drum machine grind is gay[views:6734][posts:69]___________________________________________ [Nov 7,2007 10:28pm - eric militianary ""] that is all |
| ______________________________ [Nov 7,2007 10:33pm - Lamp ""] Agreed. |
| ________________________________ [Nov 7,2007 10:38pm - INFECT ""] oversimplification indeed there is alot of crap within this genre, because like drum machine black metal, any idiot thinks he can do it in his moms basement HOWEVER theres a few bands that do it right check out: catasexual urge motivation / vampiric motives misogynist pussyslasher the secret life decomposing serenity microphallus lymphatic phlegm then tell me if youre singing the same tune... |
| ______________________________ [Nov 7,2007 10:39pm - Lamp ""] The only one of those bands I've heard is Lympathic Phlegm and I thought they sucked a thousand rancid assholes. |
| _________________________________ [Nov 7,2007 10:44pm - phillip ""] Fuck...I'm Dead 'nuf said |
| ________________________________ [Nov 7,2007 11:05pm - Ryan_M ""] I never liked drum machine grind because: Number one, I get annoyed by blastbeats in general and drum machine blastbeats sound really fucking annoying. Number two, the mentality behind these "bands" seems to be that faster = better, which is just not true at all. "Dood, we're so fuckin fast dood, because we use a drum machine - its fuckin br00tal yo!" Whatever. Number three is that most of these "bands" are basically losers who don't feel like putting the effort into writing/playing decent music so they half ass it with boring noisy "riffs" and a drum machine, throw in a few profanity-laden obscure movie samples and that's their poor excuse for trying to get their foot in the door to their dumb ass scene (or maybe trying to impress some ugly metal chicks, who knows?) |
| __________________________________ [Nov 7,2007 11:20pm - Quijibo ""] AGORAPHBIC FUCKING NOSEBLEED |
| ____________________________________________ [Nov 7,2007 11:20pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] Putrid Pile = Awesomeness |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 7,2007 11:28pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] INSIDIOUS DECREPANCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| _________________________________ [Nov 7,2007 11:40pm - Bdussy ""] Drum machine anything is gay if it is in an attempt to be serious and has ambitions to be even remotely successful. I make shit with a drum machine because I both can't play the drums to what I write and don't know anyone personally who can. I guess when it comes down to it, I have no life and making music is quite simply something I enjoy to do, even if I have to use fake drums with no soul. |
| ________________________________ [Nov 7,2007 11:42pm - CMTAIB ""] now the mammon machine is not gay. |
| ____________________________________________ [Nov 8,2007 2:04am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Agoraphobic Nosebleed is the only band that fits into this category that I fully enjoy. Putrid Pile, Insidious Decrepancy, Viral Load et al. are not drum machine grind...they are death metal, goddammit. And they are damn good. I'd say Fuck...I'm Dead falls into the death metal category as well; also good stuff. |
| _______________________________ [Nov 8,2007 2:09am - INFECT ""] shit i totally forgot about AGxNx shame on me |
| _______________________________ [Nov 8,2007 2:09am - INFECT ""] or is that AGxNBx |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 8,2007 2:15am - thegreatspaldino ""] Anaal Nathrakh is not even close to gay |
| ____________________________________________ [Nov 8,2007 2:15am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] ANb would be the correct initials, or at least the most popular. |
| ____________________________________________ [Nov 8,2007 2:16am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Anaal Nathrakh is fucking sick, and they've at least used a real drummer in some live settings. Plus, once again, not grind. |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 8,2007 2:19am - thegreatspaldino ""] i know not grind, but its like one of the only cases that a band can be only drum machine and not suck. yes necrophagist had a drum machine ont heir first effort, i know... |
| ____________________________________________ [Nov 8,2007 2:40am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Aaah, I get ya. I completely forgot Necrophagist had a drum machine on the first CD; didn't they re-record it with live drums or just re-sample it? Either way, that CD is way fucking better than Epitaph. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 8,2007 7:52am - punk potenza ""] cattsexual urge motivation is the fuckin shit they didnt just blast they SLUGED the fuck out they serisouly put forth some bad vibes with their sounds |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 8,2007 8:03am - the_reverend ""] putrid pile is deathgrind. what about pornogrind? mmm fucking me in my whore ass |
| ________________________________ [Nov 8,2007 9:07am - C.DEAD ""] If you don't like the old demo and EP stuff of Gore Beyond Necropsy you are a gay. Catasexual Urge Motivation is so much more than a drum machine grind band. They were in their own world and are still one of my all time favorite bands. No one can even match up to how dark and menacing their sounds were. And yeah, Putrid Pile and INSIDIOUS DECREPANCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! are not grind, far from it. Also both are pretty far from being good. Psychosadistic Haterapist is pretty rad though, hehe. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 8,2007 9:31am - Whoremastery ""] Torsofuck!!!! |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 8,2007 10:05am - brad weymouth ""] So then when militianary did those songs that Leamy originally did with a drum machine, did you say they were gay then? You're just mad cuz you can't program your drum machine, fag. |
| _______________________________________________ [Nov 8,2007 10:23am - ChineseMoustache666 ""] Rudolph Guiliani uses a drum machine when he gets divorced. |
| _________________________________ [Nov 8,2007 10:32am - BDUSSY ""] Drum machine grind is not nearly as gay as faggy "power violence-post-hardcore-pre-gay-invasion-punk" Sub-sub-subsubsub-genre categories are gayer than the fucking pastel packin' Easter bunny. |
| _______________________________________________ [Nov 8,2007 10:38am - ChineseMoustache666 ""] Drum machine grind is not nearly as gay as the tv show scrubs |
| _________________________________ [Nov 8,2007 10:40am - BDUSSY ""] Sitcoms are for fags who like it deeper than people who watch celebrity dating shows like "I love New York" and "A shot at love with Tila Tequilla". |
| _______________________________________________ [Nov 8,2007 10:40am - ChineseMoustache666 ""] I know you don't mean Arrested Development in that statement. You are a fucking racist. |
| _________________________________ [Nov 8,2007 10:44am - BDUSSY ""] I'm not racist, I just hate them fucking prayer-rug-camel-jockies. |
| _______________________________________________ [Nov 8,2007 10:46am - ChineseMoustache666 ""] I hate scandinavians for being tall and having bright hair. That is what lamps are for. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 8,2007 10:49am - Whoremastery ""] BDUSSY said:Sitcoms are for fags who like it deeper than people who watch celebrity dating shows like "I love New York" and "A shot at love with Tila Tequilla". tila is fuckin ugly she looks like a bug! |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 8,2007 2:44pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] C.DEAD said: Putrid Pile and INSIDIOUS DECREPANCY are not grind, far from it. Also both are pretty far from being good. Pretty idiotic words here, these are both great Death Grind! |
| ________________________________ [Nov 8,2007 3:29pm - C.DEAD ""] AUTOPSY_666 said:C.DEAD said: Putrid Pile and INSIDIOUS DECREPANCY are not grind, far from it. Also both are pretty far from being good. Pretty idiotic words here, these are both great Death Grind! I disagree with you. Idiotic as it may be, you are still the supreme brootal death metal king. :THUMBSUP: |
| _______________________________ [Nov 8,2007 3:42pm - tylerl ""] INFECT said: microphallus haha, sick band name |
| _____________________________ [Nov 8,2007 3:59pm - Lamp ""] phillip said:Fuck...I'm Dead Terrible. Quijibo said:AGORAPHBIC FUCKING NOSEBLEED Terrible. the_reverend said:pornogrind Terrible. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 8,2007 4:09pm - the_reverend ""] I was at the pornography store. I was buying pornography. |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 8,2007 4:34pm - brad weymouth ""] eric is dumb. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 8,2007 10:29pm - Dankill ""] There are TONS of hack bands that could get thrown in this catagory, but there are some key bands that you just can't fuck with. I can understand the hate, but remember that there are SOME actually worth a damn. |
| ____________________________________________ [Nov 8,2007 10:31pm - theaccurseddrummer ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:Aaah, I get ya. I completely forgot Necrophagist had a drum machine on the first CD; didn't they re-record it with live drums or just re-sample it? Either way, that CD is way fucking better than Epitaph. Seconded, and I think Agoraphobic Nosebleed kills too. |
| ______________________________ [Nov 8,2007 10:32pm - Lamp ""] I have an ANb 10" on white wax I'm holding on to because I know one day it'll be worth $$$$$$. |
| ____________________________________________ [Nov 8,2007 10:35pm - theaccurseddrummer ""] Lamp said:I have an ANb 10" on white wax I'm holding on to because I know one day it'll be worth $$$$$$. Been there myself. Got a few little goodies I'm still holding on to in hopes of making some Ca$hola. |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 8,2007 10:58pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Speaking of drum machines, if anyone wants to buy Lymphatic Phlegm, Amoebic Dysentery, Torsofuck, Fuck...I'm Dead, Decomposing Serenity, etc., etc. CDs off of me, I have a shitload in my "distro" (AKA a box of CDs that a bandmate obtained via bad trades) that I need to get rid of. There are many. MANY. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 8,2007 11:05pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] I'd get the Lymphatic Phlegm and Fuck... I'm Dead CDs. |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 8,2007 11:11pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Here are the LP and F...ID CD's I've got: Fuck…I’m Dead-Bring On The Dead (1) Lymphatic Phlegm/Autophagia/Feculent Goretomb/Ulcerrhoea-Split (2) Lymphatic Phlegm-Neuro-Visceral Exhumation (1) Lymphatic Phlegm-Pathogenesis Infest Phlegmsepsia (4) Torsofuck/Lymphatic Phlegm-Split (3) I also have: Amoebic Dysentery-Mongoloid Metal (3) Bloodshed-Warped In The Macabre (1) Bowel Stew-Necrocannibal Rites (3) Brutalmaggedon (Atavism/ Drain Of Impurity/ Mincer)-3 Way Split (6) Burial-Enlightened With Pain (2) Clitorture-S/T (1) Cryptic Warning-Sanity’s Aberration (3) Debodified-Utopia Through The Eyes Of A Beast (4-3 packaged, 1 unpackaged) Decomposing Serenity/Sugar Plum Fairy-Split (5) Enmity-Vomit Forth Intestinal Excrement (1) Fecal Corpse-We Gang-Banged Your Mom…Again! (1) Flesh Feast-S/T (2) Garbage Disposal-Reunion Carbide (1) Goratory-Orgasm Induced Diarrhea (1) Goreland-Gore Grind Compilation (2) Gruesome Malady-Infected With Virulent Seed (2) Hacksaw To The Throat-Wastelands (1) Ion Dissonance-Breathing Is Irrelevant (8) Mincing Fury And Guttural Clamour Of Queer Decay-Lamentations (2) Mucupurulent/Infected Pussy-Split (2) Mutilated-Devirginated Genital Pulp (1) Necrotic Chaos/Cardiac Necropsy-Splitting The Vulva (1) Neuraxis-Trilateral Progression (1) Neuro-Visceral Exhumation-Mass Murder Festival (1) PETA Is At The Door…/The Tragic Death Of The Four Whoresmen-Never Yielding Screams From Behind A Locked Door (1) PETA Is At The Door…-Many Items Of Great Wealth & Beauty Are Damaged In This Way (1) Quell-Sleep Soundly (3) Quell-One Man’s Struggle With The English Language (1) Sanatorium-Fetus Rape (5) Sintury-Disgorging The Dead (1) Solidification-Vendetta Driven (3) Sons Of Chaos-Redwork (1) Squash Bowels-For Dead God: International Devastation (1) Vaginal Carnage-Dildo Detention (4) I'll bring whichever CDs you want to the Mortal Decay show, Mr. Dwyer. I also have the TYAG CDs you need. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 8,2007 11:20pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] MarkFuckingRichards said: Fuck…I’m Dead-Bring On The Dead (1) Torsofuck/Lymphatic Phlegm-Split (3) Lymphatic Phlegm-Pathogenesis Infest Phlegmsepsia (4) Clitorture-S/T (1) Mutilated-Devirginated Genital Pulp (1) I can take those, I prefer to trade for any of my label CDs that you might need. [img] Let me know. |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 8,2007 11:22pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I'm fine with trades; I'll bring all of them on Saturday and decide there. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 8,2007 11:26pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] If you know what 10 CDs you want, if you could let me know in advance that'd be good so I can bring those. |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 8,2007 11:29pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Damn, now you're putting me on the spot, haha! How about: 2 Deconformity, 2 Godless Rising, 2 Goreality full length, 2 Clitorture/Goreality split, and 2 Avsky? And do you still need some TYAG stuff? We've got tons, and we need to get rid of them, haha. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 8,2007 11:31pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Is it the digipak MCD? |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 8,2007 11:33pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] It is indeed. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 8,2007 11:38pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] 2 for 1 on those? Or 4 for 3 or something? |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 8,2007 11:45pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] We can do 4 TYAG for 3 Amputator/Baphomet's Horns splits if you'd like...unless you've got anything outside of your own releases that you'd be willing to part with. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 8,2007 11:51pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Yeah, these, I can take 16 of those for 12 of these: DISHED (Poland) Reason of Suffering CD (Eight (de)compositions of brutal Death Metal in the vein of early CANNIBAL CORPSE, PYREXIA and SUFFOCATION. Crushing and furious music with murderous riffs, killing tempos and a technical touch. One of the most exciting Polish Death Metal bands out today, a really great disc, a must have.) http://www.myspace.com/dished FLAGELLATION (Poland) - First Step To Armageddon CD (Brand new CD, brutal Death Metal, including a KATAKLYSM cover song.) http://www.myspace.com/flagellation6 ONE MASTER (USA, FL) Forsaking A Dead World (Excellent gritty Black / Death Metal from New England, this is raw, powerful stuff and despite the rather rough sounding production, the CD contains 6 blistering tracks of old-school styled Black Metal that will make every fan of GORGOROTH, IMMORTAL and DISSECTION take notice, highly recommended.) http://www.one-master.net PESSIMIST (USA, FL) Cult of The Initiated CD (The debut CD, evil Death Metal) http://www.myspace.com/pessimist PESSIMIST (USA, FL) Blood For The Gods CD (Heaviness, speed, technicality... you will be hooked upon first listen if you're a fan of any good Metal. This is finally available again, was out of print for awhile, the demand for this classic evil Dungeon Metal must be fulfilled, PICK OF THE ISSUE Absolutely essential! 10 Fucking Skulls!!! SOD MAGAZINE) |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 9,2007 12:06am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Dished is pretty good; How about 8 TYAG for 3 Amputator/Baphomet's Horns and 3 Dished? |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 9,2007 12:13am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Okay, I will box up those 16 CDs now. |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 9,2007 12:18am - eric weymouth ""] hey brad john gillis is our drum machine and yes he is hard to program |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 9,2007 12:20am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Pleasure doing business with you Mr. Dwyer! I shall see you on Saturday. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 9,2007 12:55am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] I can also take the 4 Vaginal Carnage - Dildo Detention MCDs, see if you can pick 3 more CDs. |
| ____________________________________________ [Nov 9,2007 1:13am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] 3 Anoxia sound good? |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 9,2007 6:57am - sever nli ""] my drum machine grind is the best: http://www.myspace.com/immurement THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT. |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 9,2007 7:29am - brad weymouth ""] eric weymouth said: hard to program isnt that an Otis Redding song? |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 9,2007 8:32am - aaron_michael ""] now I'm not terribly a big fan of drum machine death metal/grind(let me explain before you jump down my throat), but I wouldn't say I dislike it. there's always something more satisfying in seeing a human do the ridiculous things a machine can. with The Mammon Machine, we had no other choice. we had tried out plenty of drummers, and unfortunately, the choices in seacoast NH were very limited seeing as real metal fans were few and far between(aside from the Porphyria and Putrescene boys). after a while we just said "fuck it" and started playing shows with our "drummer in a box" and it went well for a while. soon I grew tired of it and joined up with HS feeling better about being in a full band. I completely understand both sides of the arguement, so in all, you guys should like both live and technological drummers if the music itself is actually good! |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 9,2007 2:24pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:3 Anoxia sound good? I added them to your box, thanks. |
| ____________________________________________ [Nov 9,2007 2:26pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] My box is filled with such delicious goodies. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 9,2007 2:27pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________________ [Nov 9,2007 2:36pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] That's a little bit too sexual for me, Mr. Dwyer. You're getting me wet. |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 9,2007 3:07pm - Northern Frost ""] Gigantic Brain is the best drum machine grindcore ever. |
| _____________________________ [Nov 9,2007 4:44pm - Lamp ""] aaron_michael said:I completely understand both sides of the arguement, so in all, you guys should like both live and technological drummers if the music itself is actually good! But the drum machine makes the music sound not good, it makes it sound like bad techno or some other horse shit. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 9,2007 5:05pm - the_reverend ""] old school dreaded silence |