Does anyone know: Rich Bova(most well known shredder in NE), Painful Pleasure(bans), Best Friend Solitude(Band), Darkest Ruin(band), Desiree Villegas (Diety)?[views:196199][posts:568]___________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 4:46pm - arilliusbm ""] PBS is changing their show "Nova" to "Bova" in honor of the greatest guitar player that ever lived. |
______________________________ [Jun 9,2009 4:51pm - tylor ""] RichHorror said:I just found his personal MySpace and sent him a link to this thread. i was gonna feel bad til i found his myspace too and saw that his headline says "It's Not Bragging When You Truly Are The Best" ... and listened to his music :HAHAHA: |
___________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 4:52pm - arilliusbm ""] are you serious? it really says that? what a fucking tool |
__________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 4:53pm - narkybark ""] mess with the best die like the rest |
______________________________ [Jun 9,2009 4:55pm - tylor ""] http://www.myspace.com/bovabfs someone was gonna do it the music is laughs though |
____________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 5:00pm - Sacreligion ""] Please tell me that's him on the vocals. |
____________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 5:00pm - Sacreligion ""] Damn, it's not. |
__________________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 5:06pm - mikeofdecrepitude ""] His KoRn braids make him the real deal. It's not bragging when you truly look like a faggot. |
_____________________________ [Jun 9,2009 5:08pm - Blue ""] holy shit those vocals are sewper siq |
__________________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 5:08pm - mikeofdecrepitude ""] aren't they? |
___________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 5:10pm - RichHorror ""] I look forward to him calling RTTP a bunch of jealous faggots and challenging the entire message board to a fight. |
_______________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 5:18pm - monster_island ""] " Sounds Like Old School Metal And New School Melal Gave Birth To Talanted Little Bastard, Pumped Him Full Of Steorids And Set Him Off To Play " i ve lived here in Rhode Island all my life and never knew of or heard the talent that is Bova |
_____________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 5:20pm - joeyumbrella ""] Was gonna say this thread is faggot, but clicked the link. NOW I SEE THE LIGHT!!!! |
_____________________________ [Jun 9,2009 5:21pm - eric ""] there hasnt been a good RttP vs. shitty band epic fight in a while. may the gods bless us with a truly epic thread. |
_____________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 5:26pm - joeyumbrella ""] fight! fight! fight! fight! WEDGIE! WEDGIE! WEDGIE! WEDGIE!!!!! |
______________________________ [Jun 9,2009 5:27pm - Pires ""] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! how is this really considered good? does he really think he's the best? for the love of fuck, will bova just please get on this message board already so all of us interweb losers can just rip these guys to shreds??? |
___________________________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 5:36pm - aril on the commuter rail ""] I heard Rich Bova wanted to leagally change his name to Richard Malmsteen. Ever guitar gets an erection knowing that the sacred hands of Bova are about to touch it. Rich Bova wrote a letter to Guitar Center asking if they could change their name to Bova Center. Rumor has it that Rich Bova's dreadlocks contain the cure for cancer but he's too good to let people know about it. Richard Bova knows that Bach doesn't hold a candle to his musical ability. |
___________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 6:42pm - RichHorror ""] I've had to pay Rich Bova $300 a month since birth for the use of his first name. |
______________________________ [Jun 9,2009 6:45pm - Pires ""] So THATS how he afforded to by that wonderful 7string ibanez that has allowed us to hear his beautiful skills. |
_______________________________ [Jun 9,2009 7:40pm - STLUCI ""] the good thing about everyone ragging on this band is at least it keeps everyone from ragging on my band for a while . |
___________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 7:42pm - RichHorror ""] I'm pretty sure after the initial reaction all the ragging on your band was just from the one bitter weirdo. |
____________________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 9:38pm - markrichardsmobile ""] Rich Bova used to play guitar for Graveside Service but now they are boring...or however that shit goes. |
________________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 9:56pm - metal_church101 ""] Rich Bova is McGunk!!!! |
______________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 11:08pm - goatcatalyst ""] Yuqi Hu I change my name to Rich Bova and I get so much pussy now Jeanette makes her jealous! |
____________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 11:08pm - RichHorror ""] hahaha |
________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 8:42am - xmikex ""] When you hear thunder at night it's really just Rich Bova chugging an E chord. Rich Bova composed the theme song to Sanford & Son, and got pissed when the producers removed his 12 minute solo. The Rich Bova signature series guitar is actually so expensive that it counted as his birthday, and all 8 Hanukkah presents. |
___________________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 10:20am - largefreakatzero ""] DICK IS BOVA. (this should be a shirt) |
________________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 10:26am - boblovesmusic ""] next composted shirt? |
____________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 10:36am - dreadkill ""] the vocals on his music page are hilarious |
____________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 10:38am - dreadkill ""] rich bova's harmonic squeals make every woman cum simultaneously. that time you actually thought your girlfriend wasn't faking it was because she got bova'd. |
____________________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 10:45am - mikeofdecrepitude ""] Rich Bova doesn't actually exist. He is a figment of your imagination. |
__________________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 10:47am - metal_church101 ""] dreadkill said:rich bova's harmonic squeals make every woman cum simultaneously. that time you actually thought your girlfriend wasn't faking it was because she got bova'd. Now that explains everything. |
___________________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 11:07am - largefreakatzero ""] Joe Christianni heard one of Rich Bova's epic solos and fell in love with him instantly. JC is now the president of the Rich Bova Fan Club. Unfortunately the RBFC is not recognized by Rich Bova, because as far as he's concerned, it goes without saying that all people are his fans. Regardless, Joe still sends him love poems everyday. |
__________________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 11:22am - Kadoog�n�stuff ""] Band Members Rich Bova Guitars Chip Calise Drums Dave Vogel Bass Mike D Vocals "RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE" [img] |
_________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 11:25am - xmikex ""] Rich Bova is the only man that can play the giant guitar from the Hard Rock Cafe sign. |
_________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 11:26am - xmikex ""] mikeofdecrepitude said:We don't actually exist. We're all figments of Rich Bova's imagination. fixed. |
___________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 11:26am - Eli_hhcb ""] OMG HAMMER ON's and PULL OFF's too!!!! NO WAY EVEN A DIVE BOMB!!! |
____________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 12:04pm - dreadkill ""] largefreakatzero said:Joe Christianni heard one of Rich Bova's epic solos and fell in love with him instantly. JC is now the president of the Rich Bova Fan Club. Unfortunately the RBFC is not recognized by Rich Bova, because as far as he's concerned, it goes without saying that all people are his fans. Regardless, Joe still sends him love poems everyday. ha, i was about to make a few joe christianni/rich bova jokes. here's one: rich bova is the super hero alter ego of mild mannered reported joe christianni. |
__________________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 1:40pm - largefreakatzero ""] Hahaha! Blackmetallady is actually Rich Bova in drag. |
_____________________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 1:47pm - markrichardsmobile ""] The Wangcaster is a full scale replica of Rich Bova's genitalia. |
_____________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 2:15pm - Sacreligion ""] Rich Bova's universal musical ability disrupted the space-time continuum and is responsible for the big bang. Which begs the question, what came first? Rich Bova's soloing or creation? |
_____________________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 2:22pm - markrichardsmobile ""] Rich Bova commanded George Van Epps to put a 7th string on the guitar because he needed more strings on which to shred and chug the chuggiest of downtuned nu metal grooves. Korn got the idea from him. |
_____________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 2:26pm - Sacreligion ""] Rich Bova's Nu-metal stylings were so original that in 2007 Devastatin Dave asked his permission to apply his own unique brand of incredible scratching abilities to Bova's various musical projects. |
__________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 2:28pm - sinistas ""] Rich Bova is the One True God of the Cylons. |
_____________________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 2:29pm - markrichardsmobile ""] The only reason Dave is so Devastatin' is because Rich Bova allowed him to work with such a god among men. Without Bova, Dave is just that. Dave. Feeble, unimportant Dave. |
_______________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 2:29pm - boblovesmusic ""] Rich Bova is Jesus. |
____________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 2:35pm - arilliusbm ""] Hcir Avob is his backwards Arab brother |
_________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 2:45pm - RustyPS ""] Rich Bova would end all religious debate, because he is everyone's God....but he would rather be shredding |
_____________________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 2:49pm - markrichardsmobile ""] Rich Bova's cornrows are nickelwound for maximum shred velocity. |
____________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 2:58pm - arilliusbm ""] Rich Bova's amps don't go to 10. Or 11. They go to 12. |