I JUST WITNESSED THE FUNNIEST SHIT! EVERYONE MUST READ THIS THREAD!!!!!!!![views:14648][posts:55]__________________________________ [Jun 5,2005 2:18am - dread_104 ""] Rob Brown just did the "Air Guitar Championship" contest at Harper's Ferry in Allston. Everybody did Led Zep or Queen songs, Rob goes up and does Slayer- Altar of Sacrifice. Right when Araya says "Enter to the realm of Satan," a drunken Brown takes the biggest digger off the stage, and takes out everyone in a 7 foot radius. It was, hands down, the FUNNIEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE! If i live to be 100, i will never laugh harder in my life. And the best part...HE WON!!! Rob Brown of Teratism is the reigning air guitar champion of Boston, and he gets an all expense paid trip to Los Angeles in July to try and become the air guitar champ of the USA. If he wins that, he gets $10,000, a car, and goes to fucking Finland to compete in the International championship. This is unreal.... ...and we all can thank beer and Slayer... |
| ________________________________________________ [Jun 5,2005 2:19am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] HOLY SHIT!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA I was reading about this in the paper!! go rob!!! now he just needs to get fucked up at the championship! |
| __________________________________ [Jun 5,2005 2:24am - dread_104 ""] "I'm King of the World!!!" [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 5,2005 2:27am - Robdeadskin ""] hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!11 im goin to fuckin L.A. asshole cuz im a fucking drunk!!!SLAYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| __________________________________ [Jun 5,2005 2:28am - dread_104 ""] I talked to a girl who got it all on video. as soon as i get it, it'll be up for all to see. Rev, how do we do this? |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 5,2005 2:29am - Robdeadskin ""] yeh...i blacked out...need to see my winnings! |
| _________________________________ [Jun 5,2005 2:44am - succubus ""] fuckin awesome!!! congrats, i wanna see the video!! |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 5,2005 2:46am - BornSoVile ""] THAT IS FUCKING SICK! I READ A ARTICLE IN THE GLOBE THE OTHER DAY ABOUT THAT, HOLY SHIT ROB!!! |
| __________________________________ [Jun 5,2005 2:48am - dread_104 ""] Staples, the only way it could've been better is if you were there! |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 5,2005 2:52am - BornSoVile ""] DUde, i read the article and I said to myself on the shitter, "this is something i could do" but the rob miester obviously has out classed my imagine again! dude, you think they'll bust his balls cause he actually plays the guitar? it's sorta like taking steriods in a way, you know. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 5,2005 2:57am - dread_104 ""] one of the judges says something to the effect of, "you're way too talented. You should learn an instrument." one of the other contestants, after "the fall": "fuck, i have to go on after that?!" |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 5,2005 3:01am - BornSoVile ""] i wonder if in the finals they randomly pick shit on his ass, like play fucking willie nelson "on the road again" or whatever. ugh, imagine being in finland with one a finnish american idol simon judge, fucking LA rob, FUCKING LA. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 5,2005 3:43am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Fuck yes, Rob rules. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 5,2005 3:47am - the_reverend ""] I've seen him air guitar to slayer before. he should win |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 5,2005 4:22am - joe/notcommon ""] Rob, bring home the gold! |
| __________________________________ [Jun 5,2005 9:04am - subjugate ""] rob is the man!!! |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 5,2005 9:13am - DreamingInExile ""] fuckin A! congrats Rob! I can't wait to see this video! Should they ever do one, this should go on the Teratism DVD :newhorns: |
| _________________________________ [Jun 5,2005 9:14am - succubus ""] i found this article from last yr...cool read and you can see what they did...good for ideas http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/music/3597564.stm |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 5,2005 9:47am - lady_czerach ""] Go Rob!! That's fucking awesome. Damn, I would have paid to see that. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 5,2005 10:20am - KillerKadoogan ""] haha wow. well done, dude. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 5,2005 10:25am - nate nli ""] bahhaa cool shit Rob... good luck mofo |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jun 5,2005 10:35am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] dread_104 said:I talked to a girl who got it all on video. as soon as i get it, it'll be up for all to see. Rev, how do we do this? hahaha fuck, I have to see this video! |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 5,2005 11:28am - Robdeadskin ""] im so fucking hurtin today man..hahaha! I woke up this mornin and was like"what the fuck did I get myself into" was it a dream or did I just win the stupidist contest known to man. I even had to tell them what guitar i was playin..You can even have a roadie. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 5,2005 11:29am - Robdeadskin ""] thank you all for the shout outs...ill make metal proud. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 5,2005 12:40pm - KillerKadoogan ""] this means we can put little stickers on the Exploding Christ/Whoremastery Split that say "featuring Air Guitar Champion of Massachusetts, Rob Brown!" sellin' like hot cakes i tells ya |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 5,2005 12:55pm - Robdeadskin ""] you know it!!!...i gotta get the whoremastery stuff recorded...and play out..got alot of new shit because the cunts keep rolling in! between teratism, whoremastery, and the air guitar thing...i just have to get back into stand up comady...one of these thing should get my dumb ass some where in life LOL!! |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 5,2005 12:56pm - Robdeadskin ""] so when i go to la...what song should i do...what solo???? give me ur advise peeps...what would you like to see if i make it on the conan show!!!! |
| __________________________________ [Jun 5,2005 1:11pm - dread_104 ""] DreamingInExile said: I can't wait to see this video! Should they ever do one, this should go on the Teratism DVD :newhorns: that's what i said on the drive home! |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 5,2005 1:21pm - Robdeadskin ""] yo scott...go to oakes today....there is a feast across the street! |
| __________________________________ [Jun 5,2005 1:23pm - dread_104 ""] ...more beer...this weekend never ends... |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 5,2005 1:25pm - Robdeadskin ""] thats fuckin right.....!!!! what a binge ive been on..how much more drugs an alchol gonna get into me before L.A. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 5,2005 1:30pm - Robdeadskin ""] www.airguitarnation.com check it out! |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 5,2005 1:54pm - KillerKadoogan ""] yea we just finished our shit for the EP so it'll be a while before the split happens i suppose. but by the time it's out, we can put "Air Guitar Champion of the WORLD" on it, and "As Seen on Conan O'Brian" |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 5,2005 2:02pm - Robdeadskin ""] cool cant wait to do signings |
| __________________________________ [Jun 5,2005 2:10pm - dread_104 ""] lady_czerach said:Go Rob!! That's fucking awesome. Damn, I would have paid to see that. if you and brian came to the Grasshopper, you would've seen it. that's where we were when we found out about it. it was the weirdest thing. Me and Liz were trying t figure out something to do, so we grabbed a phoenix. She says, "Let's go to this." As we get in the car, i have a message from Brown saying, "Dude, i'm going to HF tonight to be in the air guitar championship!" It was Fate...:doublehorns: |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 5,2005 2:16pm - Robdeadskin ""] i fell off stage because i tripped over my cord! |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 5,2005 3:57pm - DomesticTerror ""] . |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 5,2005 3:58pm - the_reverend ""] your air chord? |
| _____________________________ [Jun 5,2005 4:09pm - blue ""] OH MAN. this rules. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 5,2005 5:41pm - Robdeadskin ""] yea, my air cord..in L.A. im bringin the wireless! |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 5,2005 5:50pm - PatMeebles ""] Anyone see that Asian air guitar player doing Hot for Teacher in a schoolgirl outfit on Conan? |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 5,2005 6:15pm - Robdeadskin ""] yep...she was preety good! |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 5,2005 6:42pm - DeOdiumMortis ""] So should we make Rob wear a schoolgirl outfit? |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 5,2005 8:46pm - Robdeadskin ""] boston globe called me today...check 2morrows paper |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 5,2005 8:55pm - BornSoVile ""] wtf rob! |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 5,2005 8:57pm - Robdeadskin ""] this is wierd... |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 5,2005 9:07pm - KeithMutiny ""] Robs gonna quit Teratism to play air guitar on his world tour full time now. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 5,2005 11:22pm - Handinjury NLI ""] dread_104 said:lady_czerach said:Go Rob!! That's fucking awesome. Damn, I would have paid to see that. if you and brian came to the Grasshopper, you would've seen it. that's where we were when we found out about it. it was the weirdest thing. Me and Liz were trying t figure out something to do, so we grabbed a phoenix. She says, "Let's go to this." As we get in the car, i have a message from Brown saying, "Dude, i'm going to HF tonight to be in the air guitar championship!" It was Fate...:doublehorns: Fuck!!!! I wish i could have seen this. :shocked: |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 6,2005 9:38am - WhyamIandasshole ""] Ho Ly Shit. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 6,2005 9:44am - litacore ""] hahahaha, just goes to show what Slayer, beer, and a whole lotta MOJO can do! gotta go check out the globe for that article now |