COMPOSTED proudly announces our official new bassist...[views:60233][posts:312]____________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 5:53pm - RichHorror ""] You're my friend. :( |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 5:54pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Not in this thread we're not. We can be friends where no one can see us. I think we're alone now...there doesn't seem to be anyone arouuund... |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 5:55pm - RichHorror ""] I save all AIM conversations, don't make me out you. I have similar dirt on nearly everyone else in this thread. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 5:55pm - Dave_Maggot ""] COMPOSTED: talking about fucking each others mom's, reverse racial slurrage, intoxicated front men, and loving men balls since 2007!. . .oh and death metal. . . |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 5:57pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Let's get married so you can be Richard Richards...or Richard Fucking Richards. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 5:57pm - RichHorror ""] When Dave's brother was in the band he was convinced I was in the KKK and was planning on murdering Eliot. It was the best. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 6:00pm - Dave_Maggot ""] internal conflict makes for the sick slams. we are the general hospital of death metal |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 6:01pm - RichHorror ""] Richard Fucking Horror Richards is the name of the split. |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 6:02pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Richard Horrorfucking Richards and you got a deal. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 6:03pm - RichHorror ""] Finally, get started on the artwork and flush your career down the toilet. |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 6:04pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Rich Richards and The Fuckhorrors. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 6:07pm - RichHorror ""] In The Parasitic Shit with Rich Richards and The Fuckhorrors |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 6:08pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I think we're onto something here. Call Universal Records and tell them we just made them another billion. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 6:09pm - RichHorror ""] Hold on lemme friend them on Facebook. |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 6:11pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Don't forget to say Happy Birthday to Dwyer while you're at it. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 6:11pm - RichHorror ""] I just sent news of the bidding war over this release between Universal Records and Pathos Productions to Blabbermouth. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 6:14pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Blender_Method said: RichHorror said: Blender_Method said: RichHorror said:I keed I keed. You're one of the good ones that we can have in the house. Damn straight, and you're not! :o Now that Obama is in office does that mean you're getting a job and paying space rent? That's funny, cuz I have a job, technically two jobs, but I'm shit out of luck and broke as hell cuz your people don't want to spend your money on things like garage doors and making records :p ATTN, WHITE PPL: MAKE GARAGE DOOR RECORDS OR YOU ARE A PUSSY |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 6:14pm - RichHorror ""] A printout of this thread will be the liner notes. |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 6:17pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Printed on garage doors stolen from the black man. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 6:17pm - RichHorror ""] This is such a great idea. |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 6:19pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Rick Rubin just texted me and said this will be out tomorrow. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 6:20pm - RichHorror ""] I just got a counter-offer from Bill Gates and he said this will be out on laserdisc 12 years ago. |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 6:22pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Have his people get in touch with Rick's people and have them figure out how to get this out on minidisc 10 years ago, and maybe this can work out. And for fuck's sake, will someone get me a goddamn Crystal Pepsi? |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 6:23pm - RichHorror ""] Grog just put in an offer to have this on a cave wall. |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 6:25pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Tell him to suck a mastadong. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 6:29pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I already have this on LIVE, STREAMING BROADBRAIN. |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 6:31pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] FUCK. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 6:33pm - Dave_Maggot ""] i heard George Washington rode across the Mississippi river listening to misanthrobominable snowman on his ipod. we gotta call Lars Ulrich. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 6:34pm - RichHorror ""] I heard this while in the birth canal. |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 6:41pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I wrote it when John Dwyer was creating the universe. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 6:45pm - RichHorror ""] I'm wearing my OG Composted shirt right now so this is all obviously really going to happen. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 6:45pm - RustyPS ""] you guys didn't hear? the split is already out.....wow does it suck |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 6:47pm - RichHorror ""] Yeah I was afraid of that. I blame myself and my terrible band that nobody likes. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 6:50pm - RustyPS ""] so in all seriousness, is the 4th band definite? |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 6:51pm - RichHorror ""] I don't know if this split is even definite, but it should be. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 6:53pm - Dave_Maggot ""] in 2013 we all sell out. we are wearing pepsi jackets and our music videos are boosted into people's brains along with subliminal taco bell commercials |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 7:05pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] As much joking as there is in this thread, I'm sure Composted would definitely be down for this split; we're planning on recorded a 3 song promo at some point this year, so who knows, maybe we can fancy it up extra nice and turn it into an official release. Personally, I think 4 bands is a bit much for a split, unless the songs are really short. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 7:17pm - W3 nli ""] umm our songs are only like 20 - 30 seconds |
| __________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 10:48pm - RustyPS ""] for the split we are planning on releasing, the 3 songs are only like 6-7 minutes long total |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 11:49pm - RichHorror ""] haha, yeah Mark have you heard Rampant Decay before? |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 11:50pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] SOUNDS LIEK JOURNEY |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 10,2009 11:51pm - RichHorror ""] I have a beautiful voice that puts Steve Perry to shame. |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 11,2009 7:09am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I'm talking songs that are so short you have to go back in time to hear them...? |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 11,2009 7:30am - RichHorror ""] wat |
| _________________________________ [Mar 11,2009 7:58am - W3 nli ""] FUCK YOU, YOU'RE NOT CHRIS DODGE! |
| __________________________________ [Mar 11,2009 8:17am - archaeon ""] NIGGER THREAD |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 11,2009 8:17am - RichHorror ""] I'd just like to say that this split will never happen. And thank heavens. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 11,2009 8:20am - W3 nli ""] ...for 7/11 ? |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 11,2009 8:23am - RichHorror ""] [img] |
| _________________________________ [Mar 11,2009 8:27am - W3 nli ""] ah when rich played horrible music and no one cared about his band |