| Now Find a show to go to! Apr 7 (Mon) - Terminally Your Aborted Ghost, Dysentery, Proteus, Composted, Brutal No. 2 and Archaeon - Welfare Records (Haverhill, MA) TYAG TOUR KICK OFF!!! April 7th @ Welfare Records[views:24528][posts:245][show listing] ______________________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 12:17pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] [img] http://www.myspace.com/tyag http://www.myspace.com/compostedmetal http://www.myspace.com/dysenterygrind http://www.myspace.com/proteusband http://www.myspace.com/archaeonband http://www.myspace.com/brutalnumber2 |
| __________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 12:17pm - W3 nli ""] thats a lot of hurting |
| ______________________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 12:18pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] This show is brutalliciously slamtasmagorical. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 12:20pm - W3 nli ""] im just happy ill be back in time for this, i think ha |
| __________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 12:48pm - Martins ""] I can't even begin to fathom how good this show is going to be. |
| ______________________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 12:54pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Don't worry, we'll find a way to make it suck! |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 1:03pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:This show is brutalliciously slamtasmagorical. It's slamtastic. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 1:06pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] me mark and eliot will be doing 2 sets in a row. WE'LL be hurting |
| ______________________________ [Feb 27,2008 1:09pm - blue ""] this show is going to suck. I mean whoa guy this show is sew brewtul. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 1:12pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] br00t4l |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 1:19pm - RichHorror ""] Fuck this show. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 2:39pm - Archaeon ""] whoever set this up is more gay than lack of ravioli. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 2:40pm - RichHorror ""] Fuck this show in the liver in the face. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 2:41pm - RichHorror ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:me mark and eliot will be doing 2 sets in a row. WE'LL be hurting IDFC GTFO |
| _________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 2:44pm - Martins ""] I'm skipping school to go to this shiiiiiiit. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 2:51pm - W3 nli ""] acronyms is the new metal |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 2:55pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] Make sure you save enough energy for Rocko's the next day cause my band is playing with you. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 7:06pm - DrewBlood ""] this show is going to smell worse than a garbage fire |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 7:30pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Maybe Composted will just dress up as garbage fires to ensure the fact that this show does indeed smell worse than a garbage fire. Don't worry CTB, there will be much energy left over. Also, I'll be sending you a better version of the Cadaveric Manifesto logo as soon as I finish making a flyer for that show. I noticed part of the right side is not lined up correctly and it's eating away at me, haha. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 7:33pm - Archaeon ""] I need a grocery list for Rich Horror. AND THERE WILL BE NO RAVIOLI MARK |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 7:40pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Grant, if you know what's good for you, you'll put ravioli on that motherfucking list. It's now part of TYAG's guarantee. Deal with it, son. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 7:41pm - W3 nli ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:Grant, if you know what's good for you, you'll put ravioli on that motherfucking list. It's now part of TYAG's guarantee. Deal with it, son. i thought it was a dumptruck full of deepfried ravioli |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 7:43pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] YES. A dumptruck full of deep fried ravioli. Sean, I'd be lost without you. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 7:50pm - W3 nli ""] hey its why im here man, lookin out for MFR |
| __________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 7:52pm - Archaeon ""] I ain't fuckin around i want a list. Spending limit of $13.37 and it has to be < 12 items. regular checkout is fo faygits. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 7:56pm - Archaeon ""] this is very likely to start later. Need to speak to some niggaz. |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 7:57pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Everyone should take note that Grant Evans is the world's most professional promoter and should not be fucked with. This man knows. |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 7:57pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Why are black people going to tell you when the show is supposed to start? |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 7:58pm - Dave_Maggot ""] as the singer of the composted. i demand swedish fish!!!! not the big ones. the tiny ones you can smoosh and make easier to chew!! |
| _________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 8:01pm - W3 nli ""] I'm the only normal one left around here. I'm a black Jew, I'm half drunk and I cant read. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 8:04pm - Archaeon ""] Dave_Maggot said:as the singer of the composted. i demand swedish fish!!!! not the big ones. the tiny ones you can smoosh and make easier to chew!! DUDE done. I munch on those daily. |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 8:07pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] You also munch on t3h b4llz nightly LELL OH LELL. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 8:09pm - Archaeon ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:Everyone should take note that Grant Evans is the world's most professional promoter and should not be fucked with. This man knows. I am one small step for slam but one giant leap for slamkind. MarkFuckingRichards said:Why are black people going to tell you when the show is supposed to start? I like to let them think that they have some type of power other than fueling 93% of the watermelon industry. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 8:18pm - Dave_Maggot ""] i might walk up to the store and grab a bag of sea life. the cute, chewy sea life. not the scary, dark water sea life with the sharp teeth and glow heads. . . |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 8:20pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] The other 7% of the watermelon industry is fueled by me alone, but there is slated to be a drastic rise in the Mark Fucking Richards:Watermelon consumption ratio in 2008. Expect at least 25% of all watermelon to be purchased, consumed, and recycled into the earth by me. "I am one small step for slam but one giant leap for slamkind" is one of the greatest things I've ever heard in my life. Rich Horror should also be noted as saying, "When slam stops being polite and starts getting real," earlier this week. This week in SLAM has been brought to you by the letter brutal and the number breakdown. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 8:23pm - Dave_Maggot ""] post by MarkFuckingRichards at Feb 27,2008 8:20pm The other 7% of the penis industry is fueled by me alone, but there is slated to be a drastic rise in the Mark Fucking Richards:man-dick consumption ratio in 2008. Expect at least 25% of all cock to be purchased, consumed, and recycled into the earth by me. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 8:27pm - Archaeon ""] I'd be interested in seeing the Mark Fucking Richards: female-dick consumption ratio for 2008 |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 8:28pm - Dave_Maggot ""] the female dick is a mystical weapon |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 8:31pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I am seriously worried for myself. |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 8:31pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:Maybe Composted will just dress up as garbage fires to ensure the fact that this show does indeed smell worse than a garbage fire. Don't worry CTB, there will be much energy left over. Also, I'll be sending you a better version of the Cadaveric Manifesto logo as soon as I finish making a flyer for that show. I noticed part of the right side is not lined up correctly and it's eating away at me, haha. Thanks!! We've already used the logo for our demos and we're supposed to have shirts printed soon. Get it to me ASAP!! |
| __________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 8:34pm - Archaeon ""] Proteus must play The Ballistic Ball or they're off the show. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 8:36pm - Martins ""] Archaeon said:Proteus must play every show. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 8:36pm - Dave_Maggot ""] do not fear mark fucking richards, your corn hole be safe. . . for now. . .:LOL: |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 8:49pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] :( |
| __________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 8:58pm - Archaeon ""] not fo long |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 9:06pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Fuck a grocery list, just buy me cement so I can close all of my holes for good. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 9:13pm - Archaeon ""] Brutal No. 2 would object. they're always in need of a few good orifices. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 9:15pm - RichHorror ""] Archaeon said:I need a grocery list for Rich Horror. AND THERE WILL BE NO RAVIOLI MARK That's right! Let's fight the tyrrany of raviolio! Which is faggits. I need some whipped cream, chocolate sauce, whoopie pies, chocolate eclairs and chocolate creme pies. |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 9:16pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] The orifices of Dr. Mark Fucking Richards, Ph.D. are closed for business. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 27,2008 9:16pm - RichHorror ""] Oh yeah, and baked beans. And I need them pleasantly warm by the time we go on. This list isn't over by a long shot. |