I just got a flu shot[views:12680][posts:62]______________________________________ [Nov 29,2006 4:11pm - the_reverend ""] I'm not sure what the government robots are going to force me to do first. I hope it's pee on the couch. |
| ____________________________________________ [Nov 29,2006 4:19pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i have mine tomorrow... my roommate just got the flu. i'll probably get it from her and the get it again after i get the flu shot. |
| _____________________________ [Nov 29,2006 4:28pm - pam ""] Have fun with a runny nose for the next 3 months. |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 29,2006 4:35pm - Clinically Dead ""] Just got mine. At my work, the MA's (medical assistant) give these out like fucking candy. Felt like someone punched me in the arm two hours after the fact. Its made from egg serum. What it does is it infects you with a small dose (harmless) of the flu, so your white blood cells recognise it when someone else caughs straight into your ugly maw. That way you wont get sick, as you WBC's already know what to do. Make sure to punch whoever administers it to you right back in the arm or cunt. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 29,2006 4:54pm - the_reverend ""] my arm is sore... but I got one last year and didn't get the flu for the first time in years! BACKED HARD! I believe carina still got the flu. |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 29,2006 4:56pm - dreadkill ""] Clinically Dead said:Just got mine. At my work, the MA's (medical assistant) give these out like fucking candy. Felt like someone punched me in the arm two hours after the fact. Its made from egg serum. What it does is it infects you with a small dose (harmless) of the flu, so your white blood cells recognise it when someone else caughs straight into your ugly maw. That way you wont get sick, as you WBC's already know what to do. Make sure to punch whoever administers it to you right back in the arm or cunt. thank you, dr. science. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 29,2006 5:00pm - the_reverend ""] I got this little packet about it. I'm hoping norton caught any live viri. I don't want to start sending out spam or have all my keystrokes recorded. that would suck! the virus they give you is dead. |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 29,2006 5:21pm - elders of zion nli ""] It's AIDS! The government is gonna give you AIDS and fluoridated water. |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 29,2006 5:23pm - Clinically Dead ""] "thank you, dr. science. " You are so welcome. Being a phlebotomist, you hear alot medical mumbo jumbo. Maybe now i can tell you how to remove that dick out of your mouth. |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 29,2006 5:25pm - dreadkill ""] you have a dick in your ass if you got mad at my comment. i was joking around and thanking you for information at the same time. :( stop being mean to me, dr. science. :( it saddens me :( |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 29,2006 5:26pm - RichHorror ""] hahaha. Ken is the gayest person ever. |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 29,2006 5:27pm - dreadkill ""] i thought gay guys were attracted to other men? i'm only attracted to couches. |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 29,2006 5:27pm - Clinically Dead ""] "i was joking " As was i "you have a dick in your ass if you got mad at my comment. " Ditto |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 29,2006 5:29pm - RichHorror ""] You guys are really turning me on. |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 29,2006 5:29pm - dreadkill ""] that's why i said if, good doctor. |
| _____________________________ [Nov 29,2006 5:36pm - pam ""] The anons are REALLY mad tonight. World of Warcraft having server problems or something? |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 29,2006 5:37pm - RichHorror ""] That's not an anonymous user. It's Jay from Hirudinea. N00B. |
| _____________________________ [Nov 29,2006 5:40pm - pam ""] I thought I was in the METAL FORUM thread. Time to pay attention. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 29,2006 5:40pm - RichHorror ""] I don't support you or your way of life. |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 29,2006 5:46pm - ClinicallyDead ""] Okay okay, i am registered, i finally fucking did it. I hate WOW, only GTA is real. |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 29,2006 5:57pm - dreadkill ""] i only like WOW in the south park episode. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 29,2006 5:59pm - the_reverend ""] what about on american dad? |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 29,2006 6:03pm - dreadkill ""] i must have missed that episode. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 29,2006 8:05pm - anonymous ""] pam said:The anons are REALLY mad tonight. World of Warcraft having server problems or something? BUH HUHUHUHUHHU U ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY. U SHOULD BE TEH COMEDIAN. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 29,2006 8:06pm - RichHorror ""] Pam is funny enough to be on Hee-Haw, at least. |
| _______________________________________________ [Nov 29,2006 11:15pm - chris_from_shit_fuck ""] RichHorror said:Pam is funny enough to be on Hee-Haw, at least. maybe even the Gong Show. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 29,2006 11:17pm - dreadkill ""] at this point, she could be on SNL |
| _______________________________________________ [Nov 29,2006 11:19pm - chris_from_shit_fuck ""] burn. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 29,2006 11:29pm - RichHorror ""] Pam should post on www.returntothekitchen.com instead. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 30,2006 12:02am - dreadkill ""] she should never leave the kitchen, unless it's to do some laundry. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 30,2006 12:10am - RichHorror ""] Jon should give her a wash basin for Christmas... and a black eye. |
| ___________________________________________ [Nov 30,2006 12:51am - ct b0rderpatrol ""] flu shots make your immune system weak. ride the flu. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 30,2006 8:05am - succubus ""] i took off his band aid this morning..lucky me! |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 30,2006 8:09am - the_reverend ""] and I just had to give some blood. time to go home and EAT! rich/ken, you talk like pam can cook.. maybe if she's cooking a big bunch of uncircumcised dildos... but that's about it. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 30,2006 8:15am - succubus ""] are you going to finish the shepherd's pie i made? i combined both plates into 1. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 30,2006 8:19am - the_reverend ""] I will eat it with my hands behind my back! |
| _______________________________ [Nov 30,2006 10:32am - Yeti ""] people are such weenies. its just the flu. vaccines should be limited to elderly and people with weak immune systems. they keep pumping out this vaccine shit and its going to alter the flu virus to be some mega ultra uber flu. |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 30,2006 1:00pm - ariavette ""] pam said:Have fun with a runny nose for the next 3 months. aww eww.. really? |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 30,2006 1:30pm - the_reverend ""] yeti: wrong, I don't want to get a shitty virus for 2 weeks and be out of comission. these virus mutate each year. that's why you have to get a new one each year. it tricks your body into having antibodies for the virus. this is what your body will do naturally after 2 weeks of misery. I had the attitude about it being for old people until I decided to try it last year. after I didn't get the flu, I'm sold. |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 30,2006 1:32pm - Messerschmitt ""] the only cure to the flu is to kill all CHINKS! i saw it on the news |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 30,2006 1:56pm - Messerschmitt ""] we have to start with north quincy |
| ______________________________ [Nov 30,2006 3:15pm - Yeti ""] rev: fair enough |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 28,2012 10:00am - Alx_Casket ""] Getting mine now, hopefully this will be the first year that I don't contract Wreningitis at a fall/winter show. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 28,2012 10:25am - Burnsy ""] Lol. You get flu shots? That's queer. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 28,2012 10:29am - Alx_Casket ""] Shutup! |
| _______________________________ [Sep 28,2012 10:30am - Yeti ""] fools. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 4,2012 2:47pm - Alx_Casket ""] http://www.cdc.gov/flu/spotlights/early-season-nivw.htm |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 4,2012 2:56pm - the_reverend ""] I need to do this. |
| _______________________________________________ [Dec 4,2012 3:03pm - armchair_psychologist ""] Burnsy said:Lol. You get flu shots? That's queer. lol |
| __________________________________ [Dec 4,2012 3:19pm - Boozegood ""] Where is the best/fastest place to get one? |
| _____________________________ [Dec 4,2012 3:19pm - Yeti ""] this is still for fools. i've had the flu maybe 10 times in my life. not worth injecting junk into my body. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 4,2012 3:22pm - Alx_Casket ""] Tully, you're in Boston, right? http://www.bphc.org/programs/infectiousdis...za/fluvaccinefinder/Pages/Home.aspx |
| _______________________________ [Dec 4,2012 3:24pm - KEVORD ""] RichHorror said:I don't support you or your way of life.sums up this thread for me. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 5,2013 10:46am - Alx_Casket ""] Can I get the flu from getting the vaccine? No, the vaccine contains a killed virus and cannot give you the flu. Some people may experience slight pain or redness at the injection site or a slight achy feeling for a day or two. Many find taking over-the-counter pain relievers alleviate the symptoms. I never get the flu so I don’t need to be vaccinated, right? Even if you don’t get flu symptoms or have mild ones, you can still pass the virus to patients, co-workers, family members and others. Flu can be a very serious, even fatal, illness, especially for those who are immune-compromised, have chronic medical conditions, or are greater than 60 years or less than 5 years of age. Who should NOT receive the influenza vaccine? Influenza vaccine should be administered annually to everyone except the following: a. Less than 6 months of age b. A life-threatening reaction following a previous dose of influenza vaccine c. A history of Guillain-Barré syndrome within 6 weeks of a dose of influenza vaccine d. If you are sick and do not feel well, wait until symptoms resolve I have an egg allergy. Can I receive the influenza vaccine? Yes. Egg allergy is not a reason to refuse the influenza vaccine. For those with a history of egg allergy (such as being unable to eat scrambled eggs), the CDC recommends a specific vaccine that does not contain egg protein (FluBlok). I’m afraid of needles. Are there other options? Yes, there is an intra-dermal version of the vaccine available to help get as many people vaccinated as possible. This vaccine is licensed for people 18 through 64 years. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Sep 5,2013 11:00am - RTTP conspiracy theorist ""] The government puts mind control serum in flu shots. Don't let them inject you. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 30,2013 9:10am - Alx_Casket ""] Flu is in full effect in MA now. 2009 H1N1 influenza A virus is the majority of cases, which is covered by the flu shot. Have fun being miserable in bed for 2 weeks, conspiracy theorists. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 8,2014 10:52am - the_reverend ""] bump |
| ______________________________ [Oct 8,2014 12:00pm - Yeti ""] still won't get it, still fine. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 8,2014 12:03pm - Alx_Casket ""] Getting mine today, flu is already going around. |
| __________________________________ [Oct 8,2014 12:24pm - posbleak ""] This thread is my annual reminder As great as H1N1 was for losing a quick 5lbs. I don't want to go through it again |
| ________________________________ [Oct 8,2014 12:30pm - Mr. T ""] I pity the flu |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 8,2014 2:34pm - largefreakatzero ""] bennyhillifier |
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