Does anyone know: Rich Bova(most well known shredder in NE), Painful Pleasure(bans), Best Friend Solitude(Band), Darkest Ruin(band), Desiree Villegas (Diety)?[views:195044][posts:568]_________________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 10:30pm - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] Or ever heard of them? .... besides from HERE that is. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 10:32pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] DICK IS BRO |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 10:33pm - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] hehehe |
| _______________________________ [Jun 8,2009 10:51pm - Pires ""] I think they formed chapter 50... |
| ______________________________ [Jun 8,2009 10:53pm - Blue ""] DICK |
| ______________________________ [Jun 8,2009 10:54pm - Blue ""] BRO |
| ______________________________ [Jun 8,2009 10:54pm - Blue ""] IS |
| _________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 10:56pm - Doomkid ""] Should we modify this to be CHICK IS BRO here? I wonder if any of them have yet discovered our critical discussion of their publicly posted biographies? |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 9:04am - metal_church101 ""] Ha! |
| ________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 9:06am - darkwor ""] you don't know who Rich Bova is??? THE SEVEN STRING SHREDDAR?? |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 9:08am - metal_church101 ""] Fuck Rusty Cooley. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 9,2009 9:12am - xmikex ""] Rumor has it that drumming sensation Nick Tolias is working with the fabled DOUBLE bass pedal. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 10:12am - ouchdrummer ""] i've been told his fills are breathtaking. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 10:14am - ouchdrummer ""] I dunno about you guys, but to me this band sounds like a totally new style of metal!! I've never heard anything like this in my entire life! I wonder if the drummer teaches lessons... |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 10:15am - dreadkill ""] xmikex said:Rumor has it that drumming sensation Nick Tolias is working with the fabled DOUBLE bass pedal. my mind is blown |
| ________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 10:17am - Kevord ""] I heard that Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, and Judas Priest all asked Rich Bova to join their bands But he told them they were posers. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 10:19am - Kadoog‘n‘stuff ""] xmikex said:Rumor has it that the drumming sensation DOUBLE bass pedal is working with the fabled Nick Tolias . |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 10:19am - arilliusbm ""] Funny thing is that they all look (minus the chick) to be in their 30s or around it, yet no body really knows them. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 10:22am - Kadoog‘n‘stuff ""] More power to em for keeping on well into their golden years. That whippersnapper of a singer better keep her cheerios on her side of the van though. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 10:26am - dreadkill ""] Kevord said:I heard that Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, and Judas Priest all asked Rich Bova to join their bands But he told them they were posers.dave mustaine had to settle for marty friedman when rich bova turned down the megadeth job because they weren't technical enough for him. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 9,2009 10:35am - Yeti ""] i heard Jesus asked these guys to play the soundtrack to his crucifixion but they declined due to their otherworldly abilities. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 10:36am - Kevord ""] Jon Nödtveidt killed himself after hearing Rich Bova's genre defining musicianship knowing he could never reach that level of skill. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 9,2009 10:38am - Yeti ""] ha! |
| ______________________________ [Jun 9,2009 10:39am - Yeti ""] Heath Ledger spontaneously combusted after hearing 1 millisecond of Rich Bova's genre defining musicianship. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 10:39am - dreadkill ""] metallica turned into a butt-rock band when they realized rich bova perfected metal and made all the good metallica albums obsolete. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 10:41am - Kevord ""] Tony Iommi cut off one of his fingers when his hand would not play like Rich Bova. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 10:44am - boblovesmusic ""] The Reverend tried to take a picture of Rich Bova, but his otherworldly abilities couldn't be captured on film. It was all a blur! |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 10:45am - metal_church101 ""] And no-one has better cameras then the rev ;-) |
| ______________________________ [Jun 9,2009 10:46am - Yeti ""] except Rich Bova's eyes. his ultra-vision is the only way he can see his fingers moving while playing. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 10:48am - RustyPS ""] IDEA: someone needs to make a Chuck Norris Facts-esque site for Rich Bova |
| ________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 10:49am - xmikex ""] I heard Joan Jett called Desiree Villegas to congratulate her on her riveting god-like vocals, and she just let it go to voicemail like it was nothing. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 11:12am - dreadkill ""] rich bova invented the internet so he could get the word out about his skills |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 12:12pm - ouchdrummer ""] I was told that the "greyhounder" was a guitar player, and had just listened to Rich Bova when he decided there was nothing to live for and he should decapitate some dude. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 12:17pm - Eli_hhcb ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 12:34pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] I heard Rich Bova went into a restaurant, then ate all the food in the restaurant then they had to close the restaurant |
| __________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 12:37pm - Eli_hhcb ""] Rich Bova was so good at 7 string shredding, that the entire space time continuum have erased due to metashredding. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 12:37pm - ouchdrummer ""] Rich Bova doesn't "teabag" girls, he potato sacks them. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 1:12pm - arilliusbm ""] I hear Guitar Center is selling a signature Rich Bova guitar for $6000 |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 1:26pm - boblovesmusic ""] no! it's selling for over $9000! |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 1:29pm - arilliusbm ""] i'm surprised one of these dudes hasn't come on the board yet talking smack to all of us talking smack. once that happens, it's going to be fucking epic. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 1:35pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Rich Bova has his own message board that is solely dedicated to being better than this message board. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 9,2009 1:37pm - xmikex ""] When Robert Johnson actually sold his soul to Rich Bova for his blues guitar skills. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 1:37pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] THE RICH BOVA SHRED MASTER 9000 [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 2:37pm - Rich Bova ""] you don't know me ? [img] |
| ________________________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 2:53pm - NE's Best Paternity Suit ""] I had Rich Bova's baby! Ebay auction to follow!!! |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 3:16pm - RichHorror ""] I just found his personal MySpace and sent him a link to this thread. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 3:19pm - arilliusbm ""] so what happens when one of our bands does a show with them? awkwardness I assume? |
| ________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 3:21pm - RustyPS ""] NE‘s%20Best%20Paternity%20Suit said:I had Rich Bova's baby! Ebay auction to follow!!! $100 BILLION [img] |
| ______________________________ [Jun 9,2009 4:25pm - Pires ""] im glad i stopped the new devourment for this. so glad. rich bova is better than devourment. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 4:43pm - Sacreligion ""] Rich Bova's incendiary guitar playing provided the heat necessary to melt the steel support beams at the WTC. |