Simpsons quotes[views:125117][posts:233]_____________________________________ [Dec 20,2010 2:06pm - Ryan6strng ""] "I only know half of what I'm saying but I mean everyword of it" Homer |
| ________________________________ [Dec 20,2010 2:17pm - xmikex ""] Some(most) of you have awful taste in Simpsons. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 20,2010 2:33pm - Garth Algar ""] Homer: You heard me. I won't be in for the rest of the week. I told you my baby beat me up. Oh it's not the worst excuse I ever thought up. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 20,2010 3:34pm - Yeti ""] Señor BUUUURNS...el Diablo con Dinero! |
| _______________________________ [Dec 30,2010 10:41am - Yeti ""] Welcome home, Son. I broke two lamps and lost all your mail. What's wrong with your wife? Never mind, you wouldn't understand. Flu? No. Protein deficiency? No. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis? No. Unsatisfying sex life? N....yes! But please, don't you say that word! What, seeeex? What's so unappealing about hearing your elderly father talk about sex? I had seeex. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 30,2010 12:58pm - Woah!_NLI! ""] Twenty seven! |
| _____________________________________________________ [Dec 30,2010 1:55pm - Maxwell Smart‘s shoe phone ""] Woah!_NLI! said:Twenty seven! LOVE that episode!!! Toilet! Toilet! |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 30,2010 3:19pm - blessed offal ""] the fingers you used to dial are too fat if youd like to order a special dialing wand please mash the keypad with your palm. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 30,2010 3:38pm - Pires ""] Otto: (looking at hand) They call them fingers, but I've never seen them fing anything... Oh... There they go. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 30,2010 3:38pm - Pires ""] Well, I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean not that fancy store bought dirt. That stuffs loaded with nutrients. I... I can't compete with that stuff.- Moe Szyslak |
| _______________________________ [Dec 30,2010 3:39pm - Pires ""] Homer: Just once I'd like someone to call me "Sir" without adding "you're making a scene" |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 30,2010 11:42pm - hungtableed ""] Best one ever...when Bart finds Mrs Krabopal and Principle Skinner in the closet. The town was debating to fire them and Ned Flander's wife say "We are talking about s-e-x in front of the c-h-i-l-d-r-e-n" and Krusty say "Sex Chauldren, I thought they closed that place down years ago!" |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 30,2010 11:49pm - i_am_not_me ""] Pires said:Otto: (looking at hand) They call them fingers, but I've never seen them fing anything... Oh... There they go. That was a total recycle of a Frank Sherman line from the Critic. Lazy, lazy writers. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Dec 31,2010 2:38am - Maxwell Smart‘s shoe phone ""] "“(Lisa) "I'm going to become a vegetarian" (Homer) "Does that mean you're not going to eat any pork?" (Lisa) "Yes" (Homer) "Bacon?" (Lisa)"Yes Dad" (Homer) Ham?" (Lisa)"Dad all those meats come from the same animal" (Homer) "Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!"”" |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 31,2010 2:48am - bobnomaamrooney ""] hungtableed said:Sex Chauldren |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 2,2011 1:23pm - Garth Algar ""] We've learned to imatoot you exzarcly. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 2,2011 3:45pm - No_Redemption ""] Moe : Yeah, so last night I was closing up the bar when some young punk comes in and tries to stick me up. Sideshow Mel : Whatever did you do moe?! Moe : Well it coulda been a real ugly situation but...I managed to shoot him in the spine. *crowd claps and cheers* Moe : Yeah!! I guess the next place he robs better have a ramp!! |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 16,2011 1:40pm - arkquimanthorn ""] I didn't think I'd be flying today, so I was doing heroin. |
| ______________________________ [Jan 17,2011 7:21am - Yeti ""] we're sending someone to help you. is it Batman? no he's a scientist. Batman was a scientist. IT'S NOT BATMAN! |
| __________________________________ [Jan 17,2011 2:21pm - ShadowSD ""] Moe: That was my grandmother's wedding urinal! |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 17,2011 3:27pm - Clancy Bouvier ""] ..don't look at me DON'T LOOK AT ME!!!! [img] |
| ______________________________ [Feb 18,2011 8:02am - Yeti ""] i was watching the "Canine Mutiny" episode where Bart trades Santa's Little Helper for Laddie. in one scene it shows Reverend Lovejoy and behind him is a sign that says "Nobody beats the Rev". |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 18,2011 8:09am - the_reverend ""] or the whiz. |
| _____________________________ [Apr 7,2011 4:23pm - ark ""] "These bat pants have been shredded by The Riddler." "You mean your ass." "That's what I call my ass." |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 7,2011 5:17pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] bennyhillifier |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 7,2011 5:19pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] bennyhillifier |
| _______________________________ [Apr 7,2011 6:00pm - xmikex ""] Look! Someone's attractive cousin! |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 7,2011 6:10pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] I know you are but what am I? A garbageman. I know you are but what am I? A garbageman. I know you are but what am I? A garbageman. |
| _____________________________ [Apr 8,2011 7:21am - Yeti ""] spring forth burly protector, and save me!! hahahahahahahahaha |
| ______________________________ [Apr 8,2011 10:35am - Yeti ""] this is detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security. that's right Don Brodka! |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 8,2011 11:11am - arktouros ""] Come see the battle to determine what the greatest nation on this planet is: Portugal or Mexico. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 8,2011 11:15am - arktouros ""] If Bart gets to be El Barto then I'm... El Homo |
| _________________________________ [Apr 8,2011 4:02pm - ShadowSD ""] 27! |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 9,2011 4:00pm - Fuck_logging_in ""] [img] |