Naked and cleaning up pools of cat piss at 3:30am depreciation thread[views:3293][posts:50]_____________________________________ [Jul 1,2008 3:38am - the_reverend ""] sick life! |
| _________________________________ [Jul 1,2008 6:21am - Samantha ""] My cat left a surprise in the living room the other day. Right after getting out of the shower, I stepped bare footed into a big pile of cat puke. There is nothing quite like the feeling of cold cat vomit squished between your toes when you're already running late for work. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 1,2008 7:22am - DaveFromTheGrave ""] kinky |
| _________________________________ [Jul 1,2008 9:53am - succubus ""] i hope you washed before getting into bed esp your hands |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 1,2008 11:42am - dreadkill ""] that's nothing. i was changing my daughter's diaper yesterday, and before i could get the new diaper on, she started shitting all over the place. it was hilarious. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 1,2008 11:48am - blue ""] aahhhh.....how i miss waking up in the morning to cleaning up my cats puke. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 1,2008 1:13pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] fapfapfapfapfap |
| ______________________________ [Jul 1,2008 1:14pm - dftg ""] dreadkill said:that's nothing. i was changing my daughter's diaper yesterday, and before i could get the new diaper on, she started shitting all over the place. it was hilarious. 1baby1diaper.com |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 1,2008 1:14pm - the_reverend ""] when I woke up? puppy pissed on my foot |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 1,2008 1:26pm - corpus_colostomy ""] I appreciate how informative your title thread was. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 1,2008 1:39pm - the_reverend ""] thnx |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 15,2008 2:41am - the_reverend ""] ok... I set up 2 fucking litter boxes and they still pissed all over the floor. what the fuck is wrong with these fucking cats. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 15,2008 7:08am - thuringwethil ""] they just want to tell you how much they love peeing on floors |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 15,2008 8:45am - largefreakatzero ""] I think our cat has colitis (sp?). We have to feed him special food (chicken) or else he has eternal butt mud. Still, he has "flare-ups" and throws up all over the place and shits on the floor. Last night I didn't get home until 7:30 and I had to deal with cleaning up puke and shit. I like my dogs -- they spend the day in outdoor kennels, so on the rare occasion they get sick, a hose works nicely. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 15,2008 8:48am - ellesarusrex ""] im having the having no car getting driven to work by my mother depreciation at the moment. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 15,2008 8:54am - largefreakatzero ""] Haha -- you mean you DON'T like seeing dear old mom bright and early on a work day? |
| __________________________________ [Jul 15,2008 9:09am - succubus ""] stop whining aaron...maybe if you cleaned out the litter boxes better...this wouldn't happen. You don't see me makign threads whenever i have to pick up cat puke, nor did i make one about getting home before you and cleaning up cat poop. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 15,2008 9:16am - the_reverend ""] maybe you should... if you do it in the nude. it was cause that food made their poop terrible. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 15,2008 10:24am - porphyria ""] succubus said:stop whining aaron...maybe if you cleaned out the litter boxes better...this wouldn't happen. You don't see me makign threads whenever i have to pick up cat puke, nor did i make one about getting home before you and cleaning up cat poop. :whipper: |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 15,2008 10:36am - Conservationist ""] Feed them tacos and lock them in the garage... it can be hosed out. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 15,2008 11:48am - ellesarusrex ""] largefreakatzero said:Haha -- you mean you DON'T like seeing dear old mom bright and early on a work day? well considering i live with my parents once again i see them atleast once a day.. i guess it worked out bc she got her hair done and i only had once client.. i ate an eggplant and tomato wrap and now my belly hurts. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 15,2008 12:09pm - succubus ""] are you a hairdresser? |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 15,2008 12:57pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] further reinforcement for my supreme hatred of felines |
| ______________________________ [Jul 15,2008 1:24pm - Yeti ""] our cat isn't bad at all, he understands the concept of the litter box. he just never shuts up. meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 15,2008 1:36pm - ellesarusrex ""] succubus said:are you a hairdresser? yupp. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 15,2008 3:49pm - Seth ""] Burn them!! |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 18,2008 1:43am - the_reverend ""] OMG... I changed the fucking litter this morning and still PISS ALL OVER THE FLOOR. I must have just missed them do it cause as I shit (in the toilet), i'm watching to snake down the space between tiles. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 18,2008 1:48am - Martins ""] Light your cats on fire in front of Pam. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 19,2008 12:36am - the_reverend ""] ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!! FUCKING PISS ALL OVER THE PLACE A FUCKING AGAIN. WHAT THE FUCK! |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 19,2008 12:37am - RichHorror ""] lulz |
| __________________________________ [Jul 19,2008 10:06am - Martins ""] Martins said:Light your cats on fire in front of Pam. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 19,2008 2:41pm - Nobody_Cares ""] Rev are they male? Males will mark territory by pissing and or spraying. Also are they fixed? My girl has many cats and is also fostering a mother and 5 kittens. We've observed the mother lately peeing in the same corner. If you have multiple cats, maybe get another box or it may have a urinary tract infection. Hope you figure it out because cats peeing is genuinely disapointing. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 21,2008 2:47am - Samantha ""] http://www.hsus.org/pets/pet_care/our_pets...ts/solving_litter_box_problems.html There are a lot of reasons why your cats would pee outside the box. At least they're peeing in the same place, and at least it's near the box. It could always be worse. I don't know if you have a covered litter box or not, but those can help sometimes. My cat is stupid and has bad aim. She will walk into the box, squat down to pee, and the whole urine stream will end up on the floor or the wall. Then, she turns around all confused wondering why the pee isn't inside the box. I had to get her a litter box with a cover. Every now and then, she would pee out the little doorway to get in the box, and there would be a puddle on the floor in front of her litter box. Sometimes, she would try to bury it by kicking tons of litter onto the floor. Now, she has a covered box with a flappy kitty door on it... and no more kitty pee on the floor. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 21,2008 2:50am - Samantha ""] Oh yeah. This is my kitty. She will eat your soul. [img] |
| ______________________________ [Jul 21,2008 8:40am - Mess ""] my new cat came litter trained. all i had to do was put the litter in the box. it's funny cause at the house he use to live in, he use to shit and piss behind the owner's bed. my dog still has trouble controlling her piss though and she's almost 3 years old. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 21,2008 9:40am - succubus ""] they are fixed and the female does it...it's because aaron doesn't clean the box enough and/or doesn't get enogu attention. i have a feeling when he gets home from his radio show..this thread will get bumepd by him...and not because i was lazy but because the pee occured AFTER my last pee. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 21,2008 10:31am - the_reverend ""] the litter box is spot-less. when they pissed most of the times I posted here it was spot less. at one point, it stank because of diarrhea from the new food that you bought them. Also during that time, I had 2 litter boxes which were both SPOTLESS and they still pissed outside. I'm assuming that the female is the one doing it, but I think you were the only one that caught her in the act a year ago. When you claim that it happened "after" your last pee, you must have just not noticed it. the amount of piss that was there would have taken 2 or 3 cats to produce in such a short time. there was just too much. I couldn't have even peed that much. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 21,2008 12:13pm - DYA / NLI ""] Yeti said:our cat isn't bad at all, he understands the concept of the litter box. he just never shuts up. meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow Hahahahaha... Rev, look into a urinary tract infection, as has been mentioned before. Especially if they're male - that can kill a male cat. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 21,2008 12:15pm - DYA / NLI ""] the_reverend said:When you claim that it happened "after" your last pee, you must have just not noticed it. the amount of piss that was there would have taken 2 or 3 cats to produce in such a short time. there was just too much. I couldn't have even peed that much. I hereby submit the theory that Carina is trying to frame the cats for this. Just a thought. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 21,2008 12:29pm - succubus ""] HAH! ps to aaron: your definition of spotless is NOT spotless hahaha |
| ______________________________ [Jul 21,2008 3:35pm - Mess ""] here's my hellcat [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 21,2008 3:51pm - dreadkill ""] cleaning up baby shit depreciation. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 21,2008 5:15pm - Hungtableed ""] fuck ass |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 21,2008 6:52pm - DYA / NLI ""] OK. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 21,2008 6:52pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 11,2008 3:40am - the_reverend ""] yeah, welcome home reverend TO CAT PISS!!! |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 11,2008 9:16am - Conservationist ""] POST PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 15,2008 1:44am - the_reverend ""] YEAH, CAT PISS ONCES A FUCKING GAIN. I FUCKING LOVE DEALING WITH THIS SHIT WHEN I HAVE 1000 SHITTY PICTURES TO ASS THROUGH. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK |
| __________________________________ [Aug 15,2008 1:46am - archaeon ""] LOL |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 15,2008 6:53am - Conservationist ""] One time we were all getting shitty drunk and stoned, and a friend of mine passes out, then wakes up with a start and lurches into the bathroom. Door open, hanging off the wall, he pisses all over the place, including the floor. We're like LOL we'll deal with that in the morning. He staggers back out, passes out on a sofa. We party for another few hours, most of us pissing off the balcony. Come four AM, he awakes with a start, staggers into the bathroom, and then comes out all surly, saying "Who the fuck pissed all over the floor?" He was so drunk there was nothing we could do but rape him to death and stuff his pathetic remains into the nearest cistern, then burn our clothes and construct an alibi. |