guys i need to pass a quick-cup drug test[views:15576][posts:73]_________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 10:28am - reimroc ""] Not a lab test so I figure its easier to beat. Its on of those home drug tests you can buy at CVS. Anyone have any experience with these? What do you recommend I should do to pass it? I hear just flushing will beat these quick cups every time no matter how dirty you are. Thanks for the help. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 10:37am - mikeofdecrepitude ""] Is someone watching you piss while you do it or? If you piss just a minute amount into it and dilute the rest with hot water, so that it gives it just enough urine color, you're set. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 10:37am - The_Rooster ""] Are you the one buying the test? Will you be doing it at home without someone watching? If the answer to the above questions is yes, than the answer is easy... Have a non-pot-smoker piss for you. Otherwise, maybe just drink a SHITLOAD of H2O in hopes that it will travel through your system quickly enough and you'll end up just pissing clean water. I've heard this works, but don't have any personal experience. I know there are solutions out there that you can drink, but if you go that route, read up on them, because some piss tests can pick up on that. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 10:39am - reimroc ""] mikeofdecrepitude said:Is someone watching you piss while you do it or? If you piss just a minute amount into it and dilute the rest with hot water, so that it gives it just enough urine color, you're set. no i can piss in peace BUT the person administering the test will be standing outside listening for the flushing of the toilet or the running of the faucet. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 10:39am - mikeofdecrepitude ""] GNC also sells those detox drinks, I know people who've used them and they work. I think you have to drink them a couple of hours before the test though. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 10:41am - reimroc ""] this test isn't to test for THC. its to test for opiates. yes opiates get out of your system quicker but i've used basically every day for the past two weeks and i know if i do nothing i will fail if i get tested tonight or tomorrow. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 10:42am - mikeofdecrepitude ""] This is a scumbag move but if you have a kid (that isn't a teenager on drugs) or a sxe friend, have them piss in something like a plastic pouch for you and pour it into the cup. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 10:43am - SkinSandwich ""] reimroc said:this test isn't to test for THC. its to test for opiates. yes opiates get out of your system quicker but i've used basically every day for the past two weeks and i know if i do nothing i will fail if i get tested tonight or tomorrow. Hook a brother up with some opiates!! |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 10:43am - The_Rooster ""] You should probably stop using opiates. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 7,2009 10:44am - Yeti ""] The_Rooster said:Otherwise, maybe just drink a SHITLOAD of H2O in hopes that it will travel through your system quickly enough and you'll end up just pissing clean water. I've heard this works, but don't have any personal experience. it does work, i've witnessed it. this dude had to take a piss test for court and i would smoke with him the night before, he would drink water to the point of a toxic level, and pass every time. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 10:44am - mikeofdecrepitude ""] Yeah, but who wants to go that route? |
| _________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 10:44am - reimroc ""] i don't have a kid i AM the kid on drugs(well im 22 but i act like i'm 12 sometimes haha) and i need to beat my parent's drug test otherwise i am homeless. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 10:44am - mikeofdecrepitude ""] ^ responding to rooster |
| _________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 10:46am - reimroc ""] i'm thinking i can also go to headlines in nashua and hopefully be able to buy fake urine. that is if they sell it. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 10:47am - mikeofdecrepitude ""] This just reminded me of Abscesses Urine Junkies. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 10:51am - mikeofdecrepitude ""] Sucks you can't get high without the hassle, man. I've never had to do any of the above mentioned, not even a piss test for a job. Good luck, and if you're doing opiates on the reg, ease up! |
| _________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 10:53am - reimroc ""] i guess other than flushing my only option is to find a headshop in mass/new hampshire and buy fake piss. i have no clue where any head shops are and if they do or don't. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 10:53am - reimroc ""] where jimbo when you need him with his urban shaman knowledge. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 10:54am - mikeofdecrepitude ""] It's sketchy but do you have any friends not on drugs that are willing to accept money for their piss? Your money is as green as everyone elses. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 10:56am - XmikeX ""] I'll sell you some straightedge urine cheap. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 11:02am - SacInDartmouth ""] Get some fruit pectin, mix in a pouch with a huge bottle of gatorade and chug it 2 to 3 hours before your test. Fill up the gatorade bottle with water once or twice and drink that until your test. About an hour and a half before take some B vitamins or a complex B&C combination to get some yellow back. Worked fine for me and cost like $7. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 11:05am - Greeny ""] I don't do drugs. You shouldn't either or you wouldn't have to worry about that |
| _________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 11:05am - reimroc ""] where the hell do i find fruit pectin? |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 11:07am - SacInDartmouth ""] any grocery store. it's used to make jello and shit. from what i understand it bonds to fatty cells and envelopes them. THC gets metabolized out if your body in fat cells so the pectin helps mask them from a quick cup test. Mine may have even been a lab test and I still passed. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 11:08am - reimroc ""] this test isn't to find THC though. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 11:08am - mikeofdecrepitude ""] Greeny said:I don't do drugs. You shouldn't either LOL Fascist. |
| _____________________________ [Aug 7,2009 11:09am - GUY ""] reimroc said:where the hell do i find fruit pectin? whole foods will have it..i work there i know |
| _________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 11:10am - reimroc ""] i will try that but in all honesty i will feel the most safe going to a head shop and buying fake piss. anyone know of one in mass/nh that sells that stuff? |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 11:10am - SacInDartmouth ""] reimroc said:this test isn't to find THC though. What's it for? And when was the last time you indulged? |
| _________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 11:13am - reimroc ""] opiates and this morning before work. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 11:14am - SacInDartmouth ""] hahahahahahaha. drink water til you're blind man. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 11:17am - xitsdoomsdayx ""] cranberryjuce and about a gallon of water you should be set |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 11:17am - SacInDartmouth ""] Do you a have a script for vicodin or anything? You could fuck yourself up and go to the hospital complaining about pain. Even if they give you a bottle of like 20 it'd be enough to explain why opiates in your system and they couldn't give you shit for it. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 11:17am - reimroc ""] hahaha just wanted to make sure that would actually work. like i said i've used every day for the past two weeks so if i do nothing i would definitely fail if tested tonight or tomorrow. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 11:18am - SacInDartmouth ""] xitsdoomsdayx said:cranberryjuce and about a gallon of water you should be set people only use cranberry juice because it's a diuretic. it has no difference from H20 in that aspect. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 11:22am - reimroc ""] SacInDartmouth said:Do you a have a script for vicodin or anything? You could fuck yourself up and go to the hospital complaining about pain. Even if they give you a bottle of like 20 it'd be enough to explain why opiates in your system and they couldn't give you shit for it. no. i don't. i use heroin, a drug my parents weren't exactly happy about when they found a couple needles in my room a month ago. like i stated in another thread i was clean for a good two years until i relapsed and got caught. hence why i'm getting not-so-randmly tested and hence why i made this thread. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 11:33am - reimroc ""] i guess you can call me a "functioning addict" as i was able to keep my nice administration career at my exchange hosting company during my relapse and the past two weeks. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 1:13pm - C.dEAd ""] Pee a slight amount into the cup and fill the rest with toilet water. Worked for a friend of mine. Good luck. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 1:23pm - boarcorpsejimbo ""] 1.) (if you can afford it, and you REALLY don't wanna fail) go to buried treasures on Haviland st. right by berklee downtown boston. They sell a drink called VALE that i used every week for a long time, and never stopped smoking... it works great. 2.) (if you don't wanna spend money) This sounds crazy, but if you drink enough water before hand, your piss dillutes so much that you can't detect anything in it. With a lab test this method comes back "inconclusive" and usually just buys you a day or two to get a drink (see option 1) but with a storebought test it will work every time. Make sure you start drinking water heavily a couple hours before so that you can piss a couple times.... i know this sounds too simple to be true, but i guarantee it works. *Just so you know to take me seriously, i've had upwards of 100 drug tests in my life, and only failed the ones that i didn't use one of these methods for. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 1:25pm - boarcorpsejimbo ""] the toilet water is a bad idea, most of those tests have thermometers on them, and they'll be able to tell if it's not warm enough. One of the places i was tested at even watched you pee in the cup, and then held it in their hands to make sure it felt warm enough. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 1:34pm - reimroc ""] boarcorpsejimbo said:1.) (if you can afford it, and you REALLY don't wanna fail) go to buried treasures on Haviland st. right by berklee downtown boston. They sell a drink called VALE that i used every week for a long time, and never stopped smoking... it works great. 2.) (if you don't wanna spend money) This sounds crazy, but if you drink enough water before hand, your piss dillutes so much that you can't detect anything in it. With a lab test this method comes back "inconclusive" and usually just buys you a day or two to get a drink (see option 1) but with a storebought test it will work every time. Make sure you start drinking water heavily a couple hours before so that you can piss a couple times.... i know this sounds too simple to be true, but i guarantee it works. *Just so you know to take me seriously, i've had upwards of 100 drug tests in my life, and only failed the ones that i didn't use one of these methods for. Thanks jimbo. I've had 100 drug tests too while i was on probation/drug court for 2 years. those were lab tests and anyone who tried to beat them always got caught. Yea like i said this is one of those "first check home drug tests" that you can buy at any drug store. I heard these can be beat fairly easily i just had no clue how much water and for how long i need to flush for. right now i am pissing pretty much clear and pissing about every 20 minutes or so. i don't know if thats the right area or i need to be pissing every 5 minutes or what. lol i don't even know if pissing every 5 minutes is possible. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 2:30pm - boarcorpsejimbo ""] If you're drinking that much water, you should be fine. But if you wanna be sure, just get the drink i mentioned. Just so you know, you can't totally flush yourself out with water. Most of the drugs you would be tested for are stored in your fat cells. The reason the water works is because you dillute your piss at that time, not so much that you flush yourself out. Even those crazy 48 hour teas don't really "flush" you out, they really just cover up what's in you. (through high levels of creatine and other stuff) So as long as you're drinking a shit load of water at the time of your test, and you've pissed at least a couple times in the 20min before that, you should be fine. Just think about it like this, the more water you drink, the lower the percentage of drugs in your pee. But later when you stop drinking so much water, it will go back up again. So just make sure you dillute the hell outta it the day of. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 2:45pm - reimroc ""] yea i hear ya. its opiates they're looking for so i should be good even though i have used every day for the past two weeks. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 2:46pm - mikeofdecrepitude ""] reimroc, I also recommend getting a steady job and moving out. Problem solved. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 2:50pm - arilliusbm ""] drink lots of water and eat lotsa asparagus |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 3:00pm - boarcorpsejimbo ""] mikeofdecrepitude said:reimroc, I also recommend getting a steady job and moving out. Problem solved. true... not really the nicest way to put it, but true. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 3:30pm - mikeofdecrepitude ""] Life isn't nice, and I think reimroc gets that loud and clear. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 3:32pm - boarcorpsejimbo ""] I agree. I wasn't even saying that i wouldn't put it that way. I was more or less saying what your last post did. ( post by mikeofdecrepitude at Aug 7,2009 3:30pm Life isn't nice, and I think reimroc gets that loud and clear. ) |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 3:37pm - mikeofdecrepitude ""] Yeah, I mean this dude is booting up, so he's already in a rough spot. The throes of addiction are extremely hard to overcome. The harsh reality of existence is staring him right in the face, and it sucks because when you cross that line, you know you can only blame yourself. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 3:39pm - dertoxia ""] boarcorpsejimbo said:the more water you drink, the lower the percentage of drugs in your pee. simple and to the point...this should be the catch-all answer whenever one of these threads pops up |
| _________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 3:57pm - moe nli ""] boarcorpsejimbo said: mikeofdecrepitude said:reimroc, I also recommend getting a steady job and moving out AND GETTING THE CHRIST OFF HEROIN. Problem solved. true... not really the nicest way to put it, but true. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 6:30pm - drug test passer ""] I don't know if someone already posted this but it's easy and it works. I had to pass a drug test for my job and I smoked two days before I took it. All I did was drink tons of water and piss a lot. But you have to take multi vitamins so your piss is yellow. I took 2.5 of the big ones in the few hours before the test. Make sure you piss a ton and piss a little before you piss in the cup. |
| ____________________________ [Aug 7,2009 7:50pm - GUY ""] patiently waiting for results |
| ________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 9:14pm - reimroc ""] well i passed. the second line came up a bit faded which means its a pass. how the test works is that theres one line under each of the drugs being tested if the second line shows up either bold or slightly faded its a pass, if it doesn't show up then its a fail. so i passed. pissed myself silly all day to be safe. |
| ____________________________ [Aug 7,2009 9:52pm - GUY ""] kid ya got get off the junk man, its bad news.....try your best for all the people who love you |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 10:07pm - xanonymousx ""] dude, do what you want, but my cousin ODed on this shit in October he was 28. Get help, even if you don't want too, just do it man. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 10:26pm - MillenialKingdom ""] Drugs are bad, mmmk? |
| _______________________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 10:42pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] what would Wilford Brimley do? |
| _______________________________ [Aug 7,2009 10:57pm - Hoser ""] How about you just stop being a doped up loser and live a clean life? I've been doing it forever and I pass every time. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 11:02pm - arilliusbm ""] [img] [img] [img] [img] |
| _________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 11:03pm - reimroc ""] Hoser said:How about you just stop being a doped up loser and live a clean life? I've been doing it forever and I pass every time. Because part of me enjoys being a functioning addict. The other part knows it can't stay that way forever. I've been sober for a good amount of time in the past like i said earlier in this thread. I know I can do it again. Its just beyond difficult to pull yourself up after you slip and have a relapse. Especially when you run with it. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 7,2009 11:06pm - Hoser ""] I was just trying to get a rise out of you and I failed miserably. Seriously, good luck man. I have never done any of that shit, but I have friends that do...wish I had some better advice. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 11:09pm - reimroc ""] mikeofdecrepitude said:reimroc, I also recommend getting a steady job and moving out. Problem solved. Oh and I have a steady job. Been in my career as a database administrator for a little over a year at an exchange hosting company. Luckily after my relapse I continued to be a "functioning addict" and didn't do anything to fuck that job up. I've actually been able to keep my use a secret to everyone I know except for my family who immediately knew i relapsed a couple days after it happened. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 11:10pm - reimroc ""] Hoser said:I was just trying to get a rise out of you and I failed miserably. Seriously, good luck man. I have never done any of that shit, but I have friends that do...wish I had some better advice. Calling me a drugged up loser isn't going to make me get clean again lol. I appreciate you tying but in the end its up to me to light a fire under my ass and get sober again. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 7,2009 11:23pm - reimroc ""] I will get clean again. I need to get myself over that fence. Looking back my life wasn't more fantastic when I was clean and sober for two year but as a person and a being I felt amazing. I do want that again. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 8,2009 1:00am - Pires ""] reimroc said:I will get clean again. I need to get myself over that fence. Looking back my life wasn't more fantastic when I was clean and sober for two year but as a person and a being I felt amazing. I do want that again. you have to do it for yourself, first and foremost. And then your family. As shitty as that sounds, if you don't fully want help, it wont work. I know you want to be clean because you said it and it's easier said than done, but it is worth it. You've already got a good job and you shouldn't let drug use get in the way. Plus, you don't want to lose your family over this shit. Look how close you were just now because of smack. Good luck man. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 8,2009 1:14am - Archaeon ""] DO METH OR YOURE A PUSSY |
| ______________________________ [Aug 8,2009 6:10am - sever ""] POST INSENSITIVE REPLIES ON INTERNET MESSAGE BOARDS TO ENLARGE YOUR E-PENIS OR YOURE A PUSSY |
| ________________________________ [Aug 8,2009 9:07am - sxealex ""] DO A GAY LITTLE DANCE OR YOU'RE A FAGGOT |
| _________________________________ [Aug 8,2009 11:31am - reimroc ""] *GAY LITTLE DANCE* |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 8,2009 11:37am - neverpurified ""] IllinoisEnemaBradness said:what would Wilford Brimley do? he'd check his blood sugar.... he'd check it often |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 8,2009 1:28pm - SkinSandwich ""] I am on 80 mgs of Oxycontin right now. i think I will run around and clean absolutely every nick and cranny of my house, yeah baby!!! |
| ________________________________ [Aug 8,2009 1:31pm - reimroc ""] you do that skin, you do that. =P |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 8,2009 1:35pm - SkinSandwich ""] The dust bunnies think they can hide but I have the contin vision on my nilla!!!!! |