Nothing makes me laugh more....[views:126585][posts:557]____________________________________ [Mar 16,2007 2:02pm - anonymous ""] spunkAdunk hahahahahaha |
| ___________________________________________________ [Mar 16,2007 2:26pm - babyshaker not logged in ""] "i'm ain't really lookin fa no niggaz" and i thought my grammer was bad |
| __________________________________ [Mar 16,2007 7:02pm - Samantha ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:You know what the funny thing is? I didn't make ANY of that up. Actually, half way through copying this guy's shit, I find out he grew up in Hanson. No shit. Whiman/Hanson Regional High School. Here his real profile: http://www.myspace.com/cvkid He lives in White River Junction, VT??? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 17,2007 2:39pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] haha a new one. This one's name is "FuCkIn WiT mE pAyZ---mEsS aRoUnD n LeAvE yA dAzEd". Her profile fetures bad grammar and pictures of her dressing her 3-year-old son up in gangster clothes. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bulletin from WHORE: I wish that i didnt open this too. This is scary cause it works. post this with the name of your school. when ur finished press f6 and ur crushes name will appear on the screen. do it in the next 143 SEC or you will die in 1 hour!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Message from ME to WHORE: I hope you get hit by a bus, you dumb fucking slut. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- message from WHORE to ME: nigga first of all who da fuck u think u tawkin to like dat cuz it sho da fuck aint bout to b me. u dont kno me like et so dont b cumin at me wit dat shyt. if im so fuckin dumb den delete me nicca its dat damn simple. bitch betta get ya mind right. real tawk. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- message from ME to WHORE: What the fuck is a nicca? I totally want to fuck your son. |
| _______________________________ [Mar 17,2007 2:54pm - kelly ""] funniest shit i have seen in a while. brilliant. just brilliant! |
| __________________________________ [Mar 17,2007 2:58pm - Samantha ""] I'm beginning to think that the movie Idiocracy truly is an accurate depiction of humanity's future. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 17,2007 3:03pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I just started to develop a scoring system based on the last conversation I had, but 5 minutes into tallying up the score, blood started coming out of my ears, so I stopped.... ratio of mispelled words (4 or more letters in length) to correctly spelled words. ("Nigga" is considered a slang term and is scored as a correctly spelled word): FuCkIn WiT mE pAyZ---mEsS aRoUnD n LeAvE yA dAzEd's score: 11:7 ratio of mispelled words (3 letters or less) to correctly spelled words. (any figure above 1:20 here may indicate possible brain damage or mental retardation): FuCkIn WiT mE pAyZ---mEsS aRoUnD n LeAvE yA dAzEd's score: 8:15 |
| _____________________________________________________ [Mar 18,2007 12:43am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] new reply from that bitch: "wat da fuck r u tawkin about??? ur crazy!! " |
| _____________________________________________________ [Mar 18,2007 12:45am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] that ones score is: >3 = 3:3 <4 = 3:0 |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 18,2007 2:49am - DomesticTerror ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said: nigga first of all who da fuck u think u tawkin to like dat cuz it sho da fuck aint bout to b me. u dont kno me like et so dont b cumin at me wit dat shyt. if im so fuckin dumb den delete me nicca its dat damn simple. bitch betta get ya mind right. real tawk. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- message from ME to WHORE: What the fuck is a nicca? I totally want to fuck your son. LOL! I will never get tired of this... |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 19,2007 1:39pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- message from IDIOT: what mean butta mi bread sexzy -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- message from ME to IDIOT: Your spelling is almost as bad as my inability to stop stealing cars. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 19,2007 1:40pm - Mess ""] buttah mah breadz |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 19,2007 1:49pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] reel tawk mofos |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 19,2007 5:54pm - thegreatspaldino ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- message from IDIOT: what mean butta mi bread sexzy -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- message from ME to IDIOT: Your spelling is almost as bad as my inability to stop stealing cars. HAHA. god i love stereotypes |
| ________________________________ [Mar 19,2007 9:45pm - NIGGER ""] White biatches be LOVIN the choco-cock, yo. Lil Mynx INDEED mmm hmm |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 20,2007 1:08am - dreadkill ""] mike BOE is a god among niggers |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 20,2007 1:09am - dreadkill ""] by far one of the funniest people to ever post on rttp. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 20,2007 5:46am - anonymous ""] [img] http://www.birkoph.com/ghetto_proms.php |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 20,2007 8:45am - largefreakatzero ""] This thread just keeps getting better. Please continue torturing wegros. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 20,2007 8:53am - sinistas ""] The best thing about that picture is the ghetto blaster in the right hand. Wow. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 20,2007 8:58am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] dreadkill said:mike BOE is a god among niggers I's jUs tRyin 2 kEeps iT reel dAwg holla largefreakatzero said:This thread just keeps getting better. Please continue torturing wegros. haha, I'm working on some new victims. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 20,2007 9:16am - Mess ""] uh 2steyup uh 2steyup |
| ________________________________ [Mar 20,2007 9:25am - xmikex ""] this thread is flawless. somebody find me a picture of some Yo Yo so I can make my own profile. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 20,2007 9:49am - largefreakatzero ""] xmikex said:this thread is flawless. somebody find me a picture of some Yo Yo so I can make my own profile. [img] Done & done. I just did a google image search on "wigger." The results were amazing. This isn't the best one, I am limited at work to what I can click on. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 20,2007 9:51am - xmikex ""] That's a good one. I'm thinking I want to use an actual black guy though. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 20,2007 9:52am - largefreakatzero ""] Nah, the white ones are far more hilarious. |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 20,2007 9:55am - FuckIsMySignature ""] [img] |
| _________________________________ [Mar 20,2007 10:09am - xmikex ""] largefreakatzero said:Nah, the white ones are far more hilarious. haha I can always just change it from a white guy to a black guy and nobody on my friends list will notice |
| _________________________________ [Mar 20,2007 10:25am - xmikex ""] this fucking sTuPiD typing style is taking me forever |
| _________________________________ [Mar 20,2007 10:47am - xmikex ""] YO YO! http://www.myspace.com/daillagorilla |
| _____________________________________________________ [Mar 20,2007 11:29am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] ahahahahaha "curvy curve curve curves" |
| _____________________________________________________ [Mar 20,2007 11:32am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Books: yO rEaD Ma DiCk In Yo MoUtH B1tCh! haha classic |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 20,2007 11:38am - babyshaker nli ""] xmikex said:YO YO! http://www.myspace.com/daillagorilla the poetic justice made me laugh so fucking hard man |
| _____________________________________________________ [Mar 20,2007 12:19pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] This girl didn't respond as violently as I'd hoped. Whore's name: "SAMMiE F BABY *ifuqqing LOVE striipER\'s*" Whore's photo: [img] Whore's photo caption: iLiKE iT NASTY PLS DONT KEEP iT CLASSY BABY.myspace jump0ff My photo comment: dAm guRl.. Ill bustatruggalo aLl oVa ya trickass whore facE111! Whore's reply: i\'aint no WHORE face Again... a picture of me looking totally fucking fly [img] HOLLA |
| _____________________________________________________ [Mar 20,2007 12:26pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Bahh.. the girls aren't fun to fuck with. I'm gonna stick to making homosexual remarks towards the fucking gangster guys and their pre-teen children. Whore's Name: U KNOW ITS HARD TO GET U OUT MY SYSTEM Whore's photo: [img] Spam bulletin message that WHORE posted: Subject: FREE CONDOMS HERE! Body: 1 1Hi my friend ROB said we can get free condoms here!! I got mine took me 2 mins if that .Thought i would share as you are on my friend list :-)Free Condoms here My reponse: loOks lIke tHa fRee coNDoms caim 2 laTe. They's not guNna maKe yo welfair babY go awaaay now, u trickazz bUstah holla Whore's response: WAT THE HELL |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 20,2007 12:34pm - babyshaker nli ""] HAHAHAH its threads like these that make people in my house look at me funny cause i laugh really loud all of a sudden |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 20,2007 1:21pm - DUG_nli_again ""] HAHAHAH. trickazz bustah. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 20,2007 1:25pm - dreadkill ""] They's not guNna maKe yo welfair babY go awaaay now, u trickazz bUstah i can't stop laughing at this right now |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 20,2007 1:28pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I just left xmikex some picture comments. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 20,2007 1:40pm - xmikex ""] This thread is gonna get me fired. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 20,2007 1:43pm - xmikex ""] I can't even look at that shirtless black guy anymore without laughing. YEAH WUTT OKAYYYYYY |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 20,2007 1:47pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] xmikex said:This thread is gonna get me fired. speaking of getting fired... i just found out i'm losing my job. 8^(:gun: |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 20,2007 1:48pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] xmikex said:This thread is gonna get me fired. How so? If they catch you doing it at work, you mean? |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 20,2007 1:49pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] FuckIsMySignature said:xmikex said:This thread is gonna get me fired. speaking of getting fired... i just found out i'm losing my job. 8^(:gun: How come? Because of this thread? |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 20,2007 1:49pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Call your boss a trickazz bustah and he'll rehire you instantly. |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 20,2007 2:01pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] no i've been temping for this company for 5 months and they kept telling me they were gonna hire me permanently but instead they are hiring someone else...despite the fact that i've busted my ass for this place. lesson learned: never try. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 20,2007 2:02pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] "Trying is the first step towards failure." -Homer Jay Simpson |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 20,2007 2:04pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:"Trying is the first step towards failure." -Homer Jay Simpson I've lived by that ideology since I first heard it. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 20,2007 2:06pm - jonnyc ""] trudatpl@yah8a |
| ________________________________ [Mar 20,2007 2:06pm - xmikex ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:xmikex said:This thread is gonna get me fired. How so? If they catch you doing it at work, you mean? Because I can't stop laughing. There's only so many times you can cover up an outburst of laughter with a cough before it loses its plausibility. |