4th Annual Coos County Chaos Fest[views:115381][posts:282][show listing] __________________________________ [Jun 1,2005 12:08pm - powerkok ""] Well, according to beard #1, were gonna have quite the camp setup, and Im sure there will be room for a largefreak to crash if he so desired. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 1,2005 12:09pm - powerkok ""] Besides....you can shack up with me, big boy. we can talk of Giant maneating bass, until we drift off to sleepytown. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 1,2005 1:48pm - largefreakatzero ""] powerkok said:Besides....you can shack up with me, big boy. we can talk of Giant maneating bass, until we drift off to sleepytown. Yeth. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 1,2005 7:00pm - troll ""] Raising Kubrick is on the bill! Joe you should come up to MooHampshire and get some fresh air! Play some shoes,drink some beers,shoot some guns,listen to some metal! |
| ______________________________ [Jun 1,2005 7:11pm - troll ""] I missed out on the tits last year cause I was pissing in my mouth in the middle of a field! I heard my fiend Emma showed some titty and this skank Renea(berlin broad) who had some harsh breast that looked like a NH/VT road map (viens man!) and a pretty haggard fart hole to match! One of the band members girl showed some skin too! I heard there were some pics floatin around cyber space! All I got was whiskey dick and a bad hangover. Story of My life ...LOL! I'm gonna go play guitar.. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 1,2005 7:18pm - powerkok ""] Can we really shoot guns there? |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 2,2005 9:08am - largefreakatzero ""] powerkok said:Can we really shoot guns there? As enjoyable as that sounds, I am thinking that may be a bad idea. I was thinking, yeah, I could bring the skeet-trap and my new side-by-side, then I had a mental picture of people picking birdshot out of their bodies with tweezers. And then another mental picture of Kok showing up with an arsenal worthy of WWIII. I think I'll leave my toys at home. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 2,2005 10:02am - joe/notcommon ""] I can shoot guns down here. What I really need is a broad who lets me piss on her, can you offer me that in NH? |
| __________________________________ [Jun 2,2005 10:45am - powerkok ""] largefreakatzero said:powerkok said:Can we really shoot guns there? As enjoyable as that sounds, I am thinking that may be a bad idea. I was thinking, yeah, I could bring the skeet-trap and my new side-by-side, then I had a mental picture of people picking birdshot out of their bodies with tweezers. And then another mental picture of Kok showing up with an arsenal worthy of WWIII. I think I'll leave my toys at home. Those mental pictures make me all fuzzy and a little scared, all at the same time. I knew it was too good to be true. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 2,2005 10:47am - powerkok ""] Joe...Im sure by the end of the night, you will find at least one female to urinate face upon. If not....well just go into town and find a ragged Berlin bitch and give her $12 for her accepting face. Or did you mean you wanted to pee in their vaginas? That might cost more. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 2,2005 11:08am - largefreakatzero ""] Yes, I think if you are searching for a NH girl who accepts the infernal golden shower, Berlin is a wonderful place to start your search. As long as you don't mind "summer teeth" (summer brown, summer yellow, summer there, summer missing). |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 2,2005 11:10am - joe/notcommon ""] if they keep their hideous mouths closed, then it's fine. chances are, i will murder them in the end anyway |
| _________________________________________________ [Jun 2,2005 11:12am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] L@Z is awesome, I need to see them live again soon. Band is so tech, so br00tal you guys need to play out of state more...or at all... |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 2,2005 11:17am - largefreakatzero ""] the_taste_of_cigarettes said:L@Z is awesome, I need to see them live again soon. Band is so tech, so br00tal you guys need to play out of state more...or at all... Thanks Nick, I know we need to get off our old lazy asses and do more out of state shows, haven't had too many offers of late. I'm not a very good promoter. We do have the show in RI with Shroud on the 10th and the Uptown Tavern thing on July 16th as well as the Coos show. Hope you can make it out to one or more. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 2,2005 4:30pm - Troll ""] I always wanted to get head from a chick and just as I'm about to blow my load put out a ciggarette out on her eye,kick her off, crush a beer can over my head and walk away. If she wants a second date....She's a keeper. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 2,2005 11:01pm - blue ""] up |
| __________________________________ [Jun 2,2005 11:02pm - powerkok ""] Blue, we finally get to play a show together. I will be wearing clean undies for this. |
| _____________________________ [Jun 3,2005 1:23pm - blue ""] ooooh, how arousing! |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 7,2005 9:18am - senselessmatty ""] By the way CRUSTED ANAL, Pantera is not playing Chaos Fest and Neither are you!!! You're a FUCKIN' IDIOT, with a BIG FUCKIN' MOUTH, and some strange way, you'll get your FUCKIN' head pounded in, because the universe tends to unfold itself... Anyways we're all excited to get things underway, we have a few more car washes to do and we'll be set to go. Thanks to all our supporters and thanks to all the bands that travel our way to rip it up, we hope to see everyone there. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 7,2005 9:32am - largefreakatzero ""] I didn't know you guys hated Porphyria so much. They've always been cool to me. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 7,2005 9:48am - RustedAngel ""] senselessmatty said:By the way CRUSTED ANAL, Pantera is not playing Chaos Fest and Neither are you!!! You're a FUCKIN' IDIOT, with a BIG FUCKIN' MOUTH, and some strange way, you'll get your FUCKIN' head pounded in, because the universe tends to unfold itself... what the hell are you talking about? the PanterA thing was a joke about Jesse's flyer because he had the names LikE ThiS. Are you going to shoot me onstage now? |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 7,2005 9:49am - Radical_Dirt_Biker ""] holy mackeral you bowZors!! this show would be great but you need some killer jumps can i bring my dirt bike?! i dunt know any of the bands but if they are anything metally like slipknot i will go totally berZerk0!! LOL!!! im moving in with my dad in new hampshire for the summer at his lake and it will be awEzzZ00ooomE if i could get to finally meet you all there! LOL how bout it?? one minute you will be hearing metal and the next minute ZZzzzz00000000MMM i will blow right by off a burm in mid air and pull some Phat tWe3K trick! prolly right over the stage LOL!!! how heavy metal would that be? i cant wait for this show to happen 'cause ill be there! LOL!!! |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 7,2005 9:52am - RustedAngel ""] largefreakatzero said:I didn't know you guys hated Porphyria so much. They've always been cool to me. I knew one of them had a problem with us and had whined about it on the senseless guestbook saying that we never hook them up with shows, ect. I've always been cool with Doug and Troll. I have no idea what this dudes problem is. I'm not going to lose any sleep that we're not playing chaos fest either. Though, last year I had a great time as I'm sure other bands will have a good time this year. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 7,2005 9:58am - largefreakatzero ""] Yeah, this will be fun. Especially if RDB shows up and blasts H0000ge air off the old ski jump in the back of the field. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 7,2005 10:29am - powerkok ""] hahahaha rdb is confirmed. He sent me an email saying he would definitley be there. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 7,2005 10:33am - RustedAngel ""] obviously RDB will be there. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 7,2005 10:40am - powerkok ""] so you know too then? He acts like no one knows. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 7,2005 11:30am - senselessmatty ""] Wow! You know how to repeat everything I said, real original! Well I have better things to do than to deal with a Drama Queen like you! Instead of Slinging Shit here, maybe you should concentrate on keeping your band together... |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 7,2005 11:36am - RustedAngel ""] senselessmatty said:Wow! You know how to repeat everything I said, real original! Well I have better things to do than to deal with a Drama Queen like you! Instead of Slinging Shit here, maybe you should concentrate on keeping your band together... way to make sense! Jealousy is a bitch... |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 7,2005 1:31pm - ltdec-1000 ""] is there an age limit on this thing? |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 7,2005 1:35pm - RustedAngel ""] ltdec-1000 said:is there an age limit on this thing? no age limit which is rad. You know it is actually kind of sad we're not playing this year due to one jealous member of a band playing. I really enjoyed hanging out with everyone and meeting new people. Oh well. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 7,2005 2:42pm - senselessmatty ""] No you guys aren't playing this year because after last year's show you thought you could put down a lot of the local bands, like you're some kind of critic. Most of my friends are in the bands that you criticized, let me tell you, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO CRITICIZE EVERYONE LIKE YOU'RE A FUCKIN' GOD, I THINK YOU'RE A LONELY PIECE OF SHIT THAT HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO, THAN TO MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE THAT DON'T FIT YOUR STANDARDS! I DON'T MIND THE REST OF YOUR BAND, I DON'T CARE FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU TALK SHIT AND DON'T BACK IT UP. SO IF YOU WANT TO TALK SHIT, GO AHEAD!!! IF YOU THINK YOU GOT BALLS, WHY DON'T YOU CRITICIZE PEOPLE TO THEIR FACE, NOT ON A STUPID COMPUTER. I HAVE THE BALLS TO TELL YOU TO YOUR FACE "YOU'RE A FUCKIN' QUEER" DO YOU? |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 7,2005 2:49pm - Radical_Dirt_Biker ""] hey mr angel if you want to take out aggression we could do some pHat jumps 2gether i could teach you. then you could jump off of people's chins and do spin outs on puppies after you jump over their chins and reak toTal hAv0c!! |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 7,2005 2:55pm - RustedAngel ""] senselessmatty said:No you guys aren't playing this year because after last year's show you thought you could put down a lot of the local bands, like you're some kind of critic. Most of my friends are in the bands that you criticized, let me tell you, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO CRITICIZE EVERYONE LIKE YOU'RE A FUCKIN' GOD, I THINK YOU'RE A LONELY PIECE OF SHIT THAT HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO, THAN TO MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE THAT DON'T FIT YOUR STANDARDS! I DON'T MIND THE REST OF YOUR BAND, I DON'T CARE FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU TALK SHIT AND DON'T BACK IT UP. SO IF YOU WANT TO TALK SHIT, GO AHEAD!!! IF YOU THINK YOU GOT BALLS, WHY DON'T YOU CRITICIZE PEOPLE TO THEIR FACE, NOT ON A STUPID COMPUTER. I HAVE THE BALLS TO TELL YOU TO YOUR FACE "YOU'RE A FUCKIN' QUEER" DO YOU? So your panties are in a bunch because I said Purenform acted like rock stars and played for way too long? I love it when total douchebags try to come across like they know me. I didn't know having an opinion about one band counts as 'CRITICIZING EVERYONE'. So you hold this against porphyria because I stated my opinion about your friends band, wow, you're super mature! I remember plenty of other band members in other bands feeling the same way I did, but they may not post here. See the button right next to the letter 'A', it's called caps lock. TURN IT OFF. Go ahead and call me a 'fucking queer', I wouldn't even bother acknowledging that you exist. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 7,2005 3:15pm - ltdec-1000 ""] Wow, Matty just got ninja'd [img] |
| _________________________________ [Jun 7,2005 3:18pm - powerkok ""] anyone that throws a punch with their mouth open deserves to be KTFO. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 7,2005 3:25pm - senselessmatty ""] Yes I know where the CAPS BUTTON is you FUCK STUMP, you didn't just offend one band you talked shit about Breather, Purenform, and a couple other bands. No I don't hold this against Porphyria, I hold this against you. Don't worry, you keep talkin shit you'll see what happens! You'll see that I exist and you'll see what happens when I rap my panties around your fuckin throat and belt-sand your fuckin face off!!! |
| _____________________________ [Jun 7,2005 3:28pm - nate ""] Matt, move away from the keyboard and grab the glass piece, pack it up and take a huge toke... breathe in and out... better? I'll bring a lil green this year since you smoked me up so much last year! |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 7,2005 3:33pm - neck throatist ""] i have a belly button!!! |
| _________________________________ [Jun 7,2005 3:36pm - powerkok ""] senselessmatty said: You'll see that I exist and you'll see what happens when I rap my panties around your fuckin throat and belt-sand your fuckin face off!!! HOLY VISUAL!!! |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 7,2005 3:36pm - RustedAngel ""] Okay Shitbrick, I'm not going to let your retardation going to show through any further. Here are my actual posts about the bands you claim I 'TALKED SHIT ABOUT'. "Purenform: (Insert long ass setup time, cell phone talking, looking for guitar strings, and drinking beer from cups setup neatly on top of your amp) These guys were what I expected them to be, Wannabee rock stars. They played a full 14 song setlist of generic metallicaish rock and lame dialogue in between songs. Then they played and encore as if people other than their few groupies actually wanted to see. I can't help it but it was horrible. They were the reason why this show went as late as it did and why suicide contest almost didn't play. Breather: Joel from senseless on drums and doug on bass... just some hardcorish / screamo stuff... not my style, but kids there dug em! " what other people said: "As mentioned Purenform was horrible, and took way to fuckin long!!! Breather was ok, like Tom said though this was not something I got into either." - Nate/Leukorrhea "Yeah, Purenform fucked the entire fest (sorry but it's the truth)!" - Guitarist/5MH but hey, no skin of my back, have a nice life with your bf in Purenform. Thank you for living far away from civilization. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 7,2005 3:37pm - powerkok ""] neck throatist said:i have a belly button!!! well said, Mark, well said. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 7,2005 4:28pm - Radical_Dirt_Biker ""] ILL TELL YOU THAT IF THAT GUY WITH HIS OPEN MOUTH ATTACKED ME LIKE IN THE VIDEO I WOULD TOTALLY JUMP MY KX OFF OF HIS CHIN AND MAYBE TAKE A TOOTH OUT WITH MY GnARLY TIRES HE WOULD BE SO UPSET AFTER THAT I'LL BET LOL!!!!! |
| _________________________________ [Jun 7,2005 4:41pm - powerkok ""] hahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha your 'kx' hahahahahhaha |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 7,2005 5:57pm - dwellingsickness ""] The show has not even happened and there is already drama?WTF? First the show......Then the message board drama,I thought that is how it went |
| ______________________________ [Jun 7,2005 6:45pm - Troll ""] I played drums in Breather why'll my friend who is now the drummer of Senseless in Seatle was at war in Iraq. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 7,2005 8:49pm - Aegathis ""] sensless in seatlle, hah, oh man thats fuckin awsome |
| _____________________________ [Jun 8,2005 2:56am - blue ""] I WANT PORPHYRIA TO PLAY. and lots of buttsex to make everyone happy. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 8,2005 6:27am - Troll ""] Hey Shaman Seriously Bro. Let go of all this bullshit w/ Tom. It's not very productive. On another note.... I'm "trying" to get a mini ramp up to the field this year so all you sk8tr fags should bring your boards just incase... ....We run out of fire wood. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 8,2005 9:02am - senselessmatty ""] Don't bring guns up to the field, we don't want any accidents! We want to have good clean fun! Bring a tent, bring your friends, and bring your love of music... |