When cloning goes wrong.[views:12206][posts:75]_______________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 1:06pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] http://www.dnaco.net/~vogelke/pictures/when-cloning-goes-wrong/ Somehow, no owlbears. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 1:38pm - the_reverend ""] seem most of them before. no one under the age of 28 knows what and owlbear is. [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 1:43pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] My favorite grudge monster of all time. Nothing puts an uppity party back in their place like an owlbear or ten. |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 2:04pm - Fuck_Logging_In_NLI ""] I was hoping for a half-bear, half-pig, half-man hybrid. sadly I was let down. :-( |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 2:19pm - the_reverend ""] that's 150%! |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 3:00pm - DreamingInExile ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 3:05pm - SacreligionNLI ""] an owlbear is no beholder, though |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 3:12pm - RichHorrorNLI ""] I wanna use a spell. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 4:03pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] "Do you have any Mountain Dew?" |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 4:04pm - RichHorrorNLI ""] I use my Hackmaster +12 on them. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 4:04pm - the_reverend ""] for like he 8th time dya, tripod means no remote links. anyone that know nothing about d&d will always bring up a beholder. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 4:05pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] LOL I never should've let you get that thing. Where's a rust monster when you need one? |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 4:05pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] the_reverend said:for like he 8th time dya, tripod means no remote links. anyone that know nothing about d&d will always bring up a beholder. I'll make sure to remember that whilst posting as my top-secret alter ego, DreamingInExile. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 4:06pm - RichHorrorNLI ""] Wait a minute... this dungeon... it's your house, isn't it? |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 4:08pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] DestroyYouAlot said:LOL I never should've let you get that thing. Where's a rust monster when you need one? Oh, wait, here comes one. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 4:09pm - A RUST MONSTER ""] [img] I CAN HAS HAKMASTUR? OM NOM NOM NOM |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 4:09pm - RichHorrorNLI ""] Quoting your own post... you're like the Eddie Murphy of RPG humor. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 4:11pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I had to get things back on track after the Rev was done besmirching my hotlinking skillz based on the merits of someone else's post. The big meanie. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 4:12pm - RichHorrorNLI ""] You beautiful whore. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 4:15pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I just want to make it known here that I'm listening to Mortiis as I post this. In case you were worried that I was engaging in some slightly less-nerdy pasttime. Rich, you're now the proud owner of a Hackmaster hilt. But it's still +12. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 4:31pm - the_reverend ""] I cast fapfapfap detection + 5 BEFORE we started. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 5:26pm - SacreligionNLI ""] the_reverend said:anyone that know nothing about d&d will always bring up a beholder. it'll still fuck you up though! and i figured that someone who knew nothing about D&D would mention dragons...just sayin |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 5:39pm - SacreligionNLI ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 7:31pm - swamplorddvm ""] I wish some of those were real. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 10:50pm - GUESS WHO? ""] KNOCK KNOCK |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 10:54pm - SacreligionNLI ""] WHO IS IT?! |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 10:56pm - A BULETTE ""] [img] HAI GUYZ |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 10:57pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Ok, guys, roll for surprise! |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 10:57pm - SacreligionNLI ""] 1 |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 11:37pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Ouch - sucks to be you. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 11:37pm - A BULETTE ""] OM NOM NOM NOM *URP* |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 4,2008 11:39pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] You lose at D&D. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 5,2008 12:15am - demondave ""] My owlbear will fuck up your Gator Bird [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 5,2008 12:52am - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 5,2008 6:19am - SacreligionNLI ""] DestroyYouAlot said:You lose at D&D. the dice don't like me |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 5,2008 9:06am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Ok, guys, new characters. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 5,2008 11:40am - largefreakatzero ""] Someone needs to post that band photo of 13 Winters in this thread. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 5,2008 12:38pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I'll do you one better. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 5,2008 12:42pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 5,2008 12:44pm - the_reverend ""] no pots and pans robots? fail |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 5,2008 12:46pm - the_reverend ""] I'm rolling you up a D&D character, rolling a 2d4 for all your stats and calling him Admiral Failure von Failington III. you will be a sailor. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 5,2008 12:54pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Helloooooo, thailor! |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 6,2008 12:19am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Ok, you're in a 10' wide, 30' hall; there's a door at the end. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 6,2008 12:19am - DestroyYouAlot ""] WHAT DO YO DO?!? |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 6,2008 11:51am - SacreligionNLI ""] How well lit is it? I use my rogue-class thieving skills to look for any traps and cautiously investigate the door. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 6,2008 12:09pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] It's lit by an Itty-Bitty Book Lamp. The door appears trapped - someone has thoughtfully balanced a bucket labeled "SULFURIC ACID LOL" on top of it. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 6,2008 12:21pm - SacreligionNLI ""] I use my longsword to try to "thread" it through the handle all clumsy like from hot shots!: part deux |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 6,2008 12:48pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] You tip the bucket over on yourself, and are rewarded with a shower of confetti made from finely-chopped Listerine breath strips. You now smell minty fresh. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 6,2008 1:15pm - SacreligionNLI ""] it DID bring the LOLz! |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 6,2008 1:26pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Ok, what next? *rolls multiple dice menacingly for effect* |