COMPOSTED proudly announces our official new bassist...
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[Mar 9,2009 7:36pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Some of you may have seen him fill in for a few shows, but now it's official; Revocation's Anthony Buda (or Tony Boodz as he will be referred to in the Composted camp) has assumed full time bass duties for Composted! Expect to see his official debut on May 29th @ O'Brien's Pub with Splitter, Dysentery, Psytoxia and In The Shit. We'll also be premiering some brand new songs at the show, featuring some new stylistic aspects of the "silly slam" sound.
[Mar 9,2009 7:42pm - boblovesmusicatcoolidge ""]
Word yo!
[Mar 9,2009 7:43pm - jimboNLI ""]
wait... what? replacing whom? I honestly thought Eliot played bass in Composted.
[Mar 9,2009 7:44pm - boblovesmusicatthefilmplace ""]
yeah, I also second the question. Was Eliot sacked?
[Mar 9,2009 7:44pm - Blue ""]
eliot plays darkie guitar.
was wondering when anfernee was going to get down to business. so when can i start harassing you guys at practice again?
[Mar 9,2009 7:45pm - jimboNLI ""]
oh. so there was no bass player?
[Mar 9,2009 7:45pm - archaeon ""]
when mark moves back from delafair.
[Mar 9,2009 7:48pm - jimboNLI ""]
when you move to puberty.
[Mar 9,2009 7:49pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Eliot was originally 2nd guitar, but when our last bassist left Eliot assumed bass duties live. Anthony agreed to fill in for some shows so Eliot could get back to guitar for the full Composted experience, and now he's agreed to be full time so Eliot doesn't have to worry about bass AND guitar.
I return from DeLOLaware on April 11th, so you can start harassing us shortly after that, Blueseph. You're going to laugh your ass off at some of the new shit. 2 words: SURF SLAM.
[Mar 9,2009 7:50pm - jimboNLI ""]
i just pictured surf slam... wooooaaaa
[Mar 9,2009 7:53pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
We shall all surf the sea of slam.
[Mar 9,2009 8:00pm - Stabby_McGunnakillya ""]
sounds like a solid carreer move, fellas. There needs to be a cover of wipe-out called asswipe-out... or not
[Mar 9,2009 8:09pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
HIYOOOOO!
[Mar 9,2009 8:12pm - archaeon ""]
Anthony is too pretty for this band. He's like...in shape.
[Mar 9,2009 8:15pm - Stabby_McGunnakillya ""]
archaeon said:Anthony is too pretty for this band. He's like...in shape.
And white
[Mar 9,2009 8:20pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Who says big (and black) ain't beautiful?
[Mar 9,2009 8:21pm - jimboNLI ""]
...and doesn't act like an 8 year old.. i think
[Mar 9,2009 8:22pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Anthony's more like a 9 year old.
[Mar 9,2009 8:22pm - jimboNLI ""]
i just realized i didn't say:
Nice pickup guys, this will put you in a legitimate playoff spot.
[Mar 9,2009 8:37pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
We're hoping to clinch the division!
[Mar 9,2009 8:40pm - jimboNLI ""]
here's one for ya, if you WERE in a league of bands in the same vein as your own, who would you consider to be in your "division" based on style and geographic location.
GO!
[Mar 9,2009 8:43pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Flyleaf.
[Mar 9,2009 8:45pm - jimboNLI ""]
flyleaf huh? I don't even know if your serious, because i don't know them, and you didn't use the SARCASM METER! bitch
[Mar 9,2009 8:45pm - Dave_Maggot ""]
larry bird!
[Mar 9,2009 8:46pm - Dave_Maggot ""]
haha larry birdflesh
[Mar 9,2009 8:46pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
I can't use the sarcasm meter, because it doesn't have a Mark Richards level on it.
[Mar 9,2009 8:46pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Dave_Maggot said:haha larry birdflesh
Hahahaha, fuck.
[Mar 9,2009 8:47pm - Dave_Maggot ""]
wayne greblooddusterski
[Mar 9,2009 8:48pm - jimboNLI ""]
harry goat semen?
[Mar 9,2009 8:50pm - RichHorror ""]
Composted sounds nothing like Birdflesh. All the haters are retarded.
[Mar 9,2009 8:51pm - Dave_Maggot ""]
barry bondsaborted
[Mar 9,2009 8:57pm - Dave_Maggot ""]
i dunno, i'm just naming bands. i dunno what league we are in. marky tell em. he's better with words. haha.
[Mar 9,2009 9:06pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Actually Rich, one of the new songs is Birdfleshesque, on purpose, since Birdflesh fucking rules.
[Mar 9,2009 9:07pm - pam ""]
Nice!
[Mar 9,2009 9:09pm - RichHorror ""]
MarkFuckingRichards said:Actually Rich, one of the new songs is Birdfleshesque, on purpose, since Birdflesh fucking rules.
Yeah you told me it was going to be more good songs in the vein of stuff I like and less terrible horseshit like everyone else in New England likes.
[Mar 9,2009 9:19pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Huzzah!
[Mar 9,2009 9:21pm - the_reverend ""]
coolio
[Mar 9,2009 9:59pm - corpus_colostomy ""]
MarkFuckingRichards said:2 words: SURF SLAM.
not for nothin' but suicidal tendencies already beat you to it mahky boi..
[Mar 9,2009 10:19pm - Dave_Maggot ""]
damn, yeah thats right, scrap that song guys. . .waaah waah waaah haha
[Mar 9,2009 10:20pm - reimroc ""]
good stuff
[Mar 9,2009 10:21pm - corpus_colostomy ""]
Dave_Maggot said:damn, yeah thats right, scrap that song guys. . .waaah waah waaah haha
OH HAI RTTP IM DPOIUSHCDIUWECGKJDSDRUNK AGAIN. IM DAVE. :krusty: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
[Mar 9,2009 10:28pm - Dave_Maggot ""]
the wah wah wah was one of those slide whistle or horn noises that you hear at the end of a bad joke like the one i put. not a whine haha. but if you wanna go there then.
[Mar 9,2009 10:29pm - corpus_colostomy ""]
Dave_Maggot said:but if you wanna go there then.
IM ALREADY HERE. :ralphie: lol.
[Mar 9,2009 10:32pm - Dave_Maggot ""]
i know you are sir, i know you are
[Mar 9,2009 10:36pm - corpus_colostomy ""]
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wanna touch dinks in mai cah?
[Mar 9,2009 10:36pm - Dave_Maggot ""]
only if it has a british accent.
[Mar 9,2009 10:38pm - corpus_colostomy ""]
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can i forgo the accent if it was more like this?
[Mar 9,2009 10:41pm - Dave_Maggot ""]
haha
[Mar 9,2009 10:49pm - dreadkill ""]
congrats to composted. looking forward to seeing b00dz in action with you guys.
[Mar 9,2009 11:03pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Thanks Ken!
Did Suicidal Tendencies actually SLAM the surf? Either way, the song is hilarious and it's about an angry snowman.
[Mar 9,2009 11:06pm - Dave_Maggot ""]
a VERY angry snowman
[Mar 9,2009 11:09pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
QUICKLY LONG THREAD IS QUICKLY LONG
[Mar 9,2009 11:10pm - RichHorror ""]
They were possessed to skate not to surf you faggot posers.
[Mar 9,2009 11:10pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
That's what she said!
[Mar 9,2009 11:11pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Good news, fellas.
[Mar 9,2009 11:11pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
That had me sweatin' for a minute thar.
[Mar 10,2009 7:06am - corpus_colostomy ""]
RichHorror said:They were possessed to skate not to surf you faggot posers.
i guess im the only one who really liked ST back in the day...
http://www.last.fm/music/Suicidal+Tendencies/_/Surf+and+Slam
[Mar 10,2009 7:17am - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
That song may be called "Surf And Slam" but it does not have any slam.
[Mar 10,2009 7:35am - W3 nli ""]
lol all over the place in the thread someone get a mop
[Mar 10,2009 8:23am - reimroc ""]
corpus_colostomy said:
RichHorror said:They were possessed to skate not to surf you faggot posers.
i guess im the only one who really liked ST back in the day...
http://www.last.fm/music/Suicidal+Tendencies/_/Surf+and+Slam
ST still is awesome
[Mar 10,2009 8:38am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
My cock is so smooth.
[Mar 10,2009 8:39am - reimroc ""]
OOOOHWOW
[Mar 10,2009 8:39am - reimroc ""]
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[Mar 10,2009 9:02am - RustyPS ""]
corpus_colostomy said:[img]
can i forgo the accent if it was more like this?I am officially scarred for life
[Mar 10,2009 9:15am - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
I am officially hard for life.
[Mar 10,2009 9:27am - dreadkill ""]
i'm officially hard for the next 4 hours. someone get over here and crawl under my desk.
[Mar 10,2009 10:01am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
The real question is: How are his cock-landing skills?
[Mar 10,2009 12:20pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Anthony is quite efficient at low end cock landing. He knows how to hold it down.
[Mar 10,2009 12:31pm - RichHorror ""]
Mark now that you guys smartened up and and are doing some grind let's hook up some shows.
[Mar 10,2009 12:32pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
slamgrind
[Mar 10,2009 12:33pm - RichHorror ""]
Just do it or you're afraid of me and never considered me a friend.
[Mar 10,2009 12:35pm - destroyyoualot ""]
Grislamnn'd
[Mar 10,2009 12:36pm - W3 nli ""]
what would your dad say....
oh yeah he'd say "goddammit Bobby!"
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[Mar 10,2009 12:42pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Rich, you know we're down. But there is still a Hefty lawn bag full of slam to deal with in 90% of the songs, so don't get too wet over the grindZ.
[Mar 10,2009 12:43pm - RichHorror ""]
I'll get as wet as I want.
[Mar 10,2009 12:44pm - RichHorror ""]
Composted/Rampant Decay/In The Shit/??? split CD to make up for your last split CD not working out.
[Mar 10,2009 12:46pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Only if I can hear how wet you are on the split. Packaging should just be a jewel case full of human juices.
[Mar 10,2009 12:47pm - RichHorror ""]
I want you to do the layput in the style of those Fruit Gushers candies.
[Mar 10,2009 12:48pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Hahaha done and done.
[Mar 10,2009 12:48pm - RichHorror ""]
PE can be on it if they agree to this layout concept.
[Mar 10,2009 12:51pm - ouchdrummer ""]
BC are all about human juices.
[Mar 10,2009 12:51pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Rich Horror sopping wet and schlicking over 10% of your daily grind allowance? It's more likely than you think!
[Mar 10,2009 12:55pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
The title of this split needs to be just plain wrong.
[Mar 10,2009 12:57pm - RichHorror ""]
Youth Crew Methadone Clinic All-Star Jamboree
[Mar 10,2009 12:59pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
That's not moist enough.
[Mar 10,2009 12:59pm - ouchdrummer ""]
you can't have a methadone clinic split without at least one of my bands!! Shenanigans
[Mar 10,2009 1:00pm - RustyPS ""]
Lovers of Low Hanging Vag Lips Unite
?
[Mar 10,2009 1:00pm - RichHorror ""]
Curbstomping A Wino Comprised Entirely Of Waterballoons
[Mar 10,2009 1:02pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
I'm thinking something a lot more subtle...although a wino made of waterballoons getting curbstomped would be wet as FUCK.
[Mar 10,2009 1:04pm - RichHorror ""]
Water Whizz Presents: Bloodslide
[Mar 10,2009 1:05pm - RustyPS ""]
lemonparty.org Is My Homepage
?
[Mar 10,2009 1:06pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Slit n Slide. Referring to emo children comitting suicide the fun way.
[Mar 10,2009 1:06pm - RichHorror ""]
I am taking the Clitortute stance re: their split with GOreality and ask that there is no title
[Mar 10,2009 1:07pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
How about we just call it "The Wet?"
[Mar 10,2009 1:08pm - RichHorror ""]
haha my spelling of GOreality was unintentional but I'm pleased by it.
[Mar 10,2009 1:08pm - W3 nli ""]
RichHorror said:I am taking the Clitortute stance re: their split with GOreality and ask that there is no title
BACK'D
[Mar 10,2009 1:09pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
What if the name of the split is "Untitled?"
[Mar 10,2009 1:10pm - brian_dc ""]
this had 666 views and shit when I posted and viewed
I ruined it!
[Mar 10,2009 1:10pm - RichHorror ""]
'Untitled Split On Compact Disc Format'
[Mar 10,2009 1:10pm - ouchdrummer ""]
what if the split had Boarcorpse? Now that's an idea... or i could just cut you all?
[Mar 10,2009 1:11pm - RichHorror ""]
No Jim that's a terrible idea. I know you want to go steady with Mark but tough shit and go kill yourself.
[Mar 10,2009 1:11pm - dreadkill ""]
lulz
[Mar 10,2009 1:11pm - RichHorror ""]
/me takes Composted out of the equation and sees Jim have no interest in being on the split because he's a pathetic fanboy
[Mar 10,2009 1:12pm - ouchdrummer ""]
jealous?
[Mar 10,2009 1:12pm - RichHorror ""]
I was in a band with Mark and didn't get kicked out, so no not really.
[Mar 10,2009 1:13pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Haha this thread is win. Rich, I am in favor of your title.
[Mar 10,2009 1:13pm - RichHorror ""]
My turn-ons include kittens, sampling cakes and being cruel to others on the internet.
[Mar 10,2009 1:13pm - Dave_Maggot ""]
this thread is like the pink slime from ghostbusters 2
[Mar 10,2009 1:14pm - W3 nli ""]
yeah i gotta agree with Rich one bad death metal band is enough on this split.
we dont need BoreCorpse too.
[Mar 10,2009 1:14pm - RustyPS ""]
FACED
[Mar 10,2009 1:14pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
By that do you mean you want to dip your balls in it, David?
[Mar 10,2009 1:14pm - RichHorror ""]
Carpathians hate this thread.
[Mar 10,2009 1:14pm - ouchdrummer ""]
Good point.
[Mar 10,2009 1:15pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Awww ComPWN3D :/
[Mar 10,2009 1:15pm - W3 nli ""]
ouchdrummer said:Good point.
what's your point Walter
[Mar 10,2009 1:16pm - dreadkill ""]
the title of the split should be
"No Jim that's a terrible idea. I know you want to go steady with Mark but tough shit and go kill yourself."
[Mar 10,2009 1:16pm - ouchdrummer ""]
thats an aweful idea.
[Mar 10,2009 1:17pm - W3 nli ""]
which means its an amazing idea.
[Mar 10,2009 1:17pm - RustyPS ""]
ouchdrummer said:thats an awesome idea.
[Mar 10,2009 1:18pm - ouchdrummer ""]
put my name in the title of your split or you're a pussy.
[Mar 10,2009 1:19pm - boblovesmusic ""]
put MY name in the title of your split or you're a pussy!
[Mar 10,2009 1:19pm - RichHorror ""]
Awesomeful idea.
[Mar 10,2009 1:20pm - W3 nli ""]
Jimbo you did it wrong.
you might want to read this
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[Mar 10,2009 1:21pm - boblovesmusic ""]
the title should be every screenname/thinger on RTTP
[Mar 10,2009 1:21pm - dreadkill ""]
CALL IT AWESOMEFUL PUSSY GO STEADY KILL YOURSELF SPLIT OR YOURE A PUSSY
[Mar 10,2009 1:22pm - RichHorror ""]
An idea whose time has come.
[Mar 10,2009 1:22pm - W3 nli ""]
see Ken knows how to do it, CONGRATULATE KEN OR YOURE ALL BEARDED PUSSIES NAMED JIMBO AWFUL IDEA RICHARDS
[Mar 10,2009 1:22pm - ouchdrummer ""]
hey sean, maybe you should worry about not being homeless beotch.
wait..... wut?
[Mar 10,2009 1:24pm - dreadkill ""]
i still don't know how to do the "good show is good" or "gay fag is gay" or "bearded pussy is bearded" thing yet.
[Mar 10,2009 1:24pm - W3 nli ""]
ouchdrummer said:hey sean, maybe you should worry about not being homeless beotch.
wait..... wut?
LOL
RichHorror said:I wanna wait for Jim to see this and get his emo all over the thread.
boom goes the dynamite
[Mar 10,2009 1:25pm - ouchdrummer ""]
huh?
[Mar 10,2009 1:25pm - RichHorror ""]
http://img.4chan.org/b/imgboard.html
[Mar 10,2009 1:25pm - W3 nli ""]
CANT YOU READ ENGLISH JIMBO, CANT YOU READ !
[Mar 10,2009 1:25pm - ouchdrummer ""]
haha
[Mar 10,2009 1:25pm - RichHorror ""]
My last post was for Ken.
[Mar 10,2009 1:27pm - RustyPS ""]
dreadkill said:"bearded pussy is bearded"
LOL
[Mar 10,2009 1:30pm - ouchdrummer ""]
i never learned to read.
[Mar 10,2009 1:55pm - Dave_Maggot ""]
i wanna dip my balls into a river of slime, and by that i mean i wanna dip my balls into mark's mom's vagina.
[Mar 10,2009 1:55pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
RichHorror said:http://img.4chan.org/b/imgboard.html
RichHorror said:My last post was for Ken.
RULES 1 & 2, MOTHERFUCKER
[Mar 10,2009 1:59pm - ouchdrummer ""]
i really can't read.
[Mar 10,2009 2:00pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
j slseh eu mghys?
[Mar 10,2009 2:04pm - ouchdrummer ""]
i learned how not to read from you dad!!
shut up son, smoke crack.
[Mar 10,2009 2:15pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Hey remember that time that RTTP isn't in charge of what splits are titled?
[Mar 10,2009 2:16pm - ouchdrummer ""]
remember when YOU were a looser?!!
[Mar 10,2009 2:18pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Remember when you sucked at spelling EVERYDAY?
[Mar 10,2009 2:20pm - ouchdrummer ""]
i still do.
[Mar 10,2009 3:12pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Yeah, that's what I thought. But I still love you.
[Mar 10,2009 3:14pm - ouchdrummer ""]
my misspellings add character.
[Mar 10,2009 3:20pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
SPELL SHIT WRONG OR YOU ARE A PUSSY WITH NO CHARACTER
[Mar 10,2009 3:21pm - ouchdrummer ""]
if i had a nickle(bag) for every time i said that...
[Mar 10,2009 3:21pm - Yeti ""]
Dave_Maggot said:i wanna dip my balls into a river of slime, and by that i mean i wanna dip my balls into mark's mom's vagina.
SLIME!!!
what?
ITS A RIVER OF SLIME!! THERE'S GOT TO BE 25000 GALLONS OF IT, ITS FLOWING THROUGH HERE LIKE A RIVER!!
[Mar 10,2009 3:27pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
MFR: It's "U R". GAWD! [/BIZARRO DWYER]
[Mar 10,2009 3:32pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
SPEL SHIT RONG OR U R DESTROIUABUNCH
[Mar 10,2009 3:47pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
BETTUR.
[Mar 10,2009 3:48pm - ouchdrummer ""]
uh huh
[Mar 10,2009 4:48pm - Blender_Method ""]
Eeveryone who listens to or likes composted should kill themselves :l
[Mar 10,2009 4:48pm - Blender_Method ""]
Especially wiggers!
[Mar 10,2009 4:49pm - RichHorror ""]
Blender_Method said:Especially niggers!
[Mar 10,2009 4:51pm - Blender_Method ""]
well, now that Barack Obama is president... who's tha nigger now bitch?! (that's you Rich Horror, you tha nigger now)
[Mar 10,2009 4:52pm - RichHorror ""]
You're about as black as Carlton Banks, this isn't about you clearly.
[Mar 10,2009 4:54pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
The Irish?
[Mar 10,2009 4:55pm - RichHorror ""]
We aways were. Before the whiny faggot moulies started crying wah wah you took us on a fabulous cruise and gave us all jobs working outdoors.
[Mar 10,2009 5:01pm - Blender_Method ""]
Mr. Horror, what is your definition of black person? :l
[Mar 10,2009 5:02pm - RichHorror ""]
Also, spic wop dago kike.
[Mar 10,2009 5:03pm - Blender_Method ""]
Mr. Horror, what is your definition of black person? :l
[Mar 10,2009 5:04pm - RichHorror ""]
Someone that isn't a fucking nerd with a faggot cowboy hat on.
[Mar 10,2009 5:05pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Carlton Banks broke his neck breakdancing. That shit is black as hell.
[Mar 10,2009 5:10pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
RichHorror said:We aways were. Before the whiny faggot moulies started crying wah wah you took us on a fabulous cruise and gave us all jobs working outdoors.
EURONIGS FTW
[Mar 10,2009 5:10pm - Blender_Method ""]
now now rich, easy on the faggotry ;] ;]
[Mar 10,2009 5:12pm - Blender_Method ""]
Say it proud, I'm black and I'm loud!
[Mar 10,2009 5:14pm - RichHorror ""]
I keed I keed. You're one of the good ones that we can have in the house.
[Mar 10,2009 5:22pm - ouchdrummer ""]
fuck black people.
[Mar 10,2009 5:22pm - Blender_Method ""]
RichHorror said:I keed I keed. You're one of the good ones that we can have in the house.
Damn straight, and you're not! :o
[Mar 10,2009 5:23pm - W3 nli ""]
LOL
[Mar 10,2009 5:23pm - reimroc ""]
this thread blew the fuck up
[Mar 10,2009 5:23pm - Blender_Method ""]
ouchdrummer said:fuck black people.
Aight, I quit Boarcorpse :l
[Mar 10,2009 5:24pm - W3 nli ""]
W3%20nli said:lol all over the place in the thread someone get a mop
:HAHAHA:
[Mar 10,2009 5:24pm - ouchdrummer ""]
we own you.
[Mar 10,2009 5:25pm - RichHorror ""]
Blender_Method said:
RichHorror said:I keed I keed. You're one of the good ones that we can have in the house.
Damn straight, and you're not! :o
Now that Obama is in office does that mean you're getting a job and paying space rent?
[Mar 10,2009 5:29pm - Blender_Method ""]
ouchdrummer said:we own you.
hah, more like RTTP PWNs you :o
[Mar 10,2009 5:30pm - RichHorror ""]
Once Obama took office I got in line and stopped working and collected food stamps.
[Mar 10,2009 5:31pm - Blender_Method ""]
RichHorror said:
Blender_Method said:
RichHorror said:I keed I keed. You're one of the good ones that we can have in the house.
Damn straight, and you're not! :o
Now that Obama is in office does that mean you're getting a job and paying space rent?
That's funny, cuz I have a job, technically two jobs, but I'm shit out of luck and broke as hell cuz your people don't want to spend your money on things like garage doors and making records :p
[Mar 10,2009 5:33pm - Dave_Maggot ""]
NOW THAT OBAMA IS PRESIDENT I CAN BLARE JACKIE WILSON FROM THE STATUE OF LIBERTY AND WASH ALL THE HATRED OUT OF RTTP JUST IN TIME FOR NEW YEARS EVE!!!
[Mar 10,2009 5:33pm - RichHorror ""]
Shut the fuck up Dave and make a thread out of your sheer loneliness.
[Mar 10,2009 5:34pm - Dave_Maggot ""]
ok
[Mar 10,2009 5:34pm - Blender_Method ""]
Dave_Maggot said:NOW THAT OBAMA IS PRESIDENT I CAN BLARE JACKIE WILSON FROM THE STATUE OF LIBERTY AND WASH ALL THE HATRED OUT OF RTTP JUST IN TIME FOR NEW YEARS EVE!!!
haha
[Mar 10,2009 5:35pm - W3 nli ""]
W3%20nli said:
W3%20nli said:LOL all over the place in the thread someone get a mop
:HAHAHA:
[Mar 10,2009 5:37pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
ITT: White males angry at black people.
[Mar 10,2009 5:38pm - Blender_Method ""]
White males sucking black dickssssss
[Mar 10,2009 5:39pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Remember that time that this thread was about Anthony Buda being our bassist? Those were the days.
[Mar 10,2009 5:40pm - Blender_Method ""]
Remember that time I fucked your mom? Those were the... oh wait, that was today :o
[Mar 10,2009 5:40pm - narkybark ""]
In the process of reading this thread, my spirit has left my body.
[Mar 10,2009 5:44pm - Dave_Maggot ""]
i'm totally about to have k.f.c.
[Mar 10,2009 5:45pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
I'm totally about to shit in some guy's KFC...
[Mar 10,2009 5:46pm - Dave_Maggot ""]
if you'd like your scrotum tossed into the sizzling depths of a deep fryer then. good choice
[Mar 10,2009 5:48pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Don't tell me how to live my life, Dave Maggot.
[Mar 10,2009 5:49pm - Dave_Maggot ""]
don't stand between me and my chicken MARK WILLIAM RICHARDS!!
[Mar 10,2009 5:52pm - RichHorror ""]
Oh sorry I read an earlier post about Suicidal Tendencies and thought this thread was about about being weird and hostile towards your friends.
[Mar 10,2009 5:53pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
There are no friends in this thread.
[Mar 10,2009 5:53pm - Dave_Maggot ""]
that's how we roll!
[Mar 10,2009 5:53pm - RichHorror ""]
You're my friend. :(
[Mar 10,2009 5:54pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Not in this thread we're not. We can be friends where no one can see us.
I think we're alone now...there doesn't seem to be anyone arouuund...
[Mar 10,2009 5:55pm - RichHorror ""]
I save all AIM conversations, don't make me out you. I have similar dirt on nearly everyone else in this thread.
[Mar 10,2009 5:55pm - Dave_Maggot ""]
COMPOSTED: talking about fucking each others mom's, reverse racial slurrage, intoxicated front men, and loving men balls since 2007!. . .oh and death metal. . .
[Mar 10,2009 5:57pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Let's get married so you can be Richard Richards...or Richard Fucking Richards.
[Mar 10,2009 5:57pm - RichHorror ""]
When Dave's brother was in the band he was convinced I was in the KKK and was planning on murdering Eliot. It was the best.
[Mar 10,2009 6:00pm - Dave_Maggot ""]
internal conflict makes for the sick slams. we are the general hospital of death metal
[Mar 10,2009 6:01pm - RichHorror ""]
Richard Fucking Horror Richards is the name of the split.
[Mar 10,2009 6:02pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Richard Horrorfucking Richards and you got a deal.
[Mar 10,2009 6:03pm - RichHorror ""]
Finally, get started on the artwork and flush your career down the toilet.
[Mar 10,2009 6:04pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Rich Richards and The Fuckhorrors.
[Mar 10,2009 6:07pm - RichHorror ""]
In The Parasitic Shit with Rich Richards and The Fuckhorrors
[Mar 10,2009 6:08pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
I think we're onto something here. Call Universal Records and tell them we just made them another billion.
[Mar 10,2009 6:09pm - RichHorror ""]
Hold on lemme friend them on Facebook.
[Mar 10,2009 6:11pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Don't forget to say Happy Birthday to Dwyer while you're at it.
[Mar 10,2009 6:11pm - RichHorror ""]
I just sent news of the bidding war over this release between Universal Records and Pathos Productions to Blabbermouth.
[Mar 10,2009 6:14pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Blender_Method said:
RichHorror said:
Blender_Method said:
RichHorror said:I keed I keed. You're one of the good ones that we can have in the house.
Damn straight, and you're not! :o
Now that Obama is in office does that mean you're getting a job and paying space rent?
That's funny, cuz I have a job, technically two jobs, but I'm shit out of luck and broke as hell cuz your people don't want to spend your money on things like garage doors and making records :p
ATTN, WHITE PPL: MAKE GARAGE DOOR RECORDS OR YOU ARE A PUSSY
[Mar 10,2009 6:14pm - RichHorror ""]
A printout of this thread will be the liner notes.
[Mar 10,2009 6:17pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Printed on garage doors stolen from the black man.
[Mar 10,2009 6:17pm - RichHorror ""]
This is such a great idea.
[Mar 10,2009 6:19pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Rick Rubin just texted me and said this will be out tomorrow.
[Mar 10,2009 6:20pm - RichHorror ""]
I just got a counter-offer from Bill Gates and he said this will be out on laserdisc 12 years ago.
[Mar 10,2009 6:22pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Have his people get in touch with Rick's people and have them figure out how to get this out on minidisc 10 years ago, and maybe this can work out. And for fuck's sake, will someone get me a goddamn Crystal Pepsi?
[Mar 10,2009 6:23pm - RichHorror ""]
Grog just put in an offer to have this on a cave wall.
[Mar 10,2009 6:25pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Tell him to suck a mastadong.
[Mar 10,2009 6:29pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
I already have this on LIVE, STREAMING BROADBRAIN.
[Mar 10,2009 6:31pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
FUCK.
[Mar 10,2009 6:33pm - Dave_Maggot ""]
i heard George Washington rode across the Mississippi river listening to misanthrobominable snowman on his ipod. we gotta call Lars Ulrich.
[Mar 10,2009 6:34pm - RichHorror ""]
I heard this while in the birth canal.
[Mar 10,2009 6:41pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
I wrote it when John Dwyer was creating the universe.
[Mar 10,2009 6:45pm - RichHorror ""]
I'm wearing my OG Composted shirt right now so this is all obviously really going to happen.
[Mar 10,2009 6:45pm - RustyPS ""]
you guys didn't hear? the split is already out.....wow does it suck
[Mar 10,2009 6:47pm - RichHorror ""]
Yeah I was afraid of that. I blame myself and my terrible band that nobody likes.
[Mar 10,2009 6:50pm - RustyPS ""]
so in all seriousness, is the 4th band definite?
[Mar 10,2009 6:51pm - RichHorror ""]
I don't know if this split is even definite, but it should be.
[Mar 10,2009 6:53pm - Dave_Maggot ""]
in 2013 we all sell out. we are wearing pepsi jackets and our music videos are boosted into people's brains along with subliminal taco bell commercials
[Mar 10,2009 7:05pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
As much joking as there is in this thread, I'm sure Composted would definitely be down for this split; we're planning on recorded a 3 song promo at some point this year, so who knows, maybe we can fancy it up extra nice and turn it into an official release. Personally, I think 4 bands is a bit much for a split, unless the songs are really short.
[Mar 10,2009 7:17pm - W3 nli ""]
umm our songs are only like 20 - 30 seconds
[Mar 10,2009 10:48pm - RustyPS ""]
for the split we are planning on releasing, the 3 songs are only like 6-7 minutes long total
[Mar 10,2009 11:49pm - RichHorror ""]
haha, yeah Mark have you heard Rampant Decay before?
[Mar 10,2009 11:50pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
SOUNDS LIEK JOURNEY
[Mar 10,2009 11:51pm - RichHorror ""]
I have a beautiful voice that puts Steve Perry to shame.
[Mar 11,2009 7:09am - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
I'm talking songs that are so short you have to go back in time to hear them...?
[Mar 11,2009 7:30am - RichHorror ""]
wat
[Mar 11,2009 7:58am - W3 nli ""]
FUCK YOU, YOU'RE NOT CHRIS DODGE!
[Mar 11,2009 8:17am - archaeon ""]
NIGGER THREAD
[Mar 11,2009 8:17am - RichHorror ""]
I'd just like to say that this split will never happen. And thank heavens.
[Mar 11,2009 8:20am - W3 nli ""]
...for 7/11 ?
[Mar 11,2009 8:23am - RichHorror ""]
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[Mar 11,2009 8:27am - W3 nli ""]
ah when rich played horrible music and no one cared about his band
[Mar 11,2009 8:28am - RichHorror ""]
No that's now. Except for the horrible music part. And even that's all in who you ask.
[Mar 11,2009 8:38am - W3 nli ""]
well at least you got your looks and good health
[Mar 11,2009 8:40am - RichHorror ""]
jk the kids love us.
[Mar 11,2009 8:42am - W3 nli ""]
FOR THE KIDS !!!!
[Mar 11,2009 11:06am - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
I want this split to happen now goddammit. GODDAMMIT!
[Mar 11,2009 11:18am - W3 nli ""]
HOW'S THE VIEW FROM SUGAR HEAVEN BITCH !
[Mar 11,2009 11:19am - RichHorror ""]
Just like a woman, just when I say no now he needs it.
[Mar 11,2009 12:19pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
I don't need shit, I just wants it daddi.
[Mar 11,2009 12:57pm - BSV ""]
Hails to Anthony! One of the sickest around!
[Mar 11,2009 7:16pm - RichHorror ""]
Then let's make it happen, Mark. TOGETHER.
[Mar 11,2009 7:27pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
This split is going to represent the attitude of men fucking.
[Mar 11,2009 7:31pm - RichHorror ""]
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[Mar 11,2009 7:39pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
We're two wild and crazy guys!
[Mar 11,2009 7:40pm - Martins ""]
Mark Richards is WASTED in that picture. BLASTED. SHMAMMERED. PLASTERED.
[Mar 11,2009 7:41pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
I am also very red and shiny.
[Mar 11,2009 7:43pm - Dave_Maggot ""]
aw i hate when mark gets wasted, i have to carry him around, he gets trapped in bathrooms for hours, then he pukes in my car. mark and alcohol equal no. . .NOO!!
[Mar 11,2009 7:52pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
I'm so sorry for...waaaaaiittt a second...
[Mar 11,2009 7:52pm - RichHorror ""]
Mark needs to lay off all the cocaine.
[Mar 11,2009 7:54pm - Dave_Maggot ""]
:spineyes:
[Mar 11,2009 7:55pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
I'm such a mess.
[Mar 11,2009 8:04pm - RichHorror ""]
We're just worried about you, Mark. This is a safe healing space.
[Mar 11,2009 8:05pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Don't fucking judge me! If I get a call from that Intervention bullshit show I'm going to shit in all your mailboxes.
[Mar 11,2009 8:06pm - W3 nli ""]
that shirt rules Mr Goodwin, Cali Love is some good shit.
[Mar 11,2009 8:09pm - RichHorror ""]
Fuck yeah it is. They would love Rampant Decay like we love them.
[Mar 11,2009 8:13pm - W3 nli ""]
bring Cali and Texas Chop over here for shows lol
[Mar 11,2009 8:15pm - RichHorror ""]
Oh, they know I'm here for them. I might be hooking up a RD/Bloody Phoenix show around here in 2010 if that matters to anyone.
[Mar 11,2009 8:16pm - the_reverend ""]
enter anthony, exit soul.
[Mar 11,2009 8:18pm - RichHorror ""]
Uh, Anthony is in a band with Phil.
[Mar 11,2009 8:19pm - RichHorror ""]
Composted are a bunch of guys who barely drink and don't do any drugs. Revocation screams for cocaine and goes 'hogging'.
[Mar 11,2009 8:23pm - Dave_Maggot ""]
id like to think i drink enough for 5 guys worth.
[Mar 11,2009 8:24pm - the_reverend ""]
I don't think that even if you rubbed up and down on phil for hours you could steal his ability to shag the big bootied.
[Mar 12,2009 1:50am - RichHorror ""]
He loved fat chicks. Dave I am way more a drunk than you sorryb but its true
[Mar 12,2009 2:26am - Blender_Method ""]
Rich, you're a fat chick... NIGGER
[Mar 12,2009 2:28am - RichHorror ""]
I wish I had a pussy I would fuck myself all night cuz I look so good
[Mar 12,2009 2:37am - sxealex ""]
Anthony can do your homework for you.
[Mar 12,2009 7:04am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
My cock is still WICKED smooth.
[Mar 12,2009 7:17am - corpus_colostomy ""]
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:My cock is still WICKED smooth.
botox on da caaack, kehd?
[Mar 12,2009 7:33am - Murph ""]
MarkFuckingRichards said:Don't fucking judge me! If I get a call from that Intervention bullshit show I'm going to shit in all your mailboxes.
Girl next to me last semester in English class was on the show because her sister was addicted to huffing aerosol from pressurized canisters.
I was not the biggest fan of her, so one day I brought a can of krylon in class, sat down next to her, huffed a little and asked "hey, what's up?"
[Mar 12,2009 7:56am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
haha!
[Mar 12,2009 8:20am - RustyPS ""]
RichHorror said:[img]so cute
[Mar 12,2009 8:21am - the_reverend ""]
the episode ruled.
I heard that archaeon sucks off members of the members of composted
[Mar 12,2009 8:34am - archaeon ""]
GUILTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYy
[Mar 12,2009 8:39am - the_reverend ""]
hot. now get toyour sexting duties at your highschool.
[Mar 12,2009 9:04am - ouchdrummer ""]
grant, you whore.
[Mar 12,2009 9:49am - C.dEaD ""]
Murph said:
MarkFuckingRichards said:Don't fucking judge me! If I get a call from that Intervention bullshit show I'm going to shit in all your mailboxes.
Girl next to me last semester in English class was on the show because her sister was addicted to huffing aerosol from pressurized canisters.
I was not the biggest fan of her, so one day I brought a can of krylon in class, sat down next to her, huffed a little and asked "hey, what's up?"
Haha, thats hilarious. My friend Carl knew her as well. I guess they grew up in Newport.
[Mar 12,2009 10:02am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
That's amazing.
[Mar 12,2009 10:15am - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Hahaha, that would have been even better if you had on a Composted "High On Krylon" t shirt, Murph.
[Mar 12,2009 11:55am - Murph ""]
By the way, I'm lying.
She was in my class, but I didn't do that, she's nice.
[Mar 12,2009 12:16pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Yeah I figured you wouldn't do something like that, but I want to believe it happened anyway.
[Mar 12,2009 1:41pm - Dave_Maggot ""]
n stuff
[Mar 12,2009 1:53pm - the_reverend ""]
MFR, I don't think that intervention show will call to help you battle your addiction to smoking sperm.
[Mar 12,2009 1:54pm - dreadkill ""]
you don't smoke sperm, you inject it.
[Mar 12,2009 1:54pm - the_reverend ""]
caught you
[Mar 12,2009 2:08pm - W3 nli ""]
lol
[Mar 12,2009 2:09pm - RustyPS ""]
OH SNAP
[Mar 12,2009 2:22pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
I snort that shit.
[Mar 12,2009 2:23pm - W3 nli ""]
no wonder you're so greasy
[Mar 12,2009 2:25pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
No, that's the Italian.
[Mar 12,2009 2:26pm - W3 nli ""]
let me dream Mark, just don't take that from me.
[Mar 12,2009 2:27pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
I mean...it's the sperm. Greasy, delicious sperm.
[Mar 12,2009 2:28pm - W3 nli ""]
YES, NOW HOW'S THE VIEW FROM SUGAR MOUNTAIN BITCH !
[Mar 12,2009 5:29pm - archaeon ""]
the_reverend said:hot. now get toyour sexting duties at your highschool.
if you only knew.
[Mar 17,2009 3:45pm - bellzbottoms ""]
bump