worst movie ever[views:12276][posts:62]______________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 12:05am - ellesarusrex ""] the stranger |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 12:08am - Dave_Maggot ""] apparently the director is a stranger to the scary |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 12:09am - craigforacurse ""] really that bad? i had my hopes for this |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 12:09am - ellesarusrex ""] hahahaha. high life <3 atleast we got a good photo shoot out of it and i got popcorn in my boot |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 12:10am - Dave_Maggot ""] yeah, dont believe the hype. a long suspense build up, with a few cheap jumps, then it never delivers |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 12:11am - Dave_Maggot ""] they over use the "oh my god theres someone creepily standing in the background out of focus." thing over and over |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 12:12am - Dave_Maggot ""] and the "if i open the curtain i dont think there will be a face . .. OH MY GOD THERE IS A FACE!! AHHH!!" thing over and over |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 12:12am - craigforacurse ""] bah. thats stupid. well, back to waiting for the new batman movie.... |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 12:18am - Joshtruction ""] Wrong. Bridget Jones Diary is the worst movie ever made. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 6,2008 12:19am - Pires ""] i liked this movie. not great. but worth a watch IMO |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 12:23am - Dave_Maggot ""] it was done well for a first time film maker. he knows how to build the suspense, and the tension. but then just cops out in the end. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 12:23am - thuringwethil ""] so it sucked. rent "Funny Games", that seems a FAR superior home invasion horror film so fucking hopeless the bad guys SO win. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 12:23am - craigforacurse ""] movies like this generally are a waste of time, although the trailers looked creepy so i thought it might be decent. NOTHING is worse than cloverfield. thats right. i said it. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 12:24am - ellesarusrex ""] beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 12:24am - craigforacurse ""] thuringwethil said:so it sucked. rent "Funny Games" is that the one with the kids in it? one of them looks like mcauley culkin |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 12:26am - Dave_Maggot ""] which is worth checking out, the original funny games or the re-make? i hear theyre both almost identical. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 12:27am - Joshtruction ""] gummo was pretty damn bad but worth a watch too. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 12:31am - Dave_Maggot ""] this ones worth a watch, just leave early and miss the end, or else you will hate your life |
| _____________________________ [Jun 6,2008 8:19am - GUY ""] the strangers was god awful but the worst movie ever is my girl 2 |
| ________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 8:27am - RustyPS ""] thuringwethil said:so it sucked. rent "Funny Games", that seems a FAR superior home invasion horror film so fucking hopeless the bad guys SO win. That looks good, I'll have to check it out. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 8:30am - RustyPS ""] ...and btw, the worst movie I've ever seen is called The Last Broadcast it was a Blair Witch style movie, but it came out before Blair Witch did, but it was awful... anybody could make a better movie than that.... |
| _____________________________ [Jun 6,2008 8:31am - Yeti ""] ellesarusrex said:high life <3 you're a good woman. |
| _____________________________ [Jun 6,2008 8:32am - Yeti ""] Manos: Hands of Fate is the worst movie ever made. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 8:54am - markfuckingrichards ""] Your mom is the worst movie ever made. Snap. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 9:03am - corpus_colostomy ""] ellesarusrex said:the stranger LOLZ imagine, a movie with a title that brashly exceeds cliche, turns out to be bad. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 9:04am - corpus_colostomy ""] Joshtruction said:gummo was pretty damn bad but worth a watch too. -1 Gummo was awesome. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 9:07am - the_reverend ""] lost highway. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 9:10am - oscarct ""] I watched lost highway when it came out, and had no clue what the fuck was going on. All about particia arquette in that movie. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 9:20am - the_reverend ""] no, the movie is all about being shitty. i saw it when it came out and i wanted to weep for the resourses that went into making/distributing it. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 9:40am - DYA / NLI ""] Yeti said:Manos: Hands of Fate is the worst movie ever made. The MST3K of that is one of my favorites. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 6,2008 10:29am - Yeti ""] hahahahaha yeah thats where i first heard about it. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 10:32am - thuringwethil ""] spanish translation is Hands: Hands of Fate hahahahaha, I love that fucking show too, it made Saturday mornings fun again |
| _________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 10:40am - oscarct ""] mstk3k was amzing. mitchell is one my favorite episodes. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 10:58am - atthehaunted ""] The worst movie ever is Corrupt, I am dead serious it's with Ice T and some other rapper. I bought it with semi hopes and it was even worse then life itself. If you want a good laugh and don't mind wasting like an hour and a half of your life i suggest watching it. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 11:06am - thuringwethil ""] bennyhillifier LOL, user interface war |
| ________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 11:18am - xmikex ""] 1. lol @ u if you expect anything significant from a horror movie in 2008. 2. Gummo was awesome. I will not be contradicted on this point. 3. I hereby hijack this thread in the name of MST3K: bennyhillifier |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 11:25am - GoatCatalyst ""] The Strangers was a towering pile of shit. ONLY good things about it were that the bad guys got away with it and "Why are you doing this to us?" "Because you were home." In other news, Gummo is like a sacred epiphany from Sweet Father Below. A pox upon any who slander it! ... and now back to our MST3K thread |
| _____________________________ [Jun 6,2008 11:27am - pam ""] Lost Highway was better on acid. Queen of the Damned is the worst movie ever. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 12:05pm - thuringwethil ""] Liv Tyler said she lost a bunch of pounds running around in this movie so at least something good happened from it I should star in a horror movie, the gym is fucking expensive |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 12:22pm - NoodleFace ""] I was all pumped to go see this movie, then I was told it was shitty by EVERYONE. god damnit |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 12:24pm - anonymonster ""] Farce of the Penguins was HORRIBLE Not horror, but just FYI... it sucked. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 12:28pm - xmikex ""] If I ever need to drop 10 lbs I'll audition for Leprachaun 47. I'll discuss this movie real quick because I wasn't entirely un-impressed with it, but a lot of things bothered me about it, and by the half way point I was no longer scared, or really interested. The exposition was done nicely. I liked that it wasn't some happy couple on their honey moon. It was an awkward situation that set an easy mood from the beginning. I thought they did a great job setting things up with that girl coming to the door randomly. For me the scariest part of the movie is when she comes back, asks for Tamra again, Liv Tyler tells her she already came by, and the girl says in a perfectly creepy inflection "Are you sure?". Very subtle, but that coupled with the banging on the door, and that big thick door muffling her voice made it a very well done scene. What irritated me beyond belief about this movie (and I'm sure it's a staple for most horror movies) is that this situation would never happen. Psychotic masked killers or not, scary dark house alone in the woods or not, 90% of people have enough survival instinct to ride something like that out ESPECIALLY if they have a gun. When they shot Dennis from Always Sunny in Philadelphia the first thing they should have done was drag his corpse into that little room they were in, take his cell phone off him, call for help and wait it out. To me that just makes more sense than making a break for the rickety old haunted tool shed by scrambling around on the ground out in the open. I don't know anyone who would have done that. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 12:44pm - RustyPS ""] xmikex said:When they shot Dennis from Always Sunny in Philadelphia He's in it? That's funny... |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 1:42pm - VoidExpression ""] Dave_Maggot said:which is worth checking out, the original funny games or the re-make? i hear theyre both almost identical. Don't see the remake. You just can't replicate chemistry. They're about as similar as Psycho and Van Sant's abortion. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 1:54pm - the_reverend ""] LOST HIGHWAY [/thread] |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 2:02pm - VoidExpression ""] the_reverend said:LOST HIGHWAY [/thread] Ah come on, that's not even the worst Lynch movie! |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 2:50pm - SacreligionNLI ""] the futurama movie |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 2:50pm - SacreligionNLI ""] for sheer disappointment in comparison with the glory of said show |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 4:16pm - SkinSandwich ""] Howard the Duck |
| ____________________________ [Jun 6,2008 4:55pm - pam ""] SkinSandwich said:Howard the Duck Fuck you, that movie is awesome. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 5:00pm - Joshtruction ""] SkinSandwich said:Howard the Duck fight me or you're a pussy! |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 5:16pm - SkinSandwich ""] Haha. [chinese]You want to fight? Fight me right now!"[/chinese] |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 6:04pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 6:10pm - the_reverend ""] I'm surprised no one said LOST HIGHWAY [/thread] |
| _________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 7:04pm - powerkok ""] I'm not sure what I would consider the worst movie I've ever seen, but I would bet money that Sandra Bullock was in it. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 7:05pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] I'd be more willing to bet the worst movie contains a crystal skull |
| _________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 7:10pm - powerkok ""] The worst of the series without a doubt. Ive seen far worse movies...although....I did want to leave halfway thru. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 7:20pm - DomesticTerror ""] go out now and rent The Onion Movie. guaranteed to please. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 7:58pm - Wantonnabe ""] The Grudge, Assassination Tango, The Dancer Upstairs, any videogame to movie. But Howard the Duck kicks ass for the record. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 9:35pm - chris_from_shit_fuck ""] Worst movie ever = Strange Wilderness. Painfully bad. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 7,2008 12:52pm - Nobody_Cares ""] GoatCatalyst said: In other news, Gummo is like a sacred epiphany from Sweet Father Below. A pox upon any who slander it! 100% agreed. Best movie ever. I show lots of people this movie and they see me later and say "I saw some Gummo shit today". Its real life. I've been getting into Gus Van Sant lately, Elephant and Paranoid Park are two good pieces of realistic filmmaking. As far as worst, I saw that Zohan disaster, I was suckered in. DON'T GO, YOU WILL WANT YOUR $ BACK! |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 7,2008 1:01pm - thuringwethil ""] I've NEVER seen the whole thing of "Gummo" I just switched it on during during that bathtub eating scene and just about puked up everything I'd eaten in the last 48 hours my roomie has it, though, I'd better watch this. After fasting for a while /// first sentence corrected after what, five hours? oops. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 7,2008 2:04pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Gummo is def a favorite of mine. |