Tales from the Shithouse (new workplace defecation thread)[views:6121][posts:63]_________________________________ [Sep 29,2010 3:31pm - sneeze ""] sigh said:We have private restrooms that lock on my floor. Nice place to jack off. fixed |
| _______________________________ [Sep 29,2010 4:29pm - sigh ""] sneeze said: sigh said:We have private restrooms that lock on my floor. Nice place to jack off. fixed Played some Castlevania instead. |
| ________________________________________________ [Nov 30,2011 2:42pm - Shithouse Philosopher ""] FUCKING PINS AND NEEDLES IN MY LEG! Brutal, I'm gonna have to hobble out of here. |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 30,2011 9:40pm - Spaldino ""] i doo doo'd at work today. it sounded like i was watching The Perfect Storm in the theater in there. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 1,2011 9:57am - Spaldino ""] Coming to work 2 and a half hours early has made me pretty regular. Only at work though. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 1,2011 10:40am - aaron_michael ""] sinistas said: Fucking savages. I always hear the Clerks quote, "Fucking savages in this town." everytime I see a piss covered seat. Not work related, but I don't give a shit: We were playing near Albany with Tentacles and the venues' toilet was a nightmare without a door. Think Trainspotting. I went next door to the dinner and found their shitter to be more relevant to my evacuation needs. As I'm sitting there, I hear someone come in and hastily run to a stall down the line. The guy sits and then I hear it. The fapping. The furious, beast like fapping. Mother fucker must have been trying to set some kind of world record. I'm still working and fart in the process. Fapping ceases and the guy quickly exits. I finish up and then get a banana thrown at me an hour later. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 6,2012 12:45pm - arktouros ""] painfully gorged on smoked meat yesterday, always makes for the loudest anal explosions coming out of the bathroom 1 meter away from a quiet study group |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 6,2012 1:53pm - AndrewBastard NLI ""] i am currently drowning the huxtables. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 6,2012 1:59pm - Alx_Casket ""] Shithouse%20Philosopher said:FUCKING PINS AND NEEDLES IN MY LEG! Brutal, I'm gonna have to hobble out of here. That's how you know you've given it your all. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 7,2012 2:06pm - douchebag_patrol ""] PISTACHIO DUMPSICLE WITH CHOCOLATE SPRINKLES OR FALSE |
| ________________________________________________ [Feb 22,2012 3:54pm - Shithouse Philosopher ""] Months and months without a work caca and then: BOOM! Brutal. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 22,2012 4:09pm - boblovesmusic ""] my coworker just informed me that there's an elderly woman in the upstairs lobby who smells like she shat in her pants... |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 22,2012 4:23pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] This one time, 5 minutes ago? PEANUTS. |
| ________________________________________________ [May 21,2012 1:28pm - Shithouse Philosopher ""] Boom! Shake shake shake the room! |