Watchmaker invades Lowell - April 29th[views:20680][posts:74]___________________________________ [Apr 1,2005 11:00am - pessimist ""] Friday April 29th Club Fuel in Lowell, MA [img] This place is 19+ so all of you "woe is me, i won't be 21 for another year" kids should come down to Lowell. If anyone needs directions, e-mail me. theabhorred@yahoo.com and now to rip off Alex's idea... (Edit: Apparently I should leave these ideas to Alex. The Watchmaker and Dissector tracks need to be copied and pasted into your Windows Media Player or whatever you have. At least they do on mine...) SONGS FROM THE BANDS (in case you've been living under a rock): Watchmaker: Maddening Assault: http://www.watchmaker666.com/downloads/killeveryone/maddeningassault.mp3 Nuked to Ashes (live): http://www.watchmaker666.com/downloads/live/Track10.mp3 Abhorred: http://www.myspace.com/abhorred just go there. it will explain everything... Witch Tomb: Skinned: http://bestialonslaught.com/Witch_Tomb-Skinned.mp3 Seal of Bathin: http://bestialonslaught.com/Witch_Tomb-Seal_Of_Bathin.mp3 The Old Men have nothing recorded so just bitch to Jeff about that Dissector Zombies Raped Your Girlfriend: http://www.hxcmp3.com/play.php?band_id=22403&song_id=51227&mode=song_hifi It Came From the Nutsack: http://www.hxcmp3.com/play.php?band_id=22403&song_id=51229&mode=song_hifi |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 1,2005 11:44am - Joe/NotCommon ""] Post it on the relapse board, faggots from this board don't go to shows. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 1,2005 11:46am - paganmegan ""] Joe, you're too negative |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 1,2005 11:49am - Joe/NotCommon ""] No I am not. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 1,2005 1:49pm - pessimist ""] yes but you get shit on by faggots on the relapse board for not following the 500 post rule. gay. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 1,2005 1:50pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] I will post it then. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 1,2005 1:51pm - metalmatt666 ""] why is it 19+ |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 1,2005 1:51pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] because 18 year olds in lowell arent allowed to smoke crack |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 1,2005 2:41pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] This show makes my penis rock hard. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 1,2005 2:52pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] BobNOMAAMRooney said:This show makes my penis rock hard. pics please |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 1,2005 3:02pm - KeithMutiny ""] this is what i think of Lowell.... [img] but ill prolly go anyway...:doublehorns: |
| _________________________________ [Apr 1,2005 3:04pm - SuperFly ""] I was born in that shitty town |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 1,2005 3:05pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] SuperFly said:I was born in that shitty town Everything makes sense now. :thescream: |
| __________________________________ [Apr 1,2005 3:25pm - Dissector ""] This show is gonna be killer. I love playing with new bands. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 1,2005 4:20pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] Finally, Watchmaker and Dissector together! |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 1,2005 5:17pm - lady_czerach ""] Dammit, I wanna go! |
| _____________________________ [Apr 1,2005 6:51pm - Blue ""] dude, too many good shows this night. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 1,2005 6:53pm - KeithMutiny ""] Blue said:dude, too many good shows this night. i made a thread about it already, haha |
| _________________________________ [Apr 1,2005 8:17pm - Bradness ""] pessimist said:yes but you get shit on by faggots on the relapse board for not following the 500 post rule. gay. fuck those internet Nazi's you guys are good enough to break the rules! |
| _____________________________ [Apr 1,2005 8:22pm - Mary ""] Way to rip off the Dismember logo. |
| ____________________________________________ [Apr 1,2005 8:27pm - CongoogetalZobotomy ""] great, watchmaker and dissector play a show together and i can't go.. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 1,2005 10:31pm - Dissector ""] Mary said:Way to rip off the Dismember logo. Thank you. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 1,2005 10:37pm - PatMeebles ""] People on relapse love watchmaker. The 500 post rule was only "enacted" because people would make accounts for the sole purpose of posting once advertising their shitty local band no one ever heard of. Bands like Watchmaker deserve attention, reglardless of the post count. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 2,2005 12:32pm - Dissector ""] bump |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 2,2005 1:50pm - killerkadoogan ""] CongoogetalZobotomy said:great, watchmaker and dissector play a show together and i can't go.. we did it on purpose so that you wouldnt be able to break any more of my guitars. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 2,2005 3:19pm - pessimist ""] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
| __________________________________ [Apr 6,2005 5:23pm - pessimist ""] page 6? how do you live with yourselves? |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 6,2005 6:18pm - killerkadoogan ""] well if you wouldnt be such an asshole and book shows on the same day as other shows who's draws wont really be affected all that much, then maybe people would talk about this show |
| _______________________________________________ [Apr 6,2005 6:34pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] you should still play the Library show it gets over early and people could still go to other shows Ha ! |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 6,2005 9:44pm - BestialOnslaught ""] This is gonna rule so much. You should either come over and hook me up with a bunch of fliers, or mail em to me John. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 6,2005 9:47pm - Dissector ""] Our bassist has been handing out flyers places. |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 7,2005 11:54am - BestialOnslaught ""] Here's a slightly better sized one for web purposes (Myspace bulletins, etc.) [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 7,2005 7:04pm - BestialOnslaught ""] Hey dude, the flier's wrong, according to the Club Fuel site... It says doors at 8:30 and $7 cover. http://www.lowellrocks.com/venue_listings.asp?Venue=92 |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 8,2005 5:16pm - BestialOnslaught ""] John... Call the venue and find out what's up w/that, yo! |
| __________________________________ [Apr 8,2005 5:28pm - pessimist ""] ok sweet. i didn't have all that yet when brian made the flyers. It was sort of a ballpark guess. So it says: 19+ = $10 cover 21+ = $7 cover doors at 8:30 now you are warned |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 8,2005 7:58pm - BestialOnslaught ""] Damn, that's pricey. Get Brian to redo it! Haha... |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 9,2005 1:13pm - BestialOnslaught ""] uppity |
| __________________________________ [Apr 9,2005 3:03pm - pessimist ""] yeah, but the club is pretty cool. Good sound system, hot bartenders. Joe can vouch for that. When we were there, the bartenders were 10x the girls at Coyote Ugly... |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 9,2005 3:57pm - BestialOnslaught ""] Did you call Mr. Mom about revising the flier? Or would it be easier for me to do it? |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 10,2005 12:33pm - pessimist ""] no, he's changing it. should be done today or tomorrow... |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 13,2005 5:35pm - pessimist ""] i have the new flyer. it looks much like the old flyer... |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 13,2005 6:25pm - BestialOnslaught ""] Post it! |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 15,2005 6:37pm - pessimist ""] i don't feel like shrinking it down. but here's a link to the full size one. So that you can all help with flyering. riiiiiiiight... |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 15,2005 6:47pm - pessimist ""] allright, now lets try someone who's not a complete retard http://www.geocities.com/theabhorred/harpy.jpg |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 20,2005 5:27pm - pessimist ""] i plan on hanging these flyers up in downtown lowell, only to watch them get ripped down by the homeless for use as toilet paper |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 20,2005 8:22pm - RichHorror ""] I can't wait for this. I haven't seen Abhorred and Dissector in forever and have been waiting forever to see Watchmaker and Witch Tomb. I'll also be passing out the new IWEIPH demo and stickers to whoever will have them at the show. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 20,2005 9:10pm - Dissector ""] I want stickers and demo. I can't get off work that day. I get out at 6:45, I should be able to make it, what time do we go on? |
| _______________________________ [Apr 20,2005 9:32pm - sever ""] Watchmaker is fucking insane. But... "woe is me, I won't be 19 for another 4 years". haha what the fuck. |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 20,2005 9:34pm - BestialOnslaught ""] The 19+ thing is fucking dumb for shows that are definitely not going to sell out... |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 20,2005 10:31pm - RichHorror ""] 19+ is weird. Why not just 18+? Does this place ever do all ages? |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 21,2005 10:09pm - Dissector ""] bump for my question |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 21,2005 10:15pm - killerkadoogan ""] hopefully i will remember to ask john tomorrow and one of us will let you know. as for the 19 plus thing, "no high school drama" |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 21,2005 10:36pm - RichHorror ""] Ah, makes sense. Get back to me about the June 10th show, fuckbag. |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 21,2005 10:41pm - killerkadoogan ""] if i wasnt such a forgetful bastard i would have already asked everybody and gotten back to you, but.... |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 21,2005 10:43pm - RichHorror ""] That's it, I'm strangling the puppy. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 6:09pm - pessimist ""] Dissector said:I want stickers and demo. I can't get off work that day. I get out at 6:45, I should be able to make it, what time do we go on? i'd say 8:30 or 9. I'll let you definantly soon... |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 23,2005 6:39pm - strep_cunt ""] bump for orgy trip |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 24,2005 12:34pm - pessimist ""] i got an e-mail today saying that the owner cancelled this show. no reason was given. i left a message for the booking guy so hopefully he calls me back today so i can figure this shit out. He said he is trying to get Evo's (which is right down the street) for the same date. I'll let you know as soon as i know.... |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 24,2005 12:37pm - Dissector ""] What the fuuuuck |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 24,2005 2:36pm - Strep_Cunt ""] fuck. if you could, mail me at cryostasium@gmail.com as soon as you know what's up. I hate Evo's. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 25,2005 9:51pm - Dissector ""] Anything? |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 25,2005 10:14pm - infoterror ""] PLEASE POST MORE POOP PICTURES (HOT) |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 25,2005 10:25pm - pessimist ""] i talked to the booking guy today. he said the show was cancelled because the owner is mad that not enough people have been coming to the shows he's been booking. I think he may not work there anymore. anyway, evo's is booked for friday, so my last course of action is to talk to the owner himself and politely tell him how unprofessional it is to cancel a show 5 days before its supposed to happen. I went there today but he wasn't in. I left a message with the bartender guy to have him call me. He hasn't called back, so I will go there again tomorrow after work. I'd say there is a 95% chance of cancellation here, but i figure i can give it a shot by talking to the owner. I'll let everyone know tomorrow... FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 25,2005 10:26pm - Bradness ""] eat 2 cans of spinach and he'll most definetly reconsider!! |
| _______________________________________________ [Apr 25,2005 10:28pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 25,2005 10:40pm - Dissector ""] Fuckshit! This show was so bad ass. The only band on here we've ever played with is Abhorred I was really looking forward to palying with all thee new bands for us. Fuuuck! |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 26,2005 2:11am - BestialOnslaught ""] Fucking hell... |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 26,2005 10:04pm - KillerKadoogan ""] so john tried to go and talk to the owner again, the owner wasnt there, john was told he would hear back from him by 5:30 today, and still no call at the moment. he'll have a final answer by 5:00 tomorrow. it aint lookin pretty though. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 26,2005 10:12pm - Dissector ""] Aw fuck. Think it can be reschedualed and moved to another place? |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 26,2005 10:19pm - RichHorror ""] It's probably too close to the date to reschedule. I'm sure everywhere else already has something going on for a friday night. Such bullshit. |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 26,2005 10:20pm - KillerKadoogan ""] more than likely not, but i really dont know the whole of the situation. john will cover all the bases with you guys and everyone else tomorrow, i'm sure |
| _________________________________________________ [Apr 26,2005 10:40pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] not to be an ass but you can come hang out with at the Library show if nothing pulls together ! |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 27,2005 5:44pm - pessimist ""] FUCK ME, After getting no help from the booking guy and no call back after 5 tries from the owner, i give up trying to get this show back on. Especially where it is Wednesday and the show is Friday. I tried to move it to Evo's but they are booked. Basically the only answer i got for the show being cancelled is that the booking guy's shows weren't drawing well enough to appease the owner, and he isn't booking there anymore. This apparently was the only show that he had left on the calendar, and the owner decided that instead of letting the show go on and getting people into the club (between Watchmaker's draw and the chelmsford/lowell townies that would have come, not to mention all the flyers i handed out, this show could have easily drawn 75-100 people), he would just close the club instead. I feel bad for the people i gave to flyers to at Kreator, Cryptopsy and other places who don't check this board that will show up anyway. But it will be ironic when he sees all the people that show up to the show that he cancelled because "not enough people would show up". Sorry to everyone who was playing/coming to this show. Apparently I should leave the show booking to others... |
| ______________________________ [Apr 27,2005 5:57pm - BSV ""] Appease, nice choice of words. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 28,2005 5:24pm - pessimist ""] when i get angry, i speak eloquently |