joe christianni poser of metal[views:31616][posts:215]___________________________________________ [Feb 10,2005 12:44pm - intricateprocess ""] i dont mind the cure either |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 10,2005 12:44pm - dreadkill ""] i want to delete someone's eyes |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 10,2005 12:57pm - anonymous ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 10,2005 12:58pm - vengefulandgodless ""] I like the cure:middlefinger: |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 10,2005 1:01pm - anonymous ""] I don't like the cure but they're still better than 13 Winters. [img] |
| _________________________________ [Feb 10,2005 1:04pm - tbone_r ""] here's my plan....im gonna go to a website where they're making fun of my friend, even though most of them dont know him. then, i'm going to pull out the 'dont you have anything better to do' card and pretend like their tomfoolery is so pathetic that it doesn't bother me. the only fault in my plan is that it does bother me, because if it didn't, i would stop coming back to the site and feeding the fire. then, if there's time, i'm gonna go listen to 13 winters and drink blood. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 10,2005 1:06pm - tbone_r ""] hahahah "lord absinthe, huh?...that's a pretty cool goth name" |
| ______________________________________________ [Feb 10,2005 1:17pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Has anyone noticed that all of the Norwood fags say "scrap" instead of shit or crap? "YOUR REGIONAL DIALECT HAS FAILED" |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 10,2005 3:32pm - KeithMutiny ""] anonymous said:http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=83298&Mytoken=20050210090326 LYNCH MOBB LIKES THE CURE.... need i say more? i like the cure too, faggot |
| ________________________________ [Feb 10,2005 3:43pm - XmikeX ""] the cure sucks, but Lynchie owns more Sodom records than anyone I know. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 10,2005 3:49pm - XmikeX ""] Here's my myspace profile http://profiles.myspace.com/users/373019 my musical tastes are better than yours. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 10,2005 3:51pm - KeithMutiny ""] theyre basically the same thing, ha |
| _________________________________ [Feb 10,2005 7:13pm - dogshit ""] http://profiles.myspace.com/users/837139 for xmikex's eyes only. ps. i'm not mad at you any more. can we laugh about it yet? |
| _______________________________ [Feb 10,2005 7:16pm - eddie ""] what does 13 winters have to do with anything? |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 10,2005 7:35pm - anonymous ""] What Joe Christianni looks like [img] |
| _________________________________ [Feb 10,2005 7:49pm - tbone_r ""] they suck. and this kid's friend is in a band playing with them. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 10,2005 8:04pm - Abbath ""] hahahhaahha ok this is funny again |
| _______________________________ [Feb 10,2005 8:32pm - eddie ""] tbone_r said:they suck. and this kid's friend is in a band playing with them. hmm ic also appears to be playing with a ska band. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 10,2005 8:33pm - Dissector ""] eddie said:what does 13 winters have to do with anything? I guess Bloodstruck is playing with them. |
| _______________________________ [Feb 10,2005 8:37pm - eddie ""] After the Sirens By Removing you Bloodstruck Shroud of Bereavement Perpetual Winter 13 winters Rooftop Ruckus who books a show like that? |
| ________________________________ [Feb 10,2005 9:05pm - Abbath ""] AIDS. always blame bad booking on aids |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 11,2005 1:06am - Joe/NotCommon ""] I heard Joe Christianni wears stone washed jeans and american flag bandanas, is this true? |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 11,2005 8:47am - Joe/NotCommon ""] Joe Christianni! |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 11,2005 9:17am - anonymous ""] what does bloodstruck have to do with this? |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 11,2005 9:17am - Joe/NotCommon ""] Who the fuck is Bloodstruck? If they can lead us to Joe Christianni then they have everything to do with this! |
| _________________________________ [Feb 11,2005 11:11am - XmikeX ""] I heard Joe Christianni watches Will & Grace. I heard from a reliable source that one time he bought the Friends DVD Box Set from the Norwood Newbury Comics, and told everyone that it was a stack of Cradle of Filth cds. Can someone please confirm or deny this? |
| ________________________________ [Feb 11,2005 11:14am - jake ""] i heard Joe Christianni puts kittens into a bag and drops cinder blocks on the bag. for fun. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 11,2005 12:11pm - tbone_r ""] apparently joe is friends w/ the guys in bloodstruck. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 11,2005 12:25pm - FecesForJesus ""] jake said:i heard Joe Christianni puts kittens into a bag and drops cinder blocks on the bag. for fun. Who doesn't? |
| __________________________________ [Feb 11,2005 12:29pm - tbone_r ""] i think we have a break through... jesus:nickname-jc jc: initials for joe christianni feces for jesus: feces for jc feces for jc: feces for joe christianni a simple logic analysis says this kid feeds his shit to joe christianni |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 11,2005 12:31pm - FecesForJesus ""] Your a genius. I thought nobody would break my code. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 11,2005 12:34pm - tbone_r ""] i owe it all the fine education that whitman hanson and northeastern university have provided me. and my parents for reading to me at night and making sure i eat well balanced meal. and midgets....because with out midgets...who would we all laugh at for being small? |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 11,2005 12:37pm - FecesForJesus ""] Dwarves? |
| __________________________________ [Feb 11,2005 12:39pm - tbone_r ""] dwarves aren't funny....they're creepy |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 11,2005 12:40pm - anonymous ""] how about people in bands who are shorter than 5'? |
| __________________________________ [Feb 11,2005 12:40pm - tbone_r ""] but we're getting off topic. joe christianni eats shit, and if what i hear from other threads is true....he washes it down w/flavored water |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 11,2005 12:40pm - vengefulandgodless ""] tbone_r said:i think we have a break through... jesus:nickname-jc jc: initials for joe christianni feces for jesus: feces for jc feces for jc: feces for joe christianni a simple logic analysis says this kid feeds his shit to joe christianni Oh my god my world is shattered |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 11,2005 12:41pm - FecesForJesus ""] Ive never been a fan of flavored water. Chocolate milk is where its at. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 11,2005 12:42pm - jake ""] [img] joe christianni folks. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 11,2005 12:42pm - tbone_r ""] hahahahhaha i knew he'd love the beaver trick |
| __________________________________ [Feb 11,2005 12:43pm - tbone_r ""] hahahha oh man. i knew it was only a matter of time before you posted that |
| __________________________________ [Feb 11,2005 12:46pm - tbone_r ""] picture under construction in only a short while, joe christianni will be sitting in bathtub w/ the other members of god's least favorite band ever... ken haskell |
| __________________________________ [Feb 11,2005 12:47pm - tbone_r ""] i have to give nick credit though....he's very talented with photoshop |
| __________________________________ [Feb 11,2005 12:56pm - tbone_r ""] nick's going to ruin the picture above....if you didnt see it...you missed out |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 11,2005 4:56pm - boyfriend ""] it's true... christiani's a queer... I blow him for hash and sometimes he return's the favor... let me tell you, honey, he sucks like a dustbuster on a banana! |
| ______________________________________________ [Feb 14,2005 2:49am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] The original. Just a quick Recap for those not following this as intently as half of the board regulars. Joe Christianni: GIVES Blowjobs at the Walpole Mall Doesn't Hang out at the Walpole Mall (according to his friends in Bloodstruck) Yet challenges all of us "hardcore fags" by telling us that we "know where (he) hangs out" Drinks Flavored Water Likes the following bands:Hatebreed, Hatebread, Soulfly, Soulflyd, Staind, ICP, Dimmu Borgir, Static-X, and Cradle of Filth Does not like or know of: Sodom or Emperor Has had sex with the entire Blue Hills Regional High School football team Gave the entire Blue Hill Regional High School football team AIDS and Syphallis Acquired AIDS and Syphallis from his Whorebucket of a girlfriend Apparently fashions himself as a "MOTHERFUCKING METAL HEAD WHO DON'T TAKE SHIT FROM NOBODY!!!11!!!" and somehow doesn't know who Sodom are Has never heard a Motorhead song, even when they had a song in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 because he always shut it off and listened to his Reel Big Fish cd instead. Got knocked the fuck out by me on Saturday |
| _______________________________ [Feb 14,2005 8:20pm - poop ""] i am writing to confirm joes old girlfriend is the biggest whore in this here state. Shes a zitty titty bitch who get gangbanged very often. straight edge people suck ass and drugs are the best thing on this earth |
| ________________________________ [Feb 14,2005 8:38pm - XmikeX ""] I heard Joe Christianni got a bouquet of flowers from Nathan Lane on Valentine's Day. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 14,2005 9:18pm - Abbath ""] i heard that Joe Christianni enjoys wearing a douche ass hat |
| _________________________________ [Feb 14,2005 9:30pm - tbone_r ""] hahaha zitty titty bitch. |