Does anyone know: Rich Bova(most well known shredder in NE), Painful Pleasure(bans), Best Friend Solitude(Band), Darkest Ruin(band), Desiree Villegas (Diety)?
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[Jun 13,2009 3:50pm - BoarcorpseJimbo ""]
^^that's funny, because if you beat Emperor Palameciah in FF2 for SNES without loosing any hit points you fight Rich Bova.. who proceeds to devour any will you might have had to ever play video games again.
[Jun 13,2009 3:52pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
Jeremy Roenick in NHLPA '93 is actually Rich Bova.
[Jun 13,2009 3:57pm - The_Bludgeoner ""]
i heard rich bova surgically replaced his hands with humming birds in order to maintain his title as most famous shredder in New England
[Jun 13,2009 3:58pm - Sacreligion ""]
The humming bird was only his right hand. For otherworldly double-picking abilities.
[Jun 18,2009 6:00pm - Whatever ""]
Wow - you guys really are ugly haters. I know Rich and he is an awesome person. Don't blame him because his skills far surpass your own. And even if they don't - prove it. You really are a bunch of jealous twelve year old menstruating boys. Welcome to the world of metal (aka the biggest crybabies EVER). Obviously REAL musicians don't know about this site - otherwise they would be kicking all of your pussified asses for crying about your unworthiness rather than proving youselves. Way to make Metal fans look like a bunch of skirts. Go pick on Britney or Miley. They are way more in your maturity range.
[Jun 18,2009 6:01pm - RichHorror ""]
FIGHT ME U WONT
[Jun 18,2009 6:04pm - patmeebles ""]
pffffffffbwahahahahahah!!!
[Jun 18,2009 6:05pm - Doomkid ""]
RichHorror said:FIGHT ME U WONT
Seconded.
ANONYMOUS POSTING IS BRO.
[Jun 18,2009 6:08pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
Whatever said:Wow - you guys really are ugly haters. I know Rich and he is an awesome person. Don't blame him because his skills far surpass your own. And even if they don't - prove it. You really are a bunch of jealous twelve year old menstruating boys. Welcome to the world of metal (aka the biggest crybabies EVER). Obviously REAL musicians don't know about this site - otherwise they would be kicking all of your pussified asses for crying about your unworthiness rather than proving youselves. Way to make Metal fans look like a bunch of skirts. Go pick on Britney or Miley. They are way more in your maturity range.
I'm assuming you are either a troll or Rich's GF. If the latter, please make with the sexy time yes
:tightiewhities:
[Jun 18,2009 6:27pm - Sacreligion ""]
My assumption is that "Whatever" also wrote the bio, although I doubt Bova would grace us with his presence.
[Jun 18,2009 6:45pm - Whatever ""]
LMAO - no, I am not Rich's girlfriend, a troll, or the one who wrote the bio (my english is far superior to that garbage). RichHorror - Miley could fight you and win. I just think you guys could have better things to do thabn pick on someone with an ego - like I said, if you're better than prove it. Don't you think you guys should all be preparing for your world tours with your own kick-ass metal bands showcasing your own superior talents? Inferiority complex????
[Jun 18,2009 6:53pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
bova says what?
[Jun 18,2009 6:53pm - Sacreligion ""]
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[Jun 18,2009 6:53pm - BoarcorpseJimbo ""]
I don't think that's it.
[Jun 18,2009 6:54pm - RustyPS ""]
anyone who truly believes that about himself deserves to be brought down some pegs
[Jun 18,2009 6:59pm - BoarcorpseJimbo ""]
I don't think that's it. You can't just say that the reason someone is putting someone else down is an Inferiority complex, especially given the circumstances. That bio ASKED for it. Seriously, do you really not think it was the most over the top thing you'd ever read? If it had been written about fucking RUSH it would have been just as narcissistic, and laughable.
[Jun 18,2009 8:05pm - whatever ""]
Yep - the bio asked for it. When did confidence get so ridiculed? I call what you guys are doing childish and a classic response to not being able to prove yourselves. Boasting may not always be accurate, but people that ridicule it rather than disproving the claim, are inferior by default(and nature). It's like the hyena laughing at the lions' roar, and calling it narcissistic.
[Jun 18,2009 8:09pm - whatever ""]
Agai - I'm not Rich Bova (honest), his girlfirend, a troll, any member of the band, oreven affiliated with the band. Just a girl - and I think "Fuckismysignature" and Sacreligion" may be the two gayest bitches I have ever met - nobody is that jealous without being a total pansy at heart
[Jun 18,2009 8:12pm - xgodzillax ""]
rich bova is unimpressed with your ability to ride the rich bova.
[Jun 18,2009 8:23pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
whatever - you have shown me the error of my ways.
[Jun 18,2009 8:28pm - Doomkid ""]
whatever said:I think "Fuckismysignature" and Sacreligion" may be the two gayest bitches I have ever met - nobody is that jealous without being a total pansy at heart
You've obviously never me me, I'm a much bigger homotron than those two.
[Jun 18,2009 9:02pm - Schrammbo ""]
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[Jun 18,2009 10:09pm - xgodzillax ""]
apparently 12 year old boys menstruate. i guess i missed that phase of my boyhood. golly gee
[Jun 19,2009 2:03am - PatMeebles ""]
I get it now! Every time someone shit-talked George Bush, it was just because they were butt hurt that they didn't have his awesome oratory skills! Thanks Whatever!
[Jun 19,2009 2:23am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""]
PatMeebles said:I get it now! Every time someone shit-talked George Bush, it was just because they were butt hurt that they didn't have his awesome oratory skills! Thanks Whatever!
And Whatever's shit-talking indicates that he's butt hurt he isn't US!
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I AM SHITTING BRICKS
[Jun 19,2009 2:37am - Avalonwinds ""]
Self-delusion is henceforth known as BOVANISM.
I have an ex-gf that reminds me of you. want me to hook you up? :pukeface:
[Jun 19,2009 9:26am - xmikex ""]
BobNOMAAMRooney said:Jeremy Roenick in NHLPA '93 is actually Rich Bova.
Mel Gray in NFL 95 is actually Rich Bova
[Jun 19,2009 9:29am - RustyPS ""]
xmikex said:
BobNOMAAMRooney said:Jeremy Roenick in NHLPA '93 is actually Rich Bova.
Mel Gray in NFL 95 is actually Rich Bova
Bo Jackson in Tecmo Bowl is actually Rich Bova
[Jun 19,2009 9:45am - dreadkill ""]
the game genie is actually rich bover
[Jun 19,2009 9:48am - dreadkill ""]
Doomkid%20still%20in%20Oakland said:Bova you quit your bitchin. Their biography was posted originally for its own absurdness, the phenom it has become is beside the point.fixed
[Jun 19,2009 9:50am - dreadkill ""]
xgodzillax said:apparently 12 year old boys menstruate. i guess i missed that phase of my boyhood. golly geeyou were robbed of your sweet innocence. :(
[Jun 19,2009 10:46am - XmikeX ""]
FUCK YALLZ
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[Jun 19,2009 10:48am - RustyPS ""]
NBA JAM: BOVA EDITION FTW
[Jun 19,2009 10:49am - XmikeX ""]
HE'S ON FIRE!!
[Jun 19,2009 12:18pm - Kadoog‘n‘stuff ""]
BOOMSHAKABOVA
[Jun 19,2009 4:34pm - whatever ""]
Sorry I missed all these comments - first, I'm a woman, second calling you "a bunch of twelve year old menstruating boys" is my way of calling you a bunch of cunts without being quite so crude - my mistake. I won't dignify the butt-hurt remark, because that's a tiny bit too girly even for me. And yes, I think if you really have shit to say, why don't you say it to the people you're "dissing"? and do something about it? Or better yet, just don't listen to their music or visit their website? I don't have to chastise my children this much for their poor behavior and social skills.....bunch of monkeys.
[Jun 19,2009 4:38pm - BoarcorpseJimbo ""]
ok, let me reiterate. WHY ARE YOU POSTING HERE? Just like you wanna know why we don't just not listen or go to their myspace. (we don't anyways, like I told you, it's just funny) why wouldn't you just not read this thread? Bit hypocritical if you ask me.
[Jun 19,2009 4:40pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""]
whatever said:Sorry I missed all these comments - first, I'm a woman, second calling you "a bunch of twelve year old menstruating boys" is my way of calling you a bunch of cunts without being quite so crude - my mistake. I won't dignify the butt-hurt remark, because that's a tiny bit too girly even for me. And yes, I think if you really have shit to say, why don't you say it to the people you're "dissing"? and do something about it? Or better yet, just don't listen to their music or visit their website? I don't have to chastise my children this much for their poor behavior and social skills.....bunch of monkeys.
You're just jealous that you're a woman and your brain is one-tenth the size of the male posters on RTTP. Why don't you talk your shit to our faces and do something about it?
FIGHT ME U WON'T
[Jun 19,2009 4:48pm - xmikex ""]
whatever said:Sorry I missed all these comments - first, I'm a woman, second calling you "a bunch of twelve year old menstruating boys" is my way of calling you a bunch of cunts without being quite so crude - my mistake. I won't dignify the butt-hurt remark, because that's a tiny bit too girly even for me. And yes, I think if you really have shit to say, why don't you say it to the people you're "dissing"? and do something about it? Or better yet, just don't listen to their music or visit their website? I don't have to chastise my children this much for their poor behavior and social skills.....bunch of monkeys.
I gave Rich a 9 for shred ability in NBA Jam. What the hell are you so upset about?
[Jun 19,2009 4:52pm - Blue ""]
woahwoahwoahwoahwoahBOVA
[Jun 19,2009 4:54pm - arilliusbm ""]
are you an attractive woman?
[Jun 19,2009 5:39pm - whatever ""]
Last post - I promise - and then you guys can pretend you're me like Doomkid. I'm not jealous because my brain is one tenth the size of the "male" posters on this site. I have a proven IQ of 137. Regardless of the size of my brain, it works extremely well. I seriously could kick your ass, because your balls are probably the size of my pitiful brain. I'm not hypocritical - I just heard you guys were bashing on my friends and weren't brave enough to actually take up issue with them, so I came to see what all the fuss was about. I was sucked in by something ony a fraction smaller than BobNOMAAMRooney's pussy. Not very difficult - just ask his boyfriend. And I believe I';m talking as much shit to your faces as you are talking to their faces. So put your (welfare) m oney where your mouth is.
arilliusbm - I'm not a supermodel, but, yeah, I'd fuck me if I were a guy.
Okay - so, feel free to start ripping on me - since it's obvious if anyone can speak their own mind, you pout and cry about it if it differs from your opinions.
[Jun 19,2009 5:49pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""]
So the boyfriend statement was supposed to be a gay joke but in the sentence before that you wrote that I have a pussy. Kind of hard to be gay for a theoretical dude if I have a theoretical vagina.
Look everyone, a woman's brain in action!
[Jun 19,2009 6:22pm - whatever ""]
No, this is a woman's brain in action - changing her mind about this being her last post! You called yourself a theoretical dude. Enough said.
[Jun 19,2009 6:26pm - DrewBlood@Work ""]
xmikex said:
whatever said:Sorry I missed all these comments - first, I'm a woman, second calling you "a bunch of twelve year old menstruating boys" is my way of calling you a bunch of cunts without being quite so crude - my mistake. I won't dignify the butt-hurt remark, because that's a tiny bit too girly even for me. And yes, I think if you really have shit to say, why don't you say it to the people you're "dissing"? and do something about it? Or better yet, just don't listen to their music or visit their website? I don't have to chastise my children this much for their poor behavior and social skills.....bunch of monkeys.
I gave Rich a 9 for shred ability in NBA Jam.
IS IT THE SHOES???
[Jun 19,2009 6:54pm - PatMeebles ""]
whatever said:No, this is a woman's brain in action - changing her mind about this being her last post! You called yourself a theoretical dude. Enough said.
Typical woman. And you won't address the butt-hurt comment because you know it's true.
[Jun 19,2009 7:03pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""]
whatever said:No, this is a woman's brain in action - changing her mind about this being her last post! You called yourself a theoretical dude. Enough said.
You can't read a simple sentence, you stupid broad.
BobNOMAAMRooney%20nli said:Kind of hard to be gay for a theoretical dude if I have a theoretical vagina.
Let me break it down for your puny feminine brain.
1.You insinuated that I had both a vagina and a boyfriend in an attempt to insult me with some highly intelligent homophobic humor.
2. I responded by wondering how I could be gay for a theoretical boyfriend if I also had a vagina, as that would make me a woman and engaged in a heterosexual relationship. It'd be just as retarded if I were to say "Oh man, if you had a dick you'd totally fuck women!"
3. You respond in turn by showcasing the piss poor reading comprehension of a woman with a "proven IQ of 137"
[Jun 19,2009 7:08pm - arilliusbm ""]
whatever said:
arilliusbm - I'm not a supermodel, but, yeah, I'd fuck me if I were a guy.
That's what I'm talkin' about.:satancross:
[Jun 19,2009 7:21pm - whatever ""]
Break it down all you want - I think you're drawing attention away from the fact that in my "last post" I compared the size of my brain to the size of your testicles. Your protestations insofar have tried to diminish the size of my brain, therefore diminishing your now puny (your own words) male genitalia. Although I stand by my orginal statement - I'm pretty sure you have (or are ) a cunt.
[Jun 19,2009 7:23pm - PatMeebles ""]
whatever said:Break it down all you want - I think you're drawing attention away from the fact that in my "last post" I compared the size of my brain to the size of your testicles. Your protestations insofar have tried to diminish the size of my brain, therefore diminishing your now puny (your own words) male genitalia. Although I stand by my orginal statement - I'm pretty sure you have (or are ) a cunt.
And you're desparately drawing away from the fact that you're a dumbass who can't admit that people aren't automatically jealous of whoever they make fun of.