Most Hated Christmas Song[views:11941][posts:53][poll! to vote:click here] to view:click here] _________________________________ [Dec 18,2008 12:17pm - xmikex ""] I don't know if we've had this poll before, but I had to record a holiday choir yesterday, and I'm in the mood to bash on some holiday classics. Christmas in Hollis. FTW. bennyhillifier |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 18,2008 12:30pm - Hungtableed ""] Fuckin' Domenic the Donkey takes the god damn cake in my book. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 18,2008 12:34pm - Yeti ""] Feliz Navidad. that song makes my teeth shatter. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 18,2008 12:36pm - Sacreligion ""] haha my buddy's comic book-based industrial rap group is playing the lucky dog tonight with the flock of assholes and they sampled "christmas in hollis" and turned it into "christmas in worcester" |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 18,2008 12:42pm - Sacreligion ""] also, any recent remake of a christmas song is the worst. every contemporary soft rock christmas song is inconceivably worse than mainstream soft rock radio. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 18,2008 12:44pm - Yeti ""] oh man yeah those are terrible. those Mariah Carey style sappy songs. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 18,2008 12:51pm - Martins ""] If by most hated you meant best, then the answer is The Chipmunks Christmas Song. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 18,2008 12:52pm - Sacreligion ""] iiiii still waaaant a HUUUUUULA-HOOOOOP! |
| __________________________________ [Dec 18,2008 1:02pm - BOBDEAD ""] Fucking Xmas music is the WORST...nothing makes me want to turn into a serial killer more. I think the whole consumer bullshit holiday sucks in general but adding the excruciating soundtrack just makes it even more horrific. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 18,2008 1:21pm - boblovesmusic ""] Say what you will, but Twisted Sister's Twisted Christmas is totally awesome! |
| _________________________________ [Dec 18,2008 1:22pm - ScmFck ""] fuck that twisted sister song, there's a tv in the showroom at my dealership. Every day i hear that song at least 3 times |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 18,2008 1:26pm - Josh_Martin ""] The only Xmas song I like is Father Christmas by the Kinks. Its about mugging Santa Claus and taking his money instead of all the stupid presents. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 18,2008 1:32pm - moran ""] Wonderful Christmas Time by Paul McCartney can fuck right off. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 18,2008 2:06pm - orgymf@work ""] boblovesmusic said:Say what you will, but Twisted Sister's Twisted Christmas is totally awesome! that album is fuckin funny. i also like the retarded boy at burger king xmas parody, and Mr. Garrison - Merry Fuckin Christmas |
| ________________________________ [Dec 18,2008 2:22pm - xmikex ""] Martins said:If by most hated you meant best, then the answer is The Chipmunks Christmas Song. In all honesty, I love that goddamn song. "It's disrespectful to the other chipmunks!" bennyhillifier |
| __________________________________ [Dec 18,2008 2:24pm - BOBDEAD ""] FEAR"Fuck Xmas"..the only song you need! |
| _________________________________ [Dec 18,2008 2:26pm - RustyPS ""] If you've ever worked at a Toys R Us during the Christmas season like I did in high school, you come to absolutely despise the Chipmunks Christmas song. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 18,2008 2:31pm - MikeofDecrepitude ""] I don't care for any Christmas song. However, Murder City Devil's song "364 Days", about St. Nick getting drunk, will put you in the spirit of the season. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 18,2008 2:42pm - guy ""] in general i enjoy christmas music just for the one month. dont say you never got drunk and somehow end up singing christmas carols |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 18,2008 2:48pm - Sacreligion ""] i found myself singing the drifters' version of white christmas in july this year |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 18,2008 3:04pm - The-Rooster ""] The 2nd backup singer from the left is my GF: <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SMLEkPUBlz8&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SMLEkPUBlz8&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> As proud as I am of her for singing on national TV... This song is lame as fuck (she agrees). |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 18,2008 3:04pm - goatcatalyst ""] Little Drummer Boy by a mile. Fuckin song is an abomination. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 18,2008 3:05pm - The-Rooster ""] Sorry, that link is fucked I guess... I'll try again.... The 2nd backup singer from the left is my GF: bennyhillifier |
| ______________________________ [Dec 18,2008 3:21pm - Yeti ""] Santa claus suck my balls drunk as hell Ringing bells at the malls dancer prancer nixon and cupid Im a get stupid, ha ha ha, Eh I sat around all night under the chimney Holdin my sack like gimme gimme I know that hes commin hes commin he must lookin up nuthin but rust, dust. Turn on my tv the very next day I see your gettin paid leaden the parade Im that sniper on the buildin Listen to my nine go click, Santas a fat bitch (2x) santa claus is a fat bitch Santa claus is a fat bitch Another year and I aint get shit Another year I aint get shit if I hear him land on my roof Ohh my undertaker Im a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth Yeah I got somethin to say about st. nick Fuck that hoe he never brought jack shit no toys, candy canes, j Just a lump of coal, So I eat it, cuz there aint nuttin in the cupboard So Ill be quick, quick and brief All I need for christmas is my two front teeth I got my teeth, kicked out my mouth I need a few numbers could you help me out Should of known I guessed Id show not a steak No kinda gift I didnt get shit some say I was bad but that wasnt it its all because, (2x) santas a fat bitch Santa claus is a fat bitch Santa fuck you cuz your a hoe Another year and I aint got shit Another year I aint get shit if I hear him land on my roof Im a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth oh-ho-ho dont go that way Rudolf thats the ghetto ho-ho those Boys and girls dont deserve anything (in background: slay bells ringling jing jing jingle-ling horses, horses, Horses, horses) santa claus, santa claus where you been? I see you got cookies and milk on your chin I guess you had time to collect your ends You always been down for your rich friend But rudolf, he dont bring his slay my way Nuthin but dirt and coal for little j I guess you couldnt fit down my chimney shaft You need to loose some of that fat ass, eh All the little rich bays they gettin paid Countin the toys and ducats they made me? I got a little half little chunk of dog shit Im a kill that fat bitch santa claus is a fat bitch He ate too much Mcdonalds another year and I aint get shit Mrs. claus is a ho if I hear him land on my roof Slice that bitch in the big red coat Im a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth For the neighborhood Christmas and everythings whack Not a creature stirring but a fuckin rat I aint hearin jingle bells I aint hearin nuttin Aint smellin no turkey sure as hell aint no stuffin All that I paid wished and prayed That fat mutha fucka would swing my way Drop off soldiers and rubber balls but I woke up and found some crusty old drawers Just as I knew it shaft again, and again, and again,and again Every year I wake up to the same old shit....house there be no sign of the fat bitch (2x) santa claus is a fat bitch Santa claus is a fat bitch (2x) another year and I aint get shit Another year I aint get shit If I hear him land on my roof if I hear him land on my roof Im a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth (2x) santa claus is a fat bitch Santa claus is a fat bitch Another year and I aint get shit I aint ge-et shi-it If I hear him land on my roof ro-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoof Im a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth Hes got a fuzzy whit beard and a great big smile, A bright red hat you can see for a mile, A bag full of goodies and a great big grin, Hear comes santa claus again. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 18,2008 7:20pm - Lamp ""] Of the poll options, I'm going to say Santa Baby. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 18,2008 7:29pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] the only acceptable xmas song is Blue Christmas with Porky Pig. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 19,2008 2:08am - BSV ""] basically anything brian setzer plays, especially zat you santa claus and mr. grinch. i'm so fucking spent on holiday music. i listen to at least 7 albums a day at the store now. make it stop! |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 19,2008 9:49am - AnotherMetalDrummer ""] I am so glad someone made a thread about this! I am at work for about 12 hours a day and they do not give up on the christmas music here! ITs so bad they are in my dreams now. But by far the worse song is "I saw momma kissing Santa" by the Jackson 5! I hate the part when little Michael says" I really did see momma kissing Santa under the christmas tree, I REALLY DID!" |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 19,2008 10:04am - KitchenIncident ""] They play absolutely horrendous versions of each of these songs where I work. Frosty takes the cake. |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 19,2008 10:09am - AnotherMetalDrummer ""] Yea I hear ya, that Frosty song is the worse!!!!! |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 19,2008 10:09am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I can tolerate hearing any Christmas song once, but after that I want to set everything on fire. The best Christmas song is "Santa's Got a Motherfuckin' Uzi" by Mr. Lif. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 19,2008 10:39am - Yeti ""] the only xmas song i really like is Red Water by Type O Negative. actually, ICP had some good ones. Santa's A Fat Bitch, Red Christmas, and Santa Claus Killas. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 19,2008 10:39am - thebloodening ""] FUCK THE SNOW and CHRISTMAS SONGS. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 19,2008 11:44am - STLUCI ""] the worst song of all has to be "i want a hippopotimis for christmas " just die , i hate christmas : the greed ,the music , the stupid tv specials , the phoney love bullshit , the rush , and most of all the hypocritical religous crap . |
| _________________________________ [Dec 19,2008 11:52am - tylor ""] hate all of these, but i think im gonna go with jingle bell rock the beach boys christmas album is the only good christmas music |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 19,2008 11:56am - DrewBlood@Work ""] mariah carey's "all i want for christmas is you" makes me stabby. aside from that, i like putting christmas music on because it annoys other people so much and i really don't mind it. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 19,2008 12:00pm - tylor ""] i can do paul mccartney "a wonderful christmastime" too |
| ______________________________ [Dec 19,2008 12:07pm - pam ""] The Chipmunks all the way. That shit is audible rape. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 19,2008 12:07pm - the_reverend ""] I voted "Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" because I just realized that it's John Cougar Mellencamp's friggin dad kissing his mom. That's who he caught. fucker. |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 19,2008 12:08pm - AnotherMetalDrummer ""] I wonder if there is a song called " I saw daddy fucking santa clause"? |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 19,2008 12:10pm - the_reverend ""] but then it turns out that it's just dad's "friend" that you call "uncle steve". you know, the guy that sleeps over in bed with your dad. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 19,2008 12:11pm - the_reverend ""] thought it does smell like a vaginal jesus xmas 7" |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 19,2008 12:34pm - AnotherMetalDrummer ""] Uncle Steve sleep with me, uncle frank sleeps with Dad |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 19,2008 1:04pm - dreadkill ""] Anything by burl Ives is certifiably awesome |
| ________________________________ [Dec 19,2008 2:08pm - xmikex ""] DrewBlood@Work said:aside from that, i like putting christmas music on because it annoys other people so much and i really don't mind it. That works too. I'm kind of immune to Christmas music after years and years at Stop & Shop, but some people just flip the fuck out over it. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 19,2008 2:17pm - dreadkill ""] the twisted sister cover of silver bells is fucking awesome, with the bass solo at the end. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 19,2008 6:02pm - badsneakers ""] best christmas song, no video just the song |
| __________________________________ [Dec 19,2008 6:05pm - archaeon ""] I was thinking about this at work. I'd have to go with all of them. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 19,2008 7:39pm - DomesticTerror ""] worst- that george michael ultra gay "last xmas i gave you my heart" song. best - hey santa by the uk subs Quite often I get a thinking How as kids we got by Like christmas time in our house We couldn't even afford a fire But we made do in our house Back then when I was young Dad used to suck a peppermint And we'd all sit round his tongue We couldn't afford no tinsel On our christmas tree So we'd just wheel old grandad in And make the old cunt sneeze...atchoo Wheel him round the other side granny...atchoo Well things change so bloody fast I got children now of me own Now I heard 'em unwrap their presents Last night when I got home Santa claus you cunt Where's my fucking bike I've unwrapped all this other junk There's nothing what i like I've wrote you a letter And i've come to see you twice You geriatric wanker Where's my fucking bike If i wanted a pair of fucking shoes I would've fucking asked This cowboy suit and ping-pong set You can stick right up your arse You went and mucked my order up It's enough to make you spew It's not just me that's pissed off My sister's cheesed off too Santa claUs you cunt Where's my fucking pram You promised me you fucking cunt You know who I am 'Cos I'm the little girl You made sit right on your hand Never mind your ho ho ho Where's my fucking pram Next time i go to see him I'm gonna punch him in the guts Set his fucking reindeer loose Kick rudolf in the nuts Just you wait til next year 'Til we get to that store A mate of my little sister 'll come stomping through that door Hey mums and dads just check his breath And watch his bloodshot eyes Don't listen to him boys and girls 'Cos he tells fucking lies He's a pisstake and a pervert He's not even fucking bright 'Cos that fucking wanker Forgot my fucking bike Hey santa claus you cunt Where's my fucking bike I've unwrapped all this other junk There's nothing what I like I wrote you a fucking letter And I came to see you twice You geriatric wanker Forgot my fucking bike Yeah I'm gonna tell my dad on you Fucking punch your head in....cunt I saw mummy sucking santa |
| ____________________________________________________ [Dec 22,2008 9:29am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] This list is severely flawed since it does not have that Merry Christmas song by The Waitresses on it. FUCK that song. It doesn't even make musical sense. |