________________ [Jul 16,2008 10:56am - xmikex ""] Oh I'm not a doctor. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 16,2008 11:05am - c.DeAd ""] "Owwww, OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, the bees are defending themselves somehow!" |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 16,2008 11:06am - FuckIsMySignature ""] Mr. Simpson are you wearing a garbage bag? -I have misplaced my pants. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 16,2008 11:15am - guy ""] im kinda like jesus but not in a sacreligous way |
| _________________________________ [Jul 16,2008 11:18am - xmikex ""] Thanks to this fiesty feline. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 16,2008 11:21am - dreadkill ""] bake 'em away, toys |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 16,2008 11:23am - dreadkill ""] And you took the Hamburglar's birthday off last Monday and Wednesday! Which is it? |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 16,2008 11:23am - demondave ""] "My eyes! The goggles! They do nothing! |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 16,2008 11:24am - demondave ""] “Take that, space coyote!” "space coyote?" |
| _________________________________ [Jul 16,2008 11:24am - xmikex ""] I'm Mr. Snnnnnrub. Yes, that'll do. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 16,2008 11:25am - the_reverend ""] "When a woman says nothing’s wrong, everything is wrong. And when a woman says everything’s wrong, EVERYTHING is wrong. And when a woman says something’s not funny, you better not laugh your ass off!" |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 16,2008 11:37am - FuckIsMySignature ""] more testicles mean more iron. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 16,2008 12:14pm - guy ""] it tastes like burning |
| __________________________________ [Jul 16,2008 12:16pm - c.DeAd ""] "My cats breath smells like cat food." |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 16,2008 12:17pm - anonymous ""] "you'll have to speak up, i'm wearing a towel" |
| __________________________________ [Jul 16,2008 12:17pm - c.DeAd ""] the_reverend said:"When a woman says nothing’s wrong, everything is wrong. And when a woman says everything’s wrong, EVERYTHING is wrong. And when a woman says something’s not funny, you better not laugh your ass off!" Thats a good one, especially the end. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 16,2008 12:17pm - c.DeAd ""] anonymous said:"you'll have to speak up, i'm wearing a towel" YES! |
| _________________________________ [Jul 16,2008 12:50pm - xmikex ""] Rancho Relaxo. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 16,2008 12:59pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] -Daaad..your half-assed underparenting was a lot better than your half-assed overprenting. -Aww.. But I'm using my whole ass. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 16,2008 1:21pm - aril ""] here's an old one for you: owww, quit it. owww, quit it. owwww, quit it. owwwwwwwww, quit it. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 16,2008 1:31pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] MOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!! |
| ________________________________ [Jul 16,2008 1:42pm - xmikex ""] You were not, you were just eatin that DAMN orange! |
| ________________________________ [Jul 16,2008 1:42pm - xmikex ""] The finger thing means the taxes |
| ________________________________ [Jul 16,2008 1:42pm - xmikex ""] THIS ENORMOUS WOMAN WILL DEVOUR US ALL! |
| __________________________________ [Jul 16,2008 2:09pm - Szyslak ""] Immigants! I knew it was them. Even when I thought it was the bears, I knew it was them. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 16,2008 2:37pm - powerkok ""] i drink blue juice from under the sink. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 16,2008 2:40pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] - Do you have any fruit? - This has purple in it... purple is a fruit. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 16,2008 2:41pm - josh_hates_you ""] it smells like otto's jacket. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 16,2008 2:44pm - Whoremastery ""] I'm somewhere where I don't know where I am! |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jul 16,2008 2:46pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] HAMBURGER EARMUFFS |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 16,2008 2:56pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Alright just stay calm Frinky. These babies will be in the stores while he's still grappling with the pickle matrix hooo hay vnn!! |
| ________________________________ [Jul 16,2008 3:02pm - xmikex ""] I wash myself with a rag on a stick. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 16,2008 3:15pm - Yeti ""] Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. i believe you have a letter for me. ok Mr. Burns, whats your first name? i don't know. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 16,2008 3:22pm - anonymous ""] homer had a piece of food stuck on his face for 3 days...and it wasn't little either, it was a chicken wing. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 16,2008 3:32pm - dr. sphincto ""] why you're the fattest thing i've ever seen, and i've been on safari |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jul 16,2008 3:32pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] "Marge, how could you let me let myself go like this?" "Me? I'm not the one who puts butter in your coffee!" |
| _______________________________ [Jul 16,2008 3:33pm - aril ""] DOH!nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttttttttttttttt! |
| ______________________________ [Jul 16,2008 3:36pm - Yeti ""] i heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate all the food in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant. my dad may be overweight but he's not some food-crazed maniac. oh thats raspberry. |
| ________________________________ [Jul 16,2008 4:02pm - xmikex ""] Hey Beardo, vote Quimby. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 16,2008 4:19pm - aril ""] I choo choo choooose you. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 16,2008 4:22pm - sxealex ""] BOO DOO DEE The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 16,2008 4:22pm - josh_hates_you ""] Ooooh. The walls are melting again. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 16,2008 4:34pm - oscarct ""] I was saying BOOUURRNS |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 16,2008 4:58pm - anon is mouse ""] don't you just hate pants? |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 16,2008 5:26pm - Nocuous_Fumes ""] they call em fingers but I've never seen em' fing, ....oh there they go |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 16,2008 6:23pm - lsd shroomer ""] "there's very little meat in these gym mats" |
| __________________________________ [Jul 16,2008 6:39pm - Aegathis ""] “I know you're not a deaf-mute, Mr. Simpson. We've been talking for the last 20 minutes.” |
| ______________________________ [Jul 16,2008 6:54pm - p79 ""] The Germans are after me, I'm so scared, oooh the Germans! |