Time for a JOKE thread...[views:7722][posts:59]______________________________________ [May 30,2007 12:48pm - Josh_Martin ""] Did you hear about the jew with a hard-on who ran into a wall? He broke his nose. |
| ______________________________________ [May 30,2007 12:50pm - Josh_Martin ""] How many rape victims does it take to change a light bulb? Fifty one. One to change the bulb and fifty to ask for it. |
| ______________________________________ [May 30,2007 12:51pm - Josh_Martin ""] A priest and a rabbi are walking past a playground. The priest says "hey, let's fuck those kids over there" The rabbi replied "fuck 'em out of what?" |
| ____________________________________________________ [May 30,2007 1:37pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Josh_Martin said:A black and a jew walk into a bar and the bartender says "You two, get the fuck out of here!" hahahahahahaha |
| _________________________________________ [May 31,2007 11:02am - This_Is_Heresy ""] Anybody have a favorite pickup line? This is mine: "Hey baby... Lets not turn this rape into a murder." |
| _______________________________________ [May 31,2007 11:06am - Whoremastery ""] Q.what did the tampon say to the other tampon? A.Nothing..they were both stuck up cunts! |
| ____________________________________________ [May 31,2007 11:21am - Armed_With_A_Mind ""] A guy is preparing for a weekend fishing trip by packing the car. He goes into the house and his wife isn't packing like he expected, so he says "You better get packing, your coming on this fishing trip." She replied with "I don't want go, I hate fishing." Then the husband says "Well you have 3 options, you can come on the trip with me, we can have anal sex or you can give me a blow job." The wife says "Well, I guess I'll think about it." So the husband goes and finishes packing the car and comes back in. The wife has made her descion and she says "I really don't wanna go so I guess I'll give you a blow job." The wife starts to give him oral pleasure and she stops and says "this tastes like shit, what did you do!?" The husband replys with "The dog didn't want to come fishing either" I thought it was good stuff |
| ________________________________ [May 31,2007 11:57am - ghey ""] why did all the blacks move to detriot cuz they heard there were no jobs there |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 6,2007 5:40pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] :LOL: |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 6,2007 10:14pm - fuck logging in ""] A bear goes up to a rabbit and asks, " when you shit does the shit stick to your fur." the rabbit says "no" so the beatr wiped his ass with the rabbit. |