Post slashfic about your favorite RTTP celebrities[views:13906][posts:60]_________________________________________ [Dec 10,2013 8:56am - conservationist ""] ...was bathed in diarrhea because Conservationist cooked with stale onions... |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 26,2014 2:01pm - Megatron ""] ...and Megatron turned into a pistol and shot Duncan. He then returned the $18 to NH Brufaggotry who... |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 26,2014 7:37pm - conservationist ""] ...spent it on Arduous Task merch, causing The Reverend to call him up and say he had something important to discuss. When the Rev got there and rang the doorbell, NH Brufaggotry answered the door wearing... |
| _________________________________________________ [Jul 6,2014 7:40pm - Mr. Internet Muscle Fag ""] ...a miniskirt he stole from an $18 hooker. Then I beat the shit out of largefreakatzero who was on the ground crying and... |
| ___________________________________________________________ [Jul 6,2014 9:57pm - RTTP DEPT OF NICE GUYS PAY 2 PLAY ""] Just then a bus load of people headed to RPM fest drove by. It was fucking empty because no one wants to spend their day at a yokel fest unless they're playing it. Luckily Dan Hammer was driving it as his divorce tears caused him to veer off the road and crash into Tim Riley's house. The firefighters on the scene were busy laughing at Tim's stupid battle flannel when all of a sudden... |
| _________________________________________________________________________ [Jul 7,2014 10:33am - RTTP DEPARTMENT OF SAMANTHA IS A BIG FAT BITCH ""] ...Samantha's obsession with Scott Wily was triggered and she kept insisting she wasn't a big fat bitch. Then the next Metal Thursday rolled around and... |
| ___________________________________________________ [Jul 7,2014 1:55pm - AWETOPPE-C SEIS SEIS SEIS ""] I pulled Samantha over to the tent outside & buried my face in those luscious boobs. Pausing only to grab a few camera phone keepsakes of the event I was shocked yet delighted to see....... |
| ___________________________________________________ [Jul 7,2014 2:04pm - MIKE GOLDBERG & JOE ROGAN ""] ...An exciting rematch between Robin & Melody! Joe, it looks like Robin is curled up in his signature fetal position crying for the pain to stop. What is he looking to do here? He's gotta get out of there and act like a man. Experience tells us that he won't because he's a dickless pussy that beat up a girl in the first place and has never actually won a fight in his life. AND IT'S ALLL OVER!! ROBIN HAS GOTTEN HIS ASS KICKED BY HIS EX GIRLFRIEND AND IS A FAGGET FOR LIFE. Coming up next on Spike.... |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 7,2014 2:33pm - Bobby Testicles ""] ...What do you do when you encounter an androgynous fagget stuck in the 80s who wears spandex? More from an eyewitness who saw Thundersteel's ass upclose and personal. The commercial break ended and the interviewer asked... |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 7,2014 2:47pm - BitchNight ""] Hessian Hofbrau Toil if his band Arduous Task were really nazis or just a bit wary of dirty mongrels like......... |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 7,2014 9:58pm - GEORGE ZIMMER ""] [img] ... ME, GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WAREHOUSE. WHILE TRADING DOWN AT THE NEW HAVEN PIER FOR AFFORDABLE ARMANIS, I SPOTTED EZRA'S SUCCULENT SISTER SERVICING A SQUAD OF SIX SOMALI SAILORS. UNFAZED, I UNFASTENED MY ZIMMER ZIPPER AND UNLEASHED THE LEGENDARY LADYLOOSENER. SLAMMING MY SALACIOUS PLEASURE PONTOON ON THE DOCK, I ASSUMED A SUMO STANCE. WITH A HOARSELY HOLLERED HAKKEYOI, I ACHIEVED AROUSAL IN LESS TIME THAN YOU COULD SAY "BUT." AWED AT MY PRODIGIOUSLY PENDULOUS HEBREW HOLEREAMER, SHE LUNGED FOR MY LENGTHY LOVETACKLE. MISJUDGING THE DISTANCE TO MY MEAT MAST, SHE SLIPPED ON A SMEAR OF SOMALI SEMEN AND FELL FACE-FIRST INTO MY FAUSTIAN FALLOPIAN FLAYER, KNOCKING HERSELF OUT COLD. I SPRANG INTO ACTION. REVERSING MY SUMO STANCE AND CLENCHING MY CAPACIOUS COLON, I BLASTED A BREATHFUL OF THE FOULEST FALAFEL FARTS EVER TO FLECK A FACE WITH FECES STRAIGHT INTO THE TREMBLING TROLLOP'S NOSE. MY INGENIOUSLY IMPROVISED SULFUROUS SMELLING SALTS DID THE TRICK, AND SHE SERVICED MY ISRAELI INTESTINE INVADER UNTIL DAWN, WHEN I TURNED HER OUT TO MAKE CAB FARE. I GUARANTEE IT. SUDDENLY, JUST WHEN I WAS I GUARANTEEING IT... |