ATTN: ANYONE THAT HAS SOMETHING BAD TO SAY ABOUT PETRUS[views:17124][posts:78]_____________________________________ [Apr 14,2011 8:01am - IRON SHEIK ""] PETRUS, I WAS FAN OF TYPE O NEGATIVE, BUT YOU WERE FUCKING FAGGOT! I WILL DIG UP COFFIN, PUT YOUR CORPSE IN CAMEL CLUTCH, BREAK YOUR FUCKING BACK, THEN TO FUCK YOUR ASS AND MAKE YOU HUMBLE! PETRUS... FUCK YOU!!! |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 14,2011 9:30am - DestroyYouAlot ""] point taken |
| __________________________________ [Aug 14,2012 1:29pm - HAMBONE ""] bump |
| ______________________________ [Aug 14,2012 3:22pm - Yeti ""] Petrus was so tall, he shopped at Spag's. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 14,2012 3:43pm - xmikex ""] Every single Come at Me Bro meme is Petrus |
| ______________________________ [Aug 14,2012 5:19pm - Yeti ""] MEME IS PETRUS |
| _______________________________________________ [Aug 27,2012 3:18pm - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ""] PETRUS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING |
| ______________________________ [Aug 27,2012 3:24pm - Yeti ""] PETRUS IS BRO |
| _________________________________________________ [Dec 4,2012 12:52pm - thetruthaboutmuffdivers ""] DYA%20is%20MEH said:I just checked real quick to see if I cared, yet. Nope, still no care. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 25,2013 6:33pm - EDDIE MURPHY ""] YO, PETRUS WAS SO STUPID, HE TOOK THE PEPSI CHALLENGE AND CHOSE JIF! |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 25,2013 6:53pm - Pimpbot 5000 ""] EDDIE%20MURPHY said:YO, PETRUS WAS SO STUPID, HE TOOK THE PEPSI CHALLENGE AND CHOSE JIF! I GOTS TO SEND A MESSAGE TO EDDIE MURPHY, THE PIMPBOT CAN HOOK YOU UP MAN. WE'RE TALKIN BOTH RACE DISCOUNT EDDIE. TWO FOR ONE ON HERMAPHRODITES WITH BIG FEET. 2% OFF ON CHICKS WITH MAKEUP ON THEIR TESTICLES. GIVE ME A RING, EDDIE. HA HA HA HA HA [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 28,2013 11:30am - STEAVE HARVEY ""] MUTHAFUCKIN PETRUS WAS SOOOOO DUMB, THAT MUTHAFUCKA SOLD HIS TRUCK FOR GAS MONEY! |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 29,2013 2:34pm - KATT WILLIAMS ""] PETRUS BE LIKE A MUTHAFUCKIN ARCADE GAME, KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN, GIVE THE NIGGA A QUARTER AND YOU CAN PLAY WITH THE JOYSTICK. HAAAAAAAAAM BURGER! |
| _________________________________________________ [Jan 29,2013 2:40pm - Pete "Airhorn" Schultz ""] KATT%20WILLIAMS said:PETRUS BE LIKE A MUTHAFUCKIN ARCADE GAME, KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN, GIVE THE NIGGA A QUARTER AND YOU CAN PLAY WITH THE JOYSTICK. HAAAAAAAAAM BURGER! [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 29,2013 2:51pm - Dude Hangs Dong ""] Petrus hung dong |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 30,2013 3:19pm - DL HUGELY ""] YO, PETRUS WAS SO STUPID HE PUT A PIECE OF PAPER ON THE TV WHEN HE WANTED TO WATCH A PAPERVIEW |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 4,2013 1:02pm - Nick DiPaulo ""] Petrus was so fucking old, the cocksucker took his drivers license test on a fucking T Rex. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 6,2013 4:20pm - PAUL REISER ""] PETRUS WAS SO POLISH, WHEN HE WAS DONE SUCKING A COCK HE WOULD SPIT OUT THE FEATHERS. |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 7,2013 12:34pm - Paula Poundstone ""] Petrus's corpse was actually found frozen to death at a drive in movie theatre. He told his boyfriend he was going to see "Closed For the Winter". |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 11,2013 1:18pm - CHARLEY MURPHY ""] YO YO YO, PETRUS WAS SO STUPID, NIGGA WENT TO THE ORTHODONTIST TO GET A BLUETOOTH HEADSET. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 11,2013 2:48pm - Paula Broadwell ""] Hi guys. Did you mention General Petraeus? Did I tell you yet that I am his private secretary? How about I hook you up with a free memo full of national secrets? I'm not having a mid-life crisis. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 11,2013 3:27pm - WAYNE BRADY ""] PETRUS WAS SO TALL, HE WAS A SINNER AND HE STILL REACHED HEAVEN! |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 12,2013 11:32am - BOB NEWHART ""] THIS IS MY COUSIN PETRUS. THIS IS MY OTHER COUSIN PETRUS. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 18,2013 4:37pm - JIM JEFFRIES ""] AY MATE, PETRUS WAS A CUNT. THAT CUNT COULDN'T GET ANY CUNT FROM A CUNT IF HIS LIFE DEPENDED ON GETTING SOME CUNT FROM A CUNTY CUNT, YOU BLEEDIN CUNTS. |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 5,2013 9:22am - THE IRON SHEIK ""] FUCK the petrus |
| _________________________________________________ [Jul 2,2014 1:30pm - RON "TATER SALAD" WHITE ""] WHY DID PETRUS CROSS THE ROAD? HE COULDN'T GET HIS DICK OUT OF THE CHICKEN! |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 3,2014 11:29am - Daily Insights ""] 23. We demand legal warfare on deliberate political mendacity and its dissemination in the press. To facilitate the creation of a German national press we demand: (a) that all editors of, and contributors to newspapers appearing in the German language must be members of the nation; (b) that no non-German newspapers may appear without the express permission of the State. They must not be printed in the German language; (c) that non-Germans shall be prohibited by law from participating financially in or influencing German newspapers, and that the penalty for contravening such a law shall be the suppression of any such newspaper, and the immediate deportation of the non-Germans involved. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 15,2015 9:09pm - Alexey Pazhyintov ""] [IMG]Image from http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2JhGoX_i6Qo/TFNLxPeR2BI/AAAAAAAACB0/0BbhiPDpVw0/s1600/petris.gif[/IMG] |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 15,2015 9:12pm - Alexey Pazhyintov ""] [img] |