Simpsons quotes[views:124614][posts:233]_______________________________ [Dec 15,2009 12:38pm - Yeti ""] see you at work! though i don't like to call it work! |
| _______________________________ [Dec 15,2009 12:41pm - Yeti ""] Kirk: You're letting me go? Cracker Factory guy: Kirk, crackers are a family food, happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers, we don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without. Kirk: So, that's it after 20 years? "So long, good luck?" Cracker Factory guy: I don't recall saying "good luck." |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 16,2009 9:50am - arktouros ""] Everything..going dark...like DUFF STOUT, the beer that made Ireland famous! |
| _________________________________ [Dec 16,2009 10:03am - xmikex ""] They didn't start chasing us til you put on that getaway music! |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 16,2009 11:34am - anonymous ""] duh, i'm the captain. my son is bart. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 16,2009 11:48am - Kadoog-a-go-go ""] Pires said:Stand down children! (and in the same episode)... Diddy-mow!! WHAT PART OF DIDDYMOW DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? |
| ________________________________ [Dec 24,2009 8:59am - xmikex ""] Name the scenario: [img] |
| ________________________________ [Dec 24,2009 8:59am - xmikex ""] WITHOUT looking at the url. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 24,2009 9:01am - MikeOfDecrepitude ""] I just know it's the Tomacco episode. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 24,2009 9:02am - MikeOfDecrepitude ""] now i clicked on the picture, I'm wrong? |
| ________________________________ [Dec 24,2009 9:21am - xmikex ""] way off. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 24,2009 9:22am - MikeOfDecrepitude ""] Fuck my life, I just ruined Christmas. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 24,2009 9:26am - demondave ""] I remember a "wait did I say that or think that" |
| ________________________________ [Dec 24,2009 9:49am - xmikex ""] Dave gets partial credit. I'm stuck at work until 1 today. I wonder how much Simpsons stuff I can get accomplished. [img] |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 24,2009 10:00am - MikeOfDecrepitude ""] Still curious to know what other Simpsons episode has gigantic tomatoes. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 24,2009 10:27am - xmikex ""] Lisa creates that giant tomato for the science far, and Bart smashes it. Then Lisa buys a hamster (this one writes mystery novels under the name "H.G. McGregor") and sets out to prove that the hamster is smarter than Bart. |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 24,2009 10:30am - MikeOfDecrepitude ""] You just gave me the greatest gift of this holiday season. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 24,2009 10:32am - demondave ""] is it the one with duffs brewery - doesn't homer sneak through the bowels of the nuke plant with a map - sees the big spider and has to defeat it with a bible verse. He only gets as far as "thou shalt not........." he can't thin of anything an throws a rock. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 24,2009 10:33am - demondave ""] to defeat the spiders curse you must say a bible verse or am i mixing wpisodes |
| __________________________________ [Dec 24,2009 10:49am - C.DEAd ""] [img] |
| __________________________________ [Dec 24,2009 10:50am - C.DEAd ""] "AWWW MY DEMO TAPE!" |
| _________________________________ [Dec 24,2009 10:53am - xmikex ""] GIVE EM THE BREATHALYZER!! |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 24,2009 10:55am - aaronNLI ""] what are everyone's favorite seasons? I'm aiming to purchase 8 and 9 so far. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 15,2010 9:44am - ark ""] We are under attack by Commie Nazis. http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:o2tBaqg...u153/mistersite/commienazis.jpg&t=1 |
| ______________________________ [Dec 15,2010 9:45am - ark ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 15,2010 10:07am - Garth Algar ""] My name is Otto and I like to get blotto |
| _________________________________ [Dec 15,2010 11:21am - xmikex ""] Hey there Blimpy Boy, flyin through the sky so...fancy.... free *uncontrollable sobbing* |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 15,2010 3:40pm - Kadooga-booga ""] UP AND AT ZEM! |
| ______________________________ [Dec 15,2010 3:46pm - ark ""] You won't be able to watch any of those prison movies where you're going to. Prison. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 15,2010 3:47pm - Garth Algar ""] Needs more newt eye. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 15,2010 4:11pm - aaron_michael ""] Oh, OK Marge, I'll get along with them. Then, I will hug some snakes...yes! Then, I will hug and kiss some poisonous snakes!!! |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 15,2010 6:36pm - Garth Algar ""] knife goes in guts come out that's what Osaka Seafood Concern is all about. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 15,2010 6:50pm - Garth Algar ""] Bart: Damn the torpedoes! Grampa: What he say? Put on our tuxedos? Old Guy: I want some taquitos. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 15,2010 7:04pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] There's very little meat in these gym mats |
| ______________________________ [Dec 16,2010 7:37am - Yeti ""] what'd you get that for? for knocking Mr. Burns out of a 3rd story window. makes sense to me. did he die? what am i, a doctor? |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 16,2010 11:53am - arkquimanthorn ""] Student: "My ding-a-ling. My ding-a-ling. I want you to play with my ding-a-ling..." Skinner: "This act is over! Let's all enjoy Lisa Simpson's rendition of Stormy Leather, uh, Weather." |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 16,2010 12:01pm - arkquimanthorn ""] Apu: "Yes, we need someone for the demanding yet high-profile midnight to 8am shift." Homer: "I'm your man!" Apu: "You're hired. Oh, how I dreamed the day would come when one of you would be working for me." |
| _________________________________ [Dec 16,2010 12:08pm - xmikex ""] Ooooh, he card read good. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 16,2010 12:13pm - Garth Algar ""] Lisa: You're serving us gruel? Dolph: Not quite. This is Krusty Brand imitation gruel. nine out of 10 orphans can't tell the difference. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 16,2010 1:06pm - Yeti ""] now i must tell you kids that Krusty has laryngitis and a bad back so he won't be saying anything or doing anything. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 16,2010 2:34pm - Garth Algar ""] Who am I clowning? I have no business being a clown. I'm leaving the clowning business to all the other clowns in the clowning business. and also Krusty's accountant: You took all the money you made franchising your name and bet it against the Harlem Globetrotters? Krusty: I thought the Generals were due. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 16,2010 4:20pm - arkquimanthorn ""] Katange: This is the oldest human fossil ever found. It's over 2 million years old. Homer: Pff, I've got more bones than that guy, if you're trying to impress me you've failed! Katange: It's not the number of bones, sir it's the.. Homer: You.. have.. failed! |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 17,2010 12:48am - Garth Algar ""] Outta my way, jerkass! |
| ______________________________ [Dec 17,2010 7:40am - Yeti ""] Sideshow Bob has no decency. he called me Chief Piggum! |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 17,2010 7:02pm - Garth Algar ""] Even thought new Simpsons sucks cock. Homer: Marge, I'm gonna need 10,000 veggie burritos Otto Man: No guac in mine. |
| _______________________________________________ [Dec 17,2010 7:12pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] TASTES LIKE.....BURNING ZEPPELIN RULES!!!! |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 18,2010 7:58am - aterribleguitarist ""] Why do I have three kids and no money? Why can't I have NO kids and THREE money? |
| __________________________________ [Dec 19,2010 5:59pm - ShadowSD ""] Homer: You got me out of work for this! Bless you! (Hugs and kisses mother of another child) Woman: Mr. Simpson, I'm a LAWYER, and my husband is a district attorney, and we are NOT happy. Homer: Maybe you need to find easier jobs...? |
| ________________________________ [Dec 20,2010 1:00am - xmikex ""] To professionalism! :duffbeer: |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 20,2010 1:46pm - Garth Algar ""] Which popular Simpsons characters died in the year? If you said Bleeding Gums Murphy and Dr.Marvin Monroe, you are wrong. They were never popular. |