The Top 10 worst movies you've ever seen in theaters.[views:24660][posts:78]________________________________ [Dec 17,2012 2:12pm - Burnsy ""] I thought the new Nightmare on Elm Street was trash. Saw that shit in lux level and got shitty though so zero-sum there. Uh... High Crimes with Morgan Freeman was abominable. I think that was the only time I left the theater in the middle of a movie. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 17,2012 2:23pm - full of falses ""] arilliusbm said:What's not to like about Coneheads?? Movie should have been made in the late 70's early 80's at the very least. Subway product placement in the movie, and no black conehead guy (garret morrision?). |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 17,2012 2:25pm - arilliusbm ""] Michelle Burke's ass in swimsuit > price of admission |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 17,2012 2:38pm - full of falses ""] Would you bang her while she is wearing the conehead? |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 17,2012 2:40pm - arilliusbm ""] No. I would use the senso-ring, noob. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 17,2012 2:43pm - full of falses ""] ya do that homo |
| ______________________________ [Dec 17,2012 3:17pm - Yeti ""] The Avengers. total shit. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 17,2012 8:14pm - Headbanging_Man ""] House Arrest Queen of the Damned Doom Star Wars: Phantom Menace The Cell |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 17,2012 8:19pm - arilliusbm ""] Yea, Doom was right up there as one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Hated that movie... yet I own it :\ |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 17,2012 8:42pm - Headbanging_Man ""] Maybe it'll grow on you haha... Forgot: Battlefield Earth So douchey... [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 17,2012 11:32pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] Ang Lee Hulk: I took my 8 year old nephew to see it, he wore his Hulk t-shirt, Wolverine sneakers and brought a Hulk action figure to the theater. After 45 minutes he loudly wondered "IS HE EVER GOING TO BE THE HULK?" and asked to leave. We obliged and he threw the action figure in the garbage on the way out of the theater. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 18,2012 6:24am - DestroyYouAlot ""] BobNOMAAMRooney said:Ang Lee Hulk: I took my 8 year old nephew to see it, he wore his Hulk t-shirt, Wolverine sneakers and brought a Hulk action figure to the theater. After 45 minutes he loudly wondered "IS HE EVER GOING TO BE THE HULK?" and asked to leave. We obliged and he threw the action figure in the garbage on the way out of the theater. This is the only review you need of this shitty movie. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 18,2012 8:26am - AndrewBastard ""] I rarely go to the movies...and I rarely went when i was younger so this is more a list of movies I remember seeing in the theaters. Romeo & Juliet (with Leo DiCaprio)....went on a date with Kim Aguiere. I actually really like this movie still to this day so....there's that. Nightmare Before Christmas: again on a date with Lauren Tompsen... meh. never been a big fan of these movies but it was kinda cool on the big screen Dirty Work: we drank beers in the theater and got kicked out about 20 minutes before it ended...still one of my fav comedy movies ever. Time Machine: Ok, i regret this one. movie sucks...but conceptually some of the scene where the dude passes out on the time machine lever and just shoots through time and the earth is changing around the machine are really cool. all 3 star wars special editions...only movies I've ever camped out to see opening night... not much else to say. cant think of anymore right now. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 18,2012 8:36am - concerned rttper ""] AndrewBastard said:I rarely go to the movies...and I rarely went when i was younger so this is more a list of movies I remember seeing in the theaters. Romeo & Juliet (with Leo DiCaprio)....went on a date with Kim Aguiere. I actually really like this movie still to this day so....there's that. Nightmare Before Christmas: again on a date with Lauren Tompsen... meh. never been a big fan of these movies but it was kinda cool on the big screen Dirty Work: we drank beers in the theater and got kicked out about 20 minutes before it ended...still one of my fav comedy movies ever. Time Machine: Ok, i regret this one. movie sucks...but conceptually some of the scene where the dude passes out on the time machine lever and just shoots through time and the earth is changing around the machine are really cool. all 3 star wars special editions...only movies I've ever camped out to see opening night... not much else to say. cant think of anymore right now. I wonder, is it possible that you are using these women as a safety blanket to go see these fag movies that you mentioned, with the exception of Dirty Work. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 18,2012 8:40am - AndrewBastard ""] i was using these women as a pin cushion for my penis...actually thats not true in the case of Nightmare Before Christmas cause I was like 11 years old or some shit when that came out we're talking 1993 and 1996 |
| __________________________________ [Dec 18,2012 9:29am - posbleak ""] The guy I dated in high school had the shittiest taste in movies ever: Lost In Space, Armageddon, Godzilla (the American one), Doctor Fucking Doolittle, Krippendorf's Tribe, Phantom Menace Doom, that was another shitty date The Last House On The Left remake, why was this even made? The Room - was funny when the MST3K guys were providing the jokes in my living room instead of the troll woman behind me screaming it in my ear at the Coolidge |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 18,2012 10:49am - trioxin245 ""] The only three movies Ive ever walked out of were Speed 2, star wars attack of the clones and Matrix Reloaded. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 18,2012 10:50am - AndrewBastard ""] you liked Speed 1 enough to go see Speed 2 in theaters? |
| _______________________________ [Dec 18,2012 10:54am - BSV ""] Star Wars Phantom Menace, Batman & Robin, Semi-Pro, 8 Crazy Nights, Mr. Deeds. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 18,2012 10:57am - Alx_Casket ""] posbleak said:The Room - was funny when the MST3K guys were providing the jokes in my living room instead of the troll woman behind me screaming it in my ear at the Coolidge Or the guy next to me who kept yelling BECAUSE YOU'RE A WOMAN! the whole time. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 18,2012 11:00am - joeyvsdavidlopan ""] Blades Of Glory and The Aqua Teen Movie. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 18,2012 12:37pm - Joe Bonanno ""] posbleak said:The guy I dated in high school had the shittiest taste in movies ever: Lost In Space, Armageddon, Godzilla (the American one), Doctor Fucking Doolittle, Krippendorf's Tribe, Phantom Menace hahahaha that's so american |
| __________________________________ [Dec 18,2012 3:31pm - posbleak ""] Alx_Casket said: posbleak said:The Room - was funny when the MST3K guys were providing the jokes in my living room instead of the troll woman behind me screaming it in my ear at the Coolidge Or the guy next to me who kept yelling BECAUSE YOU'RE A WOMAN! the whole time. I found spoons in my purse like a week later |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 18,2012 3:45pm - Alx_Casket ""] That was the first and last time I ever felt sorry for Wren. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 18,2012 4:59pm - Randy_Marsh ""] The Room is a fantastic movie though. its so retarded. I have a signed copy. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 18,2012 5:15pm - shutup fagget ""] Randy_Marsh said:The Room is a fantastic movie though. its so retarded. I have a signed copy. shutup fagget |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 18,2012 11:08pm - Garth Algar ""] joeyvsdavidlopan said: The Aqua Teen Movie. Good call. A terrible piece of shit. I was so disappoint. |