Who can teach me guitar. I can pay.[views:9904][posts:67]____________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 11:50am - passerby ""] I'm already an intermediate player but I want to take it to the next level. Who could teach me or direct me to someone who can. I have confidence in my abilities and now want to take it to the next level:doublehorns: |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 12:14pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] you didnt learn to fuck off so what makes you think you can learn to play guitar? |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 12:22pm - passerby ""] I'm sorry...I couldn't hear you. I have an ear infuction....Next |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 12:50pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i'm sorry i didnt type loud enough ... numbnuts |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 12:52pm - passerby ""] I'm sorry-What's your signature? You like to fuck little boys. I sure heard that you sick fuck...........Next |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 12:55pm - Spaldino@werk ""] i can teach how to do wicked sick drop D power chords and how to master 4/4 chugalugs. melody is overrated anyway. its all about the chuggroove. follow the drums and being really angsty. angst is the deepest emotion one can convey on the dropped D ibanez. they actually have that model. look it up. limp bizkit and disturbed use them. they sound wicked sic to the max. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 12:58pm - passerby ""] I'm thinking more advanced techniques like the whole neoclassical thing. Nobodies really doin that now and I already have the drop d techniques down but thanks for inquiring |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 1:00pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] yo momma wears combat boots :middlefinger: |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 1:03pm - passerby ""] Your mom no longer gets laid. She is like a pile of dirty jello......Next |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 1:07pm - DreamingInExile ""] passerby said:I'm thinking more advanced techniques like the whole neoclassical thing. Nobodies really doin that now and I already have the drop d techniques down but thanks for inquiring nobody? what rock are you living under? let's name a few: Rhapsody Stratovarius Necrophagist (just listen to the solos) Sleep Terror (although there's a lot of Jazz influence in the guitar work) Children of Bodom - Listen to EVERYTHING from the first 3 albums, he even rips off classical composers Shroud of Bereavement - yes, we are classified as Neo-Classical, because of the fact that our music goes through movements like Classical music does Wuthering Heights Wintersun that's just to name a few... enjoy your ignorance |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 1:07pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i'm crying into my beefaroni... seriously, where is a truant agent when you need one? anyone? |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 1:08pm - Spaldino@werk ""] neoclassical? is that something neo-nazis listen to? LOL! seriously d00d... if you want to play sic musick and get underage chicks to go to your shows and blow you... you gotta be down with tha sicness in the grooves man. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 1:10pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Spaldino@werk said:neoclassical? is that something neo-nazis listen to? LOL! seriously d00d... if you want to play sic musick and get underage chicks to go to your shows and blow you... you gotta be down with tha sicness in the grooves man. /me takes notes. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 1:30pm - Cecchini @ UML ""] doesnt anyone on this board understand that if you ignore something it eventually goes away? |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 1:32pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Cecchini @ UML said:doesnt anyone on this board understand that if you ignore something it eventually goes away? :point: It did work with BML ... or maybe she got killed. Either way she's gone. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 1:33pm - Spaldino@werk ""] bml what? big mustard loins? that sounds hot actually... to the drawing board! |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 1:34pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] bald mountain lions |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 1:34pm - DreamingInExile ""] FuckIsMySignature said:It did work with BML ... or maybe she got killed. Either way she's gone. hush, don't mutter the forbidden name here... or she may return to haunt our dreams in the form of a Necrid Mr. Ed |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 1:36pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i just checked out Wintersun from that list above ^^ These guys most certainly rule. Like rhapsody without the gayness. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 1:44pm - DreamingInExile ""] yeah, Wintersun's awsome, and to think he rips it up on a Fender Telecaster... |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 1:47pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] wow. a telecaster? even better. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 1:48pm - DreamingInExile ""] indeed, I was blown away when Kyle (Neverpurified) told me that he played a Tele. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 2:06pm - xmikex ""] mail me $400 and I'll mail you hand written tabs of We Are 138. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 2:08pm - aaron_michael ""] passerby said:I'm sorry...I couldn't hear you. I have an ear infuction....Next "infection" |
| ________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 2:12pm - xmikex ""] aaron_michael said:passerby said:I'm sorry...I couldn't hear you. I have an ear infuction....Next "infection" Nah, it's supposed to be a joke. Ear in-fuck-tion. But he still spelled it wrong. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 2:18pm - sxealex nli ""] u guys should have just used him for his money instead of making fun of him... |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 2:19pm - passerby ""] Why are all you people like this? |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 2:19pm - sxealex nli ""] dude you said you would pay.... i dont even play guitar |
| _________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 2:20pm - W3 nli ""] xmikex said:mail me $400 and I'll mail you hand written tabs of We Are 138. bargain basement prices at that, someone would be a fool not to take this deal. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 2:20pm - Spaldino@werk ""] ive all ready bought 4 copies |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 2:21pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] sxealex nli said:u guys should have just used him for his money instead of making fun of him... I thought about that but I dont think my bank would take monopoly money deposit. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 2:23pm - sxealex nli ""] daaaaaaaaaag |
| ________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 2:27pm - xmikex ""] For an extra $50 I'll throw in the lyrics. In fact, I'll even give you the first two "We Are 138.... We are 138...." free. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 2:44pm - passerby ""] You havea gaping anal hole xmikex. Fuckis mysignature told me so. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 2:44pm - passerby ""] You havea gaping anal hole xmikex. Fuckis mysignature told me so. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 2:45pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] apparently i told him twice. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 2:50pm - aaron_michael ""] passerby said:You havea gaping anal hole xmikex. Fuckis mysignature told me so. must be an alluring trait you look for in all of your pursuits. I hope you find the right guy someday, I really do, since all your lonesome posting is doing is irritating the regulars. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 3:02pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] generic negative comment |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 3:03pm - PryoryofSyn ""] let powerkok teach you how to play with his dick |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 3:07pm - PryoryofSyn ""] Spaldino@werk said:i can teach how to do wicked sick drop D power chords and how to master 4/4 chugalugs. melody is overrated anyway. its all about the chuggroove. follow the drums and being really angsty. angst is the deepest emotion one can convey on the dropped D ibanez. they actually have that model. look it up. limp bizkit and disturbed use them. they sound wicked sic to the max. i agree! The guy from limp bizkit is so sic he shot adrenaline into his pupils to make them grow! |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 3:08pm - passerby ""] xmikex said:aaron_michael said:passerby said:I'm sorry...I couldn't hear you. I have an ear infuction....Next "infection" Nah, it's supposed to be a joke. Ear in-fuck-tion. But he still spelled it wrong. You're apparently clueless. I'm not that bad at spelling.:yoda: |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 3:11pm - anonymous ""] You guys are dicks. But funny dicks.. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 3:12pm - DreamingInExile ""] I wouldn't go so far as to say that you're good at spelling |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 3:23pm - horror_tang ""] Honestly, Rich Horror would probably be your best bet. I hear he does not charge an outrageous amount of money and will help you get the sound you deserve. He's always posting on he board. Just get in touch with him. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 3:34pm - PryoryofSyn ""] I can teach you how to play in micro-tones. But you need a 48-fret guitar first. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 3:36pm - DreamingInExile ""] he should learn how to shred on a chapman stick, therefore negating his messageboard gayness |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 3:40pm - passerby ""] You should drink gasoline and swallow a match or better yet hang yourself and put it on youtube for my viewing pleasures. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 3:42pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] fiesty. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 3:48pm - DreamingInExile ""] oh, how original... look, I'm so upset because some interweb n00b told me to kill myself on teh internets. I'm so emo, I'm going to cut myself now. then I'm going to post a blog on livejournal telling everyone I'm emo and I cut myself and I'm going to bleed to death. /sarcasm ............. listen up you little turd burglar... you know what, this isn't even worth my time to write comeback after comeback. I hereby ammend my comment about negating your gayness... once a queer messageboard troll, always a queer messageboard troll (no offense directed towards the REAL Troll, Troll know's what's up...) |
| ________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 3:59pm - xmikex ""] FuckIsMySignature said:apparently i told him twice. nahhh. it means I have TWO gaping anal holes. why else would he do that? I mean you've have to be some kind of MORON to consistantly double post like that. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 4:02pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Some Kinda Mooooooroooonnnnn... i mean moooooonsterrrr. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 4:03pm - passerby ""] yeah |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 4:03pm - passerby ""] yeah |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 4:03pm - passerby ""] yeah |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 4:03pm - passerby ""] yeah |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 4:03pm - passerby ""] yeah |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 4:06pm - DreamingInExile ""] time for aaron to limit number of posts to 1 every 6~8 seconds if you're not logged in, maybe one post per minute for nli |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 4:20pm - passerby ""] How this thread got more views and posts than my saved by the bell thread i'll never know. It kind of shows that most people just want to rag on me rather than enjoy my entertaining threads |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 4:27pm - DreamingInExile ""] yes, all we want to do is rag on you. if you can survive the harassment for long enough, maybe you'll end up being accepted. but, seeing since you haven't even bothered to create an account I have a feeling that you'll end up just like the heinous Necrid Mr. Ed (aka BML). at least she had the balls to creat an account and let it be known who she really was. even then noone cared or liked her, so maybe you shouldn't even bother. unless you have something meaningful to contribute to this messageboard, or society in general, you should probably just kill yourself... maybe even by drinking gasoline and swallowing a match! oh snap! JUMP DA FACK UP AND GIT DOOOWN WIT DA SICNEZZ!!! |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 4:30pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] DreamingInExile said:yes, all we want to do is rag on you. if you can survive the harassment for long enough, maybe you'll end up being accepted. but, seeing since you haven't even bothered to create an account I have a feeling that you'll end up just like the heinous Necrid Mr. Ed (aka BML). at least she had the balls to creat an account and let it be known who she really was. even then noone cared or liked her, so maybe you shouldn't even bother. unless you have something meaningful to contribute to this messageboard, or society in general, you should probably just kill yourself... maybe even by drinking gasoline and swallowing a match! oh snap! JUMP DA FACK UP AND GIT DOOOWN WIT DA SICNEZZ!!! I second that but might I add an ... OOOO AH AH AH! (in annoying monkey voice) |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 4:45pm - aaron_michael ""] passerby said:How this thread got more views and posts than my saved by the bell thread i'll never know. It kind of shows that most people just want to rag on me rather than enjoy my entertaining threads nail on the head |
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| _________________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 8:08pm - DreamingInExile ""] FuckIsMySignature said:I second that but might I add an ... OOOO AH AH AH! (in annoying monkey voice) no, it's not monkey, it's "Rabid Orangutan" |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 9:04pm - the_reverend ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 9:23pm - Murph nli ""] the_reverend said:[img] that sports car is all about anal, but(t) it seems it's counterpart really wasn't into it... ...weak |
| ________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 9:40pm - xmikex ""] I hope this kid leaves before he starts comparing himself to Jesus, like the last one. |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 9:48pm - thegreatspaldino ""] WOW... that sucks... that Z06 must have been hauling some serious ass. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 30,2007 9:51pm - redbeahd ""] 14 year old street teamer anyone? |