really cool show! coming up soon![views:104793][posts:343]______________________________________ [Jun 13,2011 1:25pm - BlackoutRick ""] Win ^^^ |
________________________________ [Jun 13,2011 1:26pm - xmikex ""] SHOW ORDER & TIMES Local opening band: 9:00 - 9:40 Other local band that talks too much: 10:00 - 11:30 Some local waiting for their drummer to get out of work 11:45 - 2 AM 3 Touring Bands with no money for food or gas and have just enough time to set up play a song and break down their merch before the club kicks everyone out: 2:10 - 2:15 |
_______________________________________ [Jun 16,2011 12:29am - saxlbeckett ""] bennyhillifier Videos from the show online now! |
_______________________________________ [Jun 16,2011 8:15am - AndrewBastard ""] this show is now a benefit for seth putnam...all donations go to the south street inn |
_______________________________________ [Jun 16,2011 2:13pm - arktripolius ""] *posts giant black and white flyer with tiny band and label names in times new roman capital, and more TBA* |
_______________________________________ [Jun 16,2011 3:00pm - AndrewBastard ""] updated flyer [img] |
______________________________ [Jun 16,2011 3:21pm - Yeti ""] Shit Fuck is willing to open, Chris said they will play for one attosecond. |
________________________________ [Jun 16,2011 3:36pm - xmikex ""] Opening band's bass player "liked" a link to a Carnivore song on Facebook. Tom Draize deemed the show inappropriate and pulled Toscanini's sponsorship. The chocolate fountain is canceled until further notice. |
_____________________________________________ [Jul 13,2011 2:25am - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""] Is this show 10+? I want to bring my little bro. Who's in Florida or some shit. I think. Can someone lend me airfare and I'll pay 'em off next week? |
_______________________________________ [Jul 13,2011 11:29am - saxlbeckett ""] xmikex said:Opening band's bass player "liked" a link to a Carnivore song on Facebook. Tom Draize deemed the show inappropriate and pulled Toscanini's sponsorship. The chocolate fountain is canceled until further notice. The fact that this is probably even somewhat based in reality gives me internet paranoia panic attacks |
_______________________________________ [Jul 13,2011 4:01pm - AndrewBastard ""] I'm getting flooded with emails asking for the address of this place: Fake Venue 123 fake st fake town, FS (fake state) 12345 |
__________________________________________ [Jul 13,2011 5:10pm - BlessedOffalNLI ""] xmikex said:Opening band's bass player "liked" a link to a Carnivore song on Facebook. Tom Draize deemed the show inappropriate and pulled Toscanini's sponsorship. The chocolate fountain is canceled until further notice. i lolled |
________________________________ [Jul 13,2011 5:45pm - xmikex ""] saxlbeckett said: xmikex said:Opening band's bass player "liked" a link to a Carnivore song on Facebook. Tom Draize deemed the show inappropriate and pulled Toscanini's sponsorship. The chocolate fountain is canceled until further notice. The fact that this is probably even somewhat based in reality gives me internet paranoia panic attacks The parts about Tom Draize being a judgmental dickhead are based off actual cool stories bro. |
_______________________________________ [Jul 13,2011 8:51pm - Blessed_Offal ""] who gives a fuck about tom draize or draize or any asshole that fucks with peoples shows? |
_______________________________________ [Jul 13,2011 8:52pm - Blessed_Offal ""] AndrewBastard said: 1234 That's the kind of thing an idiot would use on his luggage! |
_____________________________________ [Jul 13,2011 9:02pm - Randy_Marsh ""] Blessed_Offal said: AndrewBastard said: 1234 That's the kind of thing an idiot would use on his luggage! spaceballs! |
_______________________________ [Jul 14,2011 9:24am - Mutis ""] Can my new band play this show? We don't have a name yet. Or songs. Or members. And we won't have those things in time for the show. But it would be REALLY cool if we could play. |
_______________________________ [Jul 14,2011 10:42am - Yeti ""] can we borrow someone's gear for this? preferably every single thing you own. we need your songs too. and your talent. |
_______________________________ [Jul 14,2011 10:43am - Yeti ""] oh wait. i guess i should have read the post before mine. can i borrow a feeling instead? |
_______________________________ [Jul 14,2011 2:12pm - Mutis ""] You can borrow all our equipment. We have a 36-piece drum kit and a 20-watt valve-state Crate amp from the 1980s hooked up to 8 4x12 cabinets. In return, can we borrow your band name and some bottled water? |
__________________________________ [Jul 14,2011 9:02pm - ShadowSD ""] What, no Harmony acoustic and Fender Squier Strat, too? I hope you like tap water and bands named after Bette Midler's vagina. |
__________________________________ [Jul 15,2011 9:31am - ShadowSD ""] To give you an idea, you'll either be borrowing the band name Wind Between My Legs or Did You Ever Know That You're My Queef. |
_______________________________________ [Jul 15,2011 9:39am - AndrewBastard ""] I just finagled a some sponsorships for this event... This is now officially a fest presented by Boost Mobile! and we've got a sweet Raven endorsement for some back line guitar cabs and Behringer is going to loan us a bass rig guaranteed to sound awful and break mid-set. We're also going to be playing episodes of Small Wonder season 2 on all TVs through out the venue and possible guest host doing standup inbetween sets... *fingers crossed* |
____________________________________ [Jul 15,2011 9:45am - Dan Patac ""] arilliusbm said:Speaking of evading taxes and the South Coast.... BRING BACK DP DOUGH [img] Wasn't that Halpin's nickname back in High School? :pukeface::HUMP: |
__________________________________________ [Aug 15,2011 11:28am - KANDEE STRYPER ""] Lloyd Braun confirmed |
_________________________________________ [Aug 15,2011 11:36am - DestroyYouAlot ""] WE GOT C. EVERETT KOOP CHALLENGING YOU TO A MAYONNAISE FIGHT |
_________________________________ [Aug 15,2011 12:07pm - xmikex ""] AndrewBastard said:possible guest host doing standup inbetween sets... The old guy from Club Marquee is available. |
______________________________ [Aug 15,2011 1:05pm - Yeti ""] Lloyd for President |
______________________________ [Aug 15,2011 2:32pm - Lamp ""] Show will now be a Festivus benefit. Brawny jocks will be performing feats of strength (and rituals) around undecorated steel poles. |
______________________________ [Aug 15,2011 3:24pm - Yeti ""] PanzerBastard changed their name to PanzerPrettyCoolGuy. |
_______________________________________ [Aug 15,2011 4:33pm - AndrewBastard ""] PanzerCrazyJoeDavola |
____________________________________________________ [Aug 15,2011 4:53pm - RustyPS should be working ""] AndrewBastard said:PanzerCrazyJoeDavola *likes this* |
______________________________________ [Aug 15,2011 6:09pm - the mex nli ""] Lloyd from club marquee will sponsor mini tour in the UK, all expenses paid, to whomever wins the battle of the bands! |
______________________________ [Aug 19,2011 3:32pm - Yeti ""] every ticket purchase comes with a free lifetime supply of herpes. |
_________________________________________ [Aug 19,2011 4:52pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] CNV dropped off this. |
__________________________________ [Aug 19,2011 4:54pm - ShadowSD ""] the%20mex%20nli said:Lloyd from club marquee will sponsor mini tour in the UK, all expenses paid, to whomever wins the battle of the bands! No entire tour of Europe? Who's going to fall for that? |
____________________________________________________ [Aug 19,2011 4:56pm - RustyPS should be working ""] [img] Al Davis booked this and wants your soul |
_______________________________________ [Aug 19,2011 5:04pm - AndrewBastard ""] bobnomaamrooney said:CNV dropped off this. CNV JUST ADDED |
____________________________________________________ [Aug 19,2011 5:06pm - RustyPS should be working ""] what about Hot Southern Indifference? I heard they were on this |
________________________________________ [Aug 19,2011 5:07pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] [x band] is/is not on this, i know this for a fact because of my close personal relationship with [y member] |
__________________________________ [Aug 19,2011 5:08pm - ShadowSD ""] [y member] is full of shit |
__________________________________ [Aug 19,2011 5:09pm - ShadowSD ""] and he still owes me ten bucks |
_______________________________________ [Aug 19,2011 5:13pm - AndrewBastard ""] Warm Western Hospitality |
______________________________ [Aug 19,2011 5:18pm - Yeti ""] Muggy Eastern Cheerfulness |
_________________________________________ [Aug 19,2011 5:21pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] AndrewBastard said: bobnomaamrooney said:CNV dropped off this. CNV JUST ADDED CNV sealed in a Tholian web |
________________________________________ [Aug 19,2011 5:32pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] AndrewBastard said:Warm Western Hospitality Tepid Central Politeness |
_________________________________________ [Aug 19,2011 5:39pm - Headbanging_Man ""] KANDEE%20STRYPER said:Lloyd Braun confirmed SERENITY NOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW |
_________________________________________ [Aug 19,2011 5:42pm - Headbanging_Man ""] Plus, show up before 9 and be fitted for your complimentary manssiere! [img] |
____________________________________________________ [Aug 19,2011 5:51pm - RustyPS should be working ""] All the girls that come to this show must dress like Sue Ellen Mischke [img] |
_________________________________________ [Aug 19,2011 7:09pm - ValkyrieScreams ""] DestroyYouAlot said:[x band] is/is not on this, i know this for a fact because of my close personal relationship with [y member] ShadowSD said:[y member] is full of shit Actually you're both right. As it turns out, [y member] was in a relationship with [z member] until figuring out that [z member] was not "the one", now the remainder of [x band] members' alliances are devided and they are deeply entrenched in a costly legal feud over who has the rights to the music, lyrics, name, etc. Until further notice [x band] will be known as [the band formerly known as x band] and will be performing nothing but covers which just won't work with the rest of this incredible lineup. |