Worst physical pain you ever felt?[views:16905][posts:67]____________________________________ [Sep 10,2005 3:26am - BornSoVile ""] THE Q-TIP. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 10,2005 8:37am - nate nli ""] When I was 6 or 7 I was hammering a nail into a board and with both hands I brought hammer behind my head to get a nice swing at that fuckin nail. When I brought my hands forward there was no hammer. Stupid thing decided to stick in the back of me head! Ouch! Another time we were having one of our neighborhood battles and the kid across the street decided to smash me in the head with one of those metal spray guns at the end of a hose. He swung the thing in the air and than hit me. I went out cold instantly |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 10,2005 8:44am - nate nli ""] I've also dealt with 6 months of Pleurisy, which is an inflammation of the lining of the lungs. They say the pain is worse than child bearing. That was no fun. When I was younger my father broke my nose and while I was balled up on the floor he kicked me and cracked a couple ribs. I wasn't allowed to go to hospital for it so I still have bumps where they healed up the wrong way... |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 10,2005 11:35am - welfarestyle ""] 6th grade, building a fort, my friend was beating the shit out of an chair with a hammer, wacked himself in the skull with the claw end, my dad was pissed, trip to the hospital |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 10,2005 11:51am - DomesticTerror ""] BornSoVile said:THE Q-TIP. ugh...you remember that? yeah, the giant q-tip jammed in the head of my dick. that REALLY hurt. like a few others have mentioned, dislocating my shoulder was one of the worst. i did it playing football. i got tackled from behind long after the play was dead (a reaaaalllll late hit) by a friend whose wife i accidentally walked in on while she was in the tub the day before. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 10,2005 12:16pm - BornSoVile ""] DomesticTerror said:BornSoVile said:THE Q-TIP. ugh...you remember that? yeah, the giant q-tip jammed in the head of my dick. that REALLY hurt. how could i forget! then you got that piss afterward, ughh. |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 10,2005 12:17pm - dan_bloodblister ""] last night i introduced mark fucking richards to a new kind of pain hes never experienced before. |
| ______________________________________________ [Sep 10,2005 2:24pm - Chris_From_Shit_Fuck ""] a few years back I was getting a hand job from this chick and she had to leave, so I was stuck walking around this campground where I was with the fucking worst case of blue balls. Everytime I walked there was a sharp shooting pain in my stomach, I was walking to the playground and my friends jokingly kicked me in the balls. I fell to the ground and started coughing up blood. That was pretty bad. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 10,2005 2:31pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] Chris_From_Shit_Fuck said:my friends jokingly kicked me in the balls cause getting kicked in the balls is hilarious. good friends you've got there. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 10,2005 3:41pm - ArrowHead nli ""] 1) I get severe migraines 2-4 times a year. Horrible shit: projectile vomiting, intense pain, etc... but I consider myself lucky. My poor mother gets them multiple times a WEEK. 2) In elementary school there was a stupid fad where kids would scrape the yellow paint off their #2 pencils so they'd be bare wood colored. (I know, they sell 'em that way now). Me and some kid were using scissors to scrape off the paint on our pencils during class one day when my scissors slipped and went straight through my right hand. Then, to top it off, when I went to the teacher with a bloody tissue over my hand and asked to go to the nurse, he said no! I had to sit through the rest of class, and finally he let me go when I started bleeding all over the desks and some girl got grossed out. 3) I hate dentists. That's why when a dentisit told me I needed to have my wisdom teeth taken out, I decided not to and waited 10 years to take care of them. The pain I was in at the end was ridiculous. I couldn't function for quite a few weeks, and blew through dozens and dozens of painkillers which barely made a difference. 4) I took a really bad beating once in a fight. I actually ended up winning, but the kid had spent about half an hour body slamming me off a concrete wall to make his freinds laugh. At first I just kept getting angrier and angrier, but at some point the kid realized I'd scream and cry if he threw me into the wall HEAD FIRST. I'm pretty sure I got knocked out at least once, and every time he slammed me into the wall I thought it was going to kill me. When he finally stopped and backed off, I grabbed something from my freind (I think it was his bike, I honestly don't remember after 15 years), broke the kid's nose with it, and passed out. The kid ran away with his busted face, I'm lucky he didn't stay and kill me or something worse. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 10,2005 3:45pm - BornSoVile ""] a bitch punched me in the balls last night at club hell, that fucking sucked. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 10,2005 3:46pm - ArrowHead nli ""] ha, I forgot the best one. When I was little, I went trick or treating with my brother. He was a Ninja, I forget what I was. Okay, fine, I was a carebear. Fuck you, carebears were cool. Anyways, my brother made some homemade nunchucks by taking two pieces of a shovel handle and chaining them together wth a section of dog leash. When he was playing around behind me with the nunchucks (he was like 10 feet behind me) the chain broke, and the thing slammed into the back of my head/neck. I ended up at home with a concussion or some shit, and all I can remember thinking is how pissed I was I couldn't go trick or treating. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 10,2005 3:46pm - Arillius ""] recently.. working on a roof and falling off of a ladder 2 stories up then landing on the ground. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 10,2005 3:46pm - ArrowHead nli ""] BornSoVile said:a bitch punched me in the balls last night at club hell, that fucking sucked. Ha! She must've seen you put the roofies in her drink. Smooth. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 10,2005 5:33pm - The_ExhumeD ""] when I was 16 I got viral menigitis, I had to get a spinal tap, although it didnt hurt really really bad, it hurt and it was fucked up feeling something go into your spinal cord. When I was 15 I was tooling around on my friend's fathers dirtbike and I went to turn around on a trail - the throttle got stuck and the left handle bar hit a tree which ended up dislocating my thumb, his dad popped it back in for me and it was basically the worst pain ever. so I thought when I was 17 I was racing my friend in this sandpit on my dirt bike after we just smoked some herb. I dunno I must have been going about 40 or 50 miles an hour, I was way behind him and he stopped and I wasl ike fuck him Im gonna fly by. so as I aproach him and get close he starts waving his arms, as I look back to in front of me theres a 15 or so foot drop which I couldnt see well because of my speed and it lined up with the other side of the sandpit I threw my brakes on literally 5 or ten feet before the drop and slowed down enough so I didnt end up hitting the other side of this massive hole, well I went off it, hit the bottom face first, I blacked out and when I woke up my foot was caught with my shoe off between the rear shock and the wheel which was spinning out of control because the throttle was stuck in the dirt. I kinda rolled over and turned the bike off and fucking started puking everywhere, I couldnt move and i started going into shock about an hour later an abmbulance showed up, aparently I broke two ribs and three toes nevermind all the scrapes and shit all over my face and side. --broken ribs are probably the worst because you cant laugh or even brethe without feeling like someones jabbing a knife into your side. but yeah that whole incident wisened me right up the last thing is having the back of my leg tatooed, my shin and arm paled in comparison. you just have to deal with the pain and hold still because you dont want to get a shitty tatoo, eventually your endorphins kick in and you feel like your really really high. but other than that I think Ive been pretty lucky |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 11,2005 10:27am - anonymous ""] having to sit through really shitty bands........ |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 11,2005 11:25am - anonymous ""] I always wanted to ride my motorcyle and skydive in the same day. I skidded across the runway when I flared my shute too soon and the wind whipped one side up and spun me around. My left wrist and left knee suffered road burn. Due to construction on the interstate, shifting and clutching was frequent on the ride home that day but nothing like the stinging I felt the weeks afterward. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 11,2005 11:37am - KeithMutiny ""] im sure something along the lines of the shower scene from american history x, i wouldnt know, but a lot of people on here would. |