HollaDaddy.com[views:49868][posts:281]____________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 3:12pm - jamesdude ""] This shit is pure gold. Good work. Lambgoat has to be the single worst message board ever. Its all inside jokes and pimply preteens that love normajean. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 3:16pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] That sounds like /b/... except replace worst with greatest and normajean with Rick Astley. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 3:17pm - jamesdude ""] I love me some chan!!! |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 3:20pm - arilliusbm ""] Post this on the SomethingAwful forums. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 3:21pm - herbie mancock ""] mashed potato sunburn colostomy hhahahahahaahaahahahaahahhahahhahaha! |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 3:31pm - Conservationist ""] arilliusbm said:Post this on the SomethingAwful forums. and b0g and 4chan I've sent word out to my favorite trolls |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 3:38pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Thanks much, homies. Free composted handjobs to all! |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 3:58pm - Conservationist ""] This needs to make CNN.com |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 3:59pm - arilliusbm ""] If Holla Daddy drives some girl to suicide and 2 agents come knocking on MSD's door, then perhaps. Brightside of things is that Composted would get huge. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 4:00pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] no such thing as bad publicity |
| ______________________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 4:02pm - xanonymoshxcdancerx ""] OMG Nothing has changed with this website... you are going to go to hell for this. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 4:03pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] I can't wait to be able to buy Holladaddy t-shirts at Hot Topic 5 years after this stops being the coolest meme ever. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 4:11pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] xanonymoshxcdancerx said:OMG Nothing has changed with this website... you are going to go to hell for this. I'm already going to hell. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 4:44pm - Lamp nli ""] xanonymoshxcdancerx said:OMG Nothing has changed with this website... you are going to go to hell for this. Are you kidding? Fucking with these sub-human retards is going to escalate this man to being one of the highest apostles of the land. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 4:47pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] xanonymoshxcdancerx said:OMG Nothing has changed with this website... you are going to go to hell for this. WWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 5:03pm - Conservationist ""] Lamp%20nli said: xanonymoshxcdancerx said:OMG Nothing has changed with this website... you are going to go to hell for this. Are you kidding? Fucking with these sub-human retards is going to escalate this man to being one of the highest apostles of the land. Eugenics now! |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 6:13pm - DrewBlood@Work ""] oh shit, b9'd! |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 7:16pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Muchas gracias for all the feedback / support, guys! I really appreciate it! |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 7:28pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I got a lockdown on Sarasota for this shit now. Crazy connex son. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 7:30pm - succubus ""] omg this is amazing <<loOks lIke tHa fRee coNDoms caim 2 laTe. They's not guNna maKe yo welfair babY go awaaay now, u trickazz bUstah > HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA |
| __________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 8:13pm - succubus ""] <I'm calling the police anyway, you pervert> dude you =awesome |
| __________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 8:36pm - brian_dc ""] dude... has this always been the case... http://www.myspace.com/cvkid the guy you based the profile on....He lives in Hanson, MA now |
| _______________________________ [Jan 28,2009 8:43pm - Murph ""] Did this dude go to school with Nicc. Because if so, this went from super fucking hilarious to bwahahahahahaha. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 9:50pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] succubus said:omg this is amazing <<loOks lIke tHa fRee coNDoms caim 2 laTe. They's not guNna maKe yo welfair babY go awaaay now, u trickazz bUstah > HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA Total classic. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 10:06pm - zyklon ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Muchas gracias for all the feedback / support, guys! I really appreciate it! Your a fucking genius. I can't stop laughing |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 10:08pm - dreadkill ""] succubus said:omg this is amazing <<loOks lIke tHa fRee coNDoms caim 2 laTe. They's not guNna maKe yo welfair babY go awaaay now, u trickazz bUstah > HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA one of my all-time favorites. even funnier was watching a picture frame break because of how funny it was. MSD knows what i'm talkin' 'bout. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 10:11pm - deadlikemurf ""] this shit is fucking true comic gold. i put it up on another site i post on and mothafuckas are barrell rolling over there.. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 10:13pm - zyklon ""] so wuz with ya cuttie My response: mashed potato sunburn colostomy Her: so do u think that we can get to know each other Me: mos def scuba shoe roast beef cholera lessons Her: what are u talking about roast beef what the fuck Me: gurl, i wantz ta crawl inside yo roast beef curtains n sheet holla Her: why you did not answer my question Me: cuz tha dog soda rowboat dunkers dont holla at tha roofbacon Her: so u saying that im not cute Me: think whateva u want, u gumpass bitch. Her: dang what have i done to u Me: sallright wit chu eitha wit shadonkdonk skiing frisbees dig? Her: why you have to be so mean Me: thas jus howz i roll, gurl. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 11:17pm - Dankill ""] Two questions, Mike Is that ALL THE material you had or did you have to limit or hold anything back? I just for some strange reason think some of those were longer and more detailed. And how does one get to be a guest contributor? |
| ______________________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 11:31pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] It is true, the real "Holla Daddy" went to school with Niccolai. Apparently he went from being a video game nerd to a hardcore gangsta over one summer. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 11:32pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Dan, there's more, including a few I helped with; I'm assuming they're either not over or not prepped for public view yet. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 11:58pm - DrewBlood ""] we need to get high res pics of holla daddy to make 4XL process t-shirts |
| __________________________________ [Jan 29,2009 12:14am - Martins ""] I showed a few of my friends. trickazzz bustah |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 29,2009 12:24am - DestroyYouAlot ""] I don't know how we haven't gotten any angry cross-traffic here, yet - this thread is the #2 hit for "Holladaddy" on the Gizoogle. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 29,2009 12:27am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Speaking of... http://sites.gizoogle.com/index2.php?url=h...pit.com%2Fview.php%3Fformid%3D57799 |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 29,2009 5:38am - sinofangels-ray ""] I have been spreading the word about holladaddy.com on a biblical scalezzz trick azzz Gump!!! |
| __________________________________ [Jan 29,2009 2:12pm - succubus ""] Jan 28,2009 11:17pm - Dankill ] Is that ALL THE material you had or did you have to limit or hold anything back? I just for some strange reason think some of those were longer and more detailed. ~~~~~ Yeah I also remember a few of those being more detailed as well... great site!! |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 29,2009 2:47pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Nothing has been toned down/ trimmed if that's what you mean. Everything's word for word how the conversation went down. The scrapped stuff I was talking about was just lame conversations that weren't over the top hilarious. I think I've only ditched maybe 4 or 5 in the whole history of doing this. Ghetto trash is generally pretty hilarious. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 29,2009 2:52pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] wat if we kick it at the sickle cell wing at da hospital. ahahaha |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 29,2009 3:26pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Sickle cell anemia is so hot. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 29,2009 3:27pm - dreadkill ""] my wing wang shoots sickle cells out of its blowhole when it gets pointy |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 29,2009 4:43pm - Conservationist ""] http://www.groin.com/2009/01/internet-dumb...s-is-sick-of-internet-know-it-alls/ |
| __________________________________ [Jan 29,2009 8:16pm - Dankill ""] Good to know, Mike. I want in on verbally assaulting lower income minorities like all the cool kids. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jan 29,2009 11:31pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] The hipster angle: "Hi there. Rad. Would you like to go shopping for vintage 2nd hand clothes with me at salvation army and then maybe catch an indy show and eat some vegan food with my roomate and his cats in an apartment that the last 8 tenants killed themselves in? If your 80lb malnourished body can withstand the 45 seconds of intense fucking I have in store for you, I might wait till the THIRD date to kill you and bury you under an overpass wrapped in my discarded wool jackets." |
| _________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 1:57am - sxealex ""] how about rastabrobeerpong.com |
| _________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 2:02am - sxealex ""] the hipster one is too hard because they talk almost like normal people. you should just be really ridiculously sardonic if you are gonna try that. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 8:14am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I don't expect it to be funny. I just want to tell a few of them that I want to murder them. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 8:39am - xmikex ""] I was listening to today's jam scam on 94.5 (long story) this morning and he was calling this woman pretending to be her wedding DJ, and telling her that her husband had demanded that he play all this thugged out hip hop at their wedding. He was listing off songs titles and eventually just making them up. The last one he named was "If I see you wearing a gold chain that I like I'm gonna shoot you for it." I lul-ed and rubbed one out to the holladaddy project for the billionth time. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 12:00pm - dftg ""] This is now a meme, I'm seeing it posted on other forums. How many hits have you gotten? |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 12:03pm - dreadkill ""] i googled it yesterday and there were scads of results. |