Does anyone know: Rich Bova(most well known shredder in NE), Painful Pleasure(bans), Best Friend Solitude(Band), Darkest Ruin(band), Desiree Villegas (Diety)?[views:195037][posts:568]__________________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 3:03pm - largefreakatzero ""] Oh fuck, this has me fucking dying over here. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 3:16pm - mikeofdecrepitude ""] Rich Bova made a Faustian pact with the devil in order to obtain the ultimate shredding skills. He also provided him with hair styling tips, to boost his animal magnetism. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 3:21pm - dreadkill ""] i wish i knew about rich bova the other day when my cousin told me one of his teachers is mrs. bova. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 3:21pm - xmikex ""] Rich Bova tunes to the sound of quasars burning. Rich Bova threw his copy of Guitar Hero out the window when he found out it wasn't a 2D scrolling game about his life. One time Steve Vai tried out for Saint to Sinner, and Rich fell asleep in the middle of it. He woke up and asked in a sarcastic tone if the summer camp talent show was over yet. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 3:34pm - W3 nli ""] he should jam with rich rosa or rich costa |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 3:34pm - mikeofdecrepitude ""] Rich Bova's one night stand with Rob Halford birthed Painful Pleasure. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 4:30pm - Sacreligion ""] The assassination of Lincoln was a coverup. Abe's head exploded when Rich Bova debuted his interpretive masterpiece of "Our American Cousin" at Ford's Theater. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 4:35pm - metal_church101 ""] arilliusbm said:Rich Bova's amps don't go to 10. Or 11. They go to 12. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 4:41pm - dreadkill ""] they go to infinity |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 4:42pm - Sacreligion ""] Rich Bova has to turn his amps to -10 in order to spare the lives of his billions of fans. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 4:43pm - mikeofdecrepitude ""] Rich Bova is the reincarnation of Nebuchadnezzar. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 4:46pm - mikeofdecrepitude ""] Rich Bova is a silicon-based life form. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 4:56pm - Sacreligion ""] Rich Bova anagrams to "rib havoc." He really does make me laugh. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 5:01pm - dreadkill ""] rich bova eats guitars and shits out platinum records. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 5:04pm - Sacreligion ""] Rich Bova requires adamantium-plated Monster cables to handle the physical manifestation of the energy that is his guitar playing. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 5:57pm - RustyPS ""] Rich Bova is Skynet |
| _____________________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 7:19pm - The Real Rich Bova ""] Yea well you guys think this is funny, wait till I file my class action lawsuit against every single one of your asses. Fucking slandering prinks. how would you feel if you got made fun of like this. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 7:27pm - PatMeebles ""] Slandering prinks? Oh Noez! |
| _____________________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 7:32pm - The Real Rich Bova ""] I'm joking. This isn't him |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 7:36pm - PatMeebles ""] I figured. The real one would probably have a combination of trying to be nice and gloating about how he's getting signed the second some bigwig discovers them in a shit bar. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 11:44pm - xgodzillax ""] read from the bottom up! ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: IN THE SHIT (New Song and Still Needs Bass Player) To: Saint To Sinner Date: Jun 10, 2009 10:24 PM Subject: RE: youre asking me a question about a forum, thats faggot shit get a life. ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Saint To Sinner To: IN THE SHIT (New Song and Still Needs Bass Player) Date: Jun 10, 2009 10:17 PM Subject: RE: Faggot?! I was just asking a question... ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: IN THE SHIT (New Song and Still Needs Bass Player) To: Saint To Sinner Date: Jun 10, 2009 10:15 PM Subject: RE: i dont know what the fuck youre talking about but sure faggot. ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Saint To Sinner To: IN THE SHIT (New Song and Still Needs Bass Player) Date: Jun 10, 2009 9:32 PM Subject: Are you those badass guys who wrote in return to thr pit about us~ |
| __________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 11:48pm - W3 nli ""] yeah sorry i wasnt aware of the fun y'all were having my B |
| _________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 12:25am - xmikex ""] If you google Rich Bova RTTP is the 5th hit. This is exactly 1/5th as big as dead ICP baby. Rich Bova was an original member of Wyld Stallyns God gave rock and roll to Rich Bova, put a little soul in Rich Bova |
| __________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 12:29am - Doomkid ""] That is an amazing exchange, I wonder if they're lurking. W3 get your f0rum skilzz together. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 12:41am - W3 nli ""] again im sorry, i clearly fail. fml rttp style kid |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 1:04am - arilliusbm ""] haha badass guys |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 1:28am - xgodzillax ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 2:25am - Sacreligion ""] What do we have to do to get this thread to be the first thing Google shows when someone searches Rich Bova? |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 2:37am - the_reverend ""] if you look under Rich Bova's guitar, there is another guitar tuned to f#. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 2:41am - the_reverend ""] Rich Bova is the new Joe Christiani... and one time when they got together... well, let's just say the warp-zone thread happen at that brief moment in time. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 3:59am - butt pirate ""] Sacreligion said:What do we have to do to get this thread to be the first thing Google shows when someone searches Rich Bova? It's #3 now. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 5:32am - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] FLAVORED WATER |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 5:38am - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] Bova's Bakery in the North End is open 24 hours a day, Papa Bova is disappointed that his son is more interested in melting faces with killer shreds than filling cannoli and often threatens the boy with military school for missed shifts. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 8:33am - xmikex ""] Of course you're gonna get it as the #1 result if you search "Rich Bova RTTP" |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 8:44am - SkinSandwich ""] He just got F'd in the A! |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 8:56am - metal_church101 ""] xgodzillax said:[img] LOL @ #3. "He was actually fucked in the ass by Rich Bova ripping the ..." |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 10:15am - markrichardsmobile ""] HAHAHA, success! I am proud to see my words displayed in such a manner. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 11:17am - metal_church101 ""] Bova's myspage where it says sounds like: "Old School Metal And New School Melal Gave Birth To Talanted Little Bastard, Pumped Him Full Of Steorids And Set Him Off To Play" |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 11:24am - ouchdrummer ""] this thread = epic win |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 11:25am - dreadkill ""] when rich bova dutch ovens a girl, she becomes pregnant with octuplets |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 11:29am - metal_church101 ""] I hear that he doesn't even need an amp. He just plugs the guitar right into his own ass. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 11:33am - ouchdrummer ""] wow. unholy moley! |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 11:40am - arilliusbm ""] when rich bova reads returntothepit, he stares deep into your soul and crushes you with his mental powers for making fun of him |
| __________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 11:45am - RustyPS ""] arilliusbm said:when rich bova reads returntothepit, he stares deep into your soul and crushes you with his mental powers for making fun of him its funny that you mention that....because Bova felt that Einstein was becoming too smart, so in order to stop Einstein from being smarter than him, Bova used his mental powers to cause the rupture of an abdominal aortic aneurysm, which eventually led to Einstein's death |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 11:49am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] In order to achieve ejaculation when masturbating, Rich Bova's hand must be in proper position for a root 6 minor 7 flat 5 chord. And yes, he masturbates lefty (fret hand, duh). |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 12:04pm - Kadoog‘n‘stuff ""] Rich Bova will use this thread as a press release, believing that deep down, we all mean it. Rich Bova finds his savior every morning at the bottom of his mirrored cereal bowls. Rich Bova sleeps with a life-size cardboard cutout of Rich Bova, mid-powerslide, for easier penetration. Rich Bova had a twin sister in the womb, but his constant shredding on her umbilical cord caused a partial miscarriage. Rich Bova is Rich Bova. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 12:19pm - xmikex ""] Kadoog‘n‘stuff said: Rich Bova finds his savior every morning at the bottom of his mirrored cereal bowls. aaahhhahaha. Rich Bova was Christ's 13th disciple, but left to pursue a solo career. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 12:30pm - MikeofDecrepitude ""] Rich Bova was recently found dead inside of his apartment, from an apparent drug overdose. The suicide note was scrawled and illegible, with the letters "RTTP" being the only decipherable words. More details to follow, and now here's Tom with the weather. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 12:39pm - xmikex ""] Don't get too excited. He's only shedding his human shell. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 12:43pm - metal_church101 ""] MikeofDecrepitude said:Rich Bova was recently found dead inside of his apartment, from an apparent drug overdose. The suicide note was scrawled and illegible, with the letters "RTTP" being the only decipherable words. More details to follow, and now here's Tom with the weather. LULZ. |