Failed my driver's test.[views:10049][posts:68]__________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 6:39pm - Niccolai ""] :pukeface: |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 6:40pm - Joshtruction ""] you fucking prick hahaha |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 6:46pm - dyingmuse ""] Ohhh! Loser!!!!! LOl It's all good man, I failed mine the first time around too. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 6:54pm - Joshtruction ""] I passed first shot since I am so l337. |
| _____________________________ [Apr 10,2007 6:56pm - pam ""] I will fail at least 3 times before I pass. If I ever bother to attempt to drive legally. |
| _____________________________ [Apr 10,2007 7:11pm - mOe ""] i should have failed the first time..i'd barely even driven before and made tons of mistakes but i passed anyway i attribute that to taking the test in the great Garden State |
| _____________________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 7:15pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] did they tell you why you failed? |
| __________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 7:22pm - Niccolai ""] Yes. Unlawful violation of cocksucking wth suspected intent to swallow. |
| _____________________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 7:24pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] i figured it would be that or something to do with baht secks. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 7:27pm - xanonymousx ""] as long as you didn't fail cause the car needed an inspection sticker.... |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 7:36pm - dreadkill ""] i failed the first two times i took the test. one was for not being in the middle of the lane on a rotary and the other was for not having my hands at 10 and 2 on the steering wheel. i hope those cops die. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 7:37pm - sinistas ""] I got failed for not remembering the "stop" hand signal. Ugh. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 7:45pm - the_reverend ""] ha! I passed with flying colors. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 7:45pm - dreadkill ""] were colors flying around when you passed? |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 8:05pm - swinesack nli ""] first time my blinkers we'rent working so i had to use hand signals like a retard, and failed. second time i cut off some dude while merging onto a highway, made his tires screech. he followed us for the rest of the test and when he passed me he yelled "get off the road you fucking asshole!!" i failed again. third time's the charm! |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 8:07pm - the_reverend ""] I was in salem, nh so yes. but we don't call them that anymore. |
| ____________________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 8:10pm - todayistheday NLI ""] how do you fail a drivers test? mine was exactly two minutes long...i did a three point turn, parallel parked and backed up straight..... |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 8:16pm - the_reverend ""] I want all of you off the fucking road if you can't pass a drivers test. |
| ______________________________ [Apr 10,2007 8:21pm - Mess ""] i passed mine when i was 17 and the real kicker is... i'm a stupid fuck |
| _______________________________ [Apr 10,2007 8:21pm - yummy ""] I drove illegally for 3 years before I got my license. That has to be the best way to become a perfect driver because the last thing you want to do is get pulled over for not stopping at a stop sign. I passed mine the first time. I didn't see flying colors but I did well. It was maybe a 3 minute ride around the block. No parallel parking. Just drive the speed limit and come to complete stops. I told the driver to put on his seat belt which he said frightened him at first but scored me points for safety measures when he realized I could in fact operate a vehicle. I had to take another driving test for the postal service. Driving a mail truck is pretty tricky at first, with the wheel on the other side and all. But, I passed that too. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 8:25pm - the_reverend ""] reading this threads tells me why massholes drive like shit. |
| ____________________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 8:36pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] Failing a driver's test is a really hard thing to do. Driving is not hard, people. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 8:36pm - Joshtruction ""] This should be tagged news BTW. |
| _____________________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 8:48pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] there are many ways to fail a driver's test. some people get lucky; if i hadn't dislocated my knee the day before my 1st scheduled road test, all i would have to do is back up in a straight line, drive around 1 block, and do the hand signals. my road test was much more than that, but i was well prepared. some people get shitty cops giving the road test too. one of my friends failed for not knowing how long 100 feet was to back up in a straight line. funny thing is, he went over 150 perfectly but failed for doing it too long. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 9:09pm - the_reverend ""] whops are terrible drivers? I learned nothing new from this thread. |
| _______________________________ [Apr 10,2007 9:11pm - yummy ""] I used directional signals but never learned hand signals. An employee at the DMV gave me the road test not a cop. In RI |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 9:13pm - the_reverend ""] the hand signals are so easy. |
| _______________________________ [Apr 10,2007 9:18pm - yummy ""] For riding a bike? This never applied to RI vehicle safety standards. I find it funny that anyone should have to know them. |
| _______________________________ [Apr 10,2007 9:20pm - yummy ""] assuming that your car has working turn signals |
| ______________________________ [Apr 10,2007 9:22pm - Lamp ""] When I took the driving test in Pawtucket, the guy had me go on the highway, then off it at the next exit and had me park in front of a Dunkin' Donuts so he could get a coffee. Wonderful. |
| ______________________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 10:02pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] the_reverend said:whops are terrible drivers? I learned nothing new from this thread. if that's directed towards me, read the post again bucko. i passed with ease, mothafucka |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 10:10pm - the_reverend ""] I stand by what I said. they are also wicked racist. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 10:11pm - Agrippa ""] i was shitfaced when i took my drivers test and i got a 90 |
| ______________________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 10:12pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] the_reverend said:I stand by what I said. they are also wicked racist. haha crraaazy racist. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 10:17pm - dertoxia ""] i failed my first test for failing to yield right of way. aparently at a 4 way intersection even if theres a stop sign in all directions you still have to wait for the other car to stop before you go. i never knew that before. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 11:24pm - Dankill ""] I failed my first shot. It's all good. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 11:27pm - dertoxia ""] i cant believe you guys have to drive on the highways and know hand signals and shit. NY doesn't have you do any of that shit, they dont care what kind of dip shits are behind the wheel. |
| _________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 11:29pm - Ryan_M ""] ConquerTheBaphomet said:Failing a driver's test is a really hard thing to do. Driving is not hard, people. I had to try 3 times before I got my license. The driving part isn't hard, but the written test is what killed me. |
| _______________________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 11:59pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] I failed my first road test because some Puerto Rican kids ran out from behind a moving truck while I was doing the whole "back up 100 feet" thing and I slammed on the brakes. "WHY DID YOU STOP!?" I don't know, maybe I thought not killing some kids would help me pass the test. Moral of the story is: never take your road test in East Cambridge or any other immigrant neighborhood. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 11,2007 12:12am - anonymous ""] Niccolai said:Yes. Unlawful violation of cocksucking wth suspected intent to swallow. bahahaha |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 11,2007 2:04am - Dwellingsickness ""] I failed the first time, I was not used to hand controls, and they get kinda irritated when you floor it at a stop sign instead of stopping.:spineyes: |
| ______________________________ [Apr 11,2007 6:32am - Mess ""] nic: where did you take it? try taking it someplace "rural" like plymouth or something. there are no distractions around that area so it's impossible to fail there. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 11,2007 8:10am - the_reverend ""] if he can't deal with distractions I don't want him on the road. hell, I'm typing this while driving and eating easter eggs. |
| ______________________________ [Apr 11,2007 8:12am - Mess ""] as long as he can hold a beer and keep one eye open, he'll be ok around here |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 11,2007 8:18am - the_reverend ""] he's straight edge. so replace "beer" with "boyfriends cock" |
| ______________________________ [Apr 11,2007 8:19am - Mess ""] :shocker: |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 11,2007 12:22pm - Niccolai ""] I took it in plymouth. I thought my driving was fine, not perfect, but I think he was over busting my balls. I can deal with distractions just fine. As a matter of fact, Meghan was trying to go down on me while I was reading RTTP last night and I slapped her in the head and said "Don't distract me while I'm reading my stories." |
| _______________________________ [Apr 11,2007 12:26pm - Mess ""] rev said you had a boyfriend? |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 11,2007 12:30pm - Niccolai ""] He just doesn't like me so he spreads rumors about me liking cock, but the jokes on him because I don't even like cock that much. |
| _______________________________ [Apr 11,2007 12:50pm - Yeti ""] i let this dude use my car one time to take a drivers test, so i had to ride in the back. he failed before he even left the parking lot, from 3 different violations. as soon as we left the parking lot the cop says "turn around, you failed". it was funny as hell. he acted all surprised which made the cop even less interested in his excuses. |