Charity boxing match featuring Josh Staples + John Dwyer...[views:48376][posts:229]_____________________________________ [May 29,2008 2:15pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Charity boxing match featuring Josh SEXCREMENT Staples vs. John Dwyer / Pathos Prod... The 3 round beating of Josh "shit-talker" Staples will be so much fun, stay tuned for details. All proceeds to benefit RTTP. :whipper: |
| _____________________________________ [May 29,2008 2:18pm - sacreligion ""] [img] |
| __________________________________ [May 29,2008 2:21pm - brian_dc ""] *beats dead horse* -thread |
| ________________________________________ [May 29,2008 2:21pm - brad weymouth ""] AUTOPSY_666 said:Charity boxing match featuring Josh SEXCREMENT Staples vs. John Dwyer / Pathos Prod... The 3 round beating of Josh "shit-talker" Staples will be so much fun, stay tuned for details. All proceeds to benefit RTTP. :whipper: fool |
| __________________________________ [May 29,2008 2:21pm - brian_dc ""] haha...sac, I'm in text mode and didn't actually click your link until after I posted. HUGE SUCCESS |
| ______________________________ [May 29,2008 2:22pm - Mess ""] brad, come to rob's. we're jamming out one last jamstick before the shed gets demolished. i'm leaving now. ready set go. |
| _____________________________________ [May 29,2008 2:23pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] brian_dc said:*beats dead horse* And Josh is next. |
| ________________________________ [May 29,2008 2:24pm - xmikex ""] This would never happen. You guys have got to be in totally different weight classes. I heard Jose Canseco is looking for someone to box if you can make weight. |
| _____________________________________ [May 29,2008 2:26pm - sacreligion ""] brian_dc said:HUGE SUCCESS we should get a prize for winning the thread |
| _____________________________________ [May 29,2008 2:29pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] xmikex said:You guys have got to be in totally different weight classes. I will be 190 for the match, he could bulk up to 180. |
| __________________________________ [May 29,2008 2:29pm - archaeon ""] i love how no one is taking sides with this shit. so stupid. |
| ____________________________________ [May 29,2008 2:32pm - RichHorror ""] Grant, I will fight your entire band so it's the same weight class. |
| _____________________________________ [May 29,2008 2:33pm - sacreligion ""] i got $.05 on rich |
| ____________________________________ [May 29,2008 2:34pm - RichHorror ""] I WILL FIGHT A FAMILY BUCKET AT KFC |
| _______________________________ [May 29,2008 2:34pm - Pires ""] i'll be shocked if this happens. i dont care if it does or doesn't, but interwebz warz always lead to nowhere. "You're a pussy!" "I'll beat you up" "You'll never say that to me in person" "I wanna make out with school boys" stfu or gtfo! |
| _____________________________________ [May 29,2008 2:35pm - Dave_Maggot ""] i will charity box the loch ness monster, bigfoot, davey jones, the jersey devil, the mothman, and the entire cast of st elmo's fire. |
| ____________________________________ [May 29,2008 2:35pm - DYA / NLI ""] This is so wrong. Dwyer, you shouldn't be in the ring - you're clearly the Don King of metal. You should hand-pick a scrappy young lad from Harlem to fight Josh. |
| _____________________________________ [May 29,2008 2:39pm - sacreligion ""] dwyer's hair doesn't even come close to touching the king's |
| __________________________________ [May 29,2008 2:42pm - archaeon ""] RichHorror said:Grant, I will fight your entire band so it's the same weight class. RichHorror vs. Archaeon This will be the night opener to this boxing match extravaganza ARE YOU READYY TAAA RUMBLEEEEE |
| _____________________________________________ [May 29,2008 2:47pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] This feud used to be entertaining. Now it is stale like a hot shit that never got flushed. Shit's weak son. |
| _____________________________________ [May 29,2008 2:48pm - sacreligion ""] more like a sun-baked turd on the rug |
| _____________________________________________ [May 29,2008 2:50pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Haha, I like that. |
| ___________________________________________ [May 29,2008 2:50pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] this better be bare-knuckle fisticuffs. |
| ____________________________________ [May 29,2008 2:50pm - RichHorror ""] I liked the feud better when it was more than one person arguing. |
| _____________________________________ [May 29,2008 2:51pm - Dave_Maggot ""] this better be bare body fisticuffs |
| _____________________________________________ [May 29,2008 2:53pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Bare body fistifucks? |
| _____________________________________ [May 29,2008 2:53pm - sacreligion ""] i liked rich horror better before he started correcting his spelling errors |
| ____________________________________ [May 29,2008 2:54pm - RichHorror ""] Then you never liked me. Or only liked me blacked out. |
| _____________________________________ [May 29,2008 2:54pm - Dave_Maggot ""] yes mark, like the romans |
| _____________________________________________ [May 29,2008 2:55pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I smell a Composted jam. |
| _____________________________________ [May 29,2008 2:56pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Pires said:i'll be shocked if this happens. The DVD release will be on my label. And this IS happening unless he backs down, the little sissy. I'll just fight someone else, Rich Horror maybe. |
| _____________________________________ [May 29,2008 2:58pm - Dave_Maggot ""] i'll write a song about dwyer and josh naked battling tonight. and it will be epic. |
| _____________________________________ [May 29,2008 2:59pm - sacreligion ""] RichHorror said:Then you never liked me. Or only liked me blacked out. the onyl time we've ever met in person was at the new wave a couple years back and i remember not smoking with you because i wasn't sure if you did drugs or not. true story. |
| _____________________________________________ [May 29,2008 3:00pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Dave_Maggot said:i'll write a song about dwyer and josh naked battling tonight. and it will be epic. HAHAHAHAHAHA, ew...oh God...boner. |
| _____________________________________ [May 29,2008 3:00pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] I wonder if Richtard and i would be a better bout. |
| ____________________________________ [May 29,2008 3:00pm - RichHorror ""] Fuck charity, I don't do shit for free. |
| ____________________________________ [May 29,2008 3:02pm - RichHorror ""] I haven't been down to 190 since junior high. |
| _____________________________________ [May 29,2008 3:03pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] I am 220 now. |
| _____________________________________________ [May 29,2008 3:04pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] How about the song is about Josh and Dwyer, performed via interpretive dance by Rich Horror while the rest of Composted plays the song on bongos, lutes and a dulcimer, wearing frilly hats, puffy sleeves, tights and elf shoes. No ifs, ands or buts. |
| ____________________________________ [May 29,2008 3:04pm - RichHorror ""] Even with an insane diet and workout regimen the best I can ever do is 245. |
| ____________________________________ [May 29,2008 3:05pm - RichHorror ""] LOL BUTTS AMIRITE |
| _____________________________________________ [May 29,2008 3:05pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] You could always cut off a limb, Rich. What good is a left leg these days anyway? |
| _____________________________________ [May 29,2008 3:05pm - sacreligion ""] RichHorror said:I haven't been down to 190 since junior high. *cheers* currently 270...was 280 about 2 weeks ago but apparently the "i'm too poor to eat" diet really works |
| ____________________________________ [May 29,2008 3:07pm - RichHorror ""] sacreligion said: RichHorror said:I haven't been down to 190 since junior high. *cheers* currently 270...was 280 about 2 weeks ago but apparently the "i'm too poor to eat" diet really works Yeah, same here. I've been on nothing but ramen and water for the last couple months and I'm still at 275. |
| _____________________________________ [May 29,2008 3:08pm - sacreligion ""] i made a visit to old country buffet in dartmouth yesterday that i'm pretty sure negated any of said "diet" |
| ____________________________________ [May 29,2008 3:08pm - RichHorror ""] You're a lucky man. |
| _____________________________________ [May 29,2008 3:09pm - sacreligion ""] sometimes. but now that i think about it the trip to lazer gate might have negated that negation |
| _________________________________________ [May 29,2008 3:13pm - DrewBlood@Work ""] i'll box anyone for charity. it sounds fun. |
| _____________________________________ [May 29,2008 3:15pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] DrewBlood@Work said:i'll box anyone for charity. it sounds fun. You can be the undercard. |
| ______________________________ [May 29,2008 3:16pm - Yeti ""] Dave_Maggot said:bigfoot you're on. seriously, this is fucking gay. trying to "settle" a dispute over the fucking internet on a message board is so incredibly juvenile it's disgusting. you are a grown man, fucking act like one. |
| _____________________________________ [May 29,2008 3:16pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] New England Is Wicked Pissed: The DVD charity boxing bouts! |
| _________________________________________ [May 29,2008 3:22pm - DrewBlood@Work ""] AUTOPSY_666 said: DrewBlood@Work said:i'll box anyone for charity. it sounds fun. You can be the undercard. sick! lets make it interesting, like me vs. any two random people from the audience selected via raffle. |
| _____________________________________________ [May 29,2008 3:23pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I'll box charity. Fuck it. |
| _____________________________________________ [May 29,2008 3:25pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Drew, you'll be pinned against one of your own band mates, unknowingly though...because you'll both be blindfolded. Two men enter, one man leaves, in the endless search for a new singer, guitarist, bassist or drummer. |
| ___________________________________ [May 29,2008 3:31pm - dreadkill ""] how about an eating contest instead? |
| _________________________________________ [May 29,2008 3:33pm - DrewBlood@Work ""] dreadkill said:how about an eating contest instead? nah, rttp is fat enough already. we need a reason to slim down. |
| _____________________________________ [May 29,2008 3:50pm - sacreligion ""] RTTP is the roughest of all the charities |
| ______________________________ [May 29,2008 4:17pm - CNV ""] This will be a bare knuckle match, on the cobbles. Biting and hitting below the belt are encouraged and applauded. |
| ____________________________________ [May 29,2008 4:18pm - Kinslayer ""] Dip your fists in glue then glass shards.... then hot fudge and gummy bears. |
| ______________________________ [May 29,2008 4:23pm - BSV ""] Yeah Dwyer is pretty obsessed with me, it's hilarious, almost as hilarious as him trying to proove that he isn't a hack and can't talk to me on the phone. |
| ______________________________ [May 29,2008 4:28pm - blue ""] brian_dc said:*beats dead horse* -thread Kinslayer said:Dip your fists in glue then glass shards.... then hot fudge and gummy bears. best movie ever. |
| _____________________________________ [May 29,2008 4:29pm - sacreligion ""] *you win* |
| ____________________________________ [May 29,2008 4:34pm - DYA / NLI ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:How about the song is about Josh and Dwyer, performed via interpretive dance by Rich Horror while the rest of Composted plays the song on bongos, lutes and a dulcimer, wearing frilly hats, puffy sleeves, tights and elf shoes. No ifs, ands or buts. [img] "Pfft - Grandpa's guitars?!?" Kinslayer said:Dip your fists in glue then glass shards.... then hot fudge and gummy bears. For the win. |
| ____________________________________ [May 29,2008 4:47pm - handinjury ""] So who's booking this? Rich should book this at Obriens and have 2 bands before and after the "3 round Dwyer" boxing. Eh ? |
| ____________________________________ [May 29,2008 5:09pm - RichHorror ""] Do it after the summer so the capacity is bigger. |
| ________________________________ [May 29,2008 5:12pm - xmikex ""] DEATH AT O'BRIENS A night of heavyweight chaos sponsored by Jagermeister Dwyer vs. Josh (Cruiserweight Shit Talk Championship) The Rev vs. Lenox Lewis Rich Horror vs. Drug Addiction MSD vs. Human Decency $29.95 on Pay Per View |
| __________________________________ [May 29,2008 5:16pm - powerkok ""] Yeah, I wanna come up and see this stupidity, and laugh, oh how well laugh... Good venue for- Powerkok vs Kadoogan II: The AWESOME arm power contest |
| ____________________________________ [May 29,2008 5:17pm - RichHorror ""] ULTIMATE ARM POWER |
| ____________________________________ [May 29,2008 5:18pm - RichHorror ""] I can't wait to shoot fight with a bottle of Xanax. |
| __________________________________ [May 29,2008 5:20pm - powerkok ""] heh Im in.. got any xanax? |
| ____________________________________ [May 29,2008 5:20pm - RichHorror ""] Yeah, in my stomach. |
| __________________________________ [May 29,2008 5:21pm - powerkok ""] NOIIICE. They make me very tired. |
| ________________________________________ [May 29,2008 5:25pm - brad weymouth ""] AUTOPSY_666 said: I'll just fight someone else you got somethin against guys with hair? [img] |
| _____________________________________ [May 29,2008 5:26pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] BSV said:Dwyer is pretty obsessed with me Obsessed with giving you what you earned, yup. :whipper: |
| ______________________________________ [May 29,2008 5:29pm - Joshtruction ""] hey MFR, I'll charity MMA fight you! |
| __________________________________ [May 29,2008 5:33pm - powerkok ""] You guys should just shoot each other in the face simultaneously. For charity. |
| __________________________________ [May 29,2008 5:33pm - powerkok ""] With your cocks, I mean. Homos'. |
| _____________________________________________ [May 29,2008 5:37pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Joshtruction said:hey MFR, I'll charity MMA fight you! Hah, yeah that would be smart. As if my knees weren't already 70 years older than the rest of my body. I've been thinking about getting rid of my legs actually... |
| _____________________________________ [May 29,2008 5:40pm - Dave_Maggot ""] im about to charity fight mfr cuz i'm still at my apartment and not at band practice. WHYYY IIII OUUUUGHHTTAA! |
| __________________________________________ [May 29,2008 5:42pm - thegreatspaldino ""] ill work out and get back into the shape i was in when i was 17. i was about 260-270 then and i lifted... when that happens, which might be never, i will have an MMA match against an RTTP'er |
| ______________________________________ [May 29,2008 5:49pm - Joshtruction ""] fuck it adam, we are both out of shape, lets do it right now! Mark, I won't leg kick or knee bar you. You too sexy for me to injure!!! your playing saturday with goreality right? |
| __________________________________ [May 29,2008 5:52pm - archaeon ""] MarkFuckingRichards said: Hah, yeah that would be smart. As if my knees weren't already 70 years older than the rest of my body. I've been thinking about getting rid of my legs actually... haha yeah i was gonna say, If you ever fight mark richards, go for the knees. he'll lay on the ground crying "im mark richardzzzzz" |
| _____________________________________________ [May 29,2008 6:32pm - markfuckingrichards ""] No dice Josh. MSD can't play so no go. We're playing the night before @ the same place you saw us last though. |
| ______________________________________ [May 29,2008 6:40pm - Joshtruction ""] fuck, I wanted to avoid going there totally. Go early so we can chill before the show? Maybe we can throw rocks at hookers or something. |
| _____________________________________ [May 29,2008 7:01pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] BSV said:almost as hilarious as him trying to proove that he isn't a hack To all his friends telling me to back off, this is why the kid is not avoiding his beating, he's lucky I am offering to wear padded boxing gloves. I guess I could just smack him around with an open hand (no fists) until his face has a nice pumpkin-looking glow to it. Go watch "3:00 High" Jawsh, you might need the inspiration. >:] |
| ______________________________ [May 29,2008 7:02pm - BSV ""] AUTOPSY_666 said: Obsessed with giving you what you earned, yup. :whipper: well, you can start by not hanging up on me and talking about how we can get the other two banners. |
| _______________________________ [May 29,2008 7:11pm - yummy ""] wip outtcha cocks. that'll settle it. |
| __________________________________ [May 29,2008 9:48pm - Grizloch ""] ugh, how bought josh plays bass (while growing his beard back), and dwyer takes pictures of himself with random women and we all watch until one is crowned undisputed winner of this lame ass feud |
| __________________________________ [May 29,2008 10:10pm - sxealex ""] wow i think i would go to boxing match + metal shows if it were organized... hmmm |
| _____________________________________ [May 30,2008 1:01am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Grizloch said: dwyer takes pictures of himself with random women Are they "random women" to me if I know them and they're friends of some sort? Or just to you fools that are so judgmental? |
| ______________________________ [May 30,2008 1:06am - blue ""] AUTOPSY_666 said: BSV said:almost as hilarious as him trying to proove that he isn't a hack To all his friends telling me to back off, this is why the kid is not avoiding his beating dwyer, josh has said 1 thing for every 7 threads you make about it. |
| __________________________________ [May 30,2008 1:11am - Grizloch ""] AUTOPSY_666 said:just to you fools that are so judgmental? |
| ___________________________________ [May 30,2008 1:13am - fishcakes ""] AUTOPSY_666 said:I am 220 now. fucking liar! if you are 220 I will eat my foot. |
| _____________________________________ [May 30,2008 1:20am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] i am 220, want me to take a picture of the scale? |
| ___________________________________ [May 30,2008 1:23am - fishcakes ""] I am 220 and about a foot and 1/2 shorter that you |
| _________________________________________ [May 30,2008 8:23am - DrewBlood@Work ""] Fish, you are definitely taller than 4'6" |
| _________________________________ [May 30,2008 8:36am - Martins ""] Being fat is sweet as hell. |
| ___________________________________ [May 30,2008 9:37am - fishcakes ""] I'm not fat, I'm big boned |
| __________________________________ [May 30,2008 9:40am - corpus_ ""] i like rollin big bones.. |
| ______________________________________ [May 30,2008 9:41am - the_reverend ""] I'm 190 |
| _________________________________ [May 30,2008 9:43am - Martins ""] fishcakes said:I'm not fat, I'm big boned But I'm fat! And it's sweet as hell. |
| __________________________________ [May 30,2008 9:45am - corpus_ ""] im 215 but im like kinda fat.. |
| __________________________________ [May 30,2008 9:47am - corpus_ ""] corpus_ said:im 215 but im like kinda fat.. all that means is that you're 100% gay. |
| __________________________________________ [May 30,2008 9:48am - corpus_colostomy ""] "I'M THE REAL IRON SHEIK!" |
| ______________________________________ [May 30,2008 9:50am - SkinSandwich ""] MarkFuckingRichards said: Joshtruction said:hey MFR, I'll charity MMA fight you! Hah, yeah that would be smart. As if my knees weren't already 70 years older than the rest of my body. I've been thinking about getting rid of my legs actually... [img] |
| ______________________________________ [May 30,2008 9:53am - SkinSandwich ""] This boxing charity should be for retired boxers with head injuries from boxing. |
| ______________________________________ [May 30,2008 11:16am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] blue said:josh has said 1 thing for every 7 threads I made 2 threads. |
| ______________________________________ [May 30,2008 11:25am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] SkinSandwich said:charity should be for... It's for RTTP! >:] |
| _________________________________ [May 30,2008 11:32am - xmikex ""] thegreatspaldino said:ill work out and get back into the shape i was in when i was 17. i was about 260-270 then and i lifted... when that happens, which might be never, i will have an MMA match against an RTTP'er Spalding, I'm at 180 right now. I'll put on 90 lbs of pure fat and we'll fucking BATTLE! |
| _________________________________ [May 30,2008 11:33am - xmikex ""] Martins said: But I'm fat! And that shit is so cash. fixed. |
| ________________________________ [May 30,2008 11:35am - aril ""] damn you guys are skinny. i'm at 345 |
| _____________________________________ [May 30,2008 11:36am - RichHorror ""] Great googly moogly. |
| _______________________________ [May 30,2008 1:19pm - aril ""] obviously joking. i think i'm at 220 right now. i'm not short though so i guess that's an okay weight. |
| ____________________________________ [May 30,2008 2:23pm - DYA / NLI ""] I'm weighing in at around 235 pounds of rippling muscle, cleverly concealed beneath a layer of pizza and buffalo wings. You know, for camoflage. |
| __________________________________________ [May 30,2008 2:26pm - thegreatspaldino ""] aril said:damn you guys are skinny. i'm at 345 im right up there with you. like between 320-330. i might even be up in the 340's... havent weighed myself in a bit. edit: oh didnt see your post after that said you were kidding... now i feel really massive, haha |
| _______________________________ [May 30,2008 2:27pm - aril ""] did you play football? that's the perfect weight to PWN. |
| __________________________________ [May 30,2008 2:29pm - Grizloch ""] Im at 205-210 and Im feeling very flabby, stupid not eating healthy and then paying for it... but thats not the point, deis gorna are be an bwawl |
| ____________________________________________________ [May 30,2008 2:52pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] [img] |
| ______________________________ [May 30,2008 3:04pm - blue ""] johnny, you a fibber. You may have only made 2 threads on RTTP, but you're forgetting the ones you made on the devourment.tk board and the SMN board, not to mention all the other boards you probably posted on that I don't frequent. Youve made your point, please give it up. |
| _____________________________________ [May 30,2008 3:13pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] fishcakes said:fucking liar! if you are 220 I will eat my foot. Start eating, fag. [img] I'm 6' 1" - 220 Gonna try to lose 30 lbs by New Years. |
| _____________________________________ [May 30,2008 3:14pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] blue said:please give it up. Nope, it aint over until Josh is black and blue and begging for mercy. |
| _____________________________________ [May 30,2008 3:16pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] blue said:You may have only made 2 threads on RTTP That's what I'm talking about, this board, don't call me a fucking fibber. WTF is with you people? |
| ____________________________________ [May 30,2008 3:25pm - RichHorror ""] lol @ this e-mail I received. ---- John Dwyer "-------, -----" to me show details 1:07 pm (2 hours ago) ... is it just me or has he gotten progressively creepier and more socially awkward? |
| _______________________________ [May 30,2008 4:10pm - aril ""] i'm going to call Dr. Phil |
| __________________________________ [May 30,2008 5:04pm - Niccolai ""] Josh will kill yuo. That's right, I spelt yuo. Does it hurt that I did that? |
| __________________________________ [May 30,2008 5:06pm - brian_dc ""] Death Metal is serious business |
| _____________________________________ [May 30,2008 5:48pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] RichHorror said:has he gotten progressively creepier and more socially awkward? Good, I hope so. |
| __________________________________________ [May 30,2008 5:52pm - corpus_colostomy ""] :thescream: |
| ____________________________________ [May 30,2008 5:56pm - RichHorror ""] This thread improves with age like a fine wine. |
| __________________________________________ [May 30,2008 5:58pm - corpus_colostomy ""] more like some fucking 'pruno' and a cell block 8 dong up your coal hole. |
| ____________________________________ [May 30,2008 6:01pm - RichHorror ""] Stay angry everyday. |
| __________________________________________ [May 30,2008 6:02pm - corpus_colostomy ""] RichHorror said:Purple rubber, everyday. |
| ____________________________________ [May 30,2008 6:04pm - RichHorror ""] Good job using the same joke against me for months. You're taking a thread about a boxing match seriously. Good job, Tom Savini. |
| ___________________________________ [May 30,2008 6:04pm - Fernando ""] I, personally, have a special connection to the video "Basic Training: San Francisco Style." It was my bridge from Fisting to Scat. There is a scene in it where a pretty young blonde boy (who I later learned was Dave, himself) gets fisted with a very full ass. Needless to say it gets wonderfully messy. I was so disgusted I couldn't stop watching it. I must have nearly worn out that spot on the tape. |
| __________________________________________ [May 30,2008 6:06pm - corpus_colostomy ""] Rich, I kid because I care. You are like the retarded kid I used to sit next to and tease everyday in 4th grade. It didn't take much to get him going, and like clock work he delivered the goods every time. Kudos. |
| ____________________________________ [May 30,2008 6:06pm - RichHorror ""] Whatever you still look like the name of names as it pertains to 70's zombie movies. |
| __________________________________________ [May 30,2008 6:07pm - corpus_colostomy ""] WHAT, UM YEW ALRDY SED THAT DOOD! GOOD JOBZ! |
| ____________________________________ [May 30,2008 6:08pm - RichHorror ""] I'm just saying it's a grade A penis duster. WTF |
| __________________________________________ [May 30,2008 6:09pm - corpus_colostomy ""] im saying you just dont know me well enough to know when im being serious and when i aint brutha. dont take it to heart FTW. |
| ____________________________________ [May 30,2008 6:10pm - RichHorror ""] + Day Of The Dead appreesh. The part where they take the top half of the zombie's head with a shovel just happened. Shit was so cash. |
| ____________________________________ [May 30,2008 6:11pm - RichHorror ""] They clowned that zombie so hard. |
| ____________________________________ [May 30,2008 6:16pm - DYA / NLI ""] We was buggin'. |
| _____________________________________ [May 30,2008 6:29pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] RichHorror said: has he gotten more socially awkward? I guarantee that I have more friends and and more well-liked than whoever wrote this. People like being around me, Richtard. Believe it or not. >:] |
| ____________________________________ [May 30,2008 6:30pm - RichHorror ""] It's going to be ok, John. I didn't say they didn't. |
| ____________________________________ [May 30,2008 6:31pm - DYA / NLI ""] AUTOPSY_666 said: RichHorror said: has he gotten more socially awkward? I guarantee that I have more friends and and more well-liked than whoever wrote this. People like being around me, Richtard. Believe it or not. [img] "I'm going to do a terrific show today! And I'm gonna help people! Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and, doggonit, people like me!" |
| ____________________________________ [May 30,2008 6:32pm - DYA / NLI ""] I mean, I'm just saying. |
| ____________________________________ [May 30,2008 6:32pm - RichHorror ""] hahahahaha |
| _____________________________________ [May 30,2008 6:38pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] DYA%20/%20NLI said: [img] My inspiration for that line! :spineyes: |
| ____________________________________ [May 30,2008 6:39pm - DYA / NLI ""] STUART LOLLEY |
| _______________________________ [May 30,2008 6:50pm - yummy ""] wip outtcha cocks |
| __________________________________ [May 30,2008 9:11pm - powerkok ""] I like how Blue keeps poppin in every once and again all like Jawshys life coach. LEAVE HIM BE DWYER, HE'S JUST A BOI!! |
| __________________________________________ [May 30,2008 9:14pm - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [May 30,2008 9:26pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] I will crush that cowardly faggot. |
| __________________________________ [May 30,2008 9:36pm - powerkok ""] No, that was my Blue impression. hahahha. |
| __________________________________ [May 30,2008 9:45pm - Dankill ""] RichHorror said:I WILL FIGHT A FAMILY BUCKET AT KFC I down for that |
| ___________________________________ [May 30,2008 11:22pm - pam nli ""] If this whole dramatic lovers quarrel isn't a huge joke I'm going to be disappointed. |
| _________________________________________ [May 31,2008 3:32am - SacreligionNLI ""] AUTOPSY_666 said: fishcakes said:fucking liar! if you are 220 I will eat my foot. Start eating, fag. [img] I'm 6' 1" - 200 Gonna lose 30 lbs by New Years. dwyer...the towel rack |
| __________________________________ [May 31,2008 8:57am - powerkok ""] Clean socks are so NOT metal. |
| ______________________________________________ [May 31,2008 12:14pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I've seen John Dwyer make 2 typos, UNFIXED, in this thread. You're not on your A game, sir. |
| _____________________________________ [May 31,2008 3:18pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] I am tired and busy, honey-buns. |
| _____________________________________________ [May 31,2008 3:32pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] That's sticky buns to you, cuddleface. |
| __________________________________ [May 31,2008 3:53pm - powerkok ""] AUTOPSY_666 said: I'm 6' 1" - 200 Gonna lose 30 lbs by New Years. Come work with me. Youll lose 30 lbs in 3-5 days. Not even kidding a little.:shocked: |
| _____________________________________ [May 31,2008 5:32pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] That doesn't sound heathy at all, and I doubt that kok-lover. |
| __________________________________ [May 31,2008 5:51pm - powerkok ""] Well, whats healthier? working and sweating roughly 8lbs a day in the summer, (averages it out to 30 lbs a week, genius) or being soft and greasy and overweight? |
| _____________________________________ [May 31,2008 5:57pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] You lose 8 lbs a day?! Who the fuck is soft and overweight? |
| __________________________________ [May 31,2008 6:00pm - powerkok ""] Ive been doing it for over a year now, so no, I do not lose any more than 2-3 lbs on a 105 degree day. Thats why I said that YOU would lose 8lbs a day, fatty. |
| _____________________________________ [May 31,2008 6:09pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] powerkok said:YOU a fatty. Yeah, I'm so obese, how did I live to 38 and not have a heart attack yet?! [img] 6'1" 220lbs - hopefully I will be under 200 by around Halloween. |
| __________________________________________ [May 31,2008 6:20pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] xmikex said:DEATH AT O'BRIENS A night of heavyweight chaos sponsored by Jagermeister Dwyer vs. Josh (Cruiserweight Shit Talk Championship) The Rev vs. Lenox Lewis Rich Horror vs. Drug Addiction MSD vs. Human Decency $29.95 on Pay Per View Can I fight several women at once? |
| _____________________________________ [May 31,2008 6:23pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] DrewBlood@Work said:Fish, you are definitely taller than 4'6" Not much though. :LOL: |
| __________________________________ [May 31,2008 6:27pm - powerkok ""] OK. Now, I have a large head. I mean, larger than MOST ppl. But dude, ORANGE ON A TOOTHPICK!!!!!!!!! Your head must weigh 46 lbs!!!!! Do you have an extra jaw bone or something? Jesus. |
| __________________________________ [May 31,2008 6:28pm - powerkok ""] Seriously, your head is about 3/4s the size of your entire torso! |
| _____________________________________ [May 31,2008 6:45pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] So am I fat or a toothpick? |
| _____________________________________ [May 31,2008 6:47pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] powerkok said:Do you have an extra jaw bone or something? Definitely more brain cells than you. [img] I look gorgeous to me. |
| ___________________________________ [May 31,2008 7:02pm - Lamp nli ""] God damn, I've never weighed more than 140 in my life, you guys must have the worst metabolisms ever. |
| __________________________________ [May 31,2008 7:02pm - powerkok ""] Is that your new boi toi? While you poke fun with brain cell jokes, I create original music, and logos, while you....well, do not. Go beat up skinny Jawsh, will ya? It may just be the first originally productive thing youve done. |
| __________________________________ [May 31,2008 7:04pm - powerkok ""] 140 is one leg. |
| _____________________________________ [May 31,2008 8:05pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] powerkok said:I create original music, and logos, while you... I do more creatively in a month than you do in a year. |
| __________________________________ [May 31,2008 8:16pm - powerkok ""] While I seriously doubt that, and without getting into a detailed description of just how creative Dwyer is, lets just say that your Pathos logo shows your brilliance in originality. Thank you, good night. I'll be here all week. |
| __________________________________ [May 31,2008 8:18pm - powerkok ""] Stop focusing on me, and get in the gym, you have a 145 lb nose target to train for!!! YARRG. GOOOOOOOO! |
| ______________________________ [May 31,2008 8:24pm - BSV ""] Dwyer has refused to talk on the phone to me for days because he still owes us 2 more banners. Yet he's posted this shit on 4 various messages boards (to the best of my knowledge). |
| ______________________________________ [May 31,2008 8:37pm - Joshtruction ""] What 4 boards so In can laugh on them too? This is just funny. |
| ____________________________________ [May 31,2008 8:52pm - Anonymous ""] Hey John, talk to the kid, this way everyone wins, is not about beating the fuck out of him, that will be so easy...He crossed the line and he'll be a man enough to apologize for what he said(I'm sure..)No losers here!!! BTW,I know both and not talking for anyone here or taking sides... |
| ______________________________ [Jun 1,2008 12:33am - BSV ""] Dwyer needs to just honor the deal we agreed on, that's all I'm asking for now and have been asking since the November. It's a simple concept. It's not my fault he's been illusive and shady which ultimately results in him being a hack and ripping us off. For all the time he spends on this site he could have been securing the deal with me over the phone and he would have completly avoided looking like a scam and a paranoid obsessive. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 1,2008 12:55am - douchebag_patrol ""] :FUBUDDY: :HAHAHA: :FUBUDDY: :BANGHEAD: :FUBUDDY: |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 1,2008 1:36am - DaveFromTheGrave ""] AUTOPSY_666 said: powerkok said:Do you have an extra jaw bone or something? Definitely more brain cells than you. [img] I look gorgeous to me. so you post a picture of yourself standing suggestively close to some disgustlingy ugly dude you're fucking to make yourself look better in comparison. congratulations, |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 1,2008 2:21am - douchebag_patrol ""] That guy has a cool mustache. |
| _____________________________ [Jun 1,2008 2:29am - BSV ""] Call me John, I know you're not happy that you fucked up but you're not helping yourself at all at this point. |
| _____________________________ [Jun 1,2008 2:44am - BSV ""] I IS RAVIOLIS |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 5,2008 11:38am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] BSV said:he still owes us 2 more banners. I owe you nothing! It started as a favor and you blew it. You have been charged full price now instesad of a 'friend' hookup, lying big mouth. BSV said:been asking since the November. Such bullshit lies, Evan gave me the files in what, late March? :whipper: See you Friday, or will it be Sunday? |
| __________________________________ [Jun 5,2008 11:42am - DYA NLI ""] BSV said:It's not my fault he's been illusive and shady which ultimately results in him being a hack and ripping us off. "Elusive." That Dwyer didn't catch this and correct means he may be more broken up over this than we thought. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 5,2008 11:48am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Just busy. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 5,2008 12:44pm - BSV ""] Yesterday you agreed to something with me and now you're changing it just like that? Talk to me on the phone, I'm sick of this text message crap, it won't take more than 5 mintues instead of wasting an hour texting. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 5,2008 12:54pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Nah, your voice makes me sick. BSV said: now you're changing it just like that? Just like your story, liar. |
| _____________________________ [Jun 5,2008 1:19pm - BSV ""] It's not a lie when nearly half a dozen people watch you agree to it. Keep screaming liar all you want, we know what you owe you us and what was agreed to. I'm not even going to go into all the crap you've lied to us about because it will hurt you and won't solve anything other than prooving your unstable and can't function without lying. Stop being a girl and call me-this time don't hang up on me within a minute of calling you out on bullshit, face up to the fact that you're ripping us off and finish the deal on the conditions that YOU agreed to. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 5,2008 1:24pm - W3 nli ""] why doesnt someone else in Sexcrement handle this, since you and Dwyer clearly cant play nice together. |
| _____________________________ [Jun 5,2008 1:45pm - BSV ""] Evan was there the whole time with the deal being made and last heard from John back in March when Dwyer told him he sent the file to russia-but I guess Evan is raging liar as well or something, according to Dwyer that is. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 5,2008 2:51pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] I thought as you get older, you don't care about the small stuff as much. Boy, this thread has proved me wrong. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 5,2008 5:02pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] BSV said:Dwyer told him he sent the file to russia Where do you get this shit?! I told him nothing like that. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 5,2008 5:40pm - corpus_colostomy ""] bennyhillifier |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 6,2008 4:48pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] "It's in the hole!" |
| _________________________________ [Jun 14,2008 2:40am - DWIYER ""] LETS HAVE THE FUCKING BOXING FIGHT ALREADY! I AM GOING TO MAKE STAPLES MY BRIDE! [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 2,2009 1:31pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Closure real soon. Josh made a big mistake and poked me today, the "straw that broke the camel's back" as it were. >:] |
| ______________________________ [Jan 2,2009 2:01pm - dftg ""] [img][/IMG] |
| ______________________________ [Jan 2,2009 2:02pm - dftg ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 2,2009 2:36pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Is this over a hat too? |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 2,2009 2:46pm - sissyfight ""] bennyhillifier |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 2,2009 3:00pm - RichHorror ""] The wedding pic's pretty great. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 2,2009 4:10pm - Josh_Martin ""] sacreligion said:dwyer's hair doesn't even come close to touching the king's Dwyers hair doesn't come close to touching his own head. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 2,2009 6:39pm - MASlayer ""] now what?!?!?! |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 2,2009 6:41pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] SIC NYDM ON JOSH OR YOU ARE A PUSSY |
| __________________________________ [Jan 2,2009 7:15pm - dreadkill ""] haahahahahahaha |
| __________________________________________________________________________ [Jan 2,2009 10:09pm - NYDM Antarctica Deputy Executive Vice President ""] We just made new back patches with a Josh Staples WANTED poster on them. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jan 2,2009 11:01pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] NYDM%20Antarctica%20Deputy%20Executive%20Vice%20President said:We just made new back patches with a Josh Staples WANTED poster on them. Do these new patches allow you to reverse their whole mental torture shit on Polish prison guards and taunt the hell out of some of them? |
| __________________________________ [Jan 3,2009 3:25pm - Don King ""] [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 4,2009 12:45am - MAKE THEM FIGHT ""] I HEREBY ISSUE A STAPLES VS. DWYER FIGHT PHOTOSHOP CHALLENGE since these two haven't fought yet and probably never will |
| __________________________________ [Jul 30,2012 9:54am - HAMBONE ""] bummmmmp |
| ________________________________ [Jul 30,2012 9:58am - xmikex ""] petition to bring back "shit was so cash" |
| _______________________________ [Jul 30,2012 10:44am - Yeti ""] no tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 30,2012 1:12pm - arktouros ""] xmikex said:petition to bring back "shit was so cash" signed |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 14,2014 1:27pm - HEY DWYER ""] FIGHT STAPLES NOW U WONT |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 14,2014 1:50pm - Inserted were the GI Joes ""] I'd pay $18 to see Dwyer fight Blaisdell and get beaten to a pulp. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 14,2014 2:09pm - Both still suck ""] Both of these guys still suck ass and can't see past their own egos. |
| __________________________________________________ [Mar 14,2014 5:36pm - RTTP DEPT OF GOOD IDEAS ""] CAGE MATCH KING THUNDERSTOOL VS EVERYONE BEATDOWN OF THE CENTURY |
| ________________________________ [Mar 14,2014 6:39pm - garyD ""] This website used to be good. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 17,2014 1:31am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] My ego weighs a ton. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 17,2014 7:12am - NH Brufaggotry ""] Megatron and I can kick everybody's ass. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 9,2015 12:30pm - Uglúk ""] Looks like fagget's back on the menu, boys! [img] |
| __________________________________ [Feb 9,2015 12:35pm - narcosis ""] someone else watched the lotr marathon on tbs yesterday ^ |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 9,2015 12:36pm - NH Brufaggotry ""] $18 says Staples hands Dwyer's ass to him on a silver platter! |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 9,2015 4:38pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] AUTOPSY_666 said:My ego weighs a ton.b 2000 lbs |